#with love asteria ♡

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— fuck his brains out

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In which you pretend not to know your boyfriend is Kick-Ass. maybe OOC characters, I got a little carried away, and maybe mixed timeline, I haven't watched the movies in a while... Also, Dave x Mean! reader because who doesn't love that?

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“I think Kick-Ass is hotter,” you look over at Dave, licking your ice cream almost teasingly. “If I had the chance, I’d fuck his brains out.”

Dave blushed madly, rubbing his cheeks before you stand and tug on his arm. “Dave, I think we should start heading out. You’re walking me home, right?”

Dave nodded quickly, as you thought that it was best because you had been taking care of him since his injury or said that because it had been a while. “Y-Yeah! I will, I’m coming.”

He waved at his friends as you tugged him out, throwing away the napkin that previously held your ice cream cone away. “I mean it,” you said abruptly, smiling over as you held his hand. “I would fuck him so hard he wouldn’t be able to talk.”

“W-Would you?” Dave finally speaks, looking over at you as you smiled.

“Hell yeah I would.”

Later that night, Mindy stared at him as he fixed his mask. “This isn’t a good idea, Dave."

In all seriousness, he really thought she would fight him to make him stay. What he was doing was stupid, but he was about to get laid. By you. The most beautiful girl in the world.

"This," he grinned back at her. "Is an amazing idea. I'm going to get laid so fucking hard."

"What if she wants to take off your mask?"

"She won't."

"What if she recognizes your voice?"

He paused, then smiled. "When I'm nervous, my voice gets higher. She won't recognize it. I'll see you later!"

He ran out, quickly going to your home. How was he going to get in? Would he sneak in through the window you always had unlocked that was right next to your dresser? Or would he throw rocks at your window, begging for you to let him up so you could fuck him?

He started to panic, how the hell would he sneak into your house?

In nervousness, he paced in the back alleyway behind your house before his phone buzzed, your name blaring on the screen.

Y/N 8:57PM come in through the window ;)

It made him pause before he looked at your window, gasping as you stared at him with your body lit in light of your bedside lamp. He could see your bright smile as you gave him a small wave, a gulp echoing through the alley as you opened up the window a bit and leave it open with a hairbrush.

He inhaled deeply as he slowly jumped over the fence, climbing up the tree that led up to the window, easily slipping through after pushing it up before carefully pushing it down. He gasped as he looked back, staring at his reflection through the mirror from where you sat in front of your vanity.

"It's slightly... perverted to sneak into a woman's house, right?" Your fingers rubbed moisturizer into your face like he had seen you do in the nights he slept over. "Dave knows that, but I'm assuming Kick-Ass doesn't."

Dave cleared his throat, pushing his hands to cover the front of his suit, specifically over his crotch. He loved it when you said his name. "I-I uhm... you know Dave as well? I know Dave too."

He watched as you giggled. "I do know Dave, very well. But something's telling me you know him a little better than I do."

He swallowed, humming before making his voice deeper. “I-I’ve known Dave a long time… Y/N.”

“Have you now?” You stood, slowly walking over and swaying your beautiful hips before you stood in front of him. “How long?”

“M-My whole life.”

You giggled as he slowly stepped forward to meet you in the middle, your fingers trailing down his chest as you pressed firm kisses wherever your fingers went and you slowly got down on your knees, your skimpy lingerie-like pajamas. "Did Dave ever tell you what I want to do to you, Kick-Ass? Hm?"

He whimpers, his false persona of confidence never even giving the chance to rise as you kissed over the bulge that he tried to hide. "H-He did... oh fuck, he did."

"Oh, well he didn't have to tell you, right? You knew it because you are Dave, right?" You licked over the material of his suit.

His head lulled back as he nodded, groaning. "R-Right, fucking hell, please! Please, please don't stop."

You scoffed as you stood, pressing your finger to his chest. "I knew it! I knew it, you bastard, why would you keep that from me?! Did you like me gushing over your alter ego?!"

