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Endless List of Characters I Love - Steve Harrington
"Turns out I’m a pretty damn good babysitter."
#stranger things#steve harrington#strangerthings#what can i say im a hoe#its steve#always has been#sapphirebluejewel
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so i watched a movie yesterday...
#can you guess what movie?#myart#art#im trying to figure out how to draw them theyre so specific.#theyre so cute tho i cannot fucking stand them#idk how to color these hoes#i gave him a bit of ass btw he deserves more then whats been given to him#elemental#elemental 2023#ember lumen#wade ripple#the fuck is their ship name#wember#?!#emade#LMFAO. that was a joke#if they have a legit shipname lmk.#also i forgot the stripes on his shirt. ik.#it looks better without (me just saying that cause i forgot)
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Me, an ambivalent free spirit who loves both Elriel and Elucien: oh my FYP on tumblr is basically all Elriels and Eluciens arguing their points on why one ship works more than the other/why one ship doesnt work anymore
Also me: ping ponging back n forth between the two ships based on arguments that people are making bc I am ambivalent and ship anything and everything esp if the characters vibe even theoretically
Also me: have at thee, convince me of your ships and I will let them all sail in my heart
#acotar#acomaf#acowar#acosf#acofas#azriel shadowsinger#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#elriel#elucien#what can i say#im a hoe for all three of them#i will ship all of them#canon be damned#eluceriel#azelucien#i will sail the poly ship
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"Im worried what people would think of you then, that you're just a personal whore or something- i don't want to ruin your reputation.."
"Are you kidding? 'My dick was so good i got promoted-' Thats the biggest flex i can think of!"
"Well, you're certaintly enthusiastic about this."
#ive been thinking of the au from @planethoneybee's tags in that writing prompts post#on the topic of giyuu wanting sabito to have political power in case something happens or someone tries to pull shit-#him & shinobu debating the pros and cons of giving him title of concubine before giyuu brings up the social aspect#so shino calls sab in to get his thoughts on the matter directly and it made me laugh#another bit w sanemi- theyre at a meeting talking abt finances and theyre talking of cutting sanemi's beetle funding-#G: i can pay for it /Sane: what? /G: keep as much funding to the project as possible- i'll finance the rest of it out of my#own allowance. that works doesnt it? /Shino: i suppose. ..but you'd do that for beetles? /G: i see importance in it. /Shino: very well-#sanemi doesnt thank him or even mention it but he definitly looks at giyuu differently after that- he used his own shit to keep#the project going full blast? damn. he did that for sanemi's beetles. man.#somethn somethn giyuu bringing up the idea for shinobu to have a personal guard(/helper) as well#shinobu 'i know what you are' @ giyuu before he hurriedly explains he doesnt mean get a side hoe hes genuinely just#offering to find her a trusted guard/helper whos sole purpose is to do errands n shit specifically for her 'oh! that sounds nice actually'#'sab has someone in mind for you- says shes one of the best in the forces and a pleasant personality' 'ill see that for myself first'#'okay [thumbs up]'#im imaginging a mix between european kingdoms & east asian/chinese/japanese empires except i dont know shit about either#only thing i vaguely know is theres advisors & like sub-royalty & in traditional japanese more (/complex) layers of clothing = rich/royal#the 'sub royalty' has a name im p sure. i forgor. fuckiinnn.#nope its just not there. oh well. giyuu w the fingerless sleeve-gloves my FUCKING beloved#also vague thought of sabito & mitsuri wearing helmets that utilize their pink hair as fuckin. yk the european knights#w the stupid ponytail thing/romans w the gold helm/red mohawk thing. somethn like that#they wouldnt wear like full Heavy Armor like knights do their fighting styles & w the close-quarters they wouldnt need it#but like for Show at Fancy Pantsy Time theyd dress up similarly#loserboy giyuu posting#loverboy sabito posting#sabigiyuu#of all the shit i have for this au THATS the scene that gets front page. dick joke funniee#(in case its not clear text goes Giyuu-Sabito-Shinobu talking)
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youre the only one whogets it
#lucabytetalks#<3 what can i say i was raised a homestuck im seasoned when it comes to fucked up alt-self dynamics.#''oh the heart player has opinions on alt-selves and how interactions with another self can fundamentally change the way a character#percieves themselves their self worth and their relations to others?? how original'' SHHHH..... dont let anyone notice my#dirk-sympathiser tendencies you'll scare the hoes.#but yeah . thank you davesprite AR altcallie (vriska) and ult dirk for the training. i am using it to make fucked up yaouri.#isat spoilers#GOTTA TAG THAT UNFORCHIES FOR THE TAG RAMBLE THERE BC IF I DONT. MY HOMESTUCK FRIENDS WILL MAYBE SPOIL THEMSELVES#VIA PROCESS OF DEDUCTION. SHH.
