#where im holding my head in my hands like mAAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STOPPPPPP STOP GIRL STOPPPPPPP

[elegyofthemoon]

listen i know that the star rail girls suffer from "same character design" but i got mildly obsessed with a bit of ruan mei's design because of one particular detail and that is:

it's this particular bit where the DNA strands are joined together by the plum blossom she's named after.

in order for DNA to be replicated, it has to be unwound by a protein called helicase which then allows for the reading of the DNA to create the new strands. I felt like it was fitting that like the plum blossom unraveling the DNA in her design, she's also trying to unravel the truths of the world and get to its essence.

[beomglocks]

mr. choi ; c.sb

summary : your new neighbor comes over to introduce himself.

pairing : dilf neighbor!soobin x (legal)!reader

warnings & other : slight SMUT, dont read if youre uncomfortable with age gaps, sexual tension, noninnocent (?) touching, there’s like one curse, happy valentines day

w/c : 1.7k

after hours of locking yourself in your bedroom you finally decide to come out and grab a snack from the kitchen. you vaguely remember the sound of the doorbell being rung and distinct chatter coming from the living room following but you frankly weren't interested in whoever had arrived.

by now though, the chatter had died down to simple conversation and the occasional obnoxious laugh from your mom specifically. you stretch, walking out of your bedroom and completely forgetting that you had a guest.

you barely even walk past the living room when you see a man sitting on the love seat with a simple black tee shirt and slacks on, his jacket draped over the couch's back. his legs are spread open, strawberry hair messy, and head leaning against his veiny hand, listening to your mom drone on about something your older sibling did in their youth.

"oh," you say out loud. suddenly all eyes are on you and you can't help but shrink at the mans lingering gaze on your body. you're suddenly self conscious about the fact that you're wearing booty shorts and a white shirt that was a bit more on the translucent side, that and the fact that you were wearing no bra.

"oh mr. choi, this is my daughter y/n!"

he doesn't answer right away, subtly dragging his eyes down your body as if undressing you while you stand awkwardly at the entrance of the living room. "hello y/n," he says simply, staring back into your eyes.

your body gets hot and you feel a familiar wetness start to accumulate just above your thighs. the way he said your name just felt so right. his voice seemed gravelly as if he'd been yelling all day and just now had a chance to rest his voice with quiet conversation.

you completely forget your snack already finding something even more satisfying right in front of you.

you sit on the accent chair across from him, eyeing him down just as he did you. he smirks, amused by how completely unsubtle your arousal is.

"mr. choi just moved to our neighborhood and i thought it would be a good idea to introduce ourselves as neighbors," your mom explains. you nod, smiling at him.

"choi soobin," he starts. "i worked at a company in another city but was promoted so i had to move here for the new position. the neighborhood is nice, the people too," he says looking at you. you give him a bright smile, "im glad you like it."

soobin leans back in the chair, eyeing you once more, specifically choosing to linger his gaze on your chest. "so soobin-" his deep chuckle cuts you off and you look at him expectantly.

"im sorry... it's just that since i work at a company im used to people calling me mr. choi or... sir," he says, narrowing his eyes at you. "wow you must be at a high position!" your mom excitedly gapes and you have to wonder what her real intentions were when inviting soobin over.

"im quite respected," he says simply, still looking at you as if he's waiting for something. you give him a coy smile, deciding to tease him a little, "well sir, that's an interesting take away."

he smirks, letting out what seems to be a satisfied sigh. he turns to your mom, "is it alright if i have a glass of wine or something? my throat is a little dry from barking out orders all day."

your mom obligates to his request, attracted to the idea that this man was a hardworking businessman. you knew your mom would go find the most aged wine for him because she liked to show out for guests. especially guests that looked as fine as soobin. you also knew it would take her a while to find said wine, keeping it locked away for special occasions.

"y/n keep our guest company," she told you. you happily accepted that offer. yeah, you’ll keep him company alright.

now that you were alone with soobin you wasted no time in playing into his apparent attraction towards you. you open your legs slightly to lean forward on your hands which were situated between them. you saw his eyes flit down to your breast which were squished together due to your actions.

"so sir," you say innocently as if you aren't giving him a little show. "do you have a wife or children?" he shifts in his seat a bit, widening his legs in the process. you swear you can see a slight bulge in his pants if you squint. oh, so he's big.

he laughs at your question, "i don't have a wife, im divorced and yes i do have a son." your eyes widen only slightly. frankly, the thought of him having a son doesn't bother you in the slightest. you decide to ask him how old his son is for conversation purposes.

he hums lowly, "he's 18....how old are you?" you're surprised your mom hadn't told him your age. she probably thought it wasn't information she deemed was necessary for him to know.

"im legal," you say with a smile. he smiles at that and you swear your pussy twitches. he's so attractive and he's barely done a thing! you stare at his crotch while his leg bounces and you can only shamelessly imagine yourself bouncing on his cock.

you wonder how big is. he looks tall as hell so that gives you some ideas. his legs look to take up almost half his body. god, what would it look like grabbing onto his thighs as he fucks himself into your mouth? you can imagine the tears running down your face and runny nose as you look up at him and he looks down at you with the exact same expression he holds right n-

"that's good to know," his voice cuts through your dirty thoughts. he doesn't even address how you were blatantly staring at his crotch because at this point he doesn't even care. he knows you want him but he'll wait for you to say it. even if you don’t say it today, he knows you’ll say it eventually.

you move your hands and squeeze your legs together. you can already feel yourself dripping at just the thought of this man across from you. he's so close yet so far and the sexual tension is killing you.

you get up from your spot, casually walking up to where he sits. he stares at you curiously wondering what you plan to do. you choose to sit right next to him on the couch. just close enough that if your mom walked through at any moment you could recoil and it wouldn't look suspicious at all.

you don't say a word and you place your hand lightly on his knee, slowly moving it up to his upper thigh. "what are you doing babygirl?"

babygirl? fuck. just the pet name coming from his mouth alone has your breath going shaky. you rub your thighs together in anticipation. "nothing sir," you smile.

his hand is suddenly placed atop of yours and he drags it just above his growing erection. "look at what you're doing baby," he moves his head close your ear.

"you came down here dressed like a little slut, i bet you wanted the attention right?" he asks. "as soon as you saw me you probably couldn't wait to have me fuck the shit out you."

the words he mumbles in your ear have you unconsciously palming his dick through his slacks. "sir.." you whimper. he hums, holding back a moan as you continue palming him at your own accord. his hand is now at your upper thighs slowly inching up.

he placed two of his cold fingers pressing onto your pussy through your shorts. "you're so wet that i can feel it through your shorts. did i do this?" he chuckles, now rubbing up and down slowly. you nod, looking up at him through your lashes. "yes it was all you, sir. all you."

he suddenly pulls away completely from you with a light smile. he also removes your hand from him and leans forward on his knees, his upper body effectively covering his boner. you're confused about his actions and kind of annoyed until you hear your mom call from the hallway, "mr. choi i hope you like this flavor, it's one of my finest!"

"im sure anything you have tastes delicious!" he answers, glancing at you. you shy away from his eyes as your mom walks into the kitchen. since the kitchen is too close to the living room to do anything he whispers to you, "shy now?" he laughs a little bit. "you're too cute y/n."

you wish he'd called you a cute petname right then but you'll take what you can get. he places his hand on your knee and you shiver, remembering his fingers on you just seconds ago.

he removes them once your mom walks into the living room with two glasses of wine, one for him and one for her. they talk for a little while more, and you occasionally chime in but really you're too distracted by soobin. the heat he's radiating is too much to handle plus you're still sitting close enough to see that he's still hard.

it gets late and so the night ends for you three. "my son is probably wondering where i am by now, i should go," he says standing up. your mom agrees and you escort him to the front door while she takes the glasses back to the kitchen.

soobin notices your disappointment at not having finished what you both started on the couch earlier but he leans down to whisper in your ear. his voice sends shivers through your whole body and his hot breath tickles your neck and ear. "don't look so dejected babygirl, this isn't the last time we'll see each other." he kisses your cheek as he ascends back up when your mom meets you both at the door.

"say hello to your son for me! oh and next time bring him over so he can meet y/n," your mom suggests just as he walks out the door. he turns around to look at you both and you can tell he isn't too fond of that idea but he still answers with a polite smile.

"maybe! well i had a nice time maam, i'll be seeing you two around," and with that, he leaves and you simply cannot wait for the next time you'll see mr. choi.

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

[mrskisaki]

PLEASE PART 4 (sanji v Zoro x reader HC) MAAM YOU CANT TEASE AND SAY YOU KNOW!!! PLEASE BLESS US AND SHARE (But also I will respect your decision regardless bc you’ve blessed me THRICE! and I am so thankful ♥️)

LMFOAKAJSJXZOO IM EVIL SO 😈

I procrastinated on this for so long I-

I hope y’all like this and it’s probably the last part hehe OR IS IT ?😚💙

I SHOULDA JUST WRITTEN THEM AS A SERIESKSKSKS ITS NOT EVEN A FIC BUT IT TURNED OUT LIKE ONE LMFKSAJIA

I THINK ITS A SIGN TO WRITE FICS AGAIN

Betrayed pt4

Being a previous wanted pirate of the strawhats wasn’t an easy thing to forget, countless of pirates and pirate hunters ran into you and tried to cause problems. It’s a surprise you finally managed to get to an island where they didn’t care who you were, as long as you didn’t cause problems, they wouldn’t either. You wouldn’t lie and say you didn’t miss the crew but what you did had to be done and hopefully your efforts weren’t in vain.

