#why are they so s m a l l

[wimbledon2008]

many books may try to be captive prince but there's only one c.s. pacat

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

[pastelaspirations]

So, u h.

H O W. HOW, I ASK. ALL I DO IS POST ART ONCE IN A BLUE MOON AND MAKE REALLY CURSED REBLOGS. LIKE, I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU'RE HERE, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW OR WHY YOU'RE HERE-

I also like. Make really angsty, ungodly long fanfics that I do absolutely nothing to promote on this dumpster fire of a blog, but that's besides the point- ANYWAY. HAVE SOME REALLY SKETCHY DOODLES THAT I DID TO THANK YA MAD LADS ;_;

Thank ya, thank ya, you absolute mad lads. I will uh... continue to do what I do. Thank you for joining the ride, even though it's less of a ride and more that I found an abandoned theme park ride and decided to ride it as a prolonged death wish and you inexplicably strapped yourself in next to me with the moldy seatbelt-

[marxistgnome]

"you better not be a cunty therapist when i get there"

My unruly ass:

[paintedkinzy-88]

I don't know if you've answered thus but... why is Error so BIG?? He's completely massive compared to all the other dragons!

His size makes for more damage! He’s literally built for destruction. Thick tail for smashing into things, flat head to use like a ram, large wings so he can still fly, sharp claws, lots of spikes, and a whooole lot of weight to throw around!

He usually destroys AUs from the outside, especially nowadays when he can just rip up a piece of paper in the Doodle Sphere, but sometimes it’s nice to let out that extra energy and just tear up a city or two Godzilla style. :D

[deus-ex-mona]

g. good meoto morning guys…

[scrawnytreedemon]

What stupid names? Can I know the names?

Ghirahim, Sephiroth, Zant, Kirby... I'm blanking but I know I have so many more.

(shout-outs to Cris!!! love ya buddy xoxo)

Micolash is a perfectly respectable irl name(a Hungarian variation of "Nikolas", iirc), but on him it has such a Vibe but then again I am writing Him. The name is the least outrageous thing here lmao.

In general, I tend to like villains, and villains tend to have "stupid-as-fuck-on-a-real-person" names. They might be perfectly serviceable with titles, but the moment you take them into a more intimate setting it's just... Bro. You're getting called that, on a day-to-day basis?

God, so sorry for blanking out on the more ridiculous names, I know I have more... But I think the grandiosity of the first two should do plenty well.

[yandere-monoma]

So, Jade Strider, huh? What’s her deal? She still seems very Jade but like more vulgar and definitely dealing with some shit.

THANK YOU FOR THIS QUESTION MWAH

YEAH jade strider is very jade. imo the strilondes are very malleable when it comes to switching their guardians around versus all the prospit bitches who tend to retain so much of their 'original' personalities and i base that largely on the fact that dave and rose seem to be incredibly impressionable while john and jade tend to be more rebellious with their guardians. dave engages in the irony bullshit, rose engages in the passive aggressive mind game war, john complains and bitches about his dad's lame bullshit constantly and jade.... U_U jade.

so yeah, jade strider is dealing with some SHIT. in the killswitch universe, all the guardians are fixed points that force whoever they're with through the same plotline. so bro strider will always train the kid that lands on his doorstep and that training will always grow into something twisted as hell, just like mom will always drink and neglect her kid, and dad will always do his best to nurture his kid to the best of his flawed ability, and jake. U_U JAKE........................

also:

it's so fun thinking about rose strider vs jade strider because ultimately, rose is playing a mind game with herself, and is actively sand violently self-harming on top of everything bro is doing to her, and that's why she ends up so ultimately fucked. meanwhile, jade copes by just going into brain empty mode. 100% ID, impulsive as hell, probably got some stunted emotional and social development that she is just NOT going to think about ever. so she honestly seems like. so well adjusted in comparison but :) can a strider ever be mentally well the answer is no HAHA

[87dvhnk]

"i read the wiki and i saw the pages/panels already, why do i need to read the comics?"

because a) some those comics fuck with awing dexterity and stamina b) there's a good chance shit is out of context or simply misrepresented (innocently, humorously, ignorantly or maliciously) and c) you know the beats/endings of tons of shit, but it doesn't impede your enjoyment of it, now does it? sure it's nice to go in spoiler free, but if the gimmick of spoiling material is all a piece of media has, then that piece of media is meritless. you knew who luke skywalker's father was before you saw the movie. is it still worth watching? you knew romeo and juliet died before you read the play. is it still worth reading? do you not want to go on a journey? do you not want to feel something? do you not want to commiserate about the human experience through art? a wiki will never be comprehensive enough to cover everything you would have read or seen yourself--it can't be, not without being the thing itself. even then, you still miss the things not on the page/screen, the things that are only implied, the things that go unstated, or else conspicuously omitted. don't talk to me about shit haunting the narrative if the only haunting you've ever been apart of was your passing despite your dogshit analysis skills haunting the conscience of your eng 101 adjunct professor in perpetual fear of losing their contract and being relocated from their car to under a bridge by demanding college students demonstrate basic reading comprehension, critical thinking, and coherent argumentative skills. boast about killing the author? my friend, you are cain advancing in the fields, skulking, stepping in abel's footprints, filled with murderous intent, with nothing but the chinese telephone-equivalent of a description of a weapon cutting into your soft palms.