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is anyone go participate in asuyuno week this year? just me?
#im so excited ngl#i never took part in like 'official' fandom weeks for ships and stuff cause i got really hard time thinking of stuff for specific prompts#but i looked at prompts this year and spent a good few days just THINKING about what to draw that can fit them#so once october hits its over for you hoes#gothic says shit
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can I PLEASE just get some X6-88 focused fanfiction........
EDIT: more in the tags and the reblog
#without deacon cause i hate him#WHY DOES X6 BECOME HOSTILE AFTER BLOWING UP THE INST. WHY#i mean i get why but cmon.......#i really want some fanfiction focused on him with thr rest of the companions (specifically Nick and Danse) AUGH#and also. wow. what an idea. fanfiction about Danse healing and learning and making reparations (?) to the communities hes hurt#(hurt as in tried to genocide)#why does his dialogue and reactions not alter after blind betrayal......im killing bethesda#WHY is x6 just. there#i havent played with him yet but i think he doesnt even fucking have affinity talks???????at least thays whay im assuming?#i fucking hate it in here. get those hoes some CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT#werent they SUPPOSED to develop?#paladin danse unlearning what he was taught and becoming just danse and learning and becoming gentler with everyone including himself.#x6-88 breaking down and accepting the (admittedly cartoonish) evil of his home and his creators. coming to terms with the fact#that he does feel. how can he not. coming to terms with being essentially a. how do i say it. slave catcher?#and that now that he feels and knows it. he has to face what he did to many other synths. HEALING AND LEARNING#hey bethesda. why didnt they heal and learn.#also cause im already talking about this. preston got done DIRTY#i think his dialogue lines are monotonous and the radiant quests are kind of annoying. he gets So Much unnecessary hate grrr👹#also what. he just has some affinity talks and nothing is ever addressed again? bethesda? maybe have a quest about idk. going back to quinc#and facing Some of his trauma at least. please?#hes depressed hes suicidal hes an alcoholic WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS. PLEASE. CMON.#i actually dont know that much about most of the companions. strong? miss me with that shit sorry. codsworth? cool im out of time.#cait was allright ig. nick valentine was obv the best written (maybe because you do HAVE to meet him at some point for the main plot)#and others are fine ig (i hate deacon but thats a personal issue (he has that deadwife manpain that im also assigned by bethesda) (deadwife#manpain fucking sucks as a writing device)))#i haven't met maccready yet but it seems he wont have much substance to me ngl. fine by me. cute guy i suppose?#so back on track..i really want a danse-valentine-x6 (and maybe hancock and/or cait?) focused fanfiction. the companions messing around#gossiping (about sole survibor maybe? hihi). teaching each other things useful in settlements (farming. maining the defenses. building.#scrap management. diy. cooking?) blease. theyre mostly bad at it but it doesnt matter because they have each other and ss and its okay now.#fallout 4 companions
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I'll see exactly one (1) picture of fenris and hawke and be immediately overcome with the desire to play dragon age 2 again
#but i have to finish my city elf playthrough because i wanna hear merrill talk about the warden#im literally so stupid ill never get anything done hoeing like this#their romance is so top tier though#im sure I'd lover anders but fenris and a mage hawke is so *chefs kiss*#i wonder if more time had been put into the game and you could play as hawke as another race?#fenris bickers with merrill about elves what would he say to hawke#probably nothing considering the dragon age writers#they wrote solas and sera to talk down to the inquisitor about the dalish#but still i can dream#i can also dream of qunari hawke towering over fenris#or fenris picking up qunari hawke anyway#i like the dynamic of the hawke family but fantasy games i don't wanna play as a human#you know blackwall calling the inquisitor my lady this man has such reverence for her#oh my god what if bioware had made blackwall bisexual#its what everyone playing as a male inquisitor deserves#im getting sidetracked again#anyway i love fenhawke so much#dragon age
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Not to think abt my ocs at nearly 4 am but im considering making another oc to ship w/ june solely for a the flesh/the machine is yuri joke
#She can be june's side hoe except marcus is technically her side hoe. She doesnt have any main hoe though bc shes not interested in that..#junes probably aro tbh like yeah at the end shes Fond of him but wouldnt call it romantic. Anyway. What was i saying? Yuri#i probably wont bc id have to think a really cool concept to go w/ it beyond 'the machine'#and tbh the sacredness or whatever of the machine isnt something im personally interested in (unlike the flesh) but who knows! Maybe one da#June deserves to have her own side side story yknow? I love her u_u#tani's personal shit#Goodnight!
