#wild to think about

[stillgotscars]

today marks the 18-year anniversary of the release of tim mcgraw as taylor’s debut single

[rius-cave]

About Adam with kids and all, I'm sure Adam was the "chill dad" meanwhile eve was the "reasonable mom". but even sometimes as a dad who has over 100 kids, ya needa take a break.

200th Child: DAADD!! some kid hit me because I wouldn't share my toys with them!

Adam: *hands over a knife*

Adam: I would've given you a gun, but your mom said it's too dangerous. Here, go commit a crime.

Cnsncjzff. I like that we're implying guns existed in Adam's time.

Yeah that sounds about right, Eve would've probably done a lot of the work. Though we shouldn't forget that when it's a big family and there are big age gaps, it's normal for siblings to take care of each other, so there was probably a loooooot of that happening. These siblings also married each other lmao, so there's that.

[po-1-yb-1-us]

callingCujo

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

love this moment bc yaz is thinking ghosts or aliens and then mary is like my fucking son and you can feel the "oh shit. oh thats worse maybe"

[fyeahnix]

Sometimes I wonder how differently my life would have worked out if I had gone to school for a different major

[isitovernow-ootw]

remember when we thought that eras tour was gonna be mostly mashups midnights was specifically designed for each song to be mashed up with an earlier song

[countthelions]

Oh we close 👁‍🗨

[moonstonediaz]

last year, i ordered pizza from dominos and the delivery guy got weirdly obsessed with my dog, kept saying how gorgeous he is and that he wanted to take him home. then he wouldn’t give me my pizza—HELD MY PIZZA HOSTAGE—until i let him pet him. the following weekend he “ran into us” 🧐 at petco and told his small daughter he was “gonna take that dog home.” at no point was he aggressive, but i haven’t ordered a pizza since

[technicolorxsn]

sometimes u get context to things you've overheard months ago and then u realize the randos you overheard talking were also totally and completely wrong

[benetnvsch]

he is responsible for all of my mental illnesses

[stillgotscars]

travis really went from “shout out to taylor for coming through and seeing me rock the stage [at arrowhead]” to “shout out to tay for letting me jump on stage with her” in less than a year

[wickerfemme]

Late to the party, so to speak, but I wish you a very happy birthday and a prosperous year ahead. I think I speak for your assembled fan base in saying that we're excited for whatever changes the coming year brings for you, and hope that some trends stand out over others.

Not too late! I'm still celebrating.

I'm excited too!

[psychoticwillgraham]

Watching the tragically short lived NBC Constantine series (while Constantine himself is co-con and cringing at it) and I’ll just say this: as an expert in having Homosexual Tension with another man, John and Chas are pretty up there with Hannibal and I. -Will

[ormymarius]

orm has teamed up with mera in comics more than he has with arthur

[4kadhd]

Wonder how much radiation iPhones put off

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her