He gasped as you shoved him, a groan falling from your lips. "What? No! No, of course not!"

"For fuck's sake, Dave! What, you're such a virgin that you loved the thought of some girl talking about her fantasies with your alter ego?! Fuck you!" You groaned as you sat on your bed, covering your face to hold back your smile. This had to work.

"No! No, of course not, of course not! I'm sorry, I am so sorry," he whined as he kneeled in front of you, holding your knees. "Please, you have to understand..." He takes off his mask, whimpering as he stared up at you. "I did it to keep you safe. I didn't... I don't want you to be a target."

You inhale deeply as you pulled your hands away from your face, glaring down at him. "You promise?"

"I promise."

He inhaled deeply as you squeezed his face, raising a brow. "Well then, what are you going to do to make it up to me?"

He paused, clearing his throat as you ran your fingers through his hair. "Wh-Whatever you want me to," he whispers, swallowing loudly. "Whatever you want me to do."

Oh, you knew it would work.

Maybe that's how Dave got here, laying on his back as he sobbed underneath your touch, the vibrating cock ring settled right at his base and your tongue licking at his tip, lapping and sucking teasingly. You giggled as he squirmed underneath your touch, your hand pumping him slowly. "I don't know if you've done enough to cum, Dave. I don't think... you've made it up to me."

He whined, shaking his head as he covered his mouth. "No, no please! I'll do anything you want, just please! I need- I need to cum inside of you."

You hummed teasingly, pursing your lips. "Inside of me? You want to ask that much of me? Do you think that you've done enough to get the pleasure of cumming inside of me?"

"Yes!" He whined loudly, groaning. "Yes! Yes, I'll make you feel good, I promise!"

You hummed, pumping him even harder. "No... I don't think you can. A virgin like you? Please."

"I promise! I promise I will, I promise." He whimpered, his hips bucking into the air.

He probably could, to be honest. His cock was bigger than you could ever imagine, his girth barely able to fit into your mouth without making your jaw ache and could barely go down your throat without choking. He had the prettiest dick you'd ever seen, definitely the biggest and girthiest too, just because the last few guys you saw were fucking assholes.

"Maybe I will let you cum inside of me," you mused, humming as you sucked on his tip to make loud popping sound echo across the room. "Maybe, if I'm feeling... nice."

He whined, nodding desperately. "Fuck, please! Please, I'll do anything!"

"Where do you want to cum inside of me, baby? Dave knows I'm on birth control, but does Kick-Ass?" You giggle, rubbing his thighs as you gagged on his cock.

"C-Can I cum i-in your... in your-?"

"You can't even say it, can you?" You giggled as you switched the ring into the highest power, humming. "You want to cum... inside of me, right? That narrows things down a little bit... you want to cum inside my mouth? Or... my ass, that's going to take a minute though. Maybe my pussy? Hm? It's already stretched out for you, Dave. Inside my pussy, inside of my cunt?"

"Y-Your cunt! I want... I want to cum inside of your cunt."

You giggled. "Just don't cum as soon as I take this ring off, alright?"

He let out a loud whimper, nodding as you slowly slip it off, putting it into your mouth to suck loudly, groaning as his taste filled your mouth. He groaned as you take it from your mouth, straddling his hips and holding his cock up. You could feel your eyes roll back, humming as he whimpered. "I-I'm close, I'm so close!"

You giggled as you sunk down onto him, yelling out as he screamed out, groaning with a strong buck of his hips to bottom out inside of you and his cum filling up your stomach. You gasped loudly, whimpering as you held onto his chest, your nails digging into his skin. "H-How are you still cumming?!"

"I-I can't stop," he groaned flipping you over to hold your thighs as he pressed his face into your neck, thrusting his hips. Your eyes rolled back, groaning loudly as the loud slaps of skin against skin filled your room. "Fuck, you feel so fucking good! Better than I could ever imagine, fuck!"

