#wifey tingz

[cyberfreaky]

Me n u should make out rn omg you got me going feral good lord please let me breath the same air as you

COME HERE!! let’s make out rn. u literally make me nervous cause ur so fine

[lewisvinga]

down bad | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; just lewis being an absolute simp for his wife on the main

fc; stenss on ig

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; requested ! lewis the loml

masterlist !

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liked by lewishamilton, carmenmmundt, and others !

yourusername: when bae calls me a star girl

lewishamilton: oh my 😍😍😍😍😍

lewishamilton: absolutely love this look and i love you

yourusername: love youuuuuu🫶

lewishamilton: just the prettiest girl ever 🥰

yourusername: 🥹👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: me n the bad bitch i pulled by being a simp

username: SIMP LEWIS!

username: lewis is so me😭

username: TUTORIAL PLS QUEEN🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

yourusername: this friday 😇

username: pink blush girlies rise !!

username: this is how my makeup turns out in my head but not irl

carmenmmundt: gorgeous gorgeous !!!

yourusername: thank uuu carm 🤍🤍

username: this is my mother

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lewishamilton uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; the wife demanded matcha today] [caption 2; 😍😍😍😍]

yourusername i didn’t demand i politely asked 🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

lewishamilton ‘lew let’s go get matcha now if you say no i’m divorcing you😛’

yourusername ‘TWAS A JOKE😒

yourusername tysm for my iced oat milk matcha latte husband 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lewishamilton whatever wifey wants wifey gets🙄👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

yourusername happy wife happy life am i right 😁

yourusername speaking of let’s go shopping

lewishamilton knew you’d want that, don’t worry, i made an appointment at hermes 😁

yourusername u know how to make a girl happy lewis hamilton 😖😖

username GIVE ME UR GAME CARD

username Y/NNNNN

username ask her where she got the tights plz

lewishamilton tezenis:)

username OMG???

username her fits are always on point omg

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; the husband picking out a pink shopping outfit, is this a sign for what i think it is?] [caption 2; all good things come in orange boxes right?😁 thank you so much, my luv lewishamilton 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🩷]

lewishamilton if the wife says she wants a birkin 25 in sakura then a birkin 25 in sakura is what she’ll get 😁😁

yourusername I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON YOU WANTED ME TO WEAR PINK!!!😩

yourusername crying ilysm i already have so many outfits planned 🥹

lewishamilton and i can’t wait to see what your amazing mind comes up with 🤍

username why am i shocked abt a birkin like that man isn’t a millionaire

username i need my own lewis hamilton 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

yourbestfriend GIRLK IM SCREAMING FOR YOUU😫😍

yourbestfriend THATS BEEN ON UR WISHLIST FOR AGES

yourusername I KNOWW😩

yourusername it helps when ur man is the lewis hamilton n an absolute simp😋

yourbestfriend does he have friends 🤨🤨🤨

yourusername no why does he need friends when he has me 🙄( HIS WIFE )

yourusername jk yes🤓

yourbestfriend we all know lewis would only hang out w u if given the chance 😭

yourusername husband tingz 😇😇

username lewis is so husband material im crying

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yourusername: get yourself a man who hates driving so much but refuses to let you drive.

tagged; lewishamilton

username: here before simp lewis

lewishamilton: can’t ever get over your beauty, my love 😍😍

yourusername: skdkslkd stop making blush

lewishamilton: your only worry is to just sit there and look pretty, not driving

yourusername: GET URSELF A MAN LIKE THIS LADIES🥰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: IM TRYINGGGG

username: y/n won the jackpot fr

username: OKAY BUT HER FIT??😫

username: mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

username: outfit ateeeee

username: y/n and lewis are such fashionable couples i love them 😫😫

yourbestfriend: where u find him fr

yourusername: turns out pretending to be lost in monaco works but if you actually end up lost:/

yourbestfriend: BET

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lewishamilton: happiest of birthdays to my sweetest girl. forever grateful that i get to call the most gorgeous woman on this earth my wife. may this day be filled with many blessings. i love you so much, pretty girl. 🤍

