#wiire

[gho2ty]

there2 a certaiin kiind of horror ii feel when ii wake up after only 4 hour2 of 2leep and feel two awake two doze any longer.

[xxxsimplyhookedxxx]

Matt Walsh Interprets Racial Modern Art

[paiinball]

II HAVE TO GO TO TOWN TODAY BUT IIT'S FUCKIING COLD. MY KNUCKLES ARE GOIING TO SEIIZE. DAYFRIIGHT SCENARIIO.

[1nniterz]

love reading ficz with kinkz you never heard of before that are so good that ur just like "whatever this is? i have it now"

[herpsandbirds]

Wiire-tailed Swallow (Hirundo smithii), family Hirundinidae, order Passeriformes, India

Photograph by Dr. Dilip Agrawal

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KARKAT: MEDIEVAL BACKSTRET BOYS: YOU ARE... MY FRIAR

GAMZEE: KiTcHeN aPpLiAnCe BaCkStReEt BoYs: YoU aRe... My FrYeR

TEREZI: 3MPLOY3R B4CKSTR33T BOYS: YOU 4RE... MY H1R3

JOHN: ancient greek back street boys: you are... my lyre!

SOLLUX: electriiciian back2treet boy2: you are... my wiire

TAVROS: dRIVING bACKSTREET bOYS: yOU ARE,,, mY TIRE,

FEFERI: Appliance Backstreet Buoys: You are... my dryer!

DAVE: hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line jesus christ

ROSE: Wizard Backstreet Boys: The one... descryer.

JADE: funeral director backstreet boys: bereave when i say!

ARADIA: gh0st backstreet b0ys: i haunt it that way 0u0

[kashthefrogprin]

I'LL SEND YOU MY LOOOVE ON A WIIRE LIFT YOU UUP EVERYTIIIME EVRYOOONE OOOH~ PULLS AWAAYY--

[lone-starlight]

hte wiires the wres wires wirs wires get teh wires oit gwt yhem out git out get out get out

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Da geh ich nichtsahnend zur Weihnachtsfeier im Goethe Institut in Montreal... check out den Bücherflohmarkt... und finde die gesammelten Werke von Karl May. 36 Bücher.

Ich lache. Mach ein Foto und schicke es zu meinem Vater "Weißt du noch wie wir die gelesen haben, als ich ein Kind war haha"

Mein Vater - zu diesem Zeitpunkt ist es Mitternacht in Deutschland und der Mann sollte doch bitte schlafen - will wissen was sie kosten.

Ich habe ein schlechtes Gefühl aber frage. $20.

Vater will, dass ich sie kaufe. Und dann nach und nach nach Deutschland schicke.

Und jetzt habe ich 35 (von 36, jemand nahm sich Winnetou I als ich nach dem Preis fragte) dieser Bücher hier. Absolute unzeitgemäß und mit rassistischen Coverbildern.

Ich bin innerlich ein wenig am Weinen.

Dein Vater hat jetzt also Winnetou Daily abonniert 🥲 (Oder weekly oder monthly, je nachdem wie häufig du sie schickst)

What gets me here is:

- Ich stelle mir das so aus der Sicht der Person am Paketschalter vor wenn da jemand jeden Monat das gleiche Paket mit einem Buch mit vermutlich etwa dem gleichen Gewicht an die gleiche Adresse nach Deutschland schickt. So nach dem 20sten Mal wäre ich da richtig invested worum es da geht und maßlos enttäuscht von "das sind ein paar aus der Zeit gefallene Cowbowbücher mit Nostalgie/Novelty Faktor". Bitte denkt euch da eine spannende Antwort aus, falls ihr gefragt werdet, das klingt nach einem let down

- wir. wir. wiir. haben hier doch auch Flohmärkte. Und Kleinanzeigen. Und Antiquariate. Das kriegt man doch hier bestimmt auch. Der Versand ist doch bestimmt teurer als die Sammlung (sagte sie, nachdem sie erst heute 44€ Zoll auf eine Lieferung aus Kanada gezahlt hat). Zumal die Goethis in Montreal ja offenbar auch in den Genuss von unseren Spätzle-Western kommen wollen.

[dave2olkat]

Some plot ideas I have for Gold Pilot (The Davesolkat Time Loop Rebellion AU):

The MAGE ~ATH code, aka, the thing that causes the time loop, can send either someone's mind or a physical item to the next iteration. At the start of the fic, it's about the 21th Loop

Sollux on Loop #1 got helmed. That's the loop were Karkat was executed a la Sufferer.

It is unclear how long it took Sollux #1 to develop the code to do that, could be days, could be centuries, but he ends up sending his conscience back in time for Loops 2 and 3. It. Was not nice.

So now he just sends this grub database instead! It keeps all the information without the ugly memories, yay

Young Sollux gets it everytime at age 13 and he updates and works on it through his life until he inevitably fails, gets helmed, and has to send the file back to himself, cue: starting the loop again.

