#kevin desert bluffs

[fox-guardian]

at first I was kinda surprised that Cecil was the sexyman of WTNV and not Kevin cuz like. Kevin is his evil double/doppelganger/whatever, he's always covered in blood, hes always smiling, he does arts and crafts with Gore, he's a little freak (affectionate) this seems like the kind of thing the tumblr girlies would LOVE for a sexyman.

and then I remember that Cecil's voice sounds Like That and I'm like right yeah fair, Kevin never stood a chance, sorry king

[cloverjester]

Kevin saying “He is holding a cat” when seeing Cecil

Cecil saying “He is holding a knife” when seeing Kevin

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

this is where kevin posts from btw, if you even care...

[purpleandyellowshowdown]

ROUND 2: SIDE B

[bulkhummus]

Everyones got an old oak door! I want an old oak door! How come I don’t have one? What’s that say about me? Huh? Whats that say about ME?

> ive been watching a lot of seinfeld with sarah

[takavasen]

Things i wish/want to see in wtnv

-Cecil and Carlos communicating properly for once

(Edit: i wrote this in a way that it sounds like i think they never communicate, that wasn't what i meant. I was talking about Carlos not telling Cecil about his past, especially the ten year DOW situation. Sorry for confusion, they have a healthy realtionship and i know it)

-Cecil's father lore

-More "Night vale exists in real world now" story

-Kevin

-Charles and Donovan lore

-Tamika Flynn snapping and going full militia leader mode one last time

-Character appearences: Huntokar, Earl Harlan, Fay, Janice, Erikas

-KEVIN

[popfishjr]

THERE. WTNV FANART.

LETS FEED THE FANDOM SHALL WE

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

ok but episode 43 "Visitor" is like. actually kinda scary

Not in a "omg that creature was sooo creepy" kinda way maybe, but Strexcorp literally. Left a violently programmed artifical creature in his booth. With the intention of scaring him into obedience

Like. They maimed his cat to try to get him to stop being so into having rights. That was clearly sending a message that they were willing to hurt his loved ones. And doesn't Lauren start asking about Janice and Carlos a few episodes later?

Jesus, that must've been terrifying. Can you imagine having your employer almost kill your cat and then start threatening your niece and boyfriend?

No wonder they were able to break Kevin so thoroughly. It's honestly surprising Cecil managed to avoid that

[neriumdelusion]

Never trust a bitch who likes Kevin and hates Lauren Mallard

[myzlwow]

today i offer you kevin desert bluffs🤲

i spent far too long on this help

[theribthatgrewback]

nobody talks enough about the hand-knitted worm sweater

[cloverjester]

So, Cecil won the sexyman tournament and Kevin won the false prophet tournament. Good for them.

Anyway, we need a scientist poll. No reason, we just do.

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Kevin to Carlos in the DOW

[twistedfog]

Tw eye strain and mouth body horror

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Kevin wtnv real :DD

He's my favourite silly thing:D

[bulkhummus]

writing sacred texts

[takavasen]

Bingo card for things i want to see this year of WTNV