You whined as your nails dug into his back, Dave pulling away for just a second with a grin. "Who's fucking who's brains out now?"

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[enhalpy]

heyy fae hru today??

asteria omg i'm so sorry for such a late response 😭😭 i thought i had answered this earlier :( but i'm doing alright bff <3 i just got my class schedule so im kind of feeling a little sad abt school starting again,, but hopefully everything will go well <33 also scared bc i've heard some really bad things abt the teachers i got assigned to 😢 hru though bestie? i hope you're doing well <33 have a nice day/night bae & ily!!

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congrats on 800 nari !!!

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Drawings I done on whiteboard :))

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DMC commission for @kittifer (´∀｀)♡ Vergil, Dante, her OC Anna, and kitty Voodoo 💖 I love when you give me the opportunity to play with shading more (≧∀≦) Also I love doing two-panel illustrations like this! I think it adds more to storytelling! And this option has -a 10% discount on my commissions! so you know *wink*wink* Other: Commission info DMC: Reunion Dante and Asteria

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👑 Prince AU: Headcanon

₊˚⊹♡ Prince!Shawn Michaels x Commoner!Bret Hart ♡⊹˚₊

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Summary: Shawn, a 28-year-old prince, and Bret, a 35-year-old farmer, live completely opposite lives. But despite their difference in social status, their paths cross in ways they least expect.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ a/n: Welp, this was supposed to be a short HC, but as always, I got carried away with writing, lol. Had this idea for some time, but never got around to it. Cleaning out my drafts, so more of this to come!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Shawn is the Prince of Asteria, a large kingdom that’s been ruled for many centuries by the McMahon family. Shawn’s the first-born son under the reign of King Vince McMahon II. As the oldest child, he was technically next in line to the throne. But he caused quite a stir after voluntarily relinquishing his title and royal duties as Crown Prince to his better-suited younger brother, Prince Shane.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Since the age of five, Shawn had been groomed to one day lead the kingdom. His adolescence mainly consisted of etiquette classes, diplomatic meetings he was too young to care for, and studying to receive the highest grades in his class, his family expecting nothing less. He’d never been given the opportunity to just be a kid which later led to a lot of resentment towards the monarchy.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He grew into a rebellious teen, garnering the reputation of being the ‘rowdy royal’, a title that stuck with him even into adulthood. He had no desire to become King of such an establishment, nor did he desire to take on the added pressure and duties for a title he didn’t even want. So when his more responsible brother came of age, Shawn gifted him his Crown Prince status, stepping down to accept just the title of Prince.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Shawn had already been on thin ice after making numerous headlines in newspapers for his rebellion, debauchery, and endless scandals that the family has had to sweep under the rug. But the embarrassment of Shawn forfeiting his crown was the final straw for the royal family. Vince was pressured by the royal counsel to marry Shawn off to a well-respected bachelor, someone who would be able to tame the wild prince as well as bring honor to the family. So Vince gave Shawn an ultimatum: Get married or get stripped of his royal status.

"A bit dramatic, don’t you think,” Shawn mumbled, sinking further into his chair as he endured his father’s scolding. “This family has suffered enough from your selfish misdeeds – public intoxication, drug scandals, spotted in male brothels. Now this?! Has our reputation not suffered enough scrutiny?" “So, you care not if I marry out of love, but to merely save face?” “You’ve left this family no choice! You are to marry before year’s end or you shall forfeit your royal standing.”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Shawn was reluctant to agree, but being stripped of his status meant being disowned from the family. Just the thought of never seeing his sweet younger sister, Stephanie, hurt just as much as the thought of not being able to annoy his little brother, Shane, anymore. He rarely saw them as it was being that they were both busy with their own lives. Shane had married a lovely young princess from another Kingdom, while Stephanie was in the midst of being courted by Lord Hunter Helmsley, a childhood friend of Shawn’s. Both of his siblings seemed happy with their significant others, so Shawn figured it couldn’t be so bad. Right?