Normal life surprisingly wasn’t that hard to get accustomed to, especially with your new addition, a son. He looked just like his father, same eyes and hair; a carbon clone. It is a bit saddening that the only thing the baby got from you was your ears and picky taste in food; he doesn’t even like bread. Being a farmer allows you to make decent money and provide healthy food for your child, life is good but you can admit it is quite lonely and quiet without the loud laughter of the goofy captain and his loyal crew, you just hoped they understood and didn’t hate you.

You suppose that you knew this day would come eventually, as you said before, you could never truly cut all strings off with the strawhat pirates and that’s why you found yourself standing there, mouth wide in shock, staring at them while they browse through your inventory on your market stand. It seems that they haven’t noticed you yet so you still have a chance to escape before they turn and see you but it’s a bit hard to go unnoticed when your infant child starts crying in your arms. Heads turn unceremoniously in your direction and the look of shock and recognition appears on ones face. “...(y/n)?” It comes out as a whisper but it was clear as day; the entire crew heard and you know right then and there, you were fucked.

The loud excited laugh from your previous captain makes your heart ache, you’ve missed them all so but you know that you can’t go back with them and Luffy will not take no as an answer. Rushing towards you, the crew starts spewing out questions “Where the hell have you been ?!” “(y/n)! Are you coming back with us ?” “You’ve been living here the entire time?” Trying to get as much information they can from you as they can, they’ve forgotten the cause of them noticing you. All speaking at once, you don’t get the chance to even get one word out. The loudness of it all causes eyes in all directions to stop and look, overwhelming not just you but the child in your arms causing him to cry out once again.

That’s what finally quieted the crew but you now the question that’s all on the tip of their tongues. Telling them to follow you, you lead them to your home, not one word spoken from you the entire journey. Opening the door and motioning them to sit down, you watch as their eyes scan the room. You take this time to observe them as well, you notice the way they’ve all changed the past few months; hair cuts, new scars, grown an inch, clothing you’ve never seen them wear before but you can guess that they can say the same about you.

Finally, you answer a question that you were asked previously and it started a chain of questions being thrown your way once again but this time, you answered them and asked a few questions of your own. You told them of them new things you’ve learned, the things you’ve seen, people you’ve met, and even shown them a few items that you’ve managed to acquire along the way. It felt great to catch up with them and see that no matter how much they’ve changed physically, they were sti the same mentally and were still the pirates you’ve grown to love.

Speaking of love, the two men were trying their best to not throw themselves onto you; their love for you never faltering despite the time away from you. They’ve matured and even though they still bump heads every now and then, they made a promise to not be as childish with each other as before in case they were to ever meet you again, you would see and come back to one of them and the other wouldn’t fight but instead respect your decision. Soon the questions begin to die out, suffocating silence beginning to enter and fill the room. You knew what was about to happen and you were in no way prepared for it, perhaps you never would be.

Robin is the first to break the silence “(y/n)...who’s the father of your baby?” The dreaded question had finally been asked, no matter how much tip toeing around you did, you still couldn’t get their minds off the topic that everyone wanted to truly speak on. Keeping the child’s head wrapped so he wouldn’t get cold from the breeze allowed the father’s identity to be hidden, something you were glad of but knowing that you had to answer, that they had the right to know, gave you anxiety.

Taking a deep breath with closed eyes, you slowly start to unravel the wrap, hands shaking as you tried to calm yourself. Everyone in the room waits on edge, especially the two men. It’s a complete shock that now that they’ve finally reunited with you, you’ve had a child; one of their child. Both men are willing to step up to the plate and become a father and with just one look at each other, they make a silent promise to set aside all problems and help the other protect you and the baby.

As the wrap fell from your hand and the child was exposed to the crew, mouths fell in sync. Gasps and breaths being held as heard, echoing loud throughout the room. The two men not believing what they see, the child that you’re hold against your chest is awake and looks around the room, eyes meeting the men before looking elsewhere. Everyone waits for you to speak, for you to explain and you know you can no longer avoid any of it. Heart beating out of your chest, you take one last deep breath and you answer the question they’ve all been waiting for.

“The father of my child is

Trafalgar D. Water Law”

[babbawright20]

How you and Johnny Knoxville met

Y/N POV

“Bam I really would rather not just sit there and watch as you get shot by those bullet things.” You explain as he rolls his eyes. 

“C’mon Y/N it will be fun! Ry wants to see you and the rest of the Jackass are dying to meet you”

“It would be quite funny watching that unfold” You murmur as Bams eyes light up. 

“Fuck yeah! we got to go now or ill be late, don't want Knoxville to beat my ass for showing up late again.” And with that he grabs your arm dragging you to his vehicle outside your house. 

20 minutes later -

“Y/N!!!!!! The fuck have you been?” Ryan scolds as he slams his body into yours. Giggling you hold him back just as tight as he continues to scold you for the amount of time its been since you last saw him. Which is realistically only a week. 

“Hi Ry I've been busy hiding from you weirdos” You wink stepping away from his embrace. With that comment he throws you over his shoulder with protests flooding from your mouth. 

“Put me down or feel the consequences Dunn” you warn as he walks towards many unfamiliar faces. 

“Yeah yeah Y/N heard all this before. I'm just being a good pal and taking you to the big boys of Jackass. Also where the fuck has Bam gone”. Ryan curses eagerly looking for his best friend. You lay defeated on his shoulder also looking round for your brother who you didn't even know walked away earlier during your catch up with Ryan. 

Rather quickly you spot Bam with a group of men you only slightly recognise from the shots Bam has showed you. Ryan quickly heads over in there direction, Bam already laughing at the sight of you on Ryan's shoulders still. 

Your cheeks turn slightly red as the men's focus falls on you all smiling at the sight of you both. you remember the names from the familiar faces: Steve-o, Preston and Dave England stand in front of you, waiting eagerly for you to introduce yourself. 

“Okay Dunn you can let me down now” You scold at your friend and chuckles, carefully dropping you on the ground as you turn to face the men still waiting. 

“Hi im Y/N” you say sweetly as you look across their faces, taking you in. 

“Hello Maam we’ve heard a lot about you” Preston replies pulling you in for a hug as you glare at Bam. 

Bam holds his hands up avoiding eye contact with you. 

“As much as we would like to get to know you Y/N Knoxville is waiting for us all in the warehouse” Steve-o Explains grabbing your hand as he pulls you in the direction to the building. He beings to explain the stunt they are hoping to pull off and how almost everyone had refused to do it. Looking around you see all the cameras and lights while Dave England has a panic attack even just thinking about the stunt. 

You hear a loud laugh burst through the warehouse and without thinking you look for where that noise came from. You see a tall figure with his head thrown backwards as he continues his heavenly tune. He’s dressed in black trousers with a plain white top that shows his lean figure with a black plaid shirt on top, unbuttoned. Everyones attention is solely on him, too mesmerising to look away. As you inch closer to him with Steve-o your heartbeat suddenly rises. Steve-o notices how quite you have gone and notices your change of expression immediatly smirking. 

“Oi Johnny!” he shouts as your eyes shot to him and your breathe holds in your chest. 

As he looks over you notice a surprised expression fall on his features and he stops mid sentence. Your eyes fall onto his as he lets his gaze fall down your body before pulling them back to yours. Without hesitation he begins to walk in your direction leaving that unfinished conversation behind. With nervous eyes you couldnt help but smile as he gets closer. 

“Hi buddy!” Johnny says as he pulls steve-o in for a quick hug. Once he pulls away his attention falls back to you. His eyes drag down your body as he ignores whatever Steve-0o is telling him. 

“And what's your name?” he finally says as the wind is knocked out of your body. 

“Im Y/N, Bam’s sister” you explain as the heat finds its way to your face again due to the look he was giving you. A smile falls upon his lips at the mention of your name. 

“Thats a lovely name” he compilments neither of you noticing the fact Steve-o had left with the biggest grin on his face. 

“thank you very much glad its appreciated” You giggle as his smile widens at the sound, his heart rate picking up. You were beautiful and he couldnt handle you being so close. 

His name gets called from the opposite side of the warehouse. With a wink he gives you one more look across your body, a smirk pulling at his lips as he reluctantly walks away from you. You already have a sense of sadness as you watch him walk away, missing the smell of his cologne. 

From the corner of your eye you spot Ryan, Bam and Steve-o whispering while pointing directily at you. Turning you rattention on the three boys they all straighten out with only Steve-o making eye contact with you. With a small smile you make your way over to them. 

Bam was the first one to speak up with a grin painted onto his face. 

“Looks like Y/n has a crush on someone” He shouts as you slap his hand away from your arm. 

“Shut it Bam before i hurt you” you warn with Steve-o dying from your threat. 

“He seemed very interested in you too Y/n” steve-o winks as your cheeks turn red yet again.

With a small smile you turn you head to find Johnny already looking in your direction. He gives you a smile before turning his attention back to Jeff leaving you to stare at his side profile.

“I really don’t want to do this was” Ryan explains calling Johnny an ass for even suggesting it.

With that conclusion a loud bang runs through your ears as you slightly jump holding onto Steve-o’s arm.

“Yeah fuck that I’m not doing that! That’s fucking mental” Ryan huffs grabbing your hand and leading you to the front entrance with him sitting in a vacant seat. You drop in the seat next to him slightly giggling as he continues to refuse to do the stunt presented for him.

Shortly after Johnny comes out with the biggest grin on his face.

“Come on Dunn it’ll only hurt a lot” he explains while his eyes flicker to yours.

“Are you crazy? Knoxville I’m not doing that that’s too much”

“Fine I’ll do it then” Johnny suggests explaining that it’s footage. You couldn’t help but frown as he suggests it, not wanting him to get hurt.

