#why did they make him so sexy.

[nebylitsa]

philippe hériat as gilles de rais in la merveilleuse vie de jeanne d'arc (1929)

[mosaickiwi]

"If I tried to give you money you'd just find a way to give it back anyways.”

(part of) the end scene from one of my 14DWY fics c:

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

[tsintotwo]

SOS SOS HELP HELP HELP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING WHAT

[majorpatheticcas]

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MORE HUMAN!SANS. I CAN'T STOP SIMPING FOR THIS SEXY GUY ❗❗❗

Anotha one for @htsan 🥹😍

[aengelren]

Shut up rn

[spicymotte]

I can't do this shit anymore, the brainrot is downright embarassing

[yinyuedijun]

The wiki for hsr is so thin, what is wrong with Dan Heng (I know he is a reincarnation of dan feng who almost? destroyed the world? he's now trying to be deliciously boring, he was? in jail? he's kind of a wet cat and tangulu oc somehow brings tears to my eyes because diaspora me had never tried tanghulu until about 18 months ago)? I feel like all my knowledge of him comes from your blog(s) 😅 and I am fully behind you ever aspect of your dragon boy agenda🫡

I am also a degenerate though. So of course I'm asking about this after you mentioned his "bdsm light cone"... did something awaken for him?

THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY ASK GDLDJSKSK seeing your impressions of danheng's character based on this blog is way too funny... "he's now trying to be deliciously boring" "he's kind of a wet cat" HELLLP 😭 YEAH I guess that IS how I characterize him rip. it is very sweet of you to have you read and enjoyed the tanghulu fic despite not knowing him though - thank you 🥺 shaking ur diaspora hand because writing that fic made me tear up and I'm glad I'm not alone HAHAHA

but anyway onto important matters: his bdsm light cone art. it actually just depicts his time in prison except it's very......well....

[actualsunflower]

Jay walking into the agency and freaking out because Nick has a cute pet dog

[aesopsbaby]

Ok. While looking at idv fan art I’ve noticed a pattern that every idv artist follows in their art.

And that includes :

Ithaqua = thick thighs / flirty smirk / slim but fit

Norton = milf daddy / resting bitch face / wide thighs

Fools gold = boobies / slim waist / slutty smirk

Orphy = sharp jawline / sexy neck / tight suit

Fredrick = wide shoulders / slender fit body / tired, pretty, sexy eyes / pretty hair / subby / sharp jawline

Luchino = slutty waist / firm boobies / vainy arms

Andrew = slender / fit / wide shoulders / sexy emo / wide abs / slutty waist

Naib = cocky / slender / firm abs /firm waist / firm thighs / shit eating grin

Joseph = luscious hair / insanely handsome, sexy,pretty face / slender / long fingers / claws/ vainy hands, sharp jawline

This is actually so true,,, We as a fandom just collectively decided on all these traits for them and I'm not complaining 😝😝

And Aesop is either a twinkified uwu baby or a creepy as fuck freak! Which of course I love him even more when people draw him creepy and extra weird!!<3

[laceratedlamiaceae]

i'm so down bad for jack it's disgusting. the other day i was driving past something that smelled like a combination of seaweed rotting on a beach and a public bathroom at a dive bar and after being disgusted for 0.5 seconds i was like "actually this is probably what jack would smell like" and then i was into it ugh why am i like this

[emmenai-kalliston]

no rizz just constantly "jokingly" tell him how fucking hot he is

[bytesie]

[troublcmakcrs]

//saw an absolutely ice cold take that tweek shouldn't have a coffeeshop of his own when he gets older bc his parents & their coffee is what caused most of his problems, and i'm like... it's about retribution, it's about allowing him to run their business better than they did, to become more successful than they did without using underhanded methods and hurting people, it's about the despite, it's about letting him thrive despite, despite, despite

[boxwinebaddie]

UNCLE NINA I LOVEDD CHAP 6 IVE ALREADY READ IT TWICE JUST CAUSE STAN WAS BEING SO CUTE AND NERDY

MY SWEETHEART MY LOVELY !! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED TO READ THIS TODAY!!! ;-; <3333 NOT TO BE RAVENSTAN BUT THIS SERIOUSLY ALMOST MADE ME CRY!!!! TY

( you guys know how much i beat myself up, so messages like this mean everything to me...also sorry most of under the cut isn't relevant i just like to ramble about the boys and their dynamic <3 )

but anyways! back to you being my starlight starbright:

lately...i've just been having so much anxiety and imposter syndrome about my writing -- it's bad to the point where when i posted rm6 like two days ago, where i was supposed to be happy and in high spirits, i was so nervous and anxious ( it's this dull, awful ache in my sternum ) that i spent the day pacing w/ my heart racing, ugh. </3

because my brain is so bad, it's hard for me to convince myself when i post that i made the right creative decisions, that you guys are enjoying where the story is going, that it makes sense etc.

