#wickedsick

[punkitt-is-here]

i cant even say anything this is just perfect

[calware]

I think trolls should have more fucked up horns. I want a troll with more horns than hair

this is super rushed but i see your vision and i think you have an IQ of 5000

[sexymandescendants]

Did any of the kids inherit their parent's powers?

(not directed at Too-Lette since afaik the onceler is just some guy)

SUZY: Oh man, I wish. I keep asking my dad how he does it, but he never does. He just tells me to stay away from the stuff and teaches me a card trick instead.

SUZY: The way he's so secretive about it..... it just makes me wanna learn lightning magic even more!

ROMAN: if i had a dollar every time dad's shortcut trick saved my ass from being tardy, i'd be a millionaire.

DEE: Eh. Demonic powers run in the family.

SPAMTON JR: [Power-ups]?! FOR [$19.97] KROMER I C4N SHARE ALL MY OLD MAN'S [Bag of Tricks]!!1!

SARA: What, you think I was born in a lab or something?

SARA: I'm the Greatest Teen Psychic of the 21st Century! TOTALLY got it from him.

[tokiro07]

I just realized: the reason Top's older this loop is because his soul wanted to be born closer to Haruka's

He might have canonically been aged up for shipping purposes

...So I had that thought like...back when we first saw he was older, and even considered it when we learned about the birthday-choosing mechanic and I just kind of assumed we were all on the same page there

Yes, that is indeed my interpretation of events too, though I never put it in those terms. Extremely funny when framed that way

[girlballs]

Women

good lord i might pass out

[lakefama]

I think it'd be really funny if Lena and Dev end up hitting it off in the background

HAH oh there is absolutely a Lena & Dev background dynamic in the works for a later chapter

what kind of dynamic..... stay tuned 2 find out B)

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I've literally been saying this

[couldtransitionsaveher]

HYUSE from WORLD TRIGGER

JUSTIFICATION:

"Always wearing her dysphoria hoodie

Hides key parts of herself and her identity from her coworkers (her horns, status as an alien)

Has bodily modifications that impact her sleeping positions (horns that mean she can't sleep on her back or side)

Best friend is a 5 year old

One of three characters whose Trion body (a simulated combat body) looks different from their normal body (doesn't have horns)

Has to sleep in a separate room from anyone else" - @wickedsick

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[aquato-family-circus]

Psychonauts dads and how they deal with swearing around children:

Augustus: doesn't swear

Truman: Replaces swears with fanciful words, see 'obsequious lickspittle'

Ford: Says fuck whenever and wherever he pleases

Sasha: Edited his brain to replace any swears stronger than 'ass' with him verbally saying 'bleep'

Sasha mirthlessly saying "bleep" out loud is such a funny concept. Raz is like Sasha why are you doing that and Sasha's like Doing What Razputin? bc if he edited his brain he probably doesn't even give it a second thought anymore

[onepiece-polls]

what is this if not Judge and Caesar's wedding

I am dead 😂 Can't argue with this. Undeniable.

[heresylog]

Can you bless wine? If you do so, can that wine be used in communion? Or is Jesus' blood naturally blessed?

You can technically bless anything. What you are thinking of is holy water.

Only an ordained priest has authority to assist in the transubstantiation process. You don’t need to bless communion “wine” (we don’t believe it is still wine after they are transformed) because a blessing is just asking for protection.

[punkitt-is-here]

he's like a parappa character

rotating him in my mind no longer. rotating him for real

[calware]

What if it was all a dream

what are you talking about? all 7 of them are safe and accounted for....

[sexymandescendants]

What classes do you guys take? Does tumblr. High offer any unique courses?

ROMAN: eh. it’s all pretty standard stuff. english, algebra, band and theatre, carcinology, heritage post history……

ROMAN: one time someone came up to student council petitioning to bring back the defense against the dark arts class, though. was almost funny until we found out they were harassing people for signatures.

[tokiro07]

Andy Dick Out moments from the latest trailer

If no one else in the UU tumblr community gets it, I know @wickedsick gets it

[girlballs]

Happy pride

whoa. yuri in space