He catches your attention again as he runs his hands through his hair making sure his sunglasses run in front of his eyes. Nothing has ever seemed more attractive than the way he looks right now and your breathing halts as you continue to admire him. His head turns in your direction as he slightly tilts it when he notices your gaze on him.

“Do you wanna come watch this event unfold sweetheart?” He asks eyes still on you as he starts to walk away.

With a shaky sigh, Ryan huffs following Johnny into the warehouse and you slightly giggle know he’s going to join the stunt he refused to do.

You stand with Dave as he continues to shake, with a hand on his arm you make sure he is okay. That’s when you notice the three men standing in front of you and only two of them wearing helmets.

You sigh in relief as you notice It’s Ryan and bam who are wearing the protection but then frown when you notice Johnny isn’t. He looks your way and drops his eye into a wink and puts on his goggles.

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass” with that a bang follows and you see Bam and Ryan drop to the ground. Dave holds your arm pulling you back from them knowing you were about to run to them. Johnny grunts in pain as he walks around the set. However, you notice Bam crying and being the great sister you are, you begin to laugh.

Johnny turns his head to you and you point to Bam while uncontrollably laughing.

“Bam are you crying?” Johnny asks slightly laughing as he leans closer to look.

When the stunt is over and the cameras are off you finish helping your boys calm down from the pain when you feel eyes on you. Turning your head you again met eyes with Johnny. With a finger raised, he beckons you over to him. After the confirmation from Ryan and Bam that they are okay you head over to him.

“I have some gnarly marks from that!” He explains as he lifts his top. The first thing you see is red prints all over his stomach. Then as you continue to exam the marks you can’t help but notice how fit he actually is. You couldn’t move your eyes off him.

“Mmhm like what you see sweetheart?” Johnny asks as your eyes snap back to his with the biggest grin on your face.

“That was so cheesy oh my” you say as you double over in laughter. He quickly shrugs with a huge smile on his face.

“Got you to laugh though didn’t it” he explains pulling his top back down and grimacing in pain.

“Have you got those checked out?” You ask as you take in his expression.

“I’ve had a lot worse than this done to me I’ll be fine. Wanna kiss them better sweetheart?”.

With widened eyes your gaze meets his, his own staring straight at yours.

“Mhm you’d be lucky, come back to mine and we can see.” You whisper leaning forward his eyes falling to your lips. You give him a kiss on the cheek about to leave when he grabs your arm spinning you back round to him.

“You are really something, Y/n” Johnny says his eyes still on yours.

With a bright smile you say

“Right back at you sweetheart” with a teasing wink he lets you go. Both of your hearts racing and your minds running with hope. He watches you walk away with a small smile forming on his lips. Already knowing you could quite possibly be the one.

[marktuansvevo]

warning(s); slight cursing, 90s au, lapslock

word count; 1299

another’s note; hi loves and happy halloween! i hope everybody is having fun and staying safe! here’s part two of the autumn dates collection! i hope you all enjoy <3

“I haven’t ridden a bike in so long,” you said to jaebeom as you snuggled the phone between your cheek and shoulder. you played with the cord as you let the man on the other side talk you into a fifth date with him (not that it took much convincing).

“cmon, y/n, no one forgets how to ride a bike,” you could hear him laughing at your statement. “its almost winter, we should enjoy the pretty fall weather. please?” he paused, waiting for an answer. “I’ll even buy you ice cream, darling.”

you couldn’t help but giggle at the onslaught of butterflies that just erupted in your lower tummy at the petname he just called you.

“okay...fine. but I want to rent a pink bike.”

“done and done. pick you up on saturday at 2?”

“sounds perfect.”

“okay, see you soon, darling,” you know he purposefully drew out the word. he knew exactly how to make your cheeks red and you loved that about him.

today was the first date you hadn’t been at least sorta dressed up to see jaebeom. you were nervous that he wouldn’t like you in some adidas shorts and a ponytail, but as if on cue, jaeboem knocked on the door, pulling you out of your insecure thoughts. you smiled before throwing your arms around him. you didn’t care if it was too early. you weren’t even official yet....but he made you feel things you never knew you could feel.

“missed you, beom,” you whispered, letting him hold you.

“missed you too,” you saw his cheeks were dusted a light pink at your actions. “now cmon, we’re burning daylight!!”

you let him take your hand and lead you to his beat up pickup truck, where he opened the door for you. you blushed. you felt like a teenager. no person had ever made you feel this special, and you didn’t want this feeling to end anytime soon.

“now, I picked a trail that isn’t too hilly, since you haven’t been biking in a minute. and it’s only four miles from that ice cream place I was telling you about.”

“you really think of everything, huh?” you marveled out loud, looking out the window as you hummed along to only wanna be with you which was playing on the radio. jaeboem looked over at you before taking your hand and kissing it as he sang along, “been looking for a girl like you.”

the rest of the ride to the park was spent like that, jaebeom’s thumb tracing patterns on the back of your hand while the two of you shyly sang top 40 songs.

you both walked into the cute little bike shop. “hi, how can we help you?” the salesmen asks.

“we just wanted to rent some bikes for the afternoon. oh, do you have any pink bikes in my girl’s size? that’s what she’s demanding.”

“hey!!”

“she literally won’t go on this date if you don’t have one man, you gotta help me out,” your boyfriend said to the salesman who hooted. “I happen to have one in your size, maam, if you wanna follow me.”

“it’s perfect! thank you so much, now I can confidently go on this date,” you played along as boem paid the man and walked out of the shop.

“pink really is your color, darling.”

“you’re just saying that to make me blush,” you said as you blushed. he sniggered.

“I can’t help that you’re cute. now cmon, let’s hit the trail.”

the trail was beautiful and really let you clear your head of any thoughts that didn’t involve the man in front of you. you looked out at the river, at the trees with pretty orange, red and yellow leaves hanging on them, at the elderly couple walking their dog. it was one of those days where nothing could bring down your mood....it was serendipitous...

...until the frog.

jaebeom had told you that you were close to the ice cream stand about five minutes ago. you were thinking about mint chocolate chip when all of a sudden, a bull frog hops in front of your path. you let out a scream and swerved out of the frogs way,  crashing your bike in the process.

“y/n!” jaebeom exclaimed. “oh my god are you okay.”

do not cry do not cry do not cry, you willed yourself as you looked down at the blood pouring out of both your knees. you would not be dramatic on your fifth date with this wonderful person.

“I...I’m okay...”

“oh, honey that looks like it hurts....” he said softly. “hey, there’s a general store right next to the ice cream parlor. I’ll be back with some antiseptic and bandaids, okay?”

“don’t take too long,” you whispered.

you watched as he jogged over the the store. it was a good twenty minutes before he came jogging back.

“okay, I got a washcloth and antiseptic, and a water bottle. will you let me clean it, y/n?”

you just nodded your head. “it hasn’t stopped bleeding since you left.”

“this might sting, darling. tell me if it hurts.” jaebeom pours some water onto the washcloth, cleaning your wound. as soon as the blood stopped flowing out of the scrapes, jaeboem squeezes a generous amount of the medicine onto his pointer and middle fingers before applying it to your open wound. you winced are the sting, begging yourself not to cry once more. you don’t even know why you were so worked up.

jaebeom didn’t even look up as he continued to apply the medicine, which you were grateful for as tears freely flowed down your face. “alright, how’s that feel- oh, y/n are you crying?? did that hurt too bad?”

“I..I’m sorry i don’t know why im so worked up. I just...” you sighed as he pulled you into his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck to hide. “I feel like a fucked this whole  date up. and now you have a crying girl in your lap,” he shushed you gently, placing a kiss to your temple.

“darling, you didn’t fuck anything up. im still having fun, just sitting here admiring the pretty trees with the prettiest girl in the world, you know?” he wiped your tears away, smiling a bit. “now stop crying. you know what else I bought at the store?”

“hm?”

“one of those cheap, disposable cameras. I wanted to commemorate this day,” he smiled wide. “because I wanted to have a picture of us the day I asked you to officially be my girlfriend.”

“wait, really?” your smile widened. “are you being serious, beom?”

“of course I am!! should I not have?” he asked with a pout.

“oh, jaebeom of course I will be!” you giggled before pulling him into you and kissing him fully on the lips. he tasted like cinnamon. you just realized it was your first kiss with him. he smiled against your lips.

“mmm, you taste sweet, baby,” he teased, pecking your lips once more. “now, lean in to me so I can take our picture.” you leaned in close to him, smiling at the camera as he placed a kiss to your cheek. your eyes were probably closed from happy embarrassment.

“when you develop those, will you make me a copy?”

“sure, baby. now cmon, let me buy you some mint chocolate ice cream.”

“uhhh..mint choco? no thanks baby, I’ll stick with pumpkin.”

your boyfriend (that had a nice ring to it, you thought to yourself) looked at you with a look of distaste. “ohhh...I retract my offer to be your boyfriend.”

“hey!!”

[shhh-no-ones-home]

cut in izzy stradlin x reader

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overprotective izzy? yeah kinda lol Crazy fan encounter gone bad (blood tw)

song: I'm lost without you by blink-182

tag list: @cynic-spirit @satans-arse @slashscowboyboots @smokeandmirrorz

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i sat in the booth with my arms wrapped around my torso, trying to make myself as small as possible. i felt very uncomfortable in the space, knowing everyone around us was staring. i knew they werent looking at me, i was just the plus one to this gnr dinner extravaganza. of course that wasnt what it actually was but it felt like it. there was paparazzi outside trying to get in, women practically falling over themselves to talk to the guys, and fans gawking from around the room. the body guards were diligent to keep us away from them when we came in but it was harder to do that now. i felt something touch my back, causing me to spin around and see some girl with a few strands of my hair in her hand. my eyes went wide as we stared at each other.

