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nixster627 · 4 months ago

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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.

Wei Wuxian: No homo though.

Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wangxian

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mentallyimwrappedinablanket · 6 months ago

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The Jiang siblings come to an unfortunate realization

#The Untamed #Jiang Yanli #Jiang Cheng #Wei Wuxian in spirit #Cql #incorrect cql #Incorrect quotes #Mdzs #Twi's stuff

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yingying-baby · 7 months ago

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So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

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theineffableoystercatcher · 7 months ago

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Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

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wangxian-on-repeat · 1 year ago

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Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

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elvencantation · 1 year ago

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Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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twenty-orange-balloons · 4 months ago

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Wei Wuxian: Hey, Lan Zhan! Let's play Two truths, One Lie! I'll start. I love you, I want you to fuck me, I hate spicy food. Haha, I bet you'll never guess!

Lan Wangji: *lwj.exe has stopped working*

#cell rambles #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect wwx #incorrect cql #incorrect wangxian #wangxian

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hanguangjunnnnn · 5 months ago

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Jiang Cheng: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Wei Wuxian: I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Jiang Cheng: No, it just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

#mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng

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lilapplesheadcannons · 1 month ago

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Jiang Yanli: Since your dad got you that PlayStation, that is all you do. I feel you don't even talk to us anymore. Can you put it down so we can have a bit of time together as a family?

Jin Ling: Why does JiuJiu call dad your boytoy?

Jiang Yanli: Go back to your PlayStation, please!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #jin ling #jiang yanli #incorrect mdzs #mo dao su zhi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grand master of demonic cultivation #incorrect cql #Jin ZiXuan: Of course I am A-Li's boytoy! Unlike certain someone who is blocked from all dating sites!

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tls123 · 2 years ago

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