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yourusername: YOU ARE MY BLESSING🥹🥹

yourusername: i love u sm , lew ☹️🩷

lewishamilton: love you , pretty girl 🩷

username: i’m so sick rn

username: sleeping on the highway tonight 🚶‍♀️

username: idk how many ‘me n who’ i got left in me😭😭

username: MOTHERS BDAY!!🎉🎉

username: screaming crying throwing up

username: SHES SO FAIRYYY

alexandrasaintmleux: happy birthday 🌸 so excited to be in the ferrari garage with you next year🤍

yourusername: thank u alexxx🥹🥹 so excited too🫶

charles_leclerc: it means ditch the pink for red 😇

lewishamilton: hey, my wife can do whatever she wants 🙄

charles_leclerc: i’ll get roscoe and leo matching outfits 😇

yourusername: DEAL!

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yourusername: advice of the day; marry a man who is down bad for you

tagged; lewishamilton

lewishamilton: that makeup look of yours 😍😍🥰🥰

yourusername: i think u liked it bc we went shopping after but i’m not sure tho 😋

lewishamilton: how can i not be so down bad for you? my own wife?? a living and breathing goddess???

yourusername: LEWWWKSNDSKKD

yourusername: says the walking god😩 i won’t say much bc there are children here

landonorris: tysm for saving me

username: i will never get over them

username: my roman empire is y/n and lewis 🥹

username: thank u y/n for lewis content 🫡🫡

username: lewis js like me fr bc if i was married to y/n, i’d so be down bad for her too😩

username: him carrying the hermes, chanel, and cartier bags, IM SICK😖😖😖😖

username: not her winning the lottery omfs

yourbestfriend: does he have spare $$$?

yourusername: yes we found a bday gift for u from chanel pookie don’t worry👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourbestfriend: THANK U MR N MRS HAMILTON😭😭🙏🙏🙏🫶

lewishamilton: 🫡🫡🫡

username: he’s so down bad he buys y/n’s best friend chanel, why can’t my friends work harder fr 😒😒

[toomuchracket]

drunk ross begging u to pick him up from the pub and he’s just so clingy and handsy the whole way home in the car & ur just laughing at him and constantly having to move his hand from ur thigh while u drive 🫠🫠🫠🫠

my darling @throughthepostmodernlens has a little concept about that here already that i cannot recommend enough!! i think one of the boys would probably call you to come and get ross because he is Inebriated and needs to go to sleep - thinking about that one matty interview from when he wasn't drinking where he was like "i think i'll be looking after ross the whole night to be honest" and ross is already drunk trying to give him an award lol, so maybe it's matty who calls. and ross hears your voice on the line and literally yanks matty's phone from him to be like "baaaaaaabe!! i love you i miss you. are you coming in?" and you're like "yeah darlin' i'll pick you up and get you home to bed" and ross is drunk to the point of no filter so he's like "oooooooooh also that reminds me there's a new position i want to try-", and you're like "OK BABE TELL ME LATER while matty fully launches himself into the air (short king tingz) to steal his phone back, trying not to dry heave at ross beginning a monologue about whatever sexploits he wants to get up to with you. but anyway you're like "i'll be there in 15" and matty's like thank fuck. and when you get into the bar and ross clocks you he's like "wifey! (you guys are literally not even engaged at this point) i missed you", and while you think it's cute you're like "holy shit this man is Drunk". and he really is - he picks you up and carries you (you are in fear) around literally making all his friends "look at how beautiful she is" and after like a couple of minutes of that you're like "bedtime?" and ross giggles and quirks an eyebrow and goes "oh of course" and literally starts to lead you out of the bar himself. and when you walk past matty he's like "thank you so much for coming to get him jesus christ" and you're like "it's fine. do you want a lift home?" and matty says "no thanks, i'll walk. not that i don't love or appreciate you for offering, but ross started talking about your sex life when you hung up the phone and i don't think i'll be able to not feel scandalised in your vicinity for 3-5 business days" lol and you're like "oh fuck he's drunker than i thought. sorry mate" and at that point ross tugs you out of the door so you just wave at everyone and go to the car. and ross gets into the car fine but he literally is so handsy on the drive home, like you keep peeling his hand off your thigh and he just giggles and puts it back like a game. and then when you're unlocking your front door he's trying to kiss your neck and whisper sexy stuff in your ear but he's fully slurring his words so you're trying not to laugh. and then as you go upstairs ross is all "going to make love to you so good i wanted to all night and now i can hehehehe", but as soon as you get him to lie down on your bed to get his jeans off he literally falls asleep lmao <3