"can i help you?"

i asked a little bewildered. izzy finally realized what was happening and took something out of her other hand.

"get out of here!"

he yelled, dropping it on the table. i shook my head and turned back around, now realizing that she was holding scissors.

"what the fuck?"

i asked, picking them up. i looked to izzy.

"did she cut my fucking hair?!"

i practically yelled, pulling it forward to look at it. he shushed me, sitting a little closer than before.

"no, babe, she did not cut your hair. its fine."

i looked at him like he was crazy.

"what do you mean its fine? she could have cut my hair! or worse! stabbed me!"

he sat in silence for a second, staring at the shiny new pair of scissors on the table.

"yeah, i hadnt thought of that, thats not fuckin cool."

he said, leaning back. my eyes got wide as he shimmied up out of the booth, standing on the bench itself before climbing over the backrest.

"what? where are you going?"

i called, one of the guards turning and following him.

"what happened?"

duff asked, from the other side of the table. i looked at him a little shocked.

"some fan just tried to cut my hair."

i said, sliding the scissors to him before looking back over the booth. i could see Izzy walking quickly across the room. i frowned before doing what he did and lifting my body up and over the backrest of the booth.

"what are you doing?"

duff asked, standing to get a better look at where i was going. i walked quickly across the room to get to izzy and the one guard. i knew i shouldnt have but i couldnt help myself. if he was getting Justice for me I sure as hell was gonna be there for it.

"look!"

i heard someone call. i was less than three feet away from him when another woman stopped in front of me.

"how dare you take him away from me! izzy stradlin is the love of my life! its not fair that you get to date him and i dont."

she said firmly, almost yelling.

"look, i dont know you but im sure he would think youre lovely. ill let him know you said hi."

i told her before side stepping and going to walk around her. i was one, maybe two steps away when she grabbed my head, full fist of hair in her hand.

"i said he was mine!"

she yelled, pulling me backwards. the next thing i knew i was on my back, staring at the ceiling in a daze. everything went quiet for a moment and i could see the guard grabbing her. i blinked a few times only to see izzy knelt over me, his hand waving in front of my face. i offered him a lazy smile.

"hey babe."

i slurred out. he looked angelic with the ceiling lights casting over him.

"oh god."

was all i heard before he called out for someone else, the sounds not making their way into my ears.

"izzy i dont feel so good."

i said, trying to sit up. everything was blurry and the room was spinning around me. he held me up, a hand placed firmly at my back.

"fuck, youre bleeding."

he said and i could finally feel the stinging at the back of my head. i blinked slowly before leaning over and throwing up all over the floor. he caught me before i could fall forward, holding my hair back.

"easy."

he cooed. i breathed heavily, feeling tears stinging my eyes.

"izzy i wanna go home."

i whined, feeling the tears slip down my cheeks. he nodded, looking over my face with a panicked expression on his face.

"okay baby, we can go home, but first we gotta get you to a doctor. okay? we're gonna make you feel better."

i nodded slowly but stopped when i felt like i was gonna hurl again. i held my hand over my mouth. then i heard sirens.

"did you find the girl with the scissors?"

i said. it sounded gross coming out though, like my tongue was three sizes too big for my mouth. i looked down in confusion. he laughed a little bit, maybe it didnt sound the same for him.

"yeah but that doesnt matter right now, the paramedics are gonna take you so we can stop the bleeding."

i half smiled at him.

"are we gonna ride in the am, amu?"

he examined my face,

"ambulance?"

he asked and my face lit up.

"thats it!"

i slurred out and he nodded.

"yeah, theyre right here baby, just hold on."

i looked up as the stretcher was dropped to the ground beside me, one of the emt's shining a flashlight in my eyes. i blinked away from them.

"can you tell me your name and birthday maam?"

he asked and i frowned at him. i thought for a second.

"y/n."

was all i said, looking at him deadpan.

"can you tell me your birthdate?"

he asked again.

"tomorrow?"

i asked and he looked to izzy.

"well by looks of it you probably have a concussion but we're gonna have to take you to the hospital to get that gash closed up."

i looked at him and shook my head.

"what gash?"

izzy rubbed my arm gently.

"baby youre bleeding, remember?"

i drew my brows.

"well yeah but you didnt tell me i had a gash."

he looked to the medics apologetically.

"we're gonna put you on the stretcher okay miss?"

i nodded slowly.

"okay, as long as izzy gets to come to."

the man looked to izzy.

"is that your-?"

"boyfriend."

i said proudly as he shifted me up.

"we're on tour, she doesnt have any other family here."

The man nodded as they started rolling the stretcher towards the door.

"Hold me."

I said in a child like tone, reaching for Izzy's hand. He stared me in the face before doing as told and holding my hand, running his thumb over it.

"I've got you baby."

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i felt the stinging against my head and felt nauseous again.

"hold on."

i said before leaning forward and throwing up into the bowl the doctor had given me. i groaned and wiped my mouth as he got back to work on my stitches. izzy held my hand, looking over my face as i blinked slowly. it had been about an hour since wed arrived and were finally almost done.

"youre doing great."

izzy reassured and i sent him a small smile.

"thanks."

i said lightly.

"alright, we are all done. the nurse will be in momentarily to go over treatment and activity."

i nodded once, thanking him as he walked out. izzy sighed out, like he had been holding his breath the whole time.

"you okay?"

i asked. his eyes went wide.

"am i okay?! youre the one who just got your head split open!"

he said. i laughed a little bit, he just closed his eyes and dropped his head to my shoulder. i pet his head gently.

"at least im not seeing two of you now, not that im complaining or anything, but still."

he let out a short laugh before standing back upright.

"im just glad youre okay, i was so worried about you. i didnt even see what happened until youd already hit the floor. it was just your worried face and then boom, you were down."

i closed my eyes and groaned.

"its blurry, all i know is that girl thought she was in love with you. i just wanted to find you back."

he kissed my shoulder.

"i know, im not leaving you the rest of the tour, i can promise you that."

i laughed a little bit.

"izzy thats gonna be kind of hard dont you think?"

he shook his head.

"you arent going anywhere alone, even if i have to hire a personal body guard just for you."

i held his head in my hand and stroked his cheek gently with my hand.

"im glad youre protective over me but i can handle myself. normally."

i joked. he still looked so worried.

"i dont know what i wouldve done if id lost you today. you were bleeding so much and just completely out of it. that really scared me."

he said, and i could see his eyes getting watery. i brought him to me and kissed him gently.

"im not going anywhere, you have my word."

[thegayalien]

She-Ra Vines pt. 2

yall seemed to like the last one so here we go lmao. probably won't be as good as the last lmfao

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Adora: becomes a princess

Catra: what the fuck, adora?

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Perfuma: i brought u frankincense

Angella: thank u

Catra, hiding in her tank: and i brought u myrrh

Angella: thank u-

Catra, ordering her troops to attack: mur-DER!

Adora, gasping: catra! no!

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Glimmer: hey do u have any ice

Perfuma: i do not, i just have freezable fruit shapes

Glimmer:,,, why?

Perfuma, softly:

just because

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Shadow Weaver: adora, let me see what u have!

Adora, turning into She-Ra: a SWORD!

Shadow Weaver: NO!!

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Catra, watching Adora leave her for the rebellion: aw fuck. i can't believe you've done this

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Glimmer and Bow, celebrating Adora's birthday at the beach: happy birthday Adora!

Adora, after a few seconds of silence staring blankly at the ocean:

I cant swim

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Adora: u ever wanna talk about ur Feelings™

Catra: no.

Kyle: i do!

Adora: i know kyle

Kyle: im sad

Adora: i know kyle

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Glimmer, holding flowers: hey babe,,,, happy one year

Adora, staring at her: im 17?

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Catra, strumming a guitar: i love u bitch

Adora: oh my god-

Catra: i ain't gon never stop lovin u,

bitch

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Catra: when she's driving the hover thingy into the whispering woods with adora except its that one vine of the dude riding a golf cart over a house with the horn blasting

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Glimmer and Bow, every time they need to hype themselves up: you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER-

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Kyle: this relationship is going really great rogelio

Rogelio: (:

Kyle: may i,, hold ur hand?

Kyle, reaching out and accidentally knocking him off the boat: NO!! where am i gonna find another gay lizard?!

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Madame Raz: how crazy ladies in the woods shower

Madame Raz: same as you, idiot! first we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags-

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Catra: welcome to the Horde hotline. maam,,, u are live.

Glimmer, over the phone: ya the Horde fuckin SU-

Scorpia: smashes the phone board to bits

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Toddler Adora: da-ddy?

Hordak: dO I LOOK LIKE-

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Adora: who am i? let's go to the beach, beach!

Adora:,,,,,, ninki mijaj

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Scorpia: hey im Scorpia! im gonna teach u how to make cereal! grab some milk!

Scorpia, opening the fridge and screaming, pushing aside a severed head: oH MY GOD WE'RE OUT OF MILK-

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Beyonce: bring the beat in

Entrapta, running through the halls with a beet: anything u say beyonce!!!

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Catra, after Adora leaves: yeah my bacons real crispy, my eggs organic grown, only got one plate, though, cos im all fucking ALONE

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Shadow Weaver: u gonna work hard?!

Adora: sir yes sir!

Shadow Weaver: u gonna be committed?!

Adora: sir yes sir!

Shadow Weaver: u gonna jump down that hole and gimme twenty?!

Adora, suddenly holding the sword of power: i dunno maam i just got this sword it's fresh out the forest

[acecombatmutual]

"romani."

"gudako it is literally two am," the twink man says, pausing his 8th consecutive hour of that one love live gacha. "what do you want."

"we have a problem."

"which is?"