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i cant wait to weave my trainersona into paldea i hsve so many ideas for her and arven bc hes like. a humanities student and i love to bully him 😭 take a Gander at meine ramblings if u wish..... qlso vague spoilers abound (I HAVENT FINISHED ANY OF THE STORIES YET SO PLEASE DONT SAY ANYTHING)
my whole i d e a was that my sona would get a teaching opportunity in paldea and instead of mc tagging along with arven to get the Magical Plants or whatever its MEEEEE :3 . i was thinking that their dynamic would be a cross btwn how he treats the mc (big brother Esque) and how i would treat him (mean mentor Esque) and combine it so that we'd have like. the only way i can describe it is like. an elderly mother and her Somewhat Protective Son.
but also bc im not old i want to be mean to him. my sona's gonna be like. look arven. i can help fix ur doggy. but i cant fix ur parents' marriage... but dont worry, i can help fix your mom at the very least TeeHee ^_^
#ollie says things#they literlally handed me a real psychology student#i love him hes my son boy allowed who i will make fun of to no end bc hes a child of divorce#im literlaly like that moment in arthur thats like ATTENTION EVERYONE: BUSTERS PARENTS ARE DIVORCED#i need to go to bed#also i dont have This part of my trainersona's story shaped out but... mr. jacq..... giggles#very appropriate workplace relationships r abt to go down#what if we kissed ... and we were a biology teacher and a psychology teacher ?!#also mela#smooches her#i need to dig more into team stars Stuff so i can figure ouy hoe to write my Acquired mean gf#ALSO KATY#I LOVE HER#i neef to sleep Bye#pkmn#pokemon spoilers#pokemon sv spoilers#pokemon scarlet spoilers#pokemon violet spoilers
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nowww i pack up my bag ^-^ 4 my adventure 2mrwww
#not rly an adventure BUT im gonna be super duper brave and sit in the teen zone Where im allowed to sit this is famous but also actually is#that weird to do. its 14-18 and i am 18 and i want to meet ppl My age around my age but like idk. maybe im 2 old naybe i will just stick#with the table i was at kast time ..#im also gonna wear my Big boots tmrw this is a silly idea 4 walking but the nature of my big boots is that ppl love to see them and say Wow#those boots are sooooo big.#if i had a penny for everytime somebody came up to me while i was wearing my boots and said I dont know hoe you walk in those things i can#feel my ankles breaking just looking at them! id tell you what brother id have enough money to buy 3846484738464745 brett helquist prints
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Dude I'm reading this self help book called "The Art of Loneliness" and dont get me wrong, there are many parts that are good. But there also parts like this:
That makes me raise my eyebrows. Thats a lot of assumptions there ma'am
#🪐.txt#this book is helping me understanding my own loneliness and making me peace with my own introversion and stop being a people pleaser#BUT. paradoxically the author assigns the single narrative of 'solitude is the best answer' and 'social people are actually secretly#miserable inside' even tho she (justifiably!!) critics how people assigns the only narrative of 'solitary people#are miserable weirdos in need of salvation'#like. thats a very big double standard there#actually humans are diverse and accepting/normalizing different needs (in this case- solitude) doesn't means you need shame other needs#(socialzing and partying)#you are only doing to others what other ppl do to yourselr. the only difference is that you're hiding behind a superiority moral justify#that makes you think youre better for not conforming to society's standards#those who fit society's standards arent thr problem. the problem is hoe society in large scale exclude the people who dont fit it's single#narrative of 'people need to be social and have friends'#this is actually the very exemple of how being stuck in philosophical thinking can make you stop looking at the real world#or shortly: philosophy is fine but you should touch grass every once in a while#partying and extroverts arent the incarnation of evil. i pinky swear#using social media can be bad to your health yes but people who like posting pics on Instagram arent always miserable#sometimes. just sometimes. it means they like taking pics and sharing it online with other ppl#and its funny how the author tells you to enjoy your life but suddenly when you're doing it wrong (ie partying) its bc youre miserable#sometimes enjoying life doesn't mean having a career. im saying this as someone who wants to have a career and doesn't likes partying
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sorry just heard someone call herself moldovan and tied to the earth... girl what earth the mcd on pushkin in chisinau.
