#wet dream meme

[therealmofamorus]

Prompt

Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Shouto has a dream of Ren and himself doing it. She is being all sensual as she talks dirty while riding him. Calling him stuff while begging him to make her feel like a woman... his woman. Of course if we look outside the dream we can see Ren riding Shouto while he is sleeping and whispering all the things that her dream self is saying.

Wet Dream Meme

(2-Koma) (Moral Degradation)

"You cannot resist me, Shoto-kun~!" A low seductive voice cooed out in a sweet, velvet tone.

The Half-Cold Half-Hot Pro-Hero-in-Training let out a harsh guttural moan,, the sensual mysterious beauty rode him like a horse, moving up and down on his bulging manhood with the skills and passion of a succubus.

"You can come inside, Shoto-Kun," She whispered in a seductive voice. "You can fill my womb with your hot-and-cold cum into my fertile womb like the breeding stud you are~

"Make me a woman...."

X-xx-X

"...your woman~"

In the waking world, unknown to Shota, Ren let out a breathy moan from her soft, plump lips as she felt the half-hot-half-cold cum filling her womb, filling her up like a milk jug

The Leader of the Phantom Thief licked her lips as she sensually rubbed her cum-filled pussy, a bright smile of complete and utter satisfaction as she wiggled around Shota hot-and-cold, cum-covered cock.

"Hope you are not done yet. Because you and I are going to do it until I am certain I am pregnant."

[abyssaldespair]

Wet dream meme

As soon as the dream forms, Obito suddenly feels flushed and his skin felt hot, but what really caught his attention was that below him, a wavy haired white haired woman wearing a cloak was on her knees and she licked and sucked his cock ever so gently yet also attentively while gripping and massaging his abs and hips, which to Obito. She was giving him the best blowjob he ever had. So good that he rested his gloved hand on the back of her head and he closed his eyes to enjoy the warmth of her mouth around him, so subtly he presses his hips against her mouth for her to take more of him. She gagged for a moment till she managed to find a good pace to match with his slight thrusting.

Opening one eye out of curiosity, he peeks down and the first thing he sees is a hint of gold looking back at him, he now opens both eyes and is horrified to see that it wasn't a woman who was giving him oral, but it was that bastard Kabuto who is the one below him. Before he could use his intangible jutsu to get away from him, He suddenly couldn't move his entire right side of his body, till he hears Black Zetsu's voice whisper to him, "Your body had always belonged to me the moment we first met, so now it's my turn to take control and do what I please with it."

Tree branches then sprout out from the ground and hold his arms and legs firm while Kabuto remained untouched as he pulls away to watch while stroking and teasing their cockhead. While Black Zetsu holds Obito still and prevents him from using his sharingan eye to escape from their grip, White Zetsu appears and he rests his head on the left shoulder, near Obito's face. "Your struggling will only prolong the inevitable Obito. Be a good boy and behave for us, would you?"

At their words, Kabuto decides to help out the Zetsu's by unbuckling and pulling down Obito's pants to his ankles, now he has a full view and has more access to Obito's bare thighs and cock. With his pants now fully removed, Black and White Zetsu fuse their hips into sharing one body from below and they stand directly behind Obito and they slowly grind into him. Perfectly implying exactly what they are going to do to him. With their two toned hands, they pinch and caress at Obito's nipples and upper body till they're perked through the fabric of his tight muscle shirt.

Without giving Obito a warning or any use of lubricant, Zetsu enters him with one smooth thrust, making the Uchiha grunt in pain while Kabuto watches them writhe and wince from below with a devious smile. Zetsu slowly retreats till he impales Obito again and Kabuto decides to tease the inner thigh skin by pressing his lips on it and gently sucking on the human part of his thigh till he sinks his teeth on it, but not deep enough to make them bleed... yet. Knowing full well that it will hurt them, but Obito's cock did jump and twitch from the sensation of it.

Another sudden buck from Zetsu and Obito was tensing and trembling from the multiple sensations that was going on with his body. In his hazy mind, a third gravel voice now makes itself know and it's one that he had dreaded of hearing it again in his lifetime.

"Seems that you have been borrowing my voice for quite some time, Obito. Lets see exactly how you can replicate it perfectly after this..." Madara stood before him and he approaches the trio and Zetsu then pulls out of the man and they use said branches to force him onto his knees. Zetsu also kneels down and inserts his cock back into Obito while holding him still. Kabuto pulls away from them and is content to stroking Obito's member while also touching himself from the sight of them looking so shameless and overwhelmed.

Removing the piece of armor that covers the front of his body, Madara unzips his pants and he frees his already hardened member and he steps towards Obito who is trying to resist the restraints and get away from Zetsu but to no avail. Madara had already gripped onto his short hair and with his other gloved hand, forces Obito to open his mouth by pinching his jaw open and forcing himself into their mouth till he could feel the head reach past the back of their throat... (foreshadowing how Obito is literally "being fucked over" by everyone? XD)

Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up.