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ So he agreed to the bogus request, but on his own terms. Shawn negotiated with his father on the pool of suitors. He wanted to include commoners. “We’d be the laughingstock of Asteria!” was the King’s first response. But when the prince didn't budge, he eventually agreed knowing that a commoner wouldn’t be able to woo his son anyway with his expensive taste.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Word spread rapidly throughout the kingdom and beyond at the announcement of Prince Shawn’s suitor selection, and more importantly, the possibility of those other than royals being given the chance to court the young prince.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret tightly gripped at the newsletter, the paper crinkling from pressure as he read the headline. His family, a long line of crop farmers, had worked for the royal family for many decades delivering fresh crops to the royal chef. He’d caught glimpses of the prince one too many times during his delivery runs but never had the chance to talk with him. Not that he’d even be allowed to with the number of guards that roamed the place.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret lived in an overcrowded wooden home on the outskirts of their village. Although the home was tiny, it sat on a large plot of land with plenty of room to grow the various crops they sold in the market.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Bret was encouraged by his family to attend the banquet, though some had their own selfish reasons which became apparent after one of his sisters mentioned they’d be ‘set for life’ if Bret married into wealth. His younger brother, Owen, seemed to be the most genuine in his efforts to persuade Bret on attending the event.

“You have nothing to lose. And you’re only getting older.” “Thanks for the reminder,” Bret playfully rolled his eyes. “But how would I even get there if I did decide to go? What would I even wear?” The only mode of transportation was their family’s carriage that they used to move their crops to the market. He glanced down at his tattered clothing, dirty from a day's work, noting that the attire wouldn’t be appropriate. Owen grinned, “Don’t you worry, dear brother. I have a plan.”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Owen convinced the village seamstress to allow Bret to borrow a nice suit. “It’s for love, Lucille! Do it for love!” Needless to say, Lucille agreed just to get Owen out of her face. But getting transportation hadn’t been as easy.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret was the last to show, nearly arriving late to the palace after hitching a ride with from friendly villager. The villager’s horse wasn’t the healthiest and it wasn't able to travel up the palace's steep pathway. So Bret was dropped off as close as the horse would allow, but it was still about a mile walk up the densely wooded path towards the palace gates, then another mile until he reached the palace itself.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret had been the only commoner to arrive, many not having the resources to attend the event even if they wanted to. He immediately felt unwelcome upon walking through the large gold-plated doors. He felt as if all eyes were on him, honing in on his slightly disheveled look, sweat dampening his back from his unexpected hike. He was directed to the throne room filled with the world’s most elite bachelors, some residents of Asteria and others even traveling from other kingdoms all over the world for the opportunity to court the prince.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Champagne?” A worker asked which Bret politely declined. He wasn’t sure how to behave in such a setting. He awkwardly sat in the room, looking around wondering if he’d made the right decision on coming there.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ The suitor selection process wasn’t as exciting as Shawn had hoped for. He expected to have a room full of attractive men throwing themselves at him, yet he sat at his throne bored out of his mind as man after man introduced themselves to him and his parents. If anything, some seemed to want to impress the king and queen more than Shawn. It was almost an hour in when someone finally caught his eye. A tall man dressed in dark clothing with a daunting aura about him. Shawn’s interest came purely out of curiosity as the man introduced himself as the Duke of Death Valley, Mark Calaway. It sounded scary. But Shawn was intrigued.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Next to peak his interest was an older gentleman, much too old for Shawn. The man introduced himself as King Richard Flair of Arcadia. “But you can call me, Ric, dear Prince.” The man was handsome. But Shawn was more interested in draining his wallet during the courtship than tying the knot.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ But it was the final man that interested him the most. Chatter in the banquet hall quieted down when the last suitor stepped forward, snide remarks coming from the royals as it became apparent that the man before them was of no noble standing. He introduced himself as Bret Hart, a crop farmer from a nearby village, Beauville, which seemed to only cause more murmurs to spread amongst the room:

