#whatever their ship name is

[theactualsunshinechild]

I keep imagining Childe and Wriothesley interacting, and I just can't think of a funnier dynamic than resident Battlesexual Childe seeing this scarred up grizzled hand-to-hand combat specialist and being struck with an immense need to either fight him till they're both bloody, or just skip the theatrics and fuck nasty about it. Preferably both, in that order.

On the flip side, Wriothesley is just.... completely normal about him. Childe is going out of his way to cause problems on purpose for attention and is like, blatantly flirting, but, like, Wriothesley has paperwork to worry about, he's on his seventh cup of tea that's gone cold, he's pulling his third all-nighter this week, he hasn't seen the sun in months; he's so dead to the concept of people flirting with him, that it doesn't even register on his radar as a possibility.

Like, Childe does the whole

"Damn, comrade... I think I know why people don't want to leave now." gives him a sultry pointed once over "the view is incredible~<3"

But Wriothesley just completely misses the overt flirtation like: "?????? We're at the bottom of the sea? Personally I think it's a bit too dark and dreary for my tastes. I've even been thinking of redecorating, but to each their own."

Childe: "...I will literally bark like a dog if you just ask me to"

Wriothesley: "I won't, don't worry. I don't know how Snezhnaya prisons work, but there will not be any torture or humiliation tactics for you to fear here."

Childe, frustrated: "No, listen, I'm not afraid of a little torture, okay, I'm a Harbinger for fucks sake, I just need you to break my goddamn back, and I don't care how you do it!"

Wriothesley: "Self destructive urges can only masquerade as coping mechanisms for so long before they kill you, mate; let's get you scheduled for our free counseling and medical services."

[owainigo]

the lady and her knight

[trashart00]

Shadynoir Sewer Moment

Or is it?

(When you’re braiding his hair and he’s thinking of other girls, I’d become evil too)

[restlessrice]

I haven't posted any new art here.. *offer you a tiny stellemarch*

[rebloggerandy]

I don’t have much to post for valentines, but I do have this redraw!

[arttsuka]

~Love bites (and so do I)~

[0xywave]

fnaf movie stuff yay mostly. movie jeremike bc i'm crazy in the head

[24-guy]

Credit to @dellonthebell for this absolute banger of an idea.

Screenshot of idea below cut.

[rambluz]

Cal and Merrin deserve a happy ending after everything—

[block-game-blog]

I am fascinated by the fact that I keep seeing philza/forever posts that make him a poor little meow meow yandere victim. My man's so stacked and paranoid and READY I genuinely don't see what chance forever and quackity have especially considering the rest of the server is at least vaguely aware and majority wise clearly on phils side.

In a universe where they do get him though I think people are overlooking the rage he is capable of. He speaks his mind and does not hesitate to dish out some good old fashioned block game violence if he feels he's justified so I feel like we're collectively missing an opportunity of letting my man go apeshit with desperate threats and insults and attempts at beating the shit out of the people that try and do him or his family harm.

If yall start writing fanfiction you better make them drag him screaming and scratching all the way. He will bite the prison bars long before he starts begging I think. He still would at a certain point for his child but the rage comes first and I don't think it would ever really leave.

[martianbugsbunny]

One of the things ever is the Pietà moment when someone is dead/badly injured and their Very Important Person is just holding them

[amberpriceenthusiast]

I love the gay horses

[konako]

enemies to lovers: Mom Edition

[pinrut]

[cluescorner]

I’ve slowly grown to realize that my one of my favorite relationship dynamics is: most competent person in the universe with identity-based struggles x absolute goofball who instinctively knows exactly who they are and loves them so, so much. 

[rosalieisalive]

IM DELETING YOU, JESTERBAN!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 🎭JESTERBAN🎉 💯 is forever 💖