#sorry every time i hear some eastern european person say they are “ties to the earth” im like dont#buy inti this colonial and orientalist mindset#yes we know what a hoe is more than the average londoner but jesus fucking christ#you did NOT grow up in a yard shut up#i love gatekeeping this. there are actual farmers or rural communities all over the world thst can be “tied to the earth”#i believe someone in appalachia can be tied to the earth or someone in germany#you shut your white ass down#its the land of our people glendale like#YOU were born in a devityetajka!!!
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one day i will be strong enough to actually say how i feel
#at dinner we were talking about dating as a concept and i was saying how like i havent been seeing anyone else lately bc ppl Piss me off#and also just bc ive been too busy with work. so i just havent had time to be a hoe on top of that anyways#but. i keep seeing him because He does not piss me off. i like him. but i couldnt even say that#anyways he was like 'yeah i don't really know what i'm looking for rn' and my dumbass was just like 'yeah me neither' on auto response#but ofc i know what it is that i am looking for it is just a reality i am kind of still terrified of so i say nothing about it ehehehe#but hey we mutually agreed that we're looking for someone to try new things with which makes me feel hopeful#and we spent the whole night together for the first time !!! it was rly nice!! i told him i wanna do it again n he seemed happy abt tht lol#and im gonna introduce him to my best friend :) i rly think theyd get along lol. and she is like family to me#maybe next time... i can at least tell him that he makes me rly happy. he can definitely tell but. i wanna tell him SOMETHING aaaa
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listen, all im sayin is its pretty funny to me when the same person whos all like "my uwu baby!!!" toward a serial killer in some show also apparently lacks empathy when people who've done far less shit just simply exist and they dont want them to
how do you fail to extend empathy to actual humans but its so easy for you to do with this guy that if he was real would be entirely irredeemable in every capacity?
#how am i not supposed to feel like your affection for the serial killer is bc thats... just what ya wanna do to ppl you hate#and then theres just. 0 self reflection. 0 understanding of becoming the thing you hate.#iunno its just inchresting to watch.#something something doesnt effect reality sure ok bud but ya dont think its weird how easy you can extend empathy to *that* guy?#at allllllllllllll?#but if someone real idk. yells at a cat. they're the worst human?#hmm 🤔#i kinna just think you're a child personally but id love to understand why you think you're so normal to act this way abt ppl#'You dOnT UnDeRsTaNd!!! hE KILLS PeOple bEcAuSe HeS rEJeCtED!!!!!!!!!'#meanwhile the news: people are saying this shooter was bullied and had no friends and thats why he killed!!!#yall: HES IRREDEEMABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and yall just.... dont see the cognitive dissonance???#its either you can understand why someones like that and can have all this empathy for them or ya dont ya gotta pick one hoe#not saying ya gotta go be a serial killer stan. im pointing out how you're basically no different but posture like you are#and like you're better.#just bc you huddle in this corner relating to the worst character possible and act like its queer coded somehow doesnt make you any better#also not saying its wrong to like shitty characters! im talking about a very specific type of person here.#if you can have empathy for shitty characters- maybe the shittiest ppl alive if they were real- it shouldnt then be so hard for#you to have empathy for someone whos real and hasnt even done a quarter of what that character has done. thats all.
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out of everyone on yandere town, yan cowboy is definitely my favourite <3
YESSS IKR HES SO CUTESYY
yan cowboy who wants you to ride him badly
yan cowboy who first meets you when you stumble upon his farm, literally the cows were gonna jump ur ass until he popped up
"hey there, sweets! What'cha doin' around here?" He asks, looking at you with a tilted head as he pat the cow's head. "U-uh, sorry i just-" you got interrupted by the cowboy laughing at ya.