so when i get really nice asks like this one from you ( mon ange ) telling me directly that you enjoyed the chapter...oh my god, i feel so much better i can't even tell you. i was really worried people didn't like it or it was too weird bc...its a lot, but...it was cute!

we got to see who raven is offstage and see hes stan and hes a literal angel! that hes down to earth and a fucking loser and so wonderful!!!

i can not tell you guys how painful it was for me just to feed you those starboy snippets of raven being rizzgod and all untouchable and sexy

because...yes he did that thing...but when hes not doing that thing...hes watering his plants and singing to them and wearing the big anime boy tee-shirts and crying and using a tortilla chip as a fork.

so this update!!! meant a lot to me because we got to watch stan be himself and be embarrassing and slip on every surface whilist actually fruedian slipping w/ kyle bc hes so nervous around him and be a lover boy and a crybaby and a crunchy nerdy nervy plant boy

and we also got to watch how the affects kyle, who thinks he knows everything, but then gets immediately humbled because ravenstan is not like the awful ravenraven he made up in his brain who he hates vs. the nice cute awkward boy in his living room who lies badly when nervous, brought him a succulent and is actually...sort of lovely?

...but when you're on a hate with your best friend who you don't know is dead and are a cynical skeptical messticle of a man and having your phantom theres stan syndrome flaire up everytime a literal celebrity smiles or bites his lip and looks like...Your Stan...its...not fun.

but more on that later! next chapter, the boys call ike! which! yay!

but x 2, thank you for being so kind. i seriously thought people were like not enjoying it or the plot progession or thought it was underwhelming/too choppy/messy. so this means a lot to me!

tldr: ravenstan is actually a sweet, sloppy, pathetic nervous wreck and jerseykyle, if nothing else ( sorry king ) is eating his words, because he just might be enjoying his horrible little hate...w/ a deplorable boy who is being weirdly adorable ...

enough to forgive and pardon the most criminal offense outlined in the extensive k.b law handbook...

being ~fashionably~ late :) <3

( and recklessly rizzing him in spanish without a license )

my boys my boys my boys,

uncle nina <3333333

p.s. thank you again for enjoying the update i'm glad you liked weird boy raven i love him so much hes so cute we will see more of him <3

[aetheternity]

God he is so fine

Bonus:

[gazelessmenagerie]

I want to kill you with a rock.

Tell My Muse What You Want To Do To Them On Anon. I don’t care if it’s cute, sexual, or violent. Just do it!

A rock.

Out of the assortments of artillery he's been attacked with, weapons of nearly every size and shape during his bloodthirsty conquests and legions of massacres enacted, this lowly parasite who spoke with such a single statement was laughably Pathetic.

" Did I erase your village or something? " It was the only reason anyone bothered to come looking for him, persevered enough through the hostile land of endless scorching sun and high altitude, threatening him with the bloodied, metaphorical, fangs of sworn vengeance, " Oh I know, I probably had your little worthless family Squealing in my grasp.. I know I've had my fun crushing the throats of lesser worms and made their relatives watch me. "

The Devil purred, taking a slow saunter around his prey as was habit for him when he decided to play with them. The furred, flexible appendage of his tail swayed without a care behind him, taunting with how casual it reflected the mood of its owner. Step by step, the circle felt as though it were becoming smaller yet the Beast of a Saiyan remained at a constant distance away. Darkened orbs cruelly pierced into the body of those abstract lenses, skewering into their depths with supreme Superiority over them. The sun's wrath beat down harshly, burning the land into what felt to be blistering white sores and yet Broly did not seem affected by the intensity of the heat. Tanned skin failed to burn as it had during his first few months, painfully peeling off while he survived through the ferocity of his fists and the hunger of his fangs each and every day until his body adapted in the ways it could.

" Why don't we play a game..? I'll try to guess them while you look around as you please in this part of my territory I rule over and pick out the best rock you want to try and bash in my head with. If I were you, I'd look for the hardest, sharpest one.."

Deep vocals continued to peruse the mockery of a sweetened tone as his circling reached a second lap. Slow, concise, unnerving. Soon, Broly would stop and watch them with those predatory pools skinning them alive. His upper lip pricked itself, showcasing Saiyan fangs as his tongue slathered over the pearly ivories and an amused snicker purred.

" I'll even let you take the first hit. "

Watching them, Broly went on to wait and wait.. and wait, letting them take as much time as they needed to scour around once they were done uselessly glaring holes into his sun tanned hide.

" You had a little one.. or was it two? Maybe three.. Was it a Lover..? A mate of yours..? Perhaps I tore pieces off their squirming bodies with my fangs and spat them out on account of how filthy their blood was. You grey creatures all look the same.. so forgive me if I can't seem to bother remembering your misbegotten offspring but if you still feel so pained by your suffering, do not fret.."

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" I'll show you the meaning of my Benevolence... "