#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!
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Pov you are a desert bluffs too citizen watching the events of mudstone abyss taking place and going “yep that’s Kevin he’s a prophet and a whore he’s a menace to society he exiled our mayor and won’t shut up about his boyfriend. He runs everything here lol”
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If welcome to night vale was British, Kevin and Lauren would not last a day. Some year 7 would jump side to side in front of them asking if they wanna scrap outside tesco and they’d just go home.
#/j#wtnv#wtdb#British people vs Kevin n Lauren#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#kevin desert bluffs#lauren mallard#frequencies
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Tumblr itself is like night vale because when new people turn up we basically just yell interloper at them and throw things at them
#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#wtnv#wtdb#and we’re right#frequencies
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Agnes, Melanie and Kevin are cult leaders anonymous
#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#tma#i never had a tma tag? what ?#okay then#agnes montague#melanie king#kevin desert bluffs#Kevin wtnv#Kevin wtdb#wtnv#wtdb#tw cult#tw cult mention#the magnus archives#horror podcast cult leaders …..
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Vanessa, Daniel, Lauren and Kevin actually play monopoly and Kevin flips the board if he’s losing
#strexposting#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#my hcs#wtnv headcanon#intern vanessa#daniel wtnv#lauren mallard#kevin desert bluffs#kevin wtdb#welcome to desert bluffs#i’m actually correct#don’t take criticism#kevin wtnv
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Kevin getting treated like a person and being like haha I’m literally in love with you
#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#kevin desert bluffs#charlevin#these two are really really important to me#wtnv#wtdb#frequencies
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no desert bluffs character has ever done anything wrong in their life
#desert bluffs#wtnv#wtdb#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#kevin desert bluffs#wtnv daniel#lauren mallard#intern vanessa#charles the theologist
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Lauren Mallard haters go sit in the corner of shame
#i don’t get people who hate her#literally why#if you simply don’t vibe with her that’s whatever but people who actively hate her? ESPECIALLY if you like Kevin and hate Lauren#Lauren mallard haters. what are you doing#wtnv#wtdb#lauren mallard#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!
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lauren and kevin almost killing each other on a daily basis and the desert bluffs citizens are like: yeah the prophet and the girlboss are at it again don’t worry about it
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Lauren Mallard deserves so much more I love her she’s insane she’s a girlboss she’s a capitalist she’s the mayor she’s exiled she’s god she’s a content manager she will never die
#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#lauren mallard#wtnv#wtdb#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#frequencies
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Lauren: hi
Kevin: Oh my godddddddd no one careessssss stfuuuuuuu godddddd you’re so annoyinggggggg go awayyyy godddddd stfuuuuu I didn’t askkkkk my lorddddd
#wtnv#wtdb#I’m really funny#Lauren mallard#kevin desert bluffs#monday at strexcorp#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#frequencies
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Kevin, unhinging his jaw:
Charles starring: that is literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen
#i think he can unhinge his jaw idc what you say my hcs rotate and spin around my head and no one can stop them#wtdb#wtnv#charles the theologist#kevin desert bluffs#Kevin wtdb#Kevin wtnv#once again asking we as a collective fanbase pick one so I don’t need to tag things with the same character in slight variations#I’m going with Kevin wtdb personally idk about you guys#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#wtdb hcs#oh he also has centipede limbs#and can *sting* people (it’s a sting not a bite bc of how the venom is delivered thanks enjoy ur day)
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I’m a desert bluffs girl always and forever
#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#db and dbt are literally all that matters /exag I like cactus park n pine cliff too#nv is okay I gues#hehe no I do like nv it’s just#it doesn’t hit the same#wtnv#wtdb
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Sometimes (all the time) a cultist, his haunted boyfriend and their 5 year old, can be so SO personal
#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#charles the theologist#kevin desert bluffs#Kevin wtnv#kevin wtdb#charlevin#they’re important to me#wtnv#wtdb
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oh my godddddd i’m LITERALLY a centipede AND a prophet!! i can’t be held accountable for my actions!!!!!
#wtdb#wtnv#kevin desert bluffs#shitpost but i’m right#‘ smiling godddd lauren i’m a prophet so it’s fine ‘ - kevin db at some point probably#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#kevin wtnv#kevin wtdb#unreality maybe i’m not sure#nerium has thoughts and makes that a you problem#frequencies
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For the rather popular hc that Kevin has tattoos, I like to think he just woke up with them one day and was like ‘yeah this may as well happen!’
#they r centipede and sun tattoos in my opinion#this would also apply to the hc Cecil has tattoos but you see I don’t care enough about night vale for that#not to be mean but my heart lays with desert bluffs and there is enough Cecil content out there#i love me a good fanart or fic but like. nowhere near the amount I love the db characters#anyways sorry for the rant I like Cecil and Carlos i prommy#i just have issues#nv fans mwah ur cool and sexy#but … db mutuals….hiiiii twirls hair#desert bluffs#wtdb#wtnv#welcome to desertbluffs i guess!#kevin desert bluffs#Kevin wtnv#kevin wtdb#wtdb hcs
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