"mcdonalds." saber alter doesnt mince words. shes just fucking hungee, and if she doesnt get some sort of sustenance in the next hour, she will go apeshit.

"the pantry-"

"gone," gawain says it sadly. "even the reserve chips."

"who the fuck ate those??"

gudakos phone buzzes with a twitter DM. 'dont FUCKING tell him or im leaving chaldea' says merlin.

"i dunno man. but the point here is that i want to go to mcdonalds."

"so you came to me??????"

"ya." gudako says flatly. "rayshift us."

romani stares at them for a solid, like, ten seconds. he does the thing where you press your hands together and hold them to your face like youre about to say 'boi.'

"RAYSHIFTING IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY AND I THOUGHT WE JUST WENT OVER THIS YESTERD-"

"saber alter is about to murder everyone in here and then herself my dude." gudako gestures to the increasingly pissed salter.

romani does a little option weighing in his head. hmm.... "ok FINE but this is the last time."

and so romani rayshifts saber alter, gawain, bedivere, not mash because shes asleep soundly, and gudako to a mcdonalds in the middle of nowhere in the united states.

"hey," gudako almost falls out of the rayshift portal. "can i get a fucking uhh.." she counts the number of people in the room. "three happy meals and one (1) triple cheeseburger?"

"maam with all due respect what the fuck." the employee is hakunon kishinami actually. after they woke up from cryostasis and rani found them, they were like well humanity has collapsed essentially im going to go to micky ds and get a job.

"you heard her." saber alter says. "triple. cheese. burger."

"alright........" hakunon is actually kind of scared because they recognize salter as someone who looks like nero but evil and thats not ok. they are also is scared of gawain because what the actual fuck they just had to murder his master why is this strange person commanding him now.

about 5 (five) seconds later, the gang has their happy meals. the staff was scared out of their minds because salter threatened to release her noble phantasm on them if they didnt "give me my fucking burger you absolute useless and worthless humans."

"thanks," bedivere who has been (rightfully) silent this entire time says as he recieves his happy meal, complete with a toy.

"this place is a freakshow. i literally respect only you and gawain." gudako replies. salter is busy yelling at the staff because they forgot her pickles. also she might have excalibur morgan'd through a wall. whoops, thinks gudako, i aint paying for that.

"fucking GOD," salter finishes yelling. "i HATE humans." she takes her burger from the poor motherfucker who had to serve it to her and almost (ALMOST) bites directly into the box (shes like a goat, she can eat anything and make it into magical energy) before remembering that cardboard probably tastes like shit.

"wow." gawain has no words for the ~evil~ version of the king of knights who just fucking obliterated an ENTIRE wall of mcdonalds. "can we leave?"

"yea," gudako texts romani: 'yo dude salter just almost killed the staff PLEASE GOD rayshift me back'.

approx. 5 mins later, at 2:10 am, the knights of the round minus a few of them and plus gudako are eating their happy meals in gudakos room. some servants like sleeping in there cause gudako keeps their room super warm. and its cold at chaldea. also saber alter steals their blankets sometimes which isnt very nice.

"so what are we doing tomorrow?" gawain asks, in the middle of munching on like 4 fries at once for maximum fry consumption efficiency.

"dunno. probably playing minecraft."

"ooh my favorite," bedivere says. hes eating his chicken nuggies with his regular arm as to not mess up his silver arm (which makes no sense, why wouldnt he just not get grease on his regular arm??). "i plan to help gawain with farming."

"the best part of minecraft." gawain says.

saber alter is in the corner, silent, eating her triple cheeseburger. "yo you good?" gudako asks. they dont get a reply.

everyone eventually finishes eating. "im super tired." gudako says. "gonna bounce. i might do some ember farming tho, so dont stay up too late."

at approx. 8 am, gudako gets a text from romani that says 'FINISHED PREP TO RAYSHIFT INTO BABYLONIA MEET ME AT 9 AM!!!!!!'

"oh god fucking damn it," gudako says aloud. they literally just woke up.

"huh?" gawain asks. hes been awake probably the entire night. he likes to play minecraft super late.

"babylon." gudako replies. "euuuuruuurrhghjhhjhhjggjj......"

FIN

[smutbangtan]

House of Cards - V- (BTS Smut)

Word Count: 3,859

Summary: You are an escort working at in prestigious escorting business at a mansion. Tonight you come across a different type of client, different from what you’re used to.

Each chapter is a perspective of a different escort within the same night. Reading it in order will give it more of a context.

Pairing: Reader x Taehyung

Genre: Smut

Author Note: This was my VERY FIRST smut fanfic. My writing style has now changed. Please read ‘Office Files’ for my updated work.

I currently work at 'The House of Cards". I'm still trying to get my head around the whole place and the rules. I just started a week ago. It's not a common job to have, but I really need the money to pay for veterinarian school. It's only been a week and I already earned 5k! One of the ladies at the house is a friend of a friend and found out my financial trouble and insisted I should give this a try. I had to go through rigorous interviews, personality tests and paper work to get in. That took at least 3 month. But it's was worth it. I have had a few clients so far, so when it comes to the pleasurable department I'm not that nervous. Tonight is the masquerade ball, my very first and I’m really nervous about it for some reason. I know it's more of a party atmosphere. From what the other ladies have said, this is when new clients arrive to check the place out. Thankfully, since I'm new here it's my responsibility to ensure the clients are well tended too with drinks. 

Tonight I'm not expected to 'work'    

I decided to wear a dark blue dress with lace that matched my mask. I didn't like the idea of walking around in a long formal gown and serving drinks all night. Once the clients started walking into the mansion, my nervousness came back. However it was diminished after a while as I walked around with a tray of champagne and serving clients and their escorts.

Two hours had passed and my feet were killing me. I would walk towards the main bar, filling the tray as slowly as I could so my feet could take a rest. I would then make my way back to the main rooms to serve clients. Ugh! I would rather be fucking right now, at least I get to lay down!

I was at the bar again filling the tray with flutes of bubbling champagne when Mary, the madam of the house casually walked towards and smiled. Oh god.. I'm in trouble.

Mary is an older lady, I believe she's in her early 50s. But she looks great for her age. She has ash blonde hair and slight tanned skin. The way she looks around and talks to the escorts it's like she was always judging you. Appearance means everything to her. It's her business so she has every right to be strict. She's not a horrible person, she's just intimidating.

"Evening Mary, the masquerade ball is wonderful" I said formally with a smile. Her piercing blue eyes scanned my attire, as though ensuring I was in the right themed dress. She didn't respond to my words but said softy "One of our clients wasn't served a drink earlier. Not only was he standing alone but, no drink was given! Y/N please ensure to serve ALL clients. You're in charge of beverages tonight darling, so do your job." Mary nodded and casually turned around and saw an older client. She clasped her hands together in delight and called out his name. They both walked away into another room, talking like old friends.

I stood there thinking over what Mary just said "Well fuck..." I muttered under my breath. Hopefully this doesn't hinder my job. Is there a strike policy? I thought to myself. I picked up the tray and headed to another room closer to the garden area and chamber rooms. I smiled and handed flutes of champagnes to clients and collected empty wines classes onto my tray. After a while I made my way down the long hallway. Sometimes there's clients in private conversations and needing a fresh beverage. I was about to walk past the garden area when I saw a figure standing alone inside and staring up at indoor tree with his hand stretched out to grab something. What is he doing? I thought to myself. Before I walked passed I noticed he was standing alone and no sign of a drink anywhere. Oh hell no! This isn't going to happen again, I better serve him before I get my ass kicked.

I was about to walk into the room when someone behind me spoke. "Excuse me Maam" said a male voice. I turned around, feeling a little started but steadily held onto my tray. My mouth almost flew open. The gentleman wasn't wearing a mask, he was holding to his side. He was a young client and extremely attractive. He had silver hair and eyes. His attire was a little more formal but it suited him. Holy crap, since when do we have young clients? He looked almost the same age as me.

"How can I help you sir? would you like a drink?" I smiled then looked down at my tray and was about to serve him champagne.

"Er no" He said bluntly. "I'm looking for.. er one of your friends. She's wearing a mask and a long black dress?" He grey eyes looking hopeful as though I knew the answer. I couldn't help but chuckle a little and smiled sweetly back.

"Im sorry sir, you'll need to be a little more specific. We are all wearing masks and gowns tonight" I smiled.

"What's her name? I'll be able to find her for you" I said as I set down the tray beside me on a garden bench. The man opened his mouth, about to say something then closed it again. I noticed his soft pink lips. He doesn't know her name. I thought. We're not allowed to give our real names for privacy purposes, so we give ourselves one. Mine is 'Rebecca'.

He sighed in frustration and ran his pale fingers through his silver hair. He shifted his grey eyes for a moment, looking past me to the person in the garden room then turned around and walked away without another word. His slipped his white mask back on and walked out of sight. How rude. I thought as a scrunched my nose a little.

"Don't mind him, he's desperately trying to find one of your ladies. He's been searching for about an hour now" said a deep voice.

I yelped in surprise and turned around to see a taller figure looking down at me with a box grin. What is it when these men and sneaking up on people? He had blonde hair with blue eyes but most of his upper face was covered I could tell he was attractive. His attire was similar to the gentlemen that I just spoke too. A little too over dressed but sexy. He wore a black blouse with a baroque patterned blazer with blank slacks and shoes. The mask he wore was black with Venetian style design, it suited his theme.

The mask he wore was black with Venetian style design, it suited his theme

"A friend of yours?" I said with an arched brow

"A friend of yours?" I said with an arched brow. He grinned again nodded. "Yeah, we came together actually." I nodded in response, feeling a little nervous around this guy all of a sudden. Probably because he was also around the same age as me.