[crazykuri]

wifey tingz

[lezdaddy]

Hey,

Growing gay here on tumblr isn't an original prequel to a lesbian's modern life story.

I'm a dad now. A lesbian-dad, married with a child made by pure love and ambition... and science... and money...

Loads of money I didn't originally have but note the amibitous part above.

I basically retired my tumblr shortly after meeting more and more queers IRL around 2012.

Before gallavanting around the earth as an outwardly gay person, I met my first girlfriend here.

And then my second. I can keep going but I will spare you.

I met a bunch of friends and out of the bunch, I have a IRL bestfriend that has lasted over 10+ years and one friend I stay in touch with at least once a year.

I'll save how I met my life partner, baby-mama, wifey for another day. TDLR: she's incredible and it was tinder.

Call me a pioneer.

Anyway, I've returned to tumblr specifically to share this next part of my life because it just feels right.

I didn't know this would be an ode to tumblr or a nod to my closeted cute 17 year old self but I just want to thank my tumblr people for giving me the launching pad to an incredible gay-ass-beautiful-ass life.

@lezdaddy I'll be whisper-ranting about being a 32-year-old, lesbian-dad at the intersections of identity, personal development, and career and probably re-blogging cute aesthetic tingz that I like.

My hope is to contribute insights to my life as a way to give back to the community that gave me so much.

Have a gay day,

lezdaddy

[factsmoon]

Rub a dub riddim rar

It's gonna be a dope night - in one room we have Channel One Soundsystem booming the Jafa rig supported by NZ's best roots and culture selectors, while the dancehall party hosted by Bigga Tingz will be popping shit off next door!!!!!! Zippy 1. I'm pretty excited to be asked to jam for an upcoming NYE party (thanks Tobi) featuring the almighty Channel One Soundsystem! So as I do, I thought I would bang out a little mix to celebrate and promo the BIG night! So without further ado, we have 50 stone cold classics from the rocksteady and reggae eras, through to roots, dub, rub a dub and digital styles! Check the gig if you are kicking around the shakey isles of Auckland, New Zealand. Vybz Kartel - Real Friend (Peenie Wallie Riddim) Leftside - Turn Up Di Party (Naughty Wifey Riddim) Wayne Marshall f Jr Gong, Aidonia, I Octane, Assassin, Bounty and Vybz - Go Hard Stylo G - Call Me A Yardie (SoulForce RMX) Konshens - Simple Song (Mental Maintenance) Popcaan - Full Swing (Loudspeaker Riddim) Million Stylez - Ya Habibti (Arabian Nights Riddim) Konshens - None a dem (Chupacabra Riddim) Gappy Ranks and Winky D - Kings of Africa (Yard Rock Riddim)Ĭhan Dizzy - Herbalist (High Times Riddim) Pinchers - Yellow Belly Vaquero (Rock & Stop Riddim) Million Stylez - Roots Of All Evil (Bellyful Riddim)Ĭhronixx - Start a Fyah (Game Theory Riddim) Virtus - Run the Track (Make it Gwan Riddim) Wrongtom Meets Deemas J - Old Time Stylee (In East London)Ĭali P - Dem a Boss (Remix) (Ima Bhass Riddim) Mr Williamz - We Run England (More Spiritual Riddim) Solo Banton - Me No Know (Ba Ba Boom Riddim) Protoje - Our Time Come (The 7 Year Itch) Romain Virgo - No Money (No Money Riddim) Romain Virgo - Nah Fidget (The Return Riddim) Romain Virgo - Think Mi Weak - (Good Things Riddim) Tarrus Riley - Prophecy Fulfill (Rude Boy Be Nice Riddim)ĭalton Harris - Gi Mi That Whine (Sweet Ride Riddim) Tarrus Riley - The World Is a Ghetto (Reggaeville Riddim) Mark Wonder and Al Pancho - Dancehall Stylee (Redeemer Riddim)