“My word, a commoner really came,” said a hushed whisper. “How pathetic.” “Poor boy actually thinks he has a chance”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Shawn heard a few of the comments, not the least bit amused. Unlike his wealthy comrades, he didn’t care much about status. He treated every common person with respect, oftentimes enjoying their company more than the pompous bastards he was forced to deal with. “Enough”, he said, the room quieting as he stood from his throne. He thanked everyone for coming, announcing that there were just three men he wanted to move forward with.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He walked throughout the room, a few men getting their hopes up when Shawn stopped in front of them just for them to deflate as he moved on to the next. He stopped in front of Duke Mark, announcing him as the first suitor, which received a few applause. He then moved on to King Ric which received a louder round of applause. His last decision came after much deliberation, the prince walking around the room and circling back before stopping in front of Bret – the commoner.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret had been staring at the ground wondering why he thought he stood a chance when Shawn stopped in front of him. His heart nearly leapt from his chest when he looked up to see the beautiful man standing so close to him. Shawn gave him a gentle smile, one no other man in the room was given the luxury of seeing, as he announced Bret as his final pick. Confusion filled the room, barely any claps following the announcement, and the few that did were done so out of politeness.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ The king and queen held their best poker as their royal peers look at them wondering what had gotten into their son. A mysterious duke. An old, widowed king. And a village commoner? The only comfort was knowing that two out of three suitors were royals. The Duke came from a wealthy family and owned lots of land. King Ric was known to live a lavish lifestyle. Both men surely offered more to his son than the commoner ever could.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ An official declared, “The Prince’s selections have ceased. For the men who have not been called, your carriage awaits. Thank you for your consideration.” After the room clears out, King Vince says to the men that “You’ve each been afforded the privilege to court my son, Prince Shawn. Let it be known that the prince holds the right to cease the courtship at any moment.” The king really wanted to avoid that. “You shall look forward to receiving correspondence from the royal court on your courtship duties. Have a good evening, gentlemen.” The men bowed, Bret a step behind, before being escorted out of the room.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ After the men left, Shawn got into a heated argument with his parents, the few guards in the room awkwardly standing by in the crossfire as the King and Queen berated their son for his poor choices. They thought Shawn bypassed men who were better-suited, and Shawn was offended that they questioned his taste in men. "If you're going to marry me off, I should at least get a say in who I choose!" But shit hit the fan when the King brought up Shawn's ex-fiancé, Marty Jannetty: "We wouldn't even be in this mess if you'd have committed to Lord Jannetty!"

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥To be fair, Shawn hadn't told his parents the extent of everything that led to him calling off the engagement. But he was offended by his parents’ audacity. Shawn stormed off, his past with Marty too painful for him to comment on.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ He sat at his bedroom window wishing he lived a simple life. Wishing he’d been born into a family that worked hard for their money rather than generating wealth by charging outrageous taxes to its residents. He longed for a life where he didn’t have an entire nation scrutinizing his every move, where he didn’t have such high expectations to live up to. As he reflected on his life, his attention was drawn to someone walking down the long windy road leading away from the palace. It was the commoner, Bret. Why is he walking, he thought.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Shawn quickly headed down, bypassing the confused guards as he made his way out the door. Sebastian, the most senior guard for the royal family, trailed behind him saying, “Prince Shawn, we can’t let you wander out alone. You’re not allowed to interact with your suitors before courtship-” Shawn waved him off saying he’ll be fine as he continued his stride towards Bret. Bret heard a faint “Hey, wait up,” turning to see the prince jogging towards him a bit out of breath with a beam of sweat trailing down the side of his head. Bret quickly came to a stop, guilty that he had the prince chasing after him in such extreme heat.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Prince.” Bret quickly remembered his formalities and moved to bow, but was stopped by Shawn asking in concern, “Are you walking home?” Bret blanks, not wanting to admit that he didn’t have a ride. But he also thought it wasn’t wise to start off his courtship lying, so he nodded. Shawn probed, “Why?” Bret stalled before saying, “My carriage’s being used for crops today. So I lucked out on a ride.” Bret felt a little pathetic. The feeling worsened when he watched the other suitors leave in fancy, decked out carriages just moments before.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret was expecting a judgmental look, but Shawn only nodded in understanding. He gave a gentle smile before saying, “Well, we have plenty. I can’t believe no one saw to it that you got home safely.” The blond was honestly ticked off. He didn’t know if his staff did it on purpose or not, but there should be no reason Bret was even allowed to walk out of the palace's gates in the first place, and Shawn intended on letting everyone know about it.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret instantly turned down the offer, not wanting to worry the prince saying, “It’s ok. I walked on the way up.” That certainly did not calm the prince’s worries. “Like that’s any better,” said Shawn, glancing back at the guards who were shamelessly watching from afar.

