#while Bruce is online shoppping for another appliance a table away

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Batlantern before they got together in one universe should be Hal Jordan sending fake marriage invitations to Bruce whenever he needs a new appliance. He thinks Bruce would hand off the invitations to his secretary, and just order them to send a gift to the address, but it’s actually Alfred who opens them and under Bruce’s orders sends a gift without anyone attending. Bruce knows Hal sends the invitations, he just thinks Hal knows he’s aware and his flirting tactic is sending top class microwaves or air friers. Alfred grows tired of their crap and takes matter into his own hands, and sets up a date between them without the other not knowing what it’s about, through the help of a very threatening dinner invitation.