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acidiccunt · 2 years

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one time i was hooking up w this guy and he went to take off his belt but it was velcro so it made the most unsexy noise imaginable and he kept apologizing for how embarrassing it was and i had to tell him that i hooked up multiple times w a dude who literally used the metal buckle of an airplane seatbelt as his belt buckle

#reading this i’m beginning to wonder if maybe i need to up my standards #tbf tho airplane seatbelt guy is my best friend and he’s insane but he’s hot so i let him do what he wants #airplane seatbelt guy>>>>>>velcro belt guy and not just bc we’re besties #velcro belt guy was the worst fuck of my life #mine

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skittlewaffle · 2 years

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*stumbles back from the sonic movie 2, tears in my eyes*

… guys .,,

is it possible … to see your childhood crush for the first time in ages ,,,

only to realize ,. your feelings never went away? 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#don’t take it the wrong way plz i know how old movie sonic is #i grew up with this lad and played sonic 1 at my mama’s since I was like 6 #when I started playing smash bros brawl .. that’s where the true simping began and i was maybe 8 or 9 idk i’ve been maining sonic for ages #still main him in ultimate #in terms of self shipping i see it as him aging alongside me #i literally had a dream about him the NIGHT AFTER I saw the movie (this was last thursday btw)#we were just chillin . y’know? vibin. i don’t remember specifically what was said but i guess we were being sweet like it was a date #but in like a wholesome and almost platonic manner since like #i think i see the two of us bein like bros .. pals . pretending to be friends when we’re actually dating lol #so after a little laugh we had he looks at me lovingly ;; a little mischievously #and then he sneaks a kiss on my nose like THREE TIMES and when I try to do it i MISS because i’m LITERALLY too slow #his little chuckle was worth it tho 🥺#k rambles #sonic #new f/o ??#i mean jk this is an OLD old f/o like LEGIT sonic was my first crush ever #not even joking #i mean i think i did like this one boy in my class and then a girl in second grade haha .. but sonic was the first head-over-heels crush i h #had #hdjdbsjdj

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gossip-girl-of-middleearth · 2 years

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This doctor goddamn just fucked my foot’s shit sideways with electrocution, big needles, anaesthesia, fire and carved a big, bloody hole in the bottom of my heel and had the audacity to be like “anything else?” on my way out, and as I’m grabbing my things and limping like Jaskier post-Rience in a daze I reply “lollipop?” and he straight up scoffs and sends me walking home with no fucking lollipop like I’m some cretin

I just—

So there I was, limping home with blood soaking through my bandaid and no lollipop

#but he did let me keep my torn flesh in a jar #so… PERKS???#it’s like he ordered his medical degree off of Wish #and then five more doctors and students came in to watch #like that scene in FRIENDS when Ross is trying to get that mysterious mole removed #fuck my shit man I just wanted a little lollipop #when they were burning the hole into my foot tho I did watch the Jaskier torture scene on my phone (on silent) to make myself feel better #(screen was dimmed too so they couldn’t judge my coping methods)#funny thing is that’s not even what I went in for #but when I described it to him he’s like ‘hm yeah we’re gonna have to do X procedure’#and I was like ‘haha that sounds fucked up so should I book a few days off work next week for it?’#and then he starts getting up and leading me away already and replies ‘no we’ll do it now it’ll take 15 minutes tops’#and when the smell of my burning flesh filled the room he jokes with the student ‘haha human bbq’#AH INDEED AS THE GOOD BARD SAID HIMSELF: ARE YOU IN FACT SHORT OF A MARBLE???