Luciano - Rub a Dub Market (Rub a Dub Market Riddim) Gentleman and Rebillion - Intention (Feel Good Riddim)īusy Signal - Reggae Music Again (9.58 Riddim)ĭa Professor - Peace & Unity (The Laboratory)ĭelly Ranx - Jah Jah A Mi Everything (Life After Lifetime Riddim) Timeka - Undercover Lady (Rock & Come Een Riddim) Tafari - Money in My Pocket (Money in My Pocket Riddim)Ĭhristopher Ellis, Stephen Marley and Jah Cure - End of Timeįuzzie Barz - Slow Down (Cos I'm Black Riddim) Ken Boothe and Mr Vegas and Chauncey D - When I Fall In Love (When I Fall In Love Riddim) Major Lazer f/ Sani Showbizz - Big Piece of Chickennnn (Alibaba Riddim)Ĭhino f/ Kardinall Offishall - L.S.L (Live Some Life Riddim) Slim Smith and Cecile - Girl You Hold Me (Leggo di Riddim)Ĭourtney John - Every Way (You Dont Care Riddim)Įtana - Johnny Too Bad (Mesopotamia Riddim) What's your favourites? Fresh ZippyLink reup! Part 1. We have producers Fenchie, Dre Skull, Don Corleon, Major Lazor, Head Concussion and Shane Brown ruling tings. We see Romain Virgo pretty much reach super stardom while staltwards Delly Ranx, Gentleman, Tarrus, Vybz, Milly, Konshens, Mr Williamz and Mr Vegas lead the pack again. We have the return of Penthouse and Digital B running some big riddims again! We see newcomers Exco Levi, Chronixx, Chan Dizzy, and Protoje cement their place at the top of the scene. Well the return of it anyhow! Busy got jailed, and released, and still dropped the biggest tunes of the year! We have some big relicks, big roots and big dancehall outta both Europe and Jamaica.

These things come together in music.” - Vaughn Benjamin, singer of the reggae band Midnite. I don’t sing a melody in front of everyone. If the riddim is militant and heavy, you have to fight this battle called life.

"Riddimguide" - The Essential Tool for Reggae Enthusiasts.

Mutiny Aboard the Slave Ships in the 18th century: Implications for the Transatlantic Slave Trade.

Steel Pulse – “Put Your Hoodies On ” (3rd Anniversary Edition) (Official HD Music Video 2015) March 3, 2015.

“Criminal” – Lutan Fyah & Turbulence (Official HD Music Video March 2015) March 6, 2015.

“Woman Yuh Strange” – Beres Hammond & Dennis Alcapone (360 Riddim / Heavy Beat Records March 2015) March 8, 2015.

“The Modern Greek Enlightenment and Revolution” – An original history research paper by rootsnwingz March 12, 2015.

Falling In & Outta Love: A lovers rock reggae selection by rootsnwingz March 13, 2015.

Capital Letters – “Wolverhampton” (Full Album HD Audio) March 26, 2015.

The Cluster Planet aka OmNebula Presents “The Forest Of Dub”, this Saturday, April 18th at 11:00pm – 7:00am IT The Place, Athens, Greece April 16, 2015.

rootsnwingz with Bluez on the melodica The Forest of Dub April 21, 2015.