"Would you like a drink sir?" I said formally, trying to break the awkwardness and reached down to grab my tray. But instead the guy grabbed my wrist and made me walk further into the garden room.

"Come! I want to show you something" He said excitedly. I stumbled a little, and followed him. I looked around as I passed a few fern trees and flowers. I've only been in this room once, I haven't really paid much notice. The next thing I knew I was standing in front of an indoor tree. The same place where I saw him earlier, trying to reach out for something. He finally let go of my wrist.

"Look! can you see it?" he said excitedly and pointed upwards at the tree. I lifted my gaze and looked in the same direction. There was a small brown nest. A cluster of twigs sitting on the lowest branch. Inside there was a two tiny blue birds. Sitting quietly. I smiled to myself seeing those cute little creatures. I turned my head and looked up at the guy next to me. His eyes were glued to the nest and was grinning ear to ear, trying to get a better glimpse of the birds. Using his height, he tried to reach up wanting touch it. I quickly placed my hands on his chest and pushed him back a little, ensuring he wouldn't disturb the birds. He looked down at me with his arm still stretched out.

"They're sleeping" I said with a smile. "It's night time, so they must be sleeping. And besides" I continued as I looked back at the tree. "There's two of them, which means they're must be eggs in there." He realised what I meant and lowered him arm with a frown.

"Oh right.. yeah we shouldn't disturb them" He said softly. He came up behind me and wrapped his long arms around my waist into a tight embrace. He rested his chin on my shoulder and took a deep breath. I was startled for a moment, feeling his warm body pressed up against mine. I haven't experienced a client being so straight forward. Generally they would hold your hand, or waist before getting a little more intimate. This guy however, is going straight for the kill. I held back a grin. Technically I'm not working tonight.

For a few seconds we both stood there in silence, watching the two birds. He broke the silence.

"What's your name?" He asked. God, his voice is so damn sexy.

"Y/N..." I said softly without realising. FUCK...fuck fuck... dammit. Dammit I didn't say Rebecca. I was mentally slapping myself on the head.

"That's a beautiful name.." He moved his face a little, so his nose would rest against the side of my neck and took in a deep breath. He closed his eyes slowly.

"You smell beautiful too.." He said with his deep velvety voice. "I'm V by the way.." His lips brushed against my skin. I could feel his hot breath wash over me, sending shivers down my spine. He smiled against my neck.

"You're new here.." He said softly. I blinked a few times, a little surprised as to how he knew this. I turned around slowly in his arms and looked up at him.

"You've been here before?" I arched my brow. He looked down at me with his box grin then pouted his lips and looked to the side as though he was thinking. He looked back at me and answered with a smile.

"No, I can just tell. I see they have you doing the drinks tonight?" He's very observant. This guy is something. I realised I haven't offered him a drink yet. Mary's face sprung up in my mind for a moment. I let go of him gently, so it wouldn't look like I was rejecting his advancements. I smiled up at him.

"Would you like a drink?" I looked back at my tray setting on the bench. "I have champagne..." he cut me off. He's eyes never left me.

"I don't like champagne" He said deeply. I looked back at him and continued talking, ensuring that he gets a drink.

"Oh, we have other beverages too" I turned around and walked towards my tray sitting on the other side of the garden room. I continued to talk. "We have wine, whiskey.. anything you want" I felt a hand around my wrist, and with quick tug V turned me around in my heals to face him. My eyes darted from my wrist to his face. I saw his soft pink lips, those blue eyes and the way his licked his lips. He eyes filled with desire. I breathed out with parted lips, now noticing that my breathing got a little heavier.

"I want to see your face.." He changed the subject. He gently let go of my wrist. Using his two hands, he reached forward with those large pale fingers towards my face, wanting to untie my laced mask. I quickly reached up and hold onto his hands, pausing them to the side softly in front of my face. Our fingers locked for a moment.

"Okay, only if I can see yours" I grinned back. Who IS he?? V didn't hesitate and nodded with a grin.

"At the same time" He said with a smile. I chuckled softly and nodded. We both stood there staring at each other while we reached towards our own masks, slowly untying it and sliding it off our faces. I slipped my mask off with a swift tug then looked at him. V moved his mask to the side and pulled it off. He flicked his hair off his eyes then looked at me with a grin.

My facial expression slowly changed to looking slightly shocked now seeing his whole face. Holy Jesus Christ.. this guy is so sexy! Technically I'm not supposed to be working tonight but FUCK THAT.. hell.. I'll do it for free!

My mind was racing, not understanding why a handsome young guy like him would be here. I didn't notice that my breathing started to match my thoughts. I licked my lips nervously. V scanned my face, noticing the change in expression and took a step closer towards me.

"You don't like what you see?" He asked with his deep voice. I replied quickly, a little too quickly..

"NO....*cough* I mean no. You're .. um " I licked my lower lip, gathering the courage to say it.

"You're extremely attractive" I think I put a little too much emphasis on 'extremely'. V bit his lower lip and leaned in, cupping my face into his large hands as though something caught his attention. He looked at me eagerly then at my mouth.

"Do it again.." he said as he looked down at my lips. I parted my mouth a little in response and questioned with a soft breath.

"Do what again?" My eyes moved from his blue eyes to his lips, then back to his eyes again. I hadn't noticed that I already let go of my laced mask on the floor, forgotten. Now my hands rested on his wide shoulders.

"Lick your lips again.." said V with his deep voice in an almost demanding manner. I obeyed. I opened my mouth and slowly licked my lower lip, letting it gloss over with my salvia. V watched intently, then groaned with desire from the sight as he rolled his eyes back briefly with his eyes half closed. I inched my face closer as I watched his reaction. V leaned in and planted a soft kiss over my wet lips. He parted his own then licked the line of my mouth then pulled back to see my reaction.

I curled my hands into a tight fist over his shoulders. My eyes were already half closed with my mouth parted from his slow teasing lick. I fluttered them open and looked at him.

He is so attractive

V suddenly moved in and kissed me. I lifted my head again and met his soft lips eagerly. Our mouths moved, opened then closed over each other's lips from wanting the taste. We both moaned into the kiss, filling it with hot breath

V's hands moved from my face down to my neck, eagerly smoothing them over to feel every inch of my skin and curves. His hands rested on my hips and gave it a tight squeeze. I ran one of my hands up the back of his neck and combed my fingers through his hair, then to the side of his face to rest my thumb against his jaw line. We both started to move across the garden room with our mouths still attached. I stepped backwards, till I felt the cold glass of the window against my back. We manage to move between trees and plants till our bodies were surrounded by greenery and flowers almost hidden from view.

I gasped into his mouth from the sudden chill. V broke the kiss suddenly and moved his face to the side of my neck and continued his hot kisses. I groaned in response and tilted my head back on the window to give him more access. His left hand moved down my waist and grabbed the back of my thigh to wrap it around his waist. He pressed himself closer. V's other hand smoothed upwards over my dress and cupped my right breast giving it gentle squeezes.

V moved his kisses over to the nape of my neck then across my collar bones. With each kiss it sent shivers down my spine and heated my core.

"Feels so good" I said with a soft moan. V lifted his eyes to look up at me, and grinned over my skin after hearing my reaction. I kept my left leg wrapped around his waist as he let go. He moved his hand back up towards my body and gently held the side of my neck with his thumb pressed onto my chin. I ran my hands up his back then back down again towards the hem of his shirt and blazer. I slipped my hands under his clothing and felt the smooth skin of his back on my palms. I dug my nails into skin a little then held onto him.

'Do I make you feel good baby?..' he asked deeply. He licked the nape of my neck as he waited for a response.

"Yes.. god yes..." I said softly and ended with a moan. My eyes were closed but I opened them again to look at him with lustful eyes.

V moved his other hand in between our bodies and reached to my open legs and cupped my crotch. He moved his hand up and down slowly in a teasing manner. His watched closely with his blue eyes, wanting to see every reaction.

"Does this feel good?" He asked again, planting a wet kiss on my chin. My eyes widened from his hand over my core. I breathed in deeply and looked at him as I bit down on my lower lip. V moved his hand away and used his long fingers to slide my panties to the side, exposing my wet core. He ran his finger up the slit of my folds and watched my reaction again.

"What about this..?" He said, now resting his forehead against mine with our lips inches from each other. I gasped from his touch and slowly nodded. Daring not to say a word, fearing I might cry out my pleasure. V moved his finger again down my folds and felt the wetness covering it.

"I want you to say it.." V's voice lowered a little. He slipped his finger into my core, then pulled it back again very slowly. I closed my eyes then tilted my head back and I breathed out

"Yes .. that feels so fucking good.." I said softly. From hearing my words, V groaned in satisfaction and planted a wet kiss over my bottom lip. He then slipped two fingers into me and his thumb that rubbed against my clit in circles. The sensations rolled over and over again as he pumped his fingers into my wet core. V kept his face closely to mine, watching my facial reaction and planting a kiss and lick over my opened mouth as I moaned and squirmed in pleasure from his hand. I felt the pleasure building up between my legs as he moved in and out of me, and the soft rubs of his thumb over my clit in a rhythm.

"Fuck.." He whispered into my ear. "You're so hot.." He leaned in over my mouth and kissed me passionately, wanting my moans to fill his mouth.

I held onto him, with my fingers digging into him as though my life depended on it. I bucked my hips into his hand each time he thrusted into me. I could feel my orgasm arriving. I gasped out loud and looked closely at him as our foreheads touched.