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avatardoggo · 2 years

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#so my mom calls me to her room bc she wants to Talk To Me #which is code for i’m going to lecture you and make assumptions and i expect you not to get angry even tho i’m saying things that make no #sense and have 0% facts #and that’s exactly how it went #she thought that i only got my best friend a christmas gift and not my siblings or her or my dad but i remember telling her on christmas #when my brother was giving us our gifts that my siblings gifts are coming in january bc of shipping and i told her yesterday #that i’m getting my dad his own gift but the rest of them can do a joint gift #i remember saying all of this #and then in her room today she’s saying i didn’t say this and how o “’how would you feel if i got other ppl gifts but not #my own family’ and i’m already irritated bc wtfreak how do you make that assumption 🤨#like i’ve been home for almost 2 weeks and this is the first convo we’re having and it’s just full of crap #so i go off and i’m like i told you on christmas what the situation was and ur present is on the way (her birthday is like 3 days before #christmas so i always combine the gifts)#like you n e v e r remember anything i say and now u just ruined the surprise #and then she flips it and she’s like o you didn’t even get me a card or anything how am i suppose to know?? i cant read ur mind #like😐#you don’t have to read my mind just ask o did you get me something and what gets me most is that she thinks i wouldn’t get her or my dad OR #most of all MY SIBLINGS christmas gifts while i got my friend #and then she’s like ur being rude and impolite stop being frustrated #AS OF SHES NOT THE ONE MAKING ME FRISTRATED AS IF IM NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL LIKE THIS WHEN SHES THE ONE CAUSING IT #i feel insane when i’m in this house sometimes like how can you guilt me for wanting to surprise you???? how is it MY FAULT that you can’t #remember when i tell you things??????#and the thing is ik for a fact my siblings remember me telling them about their presents and even my dad doesn’t really care if i get him #something or not #and what gets me the most is she started the conversation with ‘this has been on my mind for a while’ meaning she could’ve asked me but she #wanted to make the assumption she didn’t want to be wrong #now i feel like crap for trying to do something nice. i want to return the gift but that’ll just cause a next thing and i don’t need that #sorry for ranting #i’d tell my irl friends but i don’t think they’d get it bc they all have good relationships with their parents so i they never Get Ot 100%#vk overshares in the tags

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catboy-lawliett · 3 years

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The stupidest things give me gender euphoria I swear

tpday me and my guy friend touched hands and he said “stop that’s gay”

like ?????

I don’t pass at all as a guy, at all, but thank you for thinking of me as a guy <3

#HES ALSO SAID IT WAS GAY FOR US TO HAVE SEX AND I MAKE SO MUCH DICK JOKES- HES JUST FINE WITH IT #HE TREATS ME LIKE ONE OF HIS GUY FRIENDS #LIKE ILL BE WITH HIM AND A GROUP OF GUYS AND HE’LL TREAT ME LIKE ONE OF RHEM <333 #I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE SOMETIMES BUT HE MAKES ME FEEL SO MICH BETTER #AHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SM/P #HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IM FTM #WELL HE SHOULDNT KNOW-#JDHDNDHJEEJEHJEHEJEEJ #I DID TELL HIM I PREFER THE NAME JOSEPH AND HE/HIM PRBOUNS #BUT I SAID ‘IM NOT TRANS LR SOMETHING THO’ IM SO GOOD AT NOT OUTING MYSELF #HE ACTUALLY USES MY NAME THOUGH AND PROBOUNS #HE DOES MESS UP SOMETIMES BUT HE DOESNT MAKE A BIG DEAL ABT IT #i wonder if he thinks I’m a trans of gender .#THERES SO MUCH TIMES THAT HES HELPED ME WITH TOHER PEOPLE SAYING STUFF TO ME #(I get bulllied by a handful of kids- mostly just people saying ‘wrist check’ or ppl telling me to stop acting like a boy and shii)#IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY #HES SO NICE TO ME LIKE WHAT KVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE BE SO NICE TO ME #(Lmao people think he’s really mean to me bc we’re constantly cussing eachother out and shit but we just jokin-#He’s actually one of the nicest people I’ve met..so crazy #We joke around a lot but ik he’s madly in love with me/j)

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snickerdoodlles · 3 years

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tbh I don’t think Pran’s mom has an issue with Pran playing the guitar, I think Wai knows juuuust enough about Pran’s family’s situation to believe the lie

#bad buddy #jury’s still out obvs but given the build of the narrative for literally everything else and Pran’s allergy to saying what he truly means #i just don’t believe that ‘’she hates me playing the guitar’’ can be taken at face value #at the most base level she’d probably ask how Pran found his guitar again and connect a few dots #so Pran’s not just getting rid of the memory of Pat it’s also just hiding how close he is to Pat again #and Wai knows he was transferred bc of Some IncidentTM involving Pran’s guitar but maybe not much else #so when Pran avoids his questions and finally just says ‘’my mom might transfer me if she knew about the guitar’’#without explaining the *entire lifetime of fighting* and disgustingly complicated history wrapped up into that statement #Wai doesn’t push bc he knows there’s A Weird History there and Pran won’t further explain the excuse #idk just given HOW much Pran hides behinds his words and how well he can obscure and manipulate the conversation…#I just. don’t think he rly means that his mother is against him playing the guitar specifically?#he certainly goes to the music shop often enough without worry of others seeing him there #also Pran’s mom comes off as v protective to me? like that’s just The Vibe #she’s overprotective to the point where she hurts Pran and forgets to listen to him and projects her own issues onto his #(same as his friends tbh. and Pran’s never rly sure how to standup to something like that when it’s born of care even tho it hurts him)#but like. i think Pran’s line ‘’it was just anger. not hatred’’ will go for both pat AND his mom #idk as I said my opinion on the parents is still TBD bc we just don’t know enough #bad buddy is built on misconceptions and I think we’re going to see more in the parents?#they’re gonna have to grow tf up and get over themselves but I don’t think that like #any of them are actually totally terrible or without a lot of care to their sons? idk #this probably isn’t coherent but whatever just my thoughts