Obito’s nights are usually filled with nightmares, uncomfortable dreams and restlessness. For a rare occasion, tonight isn’t the case. As soon as slumber takes over his body, an intense feeling of pure ecstasy overwhelms him, makes his dream vision slightly blurry and his mind stuffed with desire. Any questions he might have had in this current situation won’t surface in his haze, all that is important for this immediate moment is that a literal angel is on her knees before him, lips stretched open around his achingly hard cock.

Soft moans leave his mouth as he takes in this sinful pleasure, the sounds echoing in the dark cave where his real body sleeps. This is heaven, a most needed break from his stressful obligations; he’s been so sexually frustrated lately and his anxiety has been worsening it.

As his pleasure rises, the dream suddenly takes a turn for the worse. The Uchiha yells when he sees who’s now kneeling between his legs. “Kabu- B-bastard-!” Obito can’t move! He can’t move anymore! His body is possessed by another antity, a nightmare! This is a nightmare!

Black Zetsu’s voice rings uncomfortably in his skull, tree bark scratch at his skin as it restrains his already paralysed body. All the while, lightnings of pleasure still course up his spine from Kabuto’s attention on his erection; his new torment isn’t stopping these intense sensations. He can’t help a distressed moan. Is this a dream? Is this reality? His brain can’t make sense of anything.

White Zetsu being here as well was just the icing on the cake, Obito is panicking. This is the worst that could happen to him; getting caught in a sexual position, unable to escape. It disgusts him when the two Zetsus merge together, he’s absolutely disgusted when Kabuto pulls down his pants, even more so when Obito sees himself still fully erect and needy.

Should he even keep struggling? His every senses are dulled, his sharingan is inefficient and his body… Wants this…

The pain that transperces his body when Zetsu trusts their cock inside him, stretching him out to the max, is something he had never felt before. It hurts but it makes his cock twitch, it makes the sensations all the more intense. His body keeps on betraying him as he edges closer to his orgasm with every trust, his balls tightening up even at the feeling of a bite, his body tensing up with the blinding pleasure and shame.

Only then does he feel himself finally numbing up, pleasure slowly subsiding… And then the worst happen. The real cherry on top of the icing, Madara. The tree barks restraining his arms dig into his flesh, drawing blood as he tries to escape. Being kneeled in front of this man, being touched forcefully-

Obito wants to puke.

His mouth forcefully gets filled and he feels his stomach churn dangerously-

He screams.

He’s back in his bedroom, completely clothed and alone, no ache in his ass. A few high pitched whimpers leave his mouth as he pats his hands all over his body, his blankets, his mattress. “Fuckin hell was that? Fuck-!?” It started so nice, why did it have to turn so wrong?

To his embarrassment, Obito had an orgasm in his sleep. Why!? This was so horrific! Breathing heavily, Obito quickly grabs his mask and runs to the nearest shower, he needs to scrub his body now! Remove all this filth! He’s been violated by his own dream!

He’ll have to make Kabuto pay for this… Even if the man isn’t even aware of what he did. This is just too much for Obito’s consciousness.

Verdict: 1. Discomfort/Disgusted 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep

[pisscreant]

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

[harringroveera]

The wet dream totally happened, or as Robin called it: Steve’s bisexual awakening

[moresandmanstuff]

Sandman text posts (part 29)

[maagicmiss]

What do you mean this isn’t what happened

[wickedtwistedroad]

an endless list of films i love   →   top gun: maverick

“It’s not the plane. It’s the pilot.”

[dinokeks]

[abyssaldespair]

[ wet dream with a twist >:3 ]

In it, Obito finds himself on the ground with Deidara straddling him after succeeding to topple the Uchiha. It had been a long and barbaric fight with blood and clothes ripped or just missing.

"Finally...I've got you now...Uchiha..." Deidara pants, his hands planted on Obito's shoulders so he cannot move. Not that he could anyway with the clay snakes pinning his arms to the ground. Instead of going for the finishing blow, however, Deidara decides to play with his "food". Obito may be a Uchiha but he was also a man--a man with needs--and so was Deidara.

So, sitting up, Deidara leans back in order to undo Obito's belt and pants before pushing a curious hand inside; the extra mouth quickly finding his flaccid member and swallowing it down. It is then Deidara pumps him, his handmouth deepthroating Obito until rock hard inside its throat.

"You like that, don't you, you dirty Uchiha?" Deidara purrs at Obito, said with curiosity and flirtatiously, unlike the malice typically spoken. No, he wants Obito to feel good and to know the only person that could make him feel like this was Deidara. Why kill him when he could get him addicted instead?

