#well then...

[sergeifyodorov]

my serious-unserious prediction (aka if it comes true i was deadly serious the whole time but if it doesn't haha i'm doing a little jokey joke) is that the flyers are going to make the playoffs this year. will they be good? no lol. will they *make the playoffs*? yes.

[akumanoken]

If the handmaiden were there to hear the announcement, everything that happened would make perfect fucking sense.

[piers-official]

we are the clobbopusses. all of them. we drowned that guy

Right-o.

Wasn't expectin' t'be an accessory to murder today.

[nudityandnerdery]

[schrodingersbobbynash]

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[emolgana]

[wishfulsketching]

Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.