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that-was-anticlimactic · 3 years

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MY ASL AND SHAKESPEARE CLASSES GOT CANCELLED TOMORROW SO I ONLY HAVE FICTION WRITING WHICH IS FROM 2-3:15 I’M SO HAPPY I FINALLY HAVE A BREAK AND I CAN WRITE AND MAKE UP SLEEP AND EAT A GOOD LUNCH

also i just turned my essay in :)

#i’ve been so stressed this week #here’s hoping i get a good grade on my essay because ya girl is TERRIFIED #but anyways i’ve been really stressed this week #and so like long story short i went on my first date ever in April and we were talking and stuff but i was so busy this summer due to camp #that i didn’t have a lot of time and i’m taking eighteen credit hours and just started a job and his uncle sprung a move on him #like literally told him they were moving less than a week before the move so he’s been super stressed and tired and busy #and we had to have an actual like serious talk tonight about what we were doing and time-wise stuff and like it was a good talk and we #decided not to pursue a relationship for now and stay friends and still watch anime together but like i feel bad because i know i’m the busy #one who has never been in a relationship time so does Not know relationship time management and also i was terrified not of him just of #being in a relationship in general because i’ve never done it before so it’s new and kinda scary and like it was a mutual decision but i #still feel like i was leading him on even tho i know i wasn’t and he knows i wasn’t and also i am bad at serious talks #idk mental health has been bleh lately but like it’s all good we’re working through it and tests and stuff but like #i have time tomorrow and i can go to church tomorrow night which i am So Excited about because i haven’t been able to go yet #and it’s in pruis so it’s close too~#and i can write letters !!!#ahhhh i needed this break y’all !!!#anyways sorry for coming on here and complaining every night lol #sometimes talking to myself in the tags like this helps me process my feelings

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kissycore · 2 years

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god im so fucking annoyed i saw a nurse practitioner on friday and she gave me back my ocd diagnosis (fucked thing to say btws) but she also misdiagnosed with some other things and its so fucking frustrating. my dad is schizophrenic and bipolar so those diagnoses always get passed onto me even tho im only schizo. like ive talked to my partner and my friends and they all agree that im…not manic depressive. the nurse practitioner didnt even ask me about my childhood trauma at all even though i mentioned we should talk about that?? she also wants me to start lamictal and seroquel *at the same time* like HELLO?? how tf would i know which medication im reacting to if i started both at the same time? anyways i only went to see her bc i needed my diagnosis of ocd for academic accommodations and im so fucking glad i decided last year that im done taking most psych meds. like i havent taken anti psychotics or mood stabilizers or even anti depressants since last spring and ive been doing the exact same as before i stopped, probably better since like 6 months after stopping all psych meds and therapy i ended up quitting alcohol all on my own

#medical ment #the psychs ive had these past 4 years just #throw bottles of pills at me even tho i keep telling them what i need is a therapist who knows anything abt ocd #my current therapist is actually still just in training and shes very open w/ me abt the fact that im her first patient w/ ocd #and i have…severe ocd that my friends pick up on when we’re together #and my psych b4 the nurse practionner actually removed my ocd diagnosis even tho it affects so much of my life #affects how i eat and what i wear and when i sleep and it makes me erase and write over and over again so i cant finish my work in class #he also removed my pyschotic diagnosis and then after that prescribed me anti psychotics

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iloveyoumorethansoup · 2 years