“Come on. Let’s get you home.” “Oh, no it’s really ok-” “No, I insist. I’m not sure how far you live from here, and it’s still pretty hot out. I can’t have my potential husband having a heatstroke, can I?” Husband. The word alone made Bret's heart skip a beat. “Come on,” Shawn said again as he waved Bret forward. “Don’t make me beg.” Bret smiled softly saying "Ok, if you say so."

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ They walked a slow pace back to the palace, purposely done so by Shawn so he could lengthen his conversation with the commoner. He knew he was breaking the rules of his courtship, but he was pissed, though he did a good job at hiding it. Fuck them and the rules they created, he thought. “What was it that you said you did again,” he asked.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret was also aware of the rules, knowing that he shouldn’t be having a full-blown conversation with the prince until their courtship officially began. However, the prince was leading the conversation. And as a mere commoner, it was considered rude to ignore royalty. So he answered.

“My family and I grow and sell crops for the village. Anything from grains, to vegetables, to fruit. We grow it all. I'm also tasked with delivering crops to the palace.” “Wait,” Shawn halted, exclaiming in excitement, “your family grows those delicious strawberries in the summer?!” Bret's smile widened, finding the prince's excitement cute. He nodded, “Yes. My mother and sisters mainly tend to the fruit, but I help out where I can.” “Aww, that’s nice.” Shawn noticed them getting closer to the palace, so he walked slower before asking, “Are you close with your family?” Bret took a moment to think on it, wanting to be as honest as possible without saying too much. “For the most part. There’s a lot of us, so I guess it’s safe to say I’m closer to some more than others. What about you?” Shawn slowed to a stop, twisting his lips in contemplation, prompting Bret to quickly utter, “Forgive me for asking-” “It’s ok. It’s…complicated.”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ They reached the palace to see the king and queen standing at the steps with disapproving looks. Bret watched as Shawn left his side to head up the steps, engaging in a hushed conversation with the king and queen. Although he couldn’t hear the conversation, it didn’t take much to know they were talking about him. Shawn motioned his way before pointing to the staff around them. “Should’ve offered him a fucking carriage” and “absolutely unacceptable” were the only legible sentences Bret heard slip through before the blond was hushed by the queen.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ With the conversation seemingly over, Shawn stormed into the palace, pissed that he wasn’t allowed to say goodbye to Bret. The king and queen kept their faces neutral, still trying to save face as they headed back into the palace. A royal official then headed over to Bret saying “On behalf of the royal family, we’d like to extend our sincerest apologies, Mr. Hart. A horse and carriage is being arranged to ensure you arrive home safely.”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Bret thanked the man just before he heard horses galloping his way with a carriage in tow. As he’s taken away, Bret looked out the carriage’s window to get one last look at the palace. He saw Shawn standing on a third-floor balcony, the blond looking gloomy until his eyes met Bret’s. A warm smile spread onto his lips as he gave a wave. Bret smiled as well, heart fluttering as he waved back until the prince was out of sight. Shawn sighed wistfully as his mind lingered on Bret, the crop farmer with the delicious strawberries.

