#weevilblr

[skitter-queen]

the first weevil was born when the primordial moon collided with the nascent earth, an apocalyptic event that resulted in both celestial bodies fragmenting, boiling, and fusing together. several moon particles, when reaggregated together, found that they had inadvertently infused themselves with the life essence of earthly stone. and so a new form of animal was created, trapped planetside, and for the next four billion years it would amble around in search of its old home. this is why weevils have such long rostrums; it is in the hopes of attaining a heavenly height. this is why weevils seek acorns; a pale sphere, in the distance, feels familiar. this is why weevils are more active during the full moon. also they can give people lycanthropy its all related

[bug4932]

do people on here know what @skitter-queen looks like. i would post fanart of her but i want to know if people have a way they imagine her in "canon" first

[several-types-of-animals]

Weevil

[soylad]

[aggiepython]

weevil sex hormones in my organic chemistry textbook

[il3x]

@skitter-queen an encounter

[wheezecheese]

TWO WEEVIL POSTS IN A ROW!?

What have I entered? Weevilblr?

[skitter-queen]

Weevils are curious

creatures of furious

hunger for baby oak fuel;

They drill through the surface

of acorns with purpose,

frackers with snouts as their tool.

[aggiepython]

put some digital color on these pen and ink weevils. they're for cards, usually i don't do traditional art. i'm too attached to the liquefy tool and being able to undo mistakes.

[threadpuppet]

@skitter-queen

hey.

yes, you.

I have a surprise for you.

it’s

weevil

[skitter-queen]

poem about the weevil girl who tests badly because she can't hold a pencil right

weevil girl takes a test

weevil girl does her best

stupid fucking snouted beast

struggling to even weast

trincy dallon is her name

upon whom her failures blame

her demise she starts to mourn

doesnt know a single thing....... about acorn

[cpericardium]

confirmed by weevil scientist

I forgot: I have an even more controversial anatomy take which is that the antennae on a weevil don't serve any function. You can snip the antennae off a weevil and it won't have any effect. It won't even notice at all.

[jungwildeandfree]

[skitter-queen]

What's the most controversial take you have that would get you cancelled on weevilblr

i dont actually want weevils infesting my rice and grains. in fact, if i saw weevils infesting my rice and grains. i would probably be distressed.

[skitter-queen]

i have created a fucked up creature named the Yougood. it is the opposite of the Weevil in every way (big, long, thin, stubby legs, face hole instead of snout, no magical abilities, really hates acorns). a mere glance into my twisted mind would drive most to madness.

this is soooooo fucked

[skitter-queen]

maybe all your posts flop because you never tag them. what if you write 300 tags on your next post and it gets a billion trillion notes. it's all about community outreach. Core Competency. Synergy! Machine Learning! Blockchain Technology! Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes! Central policy issues! Two party system! Executive branch! Military branch! Foreign affairs! Influence policy! The information superhighway!

maybe all my posts flop becuase all my flops become posts when i bang the flop when my bangers become floppers become bangers and bang flop the post in flop of the banger flop?