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Man housing sucks

#so I’m quite fond of 6 of my 7 roommates right? and 4 of us r trying to live together again next year #there’s like a housing crisis here bc idk the college grew too fast or something. anyways it means we gotta apply like right now #one of my roommates is super super stressed about it and can’t bring herself to apply rn (good on her for taking care of herself)#another wants to bring in her friend which means the one we all liked won’t work bc it’s only for 4 #and my other roommate is like i go where the majority goes #so it’s looking like I may not room with any of them. which I mean it’s fine?? but also this is just like a random apartment #so there’s no like matching thing that makes sure we’re a good fit for each other #and unfortunately as someone who is very openly queer in a deeply republican state that could be super unsafe for me #i don’t think it’ll be. also people don’t usually mess with me after meeting me and knowing how I am #but I don’t know it just sucks :/#im really set on this one place tho bc it’s relatively cheap and I get p much double the space I have now #the other place being looked at rn has a sorry excuse for a kitchen and we all cook way too much for that #and I mean. i guess I could live in the same sized space I currently do. i guess. i don’t wanna tho #I’m gonna apply to the one I like regardless of what my roommates do and hope for the best #i also gotta factor in tho that I don’t have a car and it’s a 20 min walk and I was relying #on my roommates saying they’d drive me when our schedules aligned #ugh. i just have so much stuff. and I want space while I can have it #i decided im leaving this state bc i really can’t stand it here and I am moving to la and I am going to go follow my dreams #we’ll see what happens within the week #soup talks

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tariah23 · 2 years

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Killer Bee didn’t have to put the paws on Sasuke like that he beat that boy’s ass

#I read it last night but I’m stil laughing #he knocked the chest meat off that boy he was not playing with these kids omgggg!???#I never got to meet KB so 😭! I just always knew of spoilers but avoided them all this time lmfao #why they got killer Bee talking like that tho is it because he’s a nig-#strong black man 🚶🏾‍♀️… lmfao #I hate it but I love KB anyway he looks like a black hulk hogan and shit #I’ve always thought that lol #L actually considering the fact that he’s trash #team taka…. sasuke got all sentimental… awww lol #my brother didn’t like team taka but I’m meeting them for the first time and I love them sm… I’ve always liked them based off of spoilers #but meeting them 🥺… suigetsu is my fav lol… jugo comes off as a gentle guy when he doesn’t let his curse overtake him and Karin is hilarious #to me lmfaooo #she’s like ‘fuck sasuke 😡!’ in front of suigetsu but as soon as he’s not around she’s all like ‘sasuke… um… 🥴’ and sasukes gay as hell so #he’s all like ‘😐? what are you doing 😐😑?#but I like how when they all got hurt and tried to do their best to save his life #it made him think about team 7… and how he was like fuck this I have to make sure that my new friends don’t die here we’re a team now 🥺!#sasuke…. he tries to act like he doesn’t care about anything but he’s easily touched by kindness and the thoughtfulness of others even when #he hardly ever shows it because he just HAS to keep up that ‘I’m too cold to show emotions’ act…#rambling #he’s just hurting a lot… and he’s nuts… and a lot of other things but that’s what makes him a great character #it’s nice to see how the characters in the series overcome grief and pain since there’s so much of it… and what they choose to do with their #power #regardless if it’s for the greater good or evil but those aren’t always black and white in this series either

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dreamertrilogys · 3 years

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my mom and i just had a conversation with our neighbour and i’m literally in shock rn i didn’t know those white suburban moms they show on tv actually existed bro…

#.txt #she wasn’t like a KAREN or whatever but it was so strange…#she’s like a hashtag girlboss possibly a white feminist tho #also she made me so dysphoric help 😭 it was like omg!! we’re so glad to have more girls in the neighbourhood the other kids are all boys!#and then later she mentioned that this other school had a good ib program and she told me that the girls there were sooo sweet like i want #to make friends with ‘’sweet’’ white cishet catholic school girlies…#NOT TO SAY SHE ISNT NICE BTW she is and i think i like her it’s just yknow #also i’m just. tired what with my cousin being transphobic yesterday and the old lady who worked at the store who was trying her best to sto #stop me from getting men’s jeans and now this yk

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halloithmeagain · 2 years

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I hope that things don’t change cause I love it this way, I pray that these feelings don’t fade

#linked up w my friend at donuts and chai #love the vibes here you know #i don’t tell enough people about this place but it’s such a nice spot to just chill at #but yeah #he got me a perfume even tho I told him I don’t want him to get me anything smh 🤦🏽‍♀️#all day I’ve been feeling kinda shit #i think bc I’ve been low-key expecting smth that I know won’t happen and trying not to think about it by keeping myself busy has worked #but I can’t stop thinking about it and talking to him made me realise #no matter what I’ll always have my boy you know #i know I talk about him a lot but I got so much love for him #if I’m struggling then it’s means we’re both struggling #if I’m at the peak of my life he’s at the peak too #Alhamdulillaah for having someone that truly apprecaites me #my familyy

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catradoraism · 4 years

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24 and 25 answered here!