With his free hand, Deidara runs it up Obito's bare chest, tracing his scars with his fingertips until to his lips. He then leans down and ghosts their lips together in a kiss. He pulls back and goes back to petting the dark-haired man's face, thumbing the white scarring underneath his eye, almost affectionately.

Then, all of a sudden, pop goes his Sharingan!

Deidara laughs manically as he grabs Obito's Kekkei Genkai and gets off him. "I got it! See you, loser!"

And then he runs off, leaving Obito rock hard and Sharingan-less.

Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up.

How could he lose to Deidara? In what kind of world is he in for this to even be a possibility? This made no sense, absolutely no sense and yet here he was, pinned to the ground drained from his chakra with a sharingan that seemed dysfunctional during the whole fight. His Kamui never worked, every explosions hit him and his every movements were so clumsy…

“Ugh- Fuck! Get off me!” Obito struggles weakly, eyes glaring as Deidara so confidently unbuckles the Uchiha’s pants. “What the fuck!” What is this debauchery!? Obito wiggles his hips in an attempt to get away, to no avail. Something hot, wet and tight engulfs his cock, swallows it whole and pumps it. Brows furrowed and jaw gone slack, Obito breathes shakily as he feels himself get hard, his member stretching this… Throat? Subconsciously, he spreads his legs apart.

“Aaahhh hhaah no-!” It can’t feel this good, this is Deidara! Obito doesn’t even find him attractive! Not even a tiny bit! Yet waves of pleasure course through his body, his heavy cock twitching at the attention.

Obito recoils in himself at the proximity of Deidara’s face to his, lips pressed tightly and eyes shut closed. He wants this to stop!

And it finally does.

A sharp pain overtakes his entire skull in a split second, the pleasure disappears completely and a sense of absolute dread shudder through him. His eye!

“AAAHH! FUCKER!” His worst fear! His one sharingan!

With a jolt, Obito wakes up, panting and sweaty. A headache causes pressure behind his eye sockets; who still hold his most important eye. Shaking, he keeps a palm over his sharingan. Thank gods it was just a dream… There’s no way he would lose against a kid like Deidara.

A quick look at himself shows his cock still half hard. Embarrassing. How stupid… There’s no way he’d like that in reality, only a dream could force these sensations on him. A cold shower is in order, right now. Anything to get rid of this.

Conclusion: 1. Discomfort/Disgusted 2. Confused/Uncomfortably aroused

[druidx]

Me, writing Alexis Dalliance vs the Evil of Titan: Am I going too on the nose with all the plant related imagery vis-à-vis Alexis? Alexis: *wilts* *blooms* *sighs like the wind in trees* *laughs like a small brook* Me: naaaah

Also, it's not a new headcanon, but eshen (woodlings) definitely do not do well outside their natural environment. Not enough sun makes them go doo-lally, not enough lush plant life makes them sick etc. This is one of the reasons they're rarely seen outside forests.

Even those that have been forced out of the forests feel a pull towards the greenest area they can find and prefer not to stray too far from its bounds (see: the O'Toreguarde family, driven from their home and living within the Gardens of Galan inside Toreguard).

In Alexis' case, her resilience may come from having a mothers with similar wandering tendencies; or a father who isn't eshen (? no one - especially not 'Lex, especially not me - knows who her dad was).

In Elowyn's case, I think having a stick so far up her arse she'll try and fight a god has given her some kind of natural resilience. (Also I'm not sure she's been subjected quite so much to non-eshen-friendly environments; in the case of Fangthane, allowances have been made).

[harringroveera]

Billy: So what I’m hearing is you dreamt about me

[scarletooyoroi]

wet dream: Tem being nice to him

SCREAMS AS HE PROCEEDS TO IMMEDIATELY SHOOT UPRIGHT IN BED.

"......"

As his breathing remained ragged and confused, for a moment, he stalls there, simply collecting his bearings at the utterly alien sight that met him in his dreams. Tem?? Tenderly smiling?? Holding his hand?? Holding a bashful look as they made each other lunches? In utter and complete truth, the fact his body found itself reacting to that leads to another slew of questions.

Actually? Should he be thinking this damn hard about this? Taking the moment to stumble from bed, he needs to be up, and alert in entirely different ways as it stands.

Gods, that exhaustion must've been more palpable as he thought. One thought manages to scratch successfully within his mind.

"I.. I think I'm starting to get what she meant.."

@snowtombedstar

[notemily]

Dream & George + makeupaguy

Bonus:

[nightfallartta]

Teacher: Only use headphones to watch videos, no music or Spotify

My headphones:

[mangaslab]

Konosuba - Bath

[dinokeks]

Poor Jesaamy. Bad Alex.