#wet cement

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Wet Concrete from irl.

(I wanna break that blender so bad)

Wet Concrete from Real Life is being blended!!

You cannot save it.

I hope you realize that if wet concrete or cement is kept in continuous motion, then it doesn't harden.

The blender is essentially acting like a very fast (and much smaller) cement mixer.

Your attempt to break the blender has failed.

[gondwana]

when the michelada hits i feel no pain

[coolnessgraphed]

[skullislandproductions]

Wet Cement? Not for long! Image of Wile E. Coyote from the opening title sequence from "Little Go Beep," used on the card crediting the animators. Many are alumni from the animation studio StarToons, as well as several who were still there at the time of production, including Jon McClenahan. 

[2022dirt]

A tortoise moving through wet cement.

[gramarobin]

🤣

[zootopilove]

[strapskinkstories]

Officer Davison makes Officer Alex's fantasy a horrible eternal reality!

Officer Davison presses Alex face down into wet cement!

Officer Davison yells at Officer Alex "Haha, got you face down in sticky thick stinky cement! I remember you telling me you wanted me laying on top of you in something thick stinky and sticky!" The other officers stare at him, some laugh, others ignore their clowing around in the parking lot knowing they will be the ones to be redoing what they mess up. Officer Davison laid on him holding him down, his mouth smashed into the soft smooth yet gritty wet cement, his nose an inch away, his every breath saturated with the humid smell of cement. Officer Erikson walked up to Officer Davison and said "Hey, isn't he the guy who wanted to be buried in sticky warm stuff? He's the weird officer that likes to bury himself in our stinky vests isn't he, can't see his face all that well" Officer Erikson knelt next to Officer Alex and saw his badge number and laughed hysterically, he put his boot on the back of Alex's head and pushed his nose and eyes into the cement, pushing his whole head down as hard as he could and he said to Officer Davison "Lay on him, full weight." Officer Davison pressed his vest over Officer Alex's head. Officer Davison heard a cement truck backing up, suddenly and in seconds hundreds of pounds of cement poured over Officer Davison and Officer Alex. Officer Erikson said "Cursed you two are to live for eternity, you two loved to play around with each other and do stinky vest challenges, now you two can be sealed together forever crushed in our parking lot!" The cement pressed them down tightly, they couldn't move a muscle as they felt their bodies sinking together. Officer Alex liked the feel of Officer Davison's vest on the back of his head, he liked knowing Officer Davison was sealed up with him. They couldn't inhale or exhale, they could only lay there feeling each others bodies, feeling each others heartbeat in the warm sticky confines they will never be freed from. Officer Erikson paved over the area and smoothed the cement and Officer Davison and Alex will never be seen or heard from again, forever enjoying eternal togetherness in their sticky cement cocoon!

[d3rpb33x3]

I like drinking cookies and cream milkshakes and pretending it's wet cement

[geerambles]

May I present:

~My big idiot placed his head against a wet cement wall~

[gondwana]

completely addicted 2 Big Sleeves Shirt

[gangtergoo]

Wet cement

Wet cement

Wet cement

[bethancahill]

Just woke up from my two hour long nap in wet cement. Now I’m one with the sidewalk.

[scootkiddo]

it shouldn’t be glossed over just how empathetic Joel is. he expressed empathy towards Ellie given her dire case of being a child within the confines of a cruel, unforgiving-apocalyptic world that supplants what should have been a habitual childhood for her. he offered an apology for scolding Henry and calling him a rat without initially reconciling the benign intentions behind his actions. he pleaded for the elderly sniper on the outskirts of kansas city to put down the rifle so he didn’t have to kill him. it all accentuates just how against his nature he must be to survive in this world. he can’t always spare people, he can’t always shed sympathy. but he wishes he could, and even on occasion tries. it’s the very context he once stooped to the level of the hunters in his past that makes this point pang all the more. he isn’t apathetic. he isn’t exclusively selfish. he isn’t rigid. he is open-ended. Joel is more than a hammer that sees all problems as a nail to be forcefully struck without finesse. He values compassion and preserving life, and any ultimatum that cements the opposite only elicits a last resort of violence and numbness. the silver lining is more desirable than conforming to cruelty

[chloecherrysip]

"C'mon, Luigi! Pump those legs!"

"I'm trying, I'm trying. I got bad knees!"

[prhvlbop]

god i love levi for the more minor touches of ptsd/cptsd. the scene where if you don't recruit levi in the basement of the restaurant, it's been an increasingly untenable day - like, believable but dramatically awful childhood backstory, your dad is an alcoholic and kills your mom, you go to silent hill hell torture orphanage where they're doing child sacrifice and multiple forms of abuse, you get recruited into the army and sent on a suicide mission where you're the only survivor out of the crew of other exploited kids and also they gave you an opioid addiction you have no treatment for, you cant take it and decide to run away to the only place you feel any comfort in which is your hometown of the Silent Hill Hell Torture Orphanage, you have an opioid addiction, on the way there the train breaks down and you get shoved into a battle royale in your hometown where everyone youve ever known has been scarred into a infectious demonic husk and destroyed, you have an opioid addiction, The untreatable opioid addiction is beginning to become a real problem on top of all this other shit, Caligura tries to kill you and you run back to cry and freak out in your worst reviewed elementary school on yelp, someone finds you having a paranoid breakdown holed up in a classroom and you immediately assume they're going to kill you because why wouldn't they be after all this and tell them to get it over with and once they say they're not you just ask them to tell you what to do. like Please just tell me what to do. the familiarity of control. how seamlessly it blends with the game mechanics. hed do anything you say for the rest of the game let you cut his arms off without resisting whatever. he'll give you the shirt off his back without asking. hell kill other contestants on your command with just minor restraint. just tell him what to do. I have to STOP this POST because im about to sound like this. God damnit. well . i like hi m in case you were wondjering