[coquelicoq]

i'm now looking at my list of least favorite french words to pronounce and going "too many r's" for about 40% of them and "skill issue" for most of the rest. some of these are actually very fun to pronounce i just couldn't wrap my tongue around them a year or so ago, but now i can i guess??? so that's very exciting. makes me hope that someday i'll be able to pronounce the rest of them. this is a bit pie in the sky because i really don't see myself ever getting there with procureur du roi but you never know. and luckily the french abolished the monarchy so it's not like i'll ever have to use that phrase in modern conversation.

anyway here are the words i actually love pronouncing now: décaféiné diététicien filleul pneumonie

i now feel normal/neutral about these words that used to be hard for me: automne, condamner douloureux électricité, énergie inférieur, supérieur, etc. itinéraire lourdeur salmonellose sclérose subodorer succincte

words that are definitely within the realm of my current capability but i haven't practiced them enough: bugle hiérarchisation méditerranéen phtisie

words that are still the bane of my existence but i live in hope: [yʁ] plus at least one other r or [y] sound: chirurgie, fourrure, marbrure, moirure, nourriture, ordures, peinturlurer, procureur du roi, prurit, purpurin, sculpture, serrurerie, structure, sulfureux, tournure all words beginning with ur-, hur-, or sur- other difficult sequence of r's and vowels: construire and other -truire verbs; lueur and sueur; utérus too many r's: marbre, martre, meurtre, opprobre, proroger, réfrigérateur, rétrograde, rorqual difficult sequence of vowels and/or semivowels: coopérant, extraordinaire, hémorroïdal, kyrie eleison, météorologique, micro-ordinateur, micro-organisme, mouillure, quatuor, vanillier not pronounced the way i would expect from the spelling: indemne, penta-, punk just hard for some reason: humour

[ladyseidr]

@florietiae asked: ❝ do you wanna kiss me ? / mike @ rory ! 👀 ❞

There was no sense of personal space with Mike—not when they were alone, at least. Rory was sat so close that their legs were touching, shoulder to shoulder. Prior joking around had settled into a comfortable silence. Rory, never usually one to sit still, didn't mind the quiet if it was with Mike. Because they were best friends, of course. It didn't matter that Mike's presence left a warm flutter in Rory's chest, or that Rory had never felt that way around anyone else. He leaned his head back against the headboard of Mike's bed, glancing over to catch his gaze. It always felt strangely tense, though he had little time to linger in that thought before Mike asked his question. For a moment, Rory just blinked at him. Then. . . "W-What?" For all the incredulity in his voice, the word came out as a squeak. His usual false confidence gave way, cheeks lighting up red. "I'm— I don't— We're both guys." For some reason, that didn't feel relevant right now, with his pulse in his ears and his stomach tightening. Nerves or excitement? ( Both, if he were honest with himself. ) "Why would you want to. . ." He tore his deer-in-headlights gaze away from Mike, although not for long. "Me?" Is there anyone else here, Rory?

He should have been laughing it off, blowing off the question. Instead, his tongue darting out over his lower lip, he nodded faintly. "Y-yeah. Okay." His eyes darted down to Mike's mouth, heart hammering in his chest. This didn't mean anything, right? Just like how it didn't mean anything when he turned on his hip to better face Mike, despite not having the guts to truly make the first move. He chose not to announce the fact that this would be his first kiss, although he was sure Mike already knew that. Instead, he took a breath and quietly spoke: "Kiss me."

[twxins]

What kind of catharsis do you need?

A Long Hug

You are not alone. Sometimes life and all its troubles can be so isolating, but there is comradery in that, too. Slow down, catch your breath. Reach a hand out when you need one. Offer yours in turn. Feel the warmth of those around you like a home, and know that the world is full of good people, too.

Sleep

Tired, aren't you? That's okay -- it's been a long, long day. Can you even remember the last time you've had a nice rest, when you were truly at peace? How long have you been running on empty for, anyway? Please, sit, drink something warm, close your eyes. There will be time in the morning to do everything that needs to be done.

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[theissuewithred]

stressed miyazaki is me rn

[thegoldenelite]

The number of times I've watched bte 348 is ridiculous, but i can't stop watching it...

[that-one-fluffy-anon]

so, it's been a while since i've thought-dumped/rambled, so here we go!

i'mma put this under the cut. this is gonna be long.

highschool is ridiculously fucking busy, and i have no idea why- but now i have theater. lots of theater. in fact, theater has taken up my entire life.

dancy dance dance- i got new tap shoes, so now i have five different pairs, and i'm so goddamn happy about it--

guess who wrote a new thing? me. me wrote new thing. and hkjlSDL:JKF ITS SO CHAOTIC-

i drew seveVERAL new refs for different things, but i refuse to post any of them until they actually look gOOD

SO I LEARNED HOW TO USE OIL PASTELS???? AND OMG?????? THEY'RE FUN???????

dry pastels are freaking messy. it's kinda weird, but fun.

i'm still a simp, just a bit more hardcore now!

i've been scrolling through my google docs for days and i still can't find a single wip from forever ago that i understand--

taylor and tach. holy shit. i forgot about them.

so i made this new girl, rei. she's. she's scary.

i think i've improved?? a little?? i'm still not as well trained as any of my friends (COUGH COUGH MUTUALS COUGH COUGH) but now i use refs!

i broke. three pairs. of glasses.

ajr kinda slaps bro-

beatsaber kinda slaps bro-

douglas adams more than complete hitchiker's guide to the galaxy. say that five times fast. >:D

[deus-ex-mona]

it still amuses me that this is still the only non-mona idol series cover, which was covered in a completely different language, no less