Buju Banton – “Destiny” (rootsnwingz remix) May 22, 2015.

[justalittleunique]

That's my wife.... That's my mother fucking wife...

[alluringbow]

You can be a good girl & still be a bad bitch 🖤😜

[rinkitay]

OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXIS!! i hope you have the most wonderful day because you absolutely deserve it! you are such a delight and i am so happy i get to call you my friend you are amazing and just know i love you more than adrian loves sydney ily wifey

ZAIBA THANK U WIFEY 💖💖 i love u so much i can’t get over how fast i fell in love with u it’s unreal!! u are so kind and talented and funny thank u for being my friend 🥺 i love u more than sydney loves adrian

[cyberfreaky]

I accept the ring

it’s official !!!

[najatheangel]

im not getting attention smh

how i get the- jkjkj ily mwah

sexy ting <3

bb i'm so sorry i'll give you all the attention you need. that's what i'm here for after all hehe. Nah g that's all you, your the sexy one. 😏✨

[lila-rae]

got no new content so im thinking about how z was probably anxious about meeting FFC and his wife and maybe she was a bit intimidated, so she asked tom to be with her for support ❤️ hubby-wifey tingz amirite

I don’t know her motives re being anxious or intimidated, but I know when my husband has important dinners he likes for me to be there for support, also if it’s a dinner with their spouse as well it’s just kind of common to bring your spouse or SO as well. A lot of time it’s not just about talking shop, but also getting to know someone on a personal level and what better way than to see their home life dynamic so to speak. Which is why I think they’re more serious than others want to believe.

[karasunology]

11 and 18 😻😻 instead of oikawa and bokuto do me x u 🙈🙀

HSHSHSHA OKAY BET HAHAAH😼😼😼

i replied to ur texts !! just saying🙈 wanna hear about ur day smhhhh

ROACH X EXTERMINATOR😼😼😼

11 | who’s more awkward in the relationship?

ME PROBABLY AHAHAHAHA do YOU KNOW THAT TRICIA DID THIS THING WITH HER SAYING THAT "hey take a pic of your hands facing down" and i was S U S P I C I O U S ❌⭕❌⭕❌ but still did it and when i tell u i gOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN SHE LITERALLY DREW A RING ON MY RING FINGER AND SENT A PIC OF HER FINGER WITH A DREW ON RING HSHSHHS

makes me miss talking to tricia because she has school and her good morning texts GRRR but im being a good wifey and be the one to send her those so she can see them when she comes home from school all sweaty and shit🙈💦

18 | how similar are your personalities?

we barbie b badie tingz mate✨ we wouldn't be married if werent similar to each other.

I remember our copy paste about the wattpad things LMAOO HAHAHAHSJS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CONVERSATIONS IN MY LIFE

and we hate men except komori and osamu <3

send me self-ship asks about bokuto/oikawa and i because i'm bored tehee !! <33

[hotgirlscoups]

our icons are matching that's some wifey shit right there

main british bitch tingz 😫🙏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[morgannior]

Can’t even do wifey tingz for your nigga cause 9/10 time that nigga is everyone’s nigga too.. 🙄

[lokcitymusic]

ALBUM: Ms Banks – The Coldest Winter Ever 2

ALBUM: Ms Banks – The Coldest Winter Ever 2

Artiste: Ms Banks Album Title: The Coldest Winter Ever 2 Released: December 12, 2019

TRACK LIST

Hood B*tch

Bad B Bop

Back Up In This

Again

Wifey Tingz

Phoney (feat. Tiggs Da Author)

No Wahala (feat. Moelogo)

Could It Be

G’s Dem

Snack (feat. Kida Kudz)

Back It Up (feat. Geko)

Say Nuttin

DOWNLOAD ALBUM: Ms Banks – The Coldest Winter Ever 2 (Zip)