Thinking about band au wangxian where their "gimmick" on stage is extremely sexually charged flirting like I'm talking wwx straight up grinding against lwj in the middle of his solo or they stare directly into each other's eyes everytime a song mentions love or sex
Except they haven't confirmed their relationship so like half the fans are diehard shippers screaming while the other half think it's a fake publicity stunt and point out all the bts vids where they look like they hate each other and argue constantly
Neither of them mention their relationships in interview, always redirecting questions back to the music or their advocacy and so for years it just goes on like this.
They're the most popular band in the world when suddenly they go on a long, three year hiatus.
And so everyone thinks oh gosh maybe they were together but they broke up and their tears are heard around the world.
Then they have a comeback tour and reveal all: of course, the hiatus was because they got married and adopted a son.
They drop this randomly in the middle of a set btw, Wei Wuxian just smirks at the audience and says "this is for my husband and our son" and then he winks and blows a kiss at Lan Wangji who catches it with all the seriousness in the world and presses it against his chest
Later on, the band's Instagram posts a photo of wangxian with their backs turned, each holding the hand of a little boy wearing little bunny eared headphones between them, as they all walk put of the venue
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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan!
Lan Zhan, appears by his side.
Wei Wuxian, leaps into his arms laughing.
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Xie Lian: San Lang!
Hua Cheng, appears underneath him and twirls him around while they laugh together.
SVSSS
Shen Quingqiu: .........
Shen Quingqiu: Sigh (pulls out a dog whistle and blows.)
Luo Binghe, bolts to his side like lightning, destroying everything on his way there: SHIZUN!
Shen Quingqiu: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
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