#which is a shame i love dd sooo much

[bornetoblood]

hey! if you're having trouble with darkest dungeon, and play on steam, you can always look through the workshop for difficulty reducing mods! there's quite a lot, and there's no shame in doing so.

Thank you!! But I'm on PS unfortunately... and personally, I do enjoy the difficultly! It just requires time to crack I really don't have....

[wonderlandmind4]

Okay, I’m FINALLY home from work. It’s 6pm and I’m finally able to watch She Hulk. (it was when I started watching) LETS GO.

🚨MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD🚨

…did I absolutely miss something? Was that “female lawyer of the year” nom in an earlier episode? Did they just sneak that in? Am I crazy? (Edit: I just forgot because I’m dumb)

Oh fuck. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I’m fucking, I’m panting, I’m, did I just run a marathon!? Matt just fucking comes WALTZING THE FUCK IN MAKING BLIND JOKES IMMEDIATELY I CANT I FUCCKING CANT OMG WHY AM I SO GIDDY I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES WHY CANTI BREATHE

Gotta calm down to watch the rest of the episode *paperbagging it* my heart is racing. I’m sweating. Fuck. I had to pause and rewatch the seven 3 times

Omg the Sovokia Accors have been appealed!? Fuck yes! As in like completely gone? No more? Thank fuck. (Which I’m assuming that’s 100% Marvel confirming this Matt and NMUC Matt are the same Matt. Right? )

Omg he’s so fucking smug! MATT stop showcasing your own abilities in public as yourself! 😂😂😂

I looovvveeeee watching Matt lawyer it up!

I honestly wasn’t expecting to have that reaction…I couldn’t fucking BREATHEEEEE

…he’s such a smug beautiful snarky son of a bitch. I love this devil asshole

”we” “WE” MATT SAID WE!!!! That was as close to a Foggy name drop as possible, I’ll take it

…..who’s calling you Matthew???? Also……super secret because his phone wasn’t set up for the robotic voice Id 🤔 so that was definitely his DD phone and clearly upgraded to a smart phone instead of a burner

God, I fucking missed that smile, that crinkly eyed happy smile

“We’re all feeling this right? It’s not just me?” Oh Jen, HONEY, you have no idea how many people are combusting right now. I love Jen so much

…..bro that cgi was *ahem* could use some alot work during that fight scene…BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE MMAATTTTT. (I really hope they don’t use a lot of cgi for the new DD show)

Matt was so tiny next to her 😂

She just ripped his helmet off omg, pick him just like an empty bottle of mustard

Was that…oh my fucking they used the original Daredevil music!!!! 😭

….that charming little fuck…oh I am loving this side of Matt so much

It was a mini hallway fight scene!!! 👏🏼👏🏼They’re GIVING it us aren’t they!? 😭

I HAVE NO ONE TO FREAK OUT TO ABOUT THIS!!!

Okay…okay…okayokayokay….the suit was still super menacing even with the gold because the light reflected off the horns and yeah…all of that was hot. (The fighting was better too)

…FUCK YESSSSS JENNIFER!!!!! YES GIRL GET IT!!! Fuck that devil for all of our sakes! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I am LIVING for this!!! He was kissing her in the suit! HE WAS KISSING HER IN THE SUIT *dies* (lol at trying to figure out how to to get Matt out of the suit in the first place)

(Hey, um @pastafossa ….. this is reminding me a lot of TRT 🤔😂)

Daredevil casually doing the walk of shame! 😂

We get Matt and Nikki looking hot as fuck in this episode? My Bisexual heart is too fragile for this

Where’s Pug. Oh nvm. I found him!

Not that asshole filming Jen on top of stealing her blood. And not the other asshole biding on a Dora Milaje spear 😡🤬

Are we honestly going to blame Jennifer tearing down the screen as she was CLEARLY recorded without her knowledge!? I’ll fight them for you Jen! No one messes with you!

Listen. Best episode. I said what I said. And holy shit, I am LIVING right now! Matt was just sooo…I’m gonna say awesome and himself just a happier “in a better place” version of himself. He reminded me of college!Matt, happy and giddy and that stupid beautiful smirk of his. That smug, charming, quipping beautiful beautiful devil man. And his abilities!? That was perfect! Le sigh.

I missed him.

And this makes me…..cautiously optimistic about the Daredevil Born Again series.