"Oh my god.. don't stop I'm about too.." I said through gasps. V's hand continued to pump and rub, and didn't stop till my orgasm rolled through. I stiffened my body and groaned loudly, rolling my eyes shut as I felt the waves of pleasure coarse through from my legs. V grinned, looking satisfied at his handy work and moved in to my mouth and kissed it passionately again and filling it with a deep moan. He slowly pumped and rubbed a few more times then pulled out. My legs were jelly at this point. I held onto his shoulders while I waited for my high to fade. I lowered my thigh slowly and stood there as I tried to catch my breath. V's smoothed both of his hand over my waist and held me tightly, to keep me steady. I licked my lips slowly then lowered my gaze to his pants. He was well endowed and ready to go.

I wanted him so badly. I wanted it again but this time I wanted to feel him inside me. I moaned softly and reached for his pants, wanting to unbuckle it. V snatched up his hands and quickly wrapped them around my wrist to stop me. He leaned in and licked my mouth then whispered.

"No.. " with his deep voice. I whimpered slightly and looked at him. He took a step back and let go of my wrist slowly. He then took another until he started walking backwards through the ferns and leaves till he was out in the open again. I followed but there was a small distance between us. He reached down to his groin and rubbed with an open balm as he bit down on his lower lip, wanting me to see how hungry he was for me. He scanned me with his eyes as though he was undressing me with it then lifted his right hand. With the finger he used on me and inside me, he raised it to his nose and took in the scent of my core with his eyes rolled back and a groan escaping his lips. From watching him, it made me wet again between my legs. I bit my lower lip, wanting to know what he wanted to do next. What did he want me to do next? I'll do anything.

"We'll continue again another time.." He said deeply. V turned around and grabbed his mask which was on the floor. He placed it back on his face and walked away to the opening of the garden room where his friend from earlier, the grey haired gentlemen walked passed outside of the room then stood waiting for V. He still seemed to be searching. Once V stood next to his friend, without exchange of words they both walked past. V turned one last time towards me as I stood there alone in the garden room. He winked then grinned at me before he disappeared.

[cfriday1304]

astricks r the ones i've said ok. btw this is like a rlly agressive @shitwesaid post ok

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That's a bull. *I have a giant glass bottle in my pocket. *looking @ cows* is that a...camel??? That. Was beautiful. ThIS IS OUR TREE. *looks @ a snake skin; discusted* ooh is that a turtle skin??! No. It's a snake skin. *Sssssuck it. I got u something betterrrr. Potato chips and baconnnnn. I'm not rlly an adidas guy, I try nOt to buy it. They ate it. They actually ate it. They actually put the paper in their mouth. It looked like u were snorting cocaine. Ya know wut else ain't real? *Ur mental stability. *appalled silence* It tastes like Fortnite!!! Y is that American talking. TAKE IT UR AMERICAN Martha is Gucci. MY LOCKET I just want to take my test. *Yes mAAM 'Yeas ma'am' wut tf is that. Did u find ur dad *solemn* no. *The devil is just Jesus on Opposite Day. Hold on, I'm getting inspiration. *Hipitty hoppity fuck off. *aggressively dies* I say too many random things in that class. *I love this class. I'm glad u can understand that. *T SERIES AND PEWDIEPIE HAVE BEEN FEUDING SINCE 2011????!1!?!?1!?!?! WUT THE FUCK. *God fucking dammit. Do u smELL wut the rock is cookin???? I smell victory. *Who is this cLOWN *HSU is basically that vine where he goes 'what the fuck. Is this aLLOWED??!' Like. Not gonna lie. *light laughter* *Skeet. Do u say that all the time *Yea Uh- *SKEET *Step one to tailgating. Don't do it. Bc. Ur a rookie. And u can't tailgate yet. This is how I fight. *face plants* Ur being rude. No ur being rude. *EVERYBODYS BEING NICE. Nobody's switching to chevy gUYS. The mACarana. *Hush ur mouth. *gaspppp* U SAID A BAD WORD Look at that man. we're gonna be here for soooooooooo long. *slams fist on table* I DEMAND A REFUND. *no. *well, now i'm mad. u facking idiot *hEy. that's kind of assault. *hey, that's kind of assault to children. *presses button* meEp *makeup is for dweebs *we're gonna be expelled from Europe i feel like a fleshling, a flesh bag, a bag of flesh i won by SEveral m & ms. yes, i am standing as well. watch it peck me bc i look like a snAck *looks at boat* that's a big bus. *excessive laughter* *abt to cry* someone just told me fourrrr *drops phone* oW WHAT THE FUNCTION *appalled silence* *says the pessimistic optimist. *ya know that feeling when u have too many memes on ur phone **screaming* where are all my memes @ there's some pretty thiccccc fish in this photo *imma go hide...in a trash can *hey guys guess wut i hate ppl *hey guys guess wut i hate meself i lack a banana like, u eat the whole human my eyes smell like sugar cake now i'm crying *so, ya know, that's cool *pockeeeetttssss dr pepper says--STOP DOING THAT ITS NOT GOOD FOR UR HEALTH y not just ask for nickels...on the dime some things in this world r hot. and some r cold. and some r both. the moment u realize...strawberries r not bananas *u guys r mOcking science and it's very annoying. science is numbers. lots and lots of numbers. oh wait that's math. i ate air it was pretty nice there's nothing wrong with me *drops everything* ur dumber that a fourth grader-a THIRD GRADER *i am most likely going to hate myself forever if i do anything. *i'm pRoUd to bE aN iDiOt *i need to start using my eyes. *u mustn't be rude. *mOVE oh my gOd wuts going On hEre??! *that feeling when-when ur phones @-@ only-12%...heh heh. i identify as a lima bean and i deMAND MY OWN BATHROOM team drinking. is. bad. i'M LoOkiNG aT MemES LeAvE Me aLoNe *i feel like drinking 2 cans of f•ing red bull i'm seeking refuge. *well i'm not giving u any so get out. wut if u jumped out of a plane and ur parachute didn't work? uh- i'd be alive and u would be ded. hitler is a cowboy i'll take over this whole town. KILL ALL THE COWS. stop being ded. okay, trees pee *hey guess wut i pretend i'm better than everyone to boost my self esteem *i'm an ABsolute disAster u can see for MINUTES *im allergic to bear pollen. purple strawberries. strawberries that r purple. that's like saying hitler was chinese. americans in europe *gasps* my sprAy wAtEr U BROKE MY CANNED WATER *drops into chair dramatically* i'm better than ALL of u. don't stand on statues. that's gay. then how much is a sip?????¿ *screams into water bottle* where's mom i need batteries i'm telling mom My CoNtRoLeRs ArEnT wOrKiNg *stares at wells fargo* i think i was born there. *tHATS WELLS FARGO *laughs* *THATS A BANK i identify as a baked potato. **laughs hysterically* i dunno it just came into my head. i sWEar this guy just walked in here with a cart full of buc-ees ice. how do u like ur classes yeah *hand gel bubbles r sO cool My new motto is: if you can't be ridiculously amazing, just be ridiculous this is my school bus and i'm driving this people. my watch is a banana *looks @ empty wrist* it's half past freckle! i'm not a dufus i'm an Evan. U STOLE MY PENCIL SHARPENER sHUT UP there's so much spaghetti on the floor--SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGET *ayyyeee y'all know it's meeeE y'all need to fUCKIN MOVE i can't fuckin walk *ur a disgrace. no i'm an evan david ricardo feels sexy what r u a nerd 9? ooOh thAts gonna take a minute. yee honk a doodle doo! u frickin dweeb u nub Hello *extreme uncomfortableness* *i'm rlly bad @ swallowing justice. *look @ all those DiSrAcTiOnS *at least i wasn't weird and licked them or sm *idek where that came from i evaporated butter i can evaporate butter what's UR superpower i'm t posing ur sandwich ima god. how can u hate a decade. yo imma bout to get full out naked rn. *ANOTHER FIRE that's when it started--oh my jEEZ cLAP NOISES *skeety yeety *ooh i appeared here what is that. **sneezes* woO idk wUt that was but it felt goOd. *thats surprisingly smooth for a circle. wtf.

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home town nudes - Never Lose Your Karups Pics Again

