#she hulk attorney at law spoilers

[el-ffej]

NEWS FLASH:

Oh, REALLY???

[pastafossa]

JUST WATCHED THE LAST SHE HULK AND UM, EXCUSE ME?

EXCUSE ME MATT SIR??

First of all even outside Matt the episode was FUCKING GENIUS. K.E.V.I.N. Feige is a robot??? K.E.V.I.N. acknowledging that historically there hasn't been much banging in the movies? JEN ASKING FOR THE X MEN? The fucking narrator and 'nope we're not doing the narrator, we're not that off the rails yet.'

I would die for this ep. DIE FOR IT.

BUT MATT???

Jen gleefully admitting to smashing Matt Murdock, I fucking howled.

Daredevil quite literally dropping in out of nowhere and looking both hot as fuck determined to help and also kind of confused about how he wound up there, but just resolves to flirt with Jen anyway? I am goddamn DEAD, I love this man.

MOST IMPORTANTLY:

MATTHEW MURDOCK. IN. FUCKING.

CASUAL

FLANNEL.

LOOK AT OUR BABYGIRL, HE'S SO SOFT AND HAPPY AND HE'S DOING A FAMILY LUNCH WITH JEN AND HE'S FLIRTY, I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND, I AM HOWLING AT THE MOON, I AM BARKING LIKE A RABID COYOTE, I AM CLIMBING THE WALLS LIKE A PANICKED CAT AT THE VET, I HAVE LEFT FURROWS IN MY COUCH WHERE I CLAWED IT, GIVE ME MORE OF THIS FOREVER, DON'T LET HIM GO JEN

I'm sure I'll have more thoughts after a rewatch but that about sums it up.

[wonderlandmind4]

All the people running scared and angry at Jennifer tearing down the video screen that was playing a clearly nonconsensual sex tape of her, and gonna be blaming her and not the guy who actually secretly recorded it and was also in it…

For what? Why you scared? Why be scared of this poor woman who was having something intimate and private play in front of her friends and family and colleagues? She didn’t “lose control”. She was rightfully and justifiably angry because she was betrayed and violated in so many ways.

All the little man babies out there thinking this proves something. All it proves is the double standards and flashes actually proof of how women are treated right in their faces, but please, continue to whine and bitch about a show you supposedly hate and not think your hatred is sexist. 🖕🏼

Her ripping that screen down was for every single person who has ever been violated in the way of something sexual being leaked without their permission.

[tvstcff]

[strawberrywindow]

babes back this weeeeek 😍😍

can i just say i love tim's body language choices for emil? he's just so fun to watch move around lmao

[monimccoythings]

I would love that everytime there's a scene that happens in Kamar Taj, while the heroes are just discussing important courses of action and making plans to save the day Emil is just there in the background, hanging out and eating cereal.

[worrywart-ish]

"how about I just smash our way in?"

"because they have weapons, jennifer"

"yeah, good thing she-hulk is indestructible, matthew"

the sass is through the ROOF and i'm eating this shit up

[glennethph]

I smash fourth walls & bad endings. And sometimes, Matt Murdock.

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

I can not say that’s where I expected She-Hulk to go, but I loved it.

[werewolf-cuddles]

God, even though it's just for one episode, Daredevil's appearance in this week's She-Hulk episode was fucking awesome. (Especially the theme from the Netflix series briefly playing in the background)

Probably the best episode of the season so far.

I really need to watch Season 3 of that show soon.

btw if you don't like the show, go bitch elsewhere. don't make me disable reblogs.

[oimatchstickman]

Marvel following up the tease of the return of Daredevil with an episode titled “Just Jen” and even having her say “yep this is a self-contained wedding episode!” is absolutely brilliant and I love it stay mad all you “i’M oNlY wAtChInG fOr DaReDevIl” people

[el-ffej]

Important Distinction:

People using LinkedIn always forget this.

[pastafossa]

Matt really said he was gonna go out there with two little sticks and practically offer up his ass while smugly taunting She Hulk to spank him into next week

Matt, baby, you cocky masochistic fuck, she's gonna roll you like a goddamn barrel, I love you so much.

[wonderlandmind4]

Daredevil fandom, I know how excited we are but can I just say..

You could see and feel Charlie’s own excitement playing Matt again. His own energy just emanated out of the screen. He had so much fun filming his scenes in this episode of She Hulk and honestly, I’m crying.

I hope someone is showing him all the lovely and screaming reactions fans are having right now. He fucking deserves this.

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

So far, She-Hulk is cute!!

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

It can be kinda cheesy but it makes sense since she's a more comedic character. Most of the jokes landed IMO

Some of it did feel kinda 🎵 this is modern feminism talking 🎵 but there was a speech she had about how being a woman is all about controlling emotions so you don't get belittled or literally unalived that stung bc that's VERY accurate. Also the group of girls at the bar helping her no questions asked >>>

It IS very ironic tho bc when it shows Bruce and Jennifer next to each other you can REALLY TELL they pussied out with her muscles buuuut anyway 

Speaking of Bruce!!! I really missed him and it was great to see him again but I do feel like you can tell he's a little rusty? Does that make sense? I'm sure he'll get the hang of it again tho. AND WE ACTUALLY GET HIM MOURNING HIS FRIENDS AND TALKING ABOUT HIS MENTAL HEALTH STRUGGLE/HEALING PROCESS???

His relationship w Jen is a lot of fun, there's some contention but it makes sense and it's one of those where they're both right and both wrong if that makes sense

I also love how, yes, she wants to help people, but not in the traditional superhero way. There's something admirable about that. And the way she kicked Titania's ass before casually going "I'm ready for my closing argument" was SO RAD 

CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-

Overall, I enjoyed it a lot!! Not perfect but so far so good!! I'm sure it'll find its footing

[strawberrywindow]

Emil Blonsky spent his time in prison creating a prison literacy program, teaching meditation classes, writing letters and haikus to EACH of his victims, and ACTUALLY developing a polyamorous relationship with seven soulmates totally down to clown with him in and out of Abomination form (😳). My boi is pulling the longest con ever or he's just a funky little weirdo that really needed meditation skills BEFORE he got a super soldier serum 14 years ago. Maybe then he wouldn't have gone off the deep end completely. I fucking love what they're doing with Emil in this show. He's a great blend of his comics characteristics and what was established in IH mixing with this shows tone to make him A LOT more fleshed out than most iterations of him. I love it. Congrats to Blair, Ruth, Marta, Sheila, Alejandra, Yvonne, and Nicolette. Y'all got a keeper lmfao 🤪

My only wish is that Nadia becomes his better ninth. That would truly make things perfect 😂