…..Jen letting us know how absolutely satisfied Matt left her…

[leossmoonn]

hi for matt concepts how about matt getting jealous and then you realize and tease him about it and just fluffy fluffiness

Yes. I’ve done so many smut versions of Matt being jealous and frankly, I love the fluffy versions more (jk I love both but it’s nice to not have them like have sex all the time lmao)

Okay so let’s say you have a new sous chef working at your restaurant. There’s a late night where you and the new sous chef have to stay late and take care of some inventory stuff. Matt and the kids miss you and so matt decides to take the kids to visit you

The second he heard you laugh bc of the sous chef’s joke he went into DD mode. But he kept it lowk… lmao

“Hey, baby!” You grin as you see your husband and kids walk in.

“Hi, sweetheart. The kids and I missed you. I hope it’s okay that we came to visit.” Matt pulls you into a tight hug, feeling the sous chef’s eyes on the two of you. Also yes, the new chef does have a thing for you. How couldn’t he? You’re gorgeous, charismatic, a fantastic manager and cook. And while you are married and you literally flaunt your marriage and kids (as you should!) The sous chef is still a little cocky, and he’s young, so he thinks he can flirt his way through the job lmao

And even tho Matt knows that you chose him out of literallt everyone in the world — he knows you can have anybody you want and the fact you chose him makes him feel so blessed — he still gets jealous (which is normal in all relationships). He knows you’re stunning. The way you carry yourself, the clothes you wear, and even the way you walk. He knows you’re sexy asf and anybody would want to snatch you away from him. (Also he literally knows your body better than he knows anything sooo ya)

Matt’s hug lasts a little bit longer than normal. You have to gently pry his body off of yours 😭. He then kisses your cheek, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you flush against him.

At first you don’t know what’s gotten into him. You’re worried he’s drunk and you begin to get mad. He brought the kids over with him and put them in danger. But then you look between your sous chef and Matt and you then put the pieces. Those two idiots are literally having a silent argument in their minds with each other about winning you over.

“You must be the new waiter?” Matt says to the sous chef. (Lmao we all know he said that on purpose)

The sous chef is like 😄 “I’m Mark. I’m actually the sous chef, so I work with Y/n.”

“Oh, my mistake. Sorry,” Matt chuckles. “No problem,” Mark says.

“How do you like it here?” Matt asks. “Oh, I love it. Y/n is a great manager and chef. Working with her so closely is a huge blessing,” Mark answers.

Matt is like 😑😑😑 under his glasses. You can feel the tension and you think the kids can too lmao. So you decide to pack up this party and go home. After you and Matt put the kids to bed, you confront him.

“How do you like Mark?” You ask. “He’s a little young, if you ask me,” Matt remarks.

“He’s 27.”

“Exactly.”

“Are you calling me old?”

Matt’s like 😟😟😟 “WHAT NO NEVER. I just mean he’s immature and weird.”

“I think that’s my type: immature and weird men,” you smirk. You climb into bed, making your way towards him. You straddle his waist, making him put his paperwork away on the nightstand. You run your hands through his soft hair and cup his jaw. “Mark’s pretty cute, too.”

Matt’s hands around your waist tighten. “I didn’t think much of him. He sounds like an arrogant little asshole.”

You hum in reply, holding his face up in your hands. “He kind of is. Which is why I have a sexy, strong, crime-fighting, horrible comedian of a husband.” You trace his biceps as you speak. “Who does get a little jealous sometimes.”

His face goes pink. “You noticed?” “Please, I think the kids could notice,” you snorts.

He hangs his head in shame. “I’m sorry. I… I know you don’t like him. I know youre committed to me. We’ve been married for almost ten years and we have two kids and two fur babies. But I could just tell the way he was looking at you and the way he said your name. I just wanted to punch him and throw him out the window.”

You can’t help but smile at your husband’s horrific yet sweet words. “I’ll be honest, I’m very flattered by your jealousy. It feels good to know that at my ripe age of 43, I can still be somebody to be jealous over.”

“Oh, you’ll always be somebody to be jealous over. Even when you’re dying in a hospital bed,” Matt says. You giggle, “so will you.”

“You get jealous over me?” Matt asks. You roll your eyes. “Don’t be so surprised. Remember the PTO meeting with Chrissy? She literally was about to rip her clothes off and then yours.”

Matt shrugs, “I didn’t notice. I was too busy thinking about our activities in the car before the PTO meeting.”

“Oh, really? Mmm I don’t think I remember what we did.” You bring your lips close to his ear, nibbling on the bottom of his ear lobe. “Care to remind me?”

I think you can figure out what happens next

[char-lotteral]

Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---