15. did you make any new friends?

yea but i want a refund

#asks #i made some friends in uni before lockdown #we’re going out for ramen tmr :D #i talk to lex and mish the most but i like to think that most of my mutuals are my friends #even tho i don’t talk to some of them as much anymore i still care them <3 #i am simply just. too anxious to reach out dbnffjf #me staring longingly at my mutuals urls as they pop up on the dash and wanting to dm them....#but i Don’t </3 #how do ppl even strike up conversation?#like? what they talk about #how do ppl interact with each other

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feigncourage-moved · 2 years

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its basically confirmed that im moving out in the next few weeks and im. im so excited

#i love my mum but living with her esp for the past year when my friends have also lived with us has been Hellish #ive never liked calling it abusive bc i. i dont think she intends to be bad and its never like physical or anything but theres. idk #like i dont think its enough to constitute abuse but i also am well aware that living with a parent shouldnt feel like this #idk what to call it but it’s Sucked plus uh. she refuses to use my new name even tho ive legally changed it so. thats fun #i havent even begun to explain gender shit to her i thought i’d ease her in w just changing the name bc i can but alas. apparently not #i also cant wait to move bc the build of this house makes it so that when someone’s in the shower the pipes in the walls around my room #make so much noise that i cant hear the tv three feet away from me #and thats also made it Hard to sleep bc my friends are the type to take 5am showers sometimes and as someone who is trying to go to sleep #at 5am that can. suck lmao but that ones mostly on me for my shitty sleep schedule #we havent seen the inside of the new place yet but the outsides cute. looks a little small but we can manage it i think #i just hope its not gonna disappoint my friends bc if they get passive aggressive ab the house were in its gonna feel Bad all over again #but anyway!!!! im excited #name is changed and im just waiting on the new birth cert to arrive. house is all but secured. we’re going good

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idkhow-butyoufoundme · 3 years

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Yk there’s probably some actual historical reason for this but

I find it genuinely strange that out of all countries whose influence has become more ingrained than p much anyone else’s in so many other cultures, its the US. Nobody likes the US. The US doesnt even like the US. So why?? How did this happen???

#Im australian. We have black friday sales here for whatever reason #even though nobody actually knows what black friday is beyond “some american holiday”#There are certain words that p much everyone i know tend to say in an american accent #bc thats how we’re used to hearing it (usually slang)#& it sounds/feels really weird to say it w the aussie accent #even though when you think abt it its more weird to suddenly switch accents like that #i was talking abt this w some friends earlier today & im just??? wh??? why the us-?#werent the british the ones who did more invading how did *american* stuff spread #no offence to the north american mutuals tho

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boygirlctommy · 2 years

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trying to ask people to go to a concert w me this is stressing me OUT

#CALL ME KOMI BCUS I CANT COMMUNICATE #my post #hhh #what if they don’t want to go?#what if we’re not actually friends like they don’t like me and that would make sense bcus we don’t hang out ever I mean I went to the hallow #ren party but that was the last time I hung out with them so maybe this is a good idea bcus then we can hang out and it’ll be fun?#but what if they think this is annoying bcus I want to go see this band that I like and none of the rest of them probablu even LIKE this ban #let alone even heard of it what if they don’t want to go what if they hate me???#it’s like hahah hey guys I barely see ever there’s a band that I like! you don’t like them but come see them with me anyways because everyth #everything is about me!!! good that’s so self centered but I mean I really do want to see this concert and like I know I’m not a bad person #for wanting to see a concert and invite my friends but when I over think it it DOES make me feel like a bad person oh my god help meeeeeeeee #everytime I send a text I put my phone on do not disturb and throw it across the room bcus I don’t wanna see the response #I CANT TALK TO PEOPLE #oh god oh god oh god what do I do #I’m trying to draft what I’m gonna say #hey guys so there’s this concert in March that I want to go to. and I was wondering if you’d want to come also? :D #oh FUCK I just realized 2 of my friends I want to invite go to school out of state. I can’t invite them. DANG IT #it’s four different bands playing it’s on -date- at -place- and it’s only like 16 dollars a person :D #I will warn you tho it is on a Wednesday night lol #yeah yeah that sounds decent #that’s how people talk right? right? that’s how this goes? you ever get imposter syndrome but for being a person??? me.

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