Hi Y’all, It’s been awhile since I’ve shared any stories of my Lyft driving slut adventures. I’ve had some very enjoyable experiences sucking and fucking guys of all shapes and sizes karups I’ve met but one really sticks out. Well actually it’s a whole bunch of sticks, sticking out I was contacted through my Adult Friend Finder account by a young guy whose friend was getting married and he wanted me to drive them around to strip clubs, join them and perhaps have some fun after but no commitments. He promised a very nice tip and after camming with him on the site I decided to say yes. I’ll skip over the all strip club stops and get straight to their private party in a king suite at the Courtyard Marriott by SeaTac. We all walked in and they had already been there at the start of the night so there was plenty of beer, liquor and weed. I partook in the festivities and was feeling very good very quickly. They were all ameature sex’d up from the strip clubs and suggested I get naked. Hmm it was blunt but okay, I’m game. They were all hot, great shape and very eager to please me. I was a little hesitant, but, what the hell. I pulled off my top, undid my bra, and took it off. "There you go, boys. I hope you like", I told them. It was the point of no return now. I knew that getting partially naked with 4 young guys was bound to lead to something. I had already told myself that I was going to play the night however it played. Evan, who organized the whole thing, then told me, "Now get totally naked." Evan came back with, "Are you going to let us have sex with you?" I kind of knew this all would go somewhere, but the bluntness of the question kind of surprised me. I said, "With all of you?" Evan said, "Yes." I replied,"Do you all just want to have some fun out here in the living room?." Evan said, "One at a time, we’re not into the gangbang thing. We each just want to fuck you" This was a bit foreign to my slutty ways but I could see they were all a bit nervous and honestly very young. I looked around at them and said, "Someone will need to go get condoms." Then Todd, the youngest looking but most eager, spoke up, "I have some in my car, and enough for everyone." I asked him to go get them, and give them to me. When Todd returned with the condoms, I told them, "Ok, here is how this is going to work. I will take the condoms, and go inside to the bedroom and get ready. You guys decide who is going to go first, and the order. Give me ten minutes and send the first one in. Ok?" Evan said, "That works for me." I picked up my top and bra and went into the room with the condoms. Along the way I found a bottle of bourbon, poured myself a glass, and took a couple very large gulps. I put some more bourbon in the glass, and took it to the bedroom with me. I got my KY Jelly tube out of my purse, and put it on the stand by the bed where I had placed the condoms. I took off my shorts and panties, got in bed, and covered myself with the sheet. I dont really know why I covered myself. It just seemed like the thing to do, I guess. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Eric, similar to my husband’s name karup dreams but with a much bigger cock lol. They had sent Eric in first. He was very nervous. "How did you get the pleasure of being first?" I asked him. He said "The guys said it was my bachelor party to I get to go first as a present." I’d totally forgot Eric was evening the one getting married. I felt a bit guilty but he seemed excited to have a go. I sat up and moved my legs over the side so I could sit on the bed. The sheet came down to my lap so Eric could now see my tits. I told him to come closer. "You are very nervous arent you?" I asked him. He replied, "Yes maam." I asked him, "Have you had had much experience with girls?" He said, "No, I havent ever had sex before." I asked him further, "Do you still want to do this?" Eric replied, "Yes I do. Is it ok?" I told him to come closer and I would undo his pants for him if he wanted. He came closer to me. I undid his pants, and pulled them and his underwear down. He pulled them off and kicked them aside. His dick was sticking straight up nice and big. I asked him if he wanted to take off his shirt. He did. karups pics I asked him if he wanted me to put the condom on for him, or if he wanted to do it. He told me I could do it. I got a condom out of the package, and started rolling it down over his home town nudes dick. My hand was wrapped around his dick while I was moving it down. When I got it about halfway on, he started cumming into the condom. I said, "Oopsie. Kind of got excited there didnt you?" He said, "Sorry, I couldnt help it." I told him, "Dont worry about it. I can fix it. You will be just fine." I took the condom off, and put it in the wastebasket. I said, "Im sure you will like how I fix this for you." I took his dick in my hand, leaned over, and licked the head of his dick. Then I put my mouth over it and moved my head down on it. His dick perked right back up. I moved my mouth off of his dick and said, "There, good as new. Want to try again?" He said, "Yes, I do." I took another condom out of the package, and rolled it onto his dick. I put some KY jelly around the condom. I told him this is for lubrication so it will feel good to me when he goes inside me. I lay down on the bed and told him to get on top of me. I told him "Dont be nervous. Everyone is nervous at first, thats normal." He got on me. I spread my legs and guided his dick to my pussy. He pushed it in, and started moving in and out. I have to say he did feel good. He was going a little slow, and that was good. He didnt say a word during all of this. I started moaning for him and told him he felt good in me, and he was doing just fine. He started to quicken his pace and thrusting in me harder. It wasnt very long at all before he started to cum. He pushed his dick in me as far as he could and kept it there during his orgasm. I could feel his dick twitching inside me as he shot his cum into the condom. He pulled out of me. I asked him, "How do you feel now, Eric?" He said, "Great. That was wonderful. I had only dreamed about this." I said, "Good, Im glad you enjoyed it. Would you want to take the condom off, and put it in the wastebasket please?" He did, and then he put his clothes on. I told him, "Thank you, Eric, you were wonderful." He said, "No thank you, I will never forget you." I asked him, "Whos coming in next?" Eric said, "I dont know, they just all told me to go first then they would figure out whos next." Then Eric went out the door. I took another big hit from the bourbon. About 5 minutes after Eric left the door was opened and it was Evan. I was standing taking a sip of bourbon when he walked in. He got an automatic full frontal nude view of me. "I see you pulled the second longest straw." I said to him. Evan replied, "No, I just told them I was going second. I have wanted you ever since I saw you on your Tumblr and heard you moved to Seattle. I love screwing older women. Let the party begin, baby." "How would you like to do it?" I asked him. Evan replied, "I want to start fucking you from behind. I like to see my dick going into your pussy." I responded to him, "Start fucking? What do you mean by start fucking?" Evan replied, "I mean I will fuck you from behind first, I will fuck you from on top of you after that, or any other position I want for that matter. You will find I have more control than poor little Eric." "Ok", I replied, "do you want to put the condom on yourself, or would you prefer I put it on you. Some guys like for me to put it on for them." Evan said, "I dont want to use a condom. I want to go bareback." I replied, "Nope, not going to happen. You arent putting your dick in me without a condom on. How do I know where your dick has been? You only have one choice if you plan to use your dick on me." "Ok", he gruffly replied. "It will just make me last longer before I cum. Im sure you will like that." I replied, "We will see. Ive been with tough guys before. Heres your condom." I handed Evan the condom package. Evan took off his clothes. His dick wasnt all that hard yet. He told me to sit on the side of the bed and suck his dick. I sat on the bed. Evan moved over in front of me. I took his dick with my hand and put his dick in my mouth. I held the shaft of his dick while I moved my head back and forth on it. I could feel it begin to stiffen in my mouth. Evan was being quite a butt, but he did have a nice dick. It seemed bigger than normal while it was soft. It was really growing in my mouth. When it got all the way hard, I couldnt get all of it in my mouth without gagging. Ive experienced bigger dicks than Evans, but not very many. Evan pulled his dick out of my mouth. Evan said, "You are sure a good cocksucker." I responded, "Ive never had a complaint. Im happy you approve. When you get the condom on I want to put a little KY on it. I think Im going to need it." I was lubricated from Erics dick, but I wanted to be sure to put on more KY since Evans dick was so much bigger. Evan put the condom on, and I applied the KY to his covered shaft. "Lean over with your hands on the bed and your legs spread", Evan told me. I did as he told me. He put his finger in my pussy. "You feel pretty wet already. Little Eric must have done you good." Evan said. Then I could feel the head of Evans dick at my pussy. He slowly pushed it in until he had it all the way in me. Im glad he put it slow when he started. That would make it much better as he got heated up. He said, "I like to put it in slow at first because women were complaining it hurt if I slammed it in to hard and fast. Plus, I like to feel it slide in your pussy, then hold it there to feel your pussy with my whole dick in you." Then Evan put his hands on both of my hips and held me there. He put his dick in me, sliding it all the way in slow, and held it there just like he said. He was big, and stretched me. I was glad he did what he said he liked to do. Then he started moving it out and back in. Almost all the way out and then all the way back in. He started gong increasingly harder and faster. My arms collapsed under me. I fell to my elbows on the bed. Evan was holding me up by my hips karups pounding me. This was surreal. I wanted him to stop, but I didnt. He was brutal with me, but he wasnt. I wanted it to hurt, but it didnt. All of a sudden he stopped, pulled out of me, and let go of my hips. I didnt expect that, and fell to the floor. I was breathing hard, and my heart was pounding. "What are you doing to me", I gasped to him. "Giving you what you want", he told me. He picked me up and laid me on the bed with my legs hanging over the side. He was standing on the floor and pulled my legs up to his shoulders with my pussy totally exposed to him. He was tall enough he was able to lift my ass off the bed. He put his dick in me and started ramming me hard, pushing me back against the bed with each thrust. I didnt know if I could take it, but I didnt want him to stop. It had been a long time since I had been fucked this hard. Then, I could feel it. It was a volcano building inside me. I could feel my orgasm grow. I didnt want him to stop now. I started moaning uncontrollably. Evan just fucked me harder telling me he knew I wanted it this way. Then it came. My body lifted and tightened. It was like lightening was going through every nerve of my body. I couldnt help the moans that came from me. I dont know how long it lasted, but it felt like it wouldnt stop. Evan just kept pounding my pussy. When it was over I was totally spent. I went limp. I was done. My strength was gone. I had to tell him to stop. I could hardly breathe. "Evan stop. Im done, Ive had enough." I gasped. "Not yet, Im not done yet. " He told me. Then he pulled his dick out of me. I could catch a breath. He moved my legs over onto the bed, spread them, and got on top of me. "Wrap your legs around me "he said. With a near whisper I told him I couldnt. I didnt have the strength. He spread my legs, put his dick in me, and went right back to ramming in me hard and fast. You are one good fuck he gasped as he was thrusting free pictures of naked women having sex into me. I couldnt talk. I was being pounded into the bed. Evan was a very strong guy. "Oh! Im cumming "he growled. He put one last hard thrust into me, held it there, and moaned loudly, getting his orgasm. When he was done, he pulled out of me and fell off beside me on the bed breathing very hard. I couldnt talk. I was just lying there, limp. "That was one good fuck", Evan said to me. "I cant do another one", I barely whispered to him. Evan replied, "You have to. You have two more to fuck. There is no way they are going to let you off the hook now". "Whos next?" I asked. "Big Jim is next. Dont worry, Big Jim is a puppy dog", he said. "Oh I sure hope so", I gasped back to him. "Tell Jim to give me 10 minutes. I need a little break". Evan took off the condom, threw it in the waste basket, put his clothes on, and said, "Jen, I said it before, but Im going to say it again. You are one good fuck." I replied, "Im glad you enjoyed it. You about killed me though. Tell Jim to give me a few, ok? Evan took off the condom, threw it in the waste basket, put his clothes on, and said, "Jen, I said it before, but Im going to say it again. You are one good fuck." I replied, "Im glad you enjoyed it. You about killed me though. Tell Jim to give me a few, ok? If you like my adventure so far let me know and I’ll be happy to share the rest. Would you fuck me like this? Kisses, J