"ma, why do you seem so nervous? It's alright!" He said grinning down at you, he wraps an arm around your shoulder and introduces himself.
yan cowboy who is now ur buddy, talking to you every second of his fucking day like damn lil bro chill
yan cowboy who you began seeing everyday, coincidences piling up. No matter where you went, he was there, lingering just at the edge of your vision.
yan cowboy who wants you to ride with him and his horse everyday, holding onto your waist as he leads the horse on where to go, your back to his front, slowly rubbing himself against you.
yan cowboy who is a possessive and jealous freak. Any interaction you have with others, specifically other men, makes his jaw clench and his eyes narrow. He might not say anything at first, but you’ll notice how quiet he has gotten.
yan cowboy who confronts you about the man you were hanging out with earliar
"Hey darlin', what was that man tellin' you? Why were you talkin' to him? Do you think hes better than me? Sweets, im sorry. Darlin' lets talk about this, okay?"
"boy i literally just asked him wheres the nearest wingstop"
"why? are you hungry? Because I have some meat for you could eat-"
yan cowboy who makes you the center of his world, if you dont talk to him hes GONNA AND WILL have a bad day, grumpy and pissed off until you talk to him
yan cowboy who has a garden his mother owns, and always gives you flowers, your favorite ones
yan cowboy who literally every woman wants bc hes fine asf, strong, and BRO HES SWEET TOO LIKE HELLO??? but he only needs you. Whenever hes talking with another woman, he always drifts his eyes away from her to try to find you, not paying attention to whatever the woman was saying
yan cowboy who literallys gets so hard whenever he sees you bend down to get some strawberries you planted, already knowing he was gonna fist himself inside his car
yan cowboy who always gives you handwritten notes
"hello n/n! I might not be able to see you today because of my mother telling me ive been slacking off since ive been leaving early from farming. But darling, you know I can't stay away from you for so long! I need to see you! Anyway baby, I left you some cash, treat yourself, aight babes? - Your lovely cowboy <3"
yan cowboy who sees you growing some plants in the hot sun and immediatly panics, he runs over to you with an umbrella. A UMBRELLA BRO
"darlin'! Its so hot out here for you to be outside! Come inside, love!"
"bro ive only been outside for 3 minutes"
"3 minutes too long! Now cmon and rest! Ill do the work, lovely!"
yan cowboy who helps you when you barely started growing plants and stuff, guiding you with his hands ontop of yours, his chin on your shoulder.
yan cowboy who sees you carrying a heavy bale of hay, and immediately scolds you
You wipe the sweat from your brow as you lift the bale of hay, determined to carry your weight on the farm. Your cowboy always helps you with everything like bro i could be independent too hoe. You’ve seen him do this like a thousand times, and you’re confident you can handle it too bc ur a bad bitch period
But before you can take more than a few steps, a shadow falls over you, and you feel a firm hand on your arm. You glance up, and lowkey you were scared it was gonna be schoolboy69 lowkey but nah their infront of you was your cowboy, eyes narrowed in a mix of worry and frustration. He was practically glaring at you, mad that you picked up something without his help, even if you picked up something as heavy as a bag of cookies he would be mad and see red like alpha dawg sigma 4000
“What do you think you’re doin’, darlin’?” His voice is low, but you still heard the irritation in his voice.
“I’m just helping out,” you say, trying to brush it off as no big deal. “It’s just a bale of hay, I'll can handle it.” You said shrugging, about to walk past him until you felt the heavy hay get off your shoulders in a quick manner.
that lil bitch took the hay and walked away but not before blowing u a kiss and saying "i love u n/n, get ready for tonight bc imma need u to blow my back OUT-"
yan cowboy who always is complimenting you, doesnt even matter if your in ur christmas pjs from 2016 he will say "id lowkey eat you out in that"
yan cowboy who is ur obsessed boy who luvs you more than he should<3
yan cowboy who is ur such cowboy who couldnt be more lucky to have you with him! <333
GUYS IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHESSS
GUYS YALL COULD SEND REQUESTS BUT ITS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT BC IM STILL WORKING ON OTHER DRAFTS LIKE THESE
GUYS WHO HAS YAN WINDERBREAKER MANHWA BOOKS PLS I NEED JAY JO AND OWEN
#yandere x reader#yanderemalexreader#clingy yandere#soft yandere#tw yandere#yandere x darling#yandere blog#yandere boyfriend#yandere#yandere male#yandere cowboy#destinys worksss<333
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