#whateverrrrr it’s whateverrrr

[wisteriagoesvroom]

he’s gonna be earning the equivalent of US$25mn a year btw. which is all the more imperative that we clown tf out of his ugly wardrobe choices. we must keep our fossil fuel king humble

(i will not link to the mail but it is from the mail)

[spineless-lobster]

The painful irony of the fact that telemachus would hate the way everyone in fandom sees him

[angelkeitai]

i'm not a sopping wet cat, i'm at least a dry cat

tyler im going to throw you in the potomac river

[wackpedion]

leaves call and immediately goes on tumblr

FUCK OFFFF FUCK OFFFFFF be grateful I waited to be off call

[relaxxattack]

hello! i am here because im very much a quadranT enThusiasT. im curious: have you heard of alTerous aTTracTion? To me iT seems preTTy pale and id like To hear whaT you Think :]

i have heard of that! to me alterous attraction is very similar to queerplatonic attraction in that it's an intentionally queer nebulous thing that hang out outside of actual defined boundaries.

i don't think that moirallegiance is actually queer or outside of any social boundaries for trolls... it's just a regular old, government mandated or biologically mandated, normative relationship.

moirallegiance is something normal for trolls that they feel a romantic impulse for. it's a separate branch off from their romance, the same way blackrom is-- but i never see people jumping to describe kismeses as qpps. simply because humans are better at understanding something is "real" romance when they explicitly have sex lol -_-

moirallegiance is still a strong romantic feeling for a troll even though they don't have sex, basically.

however.... i can run myself into the ground talking about this over and over, and it won't change the fact that for (most) humans, moirallegiance is something alterous or platonic! and in the end that's okay. relationships, sexuality and romance can't easily be defined or have boundaries put on it no matter how much explaining someone does.

yeah, maybe for humans having a moirail WOULD feel like a strange alterous middleground between platonic and romantic, because a moirallegiance has elements from human platonic friendship and romantic partnership. maybe for some people it would be exactly like a qpp even! the thing is relationships are dependent on the people in them, and different for every single person.

so really there's no use for me trying to explain why moirails are different than qpps or anything, because for most humans, they're probably not. and maybe at the end of the day that's fine and i shouldn't be wasting that much energy anyway lol ^^;

although, no matter how much i try i can't not be annoyed when people equate moirallegiance to platonic best friendship. it's dumb and nerdy of me but like come on, multiple trolls in the comic have said otherwise... T^T

[supmaww]

I need to— (remembers that suicidal language hurts everyone involved or whatever) explode violently

[penumbralwoods]

who let me hyperfixate on two characters at once. i think there’s a reason this hasn’t happened in like 5 years

[honeycherrydohnuts]

potential job sent me email saying theyd call to arrange an interview at the end of today!! well that was a fucking lie then lol!!!!!!

[wisteriagoesvroom]

starting to realise i have one style of fic writing that i repeat a lot (nonlinear narrative and time jumps) and thinking ppl might not like it reused again for yet another fic. but also. f it we ball

[penguin--person]

ououghhggg fuck everything and everoyne

[mummelthecryptid]

DOES ANYONE KNOW

does anyone know if we have hallucinating your (presumably) dead husband tommorrow?

[gothknight]

i’m looking for new folks to write with so if you write wlw ocs or canons are 18+ and like plot/angst/drama/trauma/whateverrrr hit me up, follow me, reblog this, message me, whateverrrrr, i’ve got a guide, a wanted opposites tag, canons, ocs, etc -- also if any of my mutuals or whoever could reblog this that’d be dope? and if we’ve been mutuals forever and haven’t written in a while i’m kind of a mess so this is my open invitation to ANY of you to pls message me if you’re interested you can literally just say hi and i’ll work out the rest okay thanks the end shut up jj

oh also i don’t reall write smut. just .. so you know i guess idk (no judgement though i just don’t like to)