A huge part of each iteration is "how do ii keep my friiend2 from kiilliing eachother help" because he's discovered that he needs ALL of them to maybe successfully save Karkat and the rebellion.

How does Sollux achieve this? Simple, by Sim Date mechanics. Sollux basically has a walkthrough on what to do to become super good friends (or more? Lmao) with basically everyone

This accidentally turns Sollux into the conciliatory quadrant town two-wheel device every. Goddamn time.

It's mainly because while he's like that with everyone he doesn't really ACTUALLY have pale feelings for any of them, so yeah, he's developed a reputation as a heartbreaker (diamond breaker?) And a player. Which he isn't! But yeah, everyone thinks he is.

In Time Loop #21, when Dave starts working on his ship with Sollux, this information is told to him my multiple people like "yeah Sol is basically a huge slut, watch out and don't develop feelings"

Somehow the fact that that's only for CONCILIATORY quadrants doesn't click on his human head so yeah, he just assume his guy Captor has. Slept with everyone in his friend group, yeah

When Captor starts "flirting" with Dave (he's not, he's genuinely just like that chill lmao) Dave just goes "aight looks like he wants to sleep with me too"

It takes Dave about a couple of months of basically living with him on a ship to finally say "you know what? Screw it, I'll do it, let's sleep together"

And Sollux, who is NOT that kind of guy actually just says "okay? My hot human captain who'2 s/2ort of my best friiend riight now want2 to have 2ex wiith me? 2hould ii go for iit?"

A week later, Sollux decides to do it because why not? Yeah he's got the most embarrassing GENUINE pale crush on Dave, but he doesn't do quadrants because he's a Human so yeah, fuck it, let's do this instead

Captor is a bit of a freak. Mainly in the "ii kind of always have feeliing2 for people in TWO quadrant2 regardle22 of what ii do, 2o yeah, that'2 also why ii don't do quadrants, ii'm genuinely not wiired like the re2t of y'all, iim weiird"

Incidentally, that's why he worked sooo well with Karkat, but Sollux fucked that up so yeah, might as well derive some sort of happiness from being Dave's fwb

It's kind of a Time Loop Rule that Sollux set for himself that he has to stay away from Karkat. You know, so he can stay objective and SAVE him!

Karkat always inevitably ends up with Dave Strider in most iterations anyway, they're sort of soulmates

Sollux is meant to stay alone and doomed

When Dave learns about all of this he's all like "what the FUCK captor how did you hide all of this from me, also fuck you man, fate doesn't exist and plays no parts on the actions of this guy"

They kiss and make up, they're kind of dating now? They're both cowards and will not. Ever ask the other one out because that's cringe.

Dave STILL is in love with Karkat though, so yeah, he helps Sollux on his quest to save their favorite person alive literally (Karkat protection squad amirite)

It becomes a problem because Karkat is literally the most wanted guy in the entire fucking empire

"can you maybe not try to dismantle the empire for a moment and let us keep you safe?" "NO."

Dave says "you know what? Fuck it we're his new bodyguards, between my amazing ninja skills and your insane psionics nothing could get through to hurt him, right?"

Karkat is not happy about it because he still sort of hates Captor (Dave helped them make up but. It's still an issue that Sollux, you know, slept with him and fucked off to not be seen in like, an entire fucking sweep)

Karkat is trying to do his rebellion leader thing but he has to deal with this two idiots who won't just admit they're dating lmao

I'm not certain how the three of them finally get together but it's probably because Karkat. Had enough of these shenanigans.

[hellraiser-gorydays-kwort]

sittinsideways like Paul wall lolz

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gage wiir ready for madchild////////////////

Portsmouth grey ghost of grange/////////

Ggggggg unitttt

[straightyuri]

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A REAL LIVE WIIRE

[pauls-bouticake]

IMAGINE: alir ai gviexih liv jsv csy, fmvxlih asqer jvsq vssxw erh wiihw, qehi amji jvsq wrettih fsri erh fvsoir lievx, ai aerxih csy lettc. syv tivjigx gviexmsr. csy aivi psripc. izir alir csy fixvecih yw, alir csy stirih csyv iciw erh ver jvsq syv tevehmwi, ai eppsaih liv xs ibmwx. m ampp rsx vitiex xlmw qmwxeoi. alivi mw csyv wivtirx? csyv xvieglivsyw Izi? fyvmih. jegipiww. wli mw rsa srpc efpi xs fi wiir xlvsykl e xlsywerh wyroir pmjixmqiw sj ledi... alir csy xvc xs vigepp liv, wii srpc xli hitxlw sj xli waeqt csy pijx yw ew.

[showfallmediamaintenance]

wiires, sharrp

Fuck. I don't know how to help. I'm sorry.

Mari will be there soon. You're going to be fine. It's going to be okay.

[scolopendragonfish]

Lezir'x wiir xlex ejjpmgxmsr wmrgi xli ergmirx hecw....

[herpsandbirds]

Wiire-tailed Swallow (Hirundo smithii), family Hirundinidae, India

Photograph by Virendra Gupta