Jaune: (Trapped) Hey! Can someone let me out of here? Anyone?
Jaune: Ruby? Sun? Coco? Professor Ozpin?
Jaune: ...Cardin? ...Ah, nevermind, not Cardin. I'm not THAT desperate! I'll just chill out in here.
Jaune: ...Can someone bring me something to eat?
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Press Start to Laugh - What if The Knight Talked in Hollow Knight? - sentence starters
1. “Hey, I don’t witness nothin’. You live longer that way.”
2. “I hope that wasn’t an antique or important or anything, because I don’t have the money to pay for a replacement.”
3. “My memory should be fine. Maybe. I think.”
4. “If I had any memories before, they’re gone now.”
5. “That thing’s definitely gonna eat somebody.”
6. “You know, I’m starting to hope I’m not killing townspeople by accident.”
7. “It’s the nose, isn’t it? Chicks dig the nose.”
8. “That was it? You need to work on your traps. That was embrassing.”
9. “Aw, you’re adorable. I almost feel bad for kicking your ass.”
10. “Okay, you’re getting smarter. Sorry for calling you dumb earlier. My bad.”
11. “You have got some nasty phlem going on there. If you weren’t about to die I’d say get that checked.”
12. “One of these is eventually going to give me a gumball.”
13. “Psst. Your disguise isn’t really fooling anyone.”
14. “’Stalking’ is a strong word. I just so happened to be in the same place at the same time.”
15. “You know, I really wish things of immense power would stop knocking me unconscious.”
16. “Why is nothing friendly in this stupid place?!”
17. “I’m not comfortable with the way you called me ‘sweet’. You’re not going to eat me, right?”
18. “I feel funny, like I’m incomplete. Odd.”
19. “Holy crap, I remember. I remember! HOLY CRAP, I DIED! OH GOD!”
20. “Well, I didn’t expect to die, so we’re both a bit surprised.”
21. “This rain is just like my soul. Wet, soggy, and probably acidic.”
22. “Congratulations. You’ve ensured that the worst place ever will now never die. Good job!”
23. “My knees and that glass have something in common. They’re both shattered.”
24. “Oh. Thank... you.... Yeah, I’m not eating this.”
25. “Oh, that was probably expensive. My bad.”
26. “The poo has gained sentience and it’s gonna eat us as revenge!”
27. “Come on, _____! I thought we’d evolved past flinging feces!”
28. “I desperately need a bath.”
29. “No amount of bathing will take away the horror of what I’ve just seen.”
30. “I appear to have walked into a very polite and well-mannered trap.”
31. “Why don’t you go back to your nap or tending your lawn, old _____? I’ll bet there are whippersnappers on it right now.”
32. “I am somehow simultaniously honored and creeped out.”
33. “I am adorably deadly. But bring up my stature again and I’m lopping you off at the ankles so you know what it feels like.”
34. “Yeah, maybe don’t lead with ‘We are friends’. Makes you seem suspicious.”
35. “Why does killing things always end up hurting me?”
36. “Oh, okay, we’re fighting now. Sure, I’ll kick your ass again.”
37. “Do you know how bad you are at fighting? Or are you just so good in your head that denial has a new first name and it’s ______.”
38. “What the hell happened to this place? It’s looking a bit... squishy.”
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( via @maryssecretblog )
cracks my knuckles so hard i break my hands;
ohh beloved mary i've been sitting on a mountain of bitterness since i first picked up hollow knight in 2020, & i'm sure i've said a couple of these things on main before but i'm laying them out again Right Now
the hollow knight fandom is fucking HORRIBLE about godseeker & i will never not be upset about it;
for being the gateway manifest to the game's infamous boss rush DLC that feeds us a little extra lore, leads to the ending most favor & introduces THE SHADE LORD - everyone's FAVORITE manifestation of the void & evolution of the protagonist... she is so painfully overlooked,
& if she's not painfully overlooked, she is disgustingly sexualized; her glorification of abuse by the hands of a god bastardized & taken to paint her as a pervert ( WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ABHORRENT if you stand with the idea that the protagonist is likely Not an Adult & the shade lord is undoubtedly The Protagonist ), her role twisted & simplified to be the shade lord's / the knight's bitch or wife or someone it needs to avoid because she's some kind of predator;
& if she's not sexualized or used as ship fodder, then she is treated as a horrible BITCH who deserves her death & every bit OF abuse one can fling at her because she dared not be nice to The Protagonist - nevermind that plenty of other characters can do the same or straight up KILL THEM & they're seen as fandom favorites ( see; Tiso, The Pale King, Hornet, fucking Everyone in the game ) & nevermind the fact that The Protag also invaded her mind without permission & started fucking around
( not that i'm saying it deserves to be bashed for it but you know. it did walk into the ass kicking arena (( the godseeker / knight dynamic isn't a fault of anyone's, it's just a lot of ' you did this so now this happens ' )) )
& i'm so. sick.
can we take off our jackass glasses for 5 seconds & look at her critically, i'm begging you. hollow knight fandom. i'm going to strangle someone
godseeker is a FASCINATING character, right up there with all the higher beings themselves;
godseeker is a character that hails from a far off land, presumably forsaken by the gods of it to the point that it stands in perpetual ruin, having toiled & crawled her way to hallownest in search of the pale king's divine light only to be met with a KINGDOM of powerful gods. only to be MYSTERIOUSLY locked up before being able to attune until you, as the protagonist, free her.
& that pretty much unleashes a domino effect that has a severe impact on what remains of the kingdom, that has a severe impact on EVERYONE'S fate including her own, depending on what you do.
you can choose to take on the remnants of the kingdom's gods, slay the one causing the plague that took them all out, & in your escape from her mind, punish & kill the one who perpetuated their legends, & EVEN end up in purgatory with her, where now YOU are the god of gods, at the cost of your freedom as well as her's - to live in glory forevermore.
but oh no, she's the whore bitch who was a little mean to you & wants daddy god to punish her.
get out of my sight you fucking worm you know nothing
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