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Conscientiousness = 42.2%

Extraversion = 18.55%

Agreeableness = 79.16%

Neuroticism = 85.26%

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୨ৎ Likes! ♡ ᝰ.ᐟ

୨୧┇Colours: Pink and Purple!

୨୧┇Hobbies/Like to do: Listen to music, write, watch youtube, read, play videogames/games and make ocs!

୨୧┇Some Cartoons: Total Drama, Rottmnt, Tmnt, Avatar the last airbender, Carmen Sandiego and X men evolution!

୨୧┇Some games: Guilty Gear, Afk Journey, Afk arena, Criminal Case, Cube Escape and Buckshot Roulette

୨୧┇Some artists and Bands: 6arelyhuman, Odetari, Asteria, Melanie Martinez, Scary Bitchers, Tally Hall, Fish in a birdcage, Will Wood, Marina and Kamaitachi

୨୧┇Subjects: Art, History, Astronomy, Entomology and Meteorology

୨ৎ Extras ᝰ.ᐟ

୨୧┇Writer

୨୧┇Reality Shifter

୨୧┇Free Palestine 🇵🇸

୨୧┇Cartoons lover

୨୧┇You also can find me in A03! Theangelcatalogue ( i have to edit my profile lol)

୨୧┇Astrophile (Means a person who loves Astronomy and stars! And finds Joy and constantly gazes at the stars)

୨୧┇Bad english and Bad grammar

" I think we'll get along perfectly! "

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[7hyein]

Music? music is life ⭐️

Tell me your artists ( not Kpop ) that you like the most! Remember, they can be artists of any genre but not Kpop. ♡

beabadoobee, laufey, mitski, cigarettes after sex, tyler the creator, asteria, britney manson 🙊💗 i love all of these artists! i recommend listening to them sweetie 💓

[asteria-argo]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

Tagged by @sighonaraa ♡

Are you named after anyone? - my middle name comes from a comic book character, but my first name is all me babey, I've never actually seen anyone else with it before but seeing as its Asteria, that doesn't surprise me. I've seen similar versions of it around though.

When was the last time you cried? - I have no idea, probably a few weeks ago? I was fighting with my family and I am an Angry Crier

Do you have kids? - No and I don't want any for a long time, but I've got baby names picked out because I have no chill

Do you use sarcasm a lot?- yes very much so

What's the first you notice about people? - how they dress! I make a point of finding something I like about people's outfits so I can compliment them.

What's your eye colour?- blue or grey, they change depending on the light and what I'm wearing

Scary movies or happy endings? - happy endings. I'm a little baby person and I consume media to make myself feel better, so I usually steer away from movies I know won't have a nice ending. I do love the fear street trilogy tho. big fan of horror comedy.

Any special talents? - idk if this counts but I'm a trained optical technician? I can operate the machines used to take scans of peoples eyes for the optometrist.

Where were you born? - I genuinely don't know, I've never seen my birth certificate and it's never occurred to me to ask.

What are your hobbies? - I like to write, i'm a big fan of art, overthinking fictional characters, and also walking. I'm always a slut for a scenic walk

Have you got any pets? - unfortunately yes. I have two family cats, I'm not a big animal person so for the most part I leave them be, but they're alright. fluffy and annoying, but alright.

What sports do you play/have you played? - soccer, hockey, tennis, competitive dancing, gymnastics and I was a medal holder in a swim compotetion once and only once

How tall are you? - 5' 3" babey

Favourite subject in school? - English and history. I took 3 separate English classes in my senior studies and graduated with distinctions in all of them.

Dream job? - I am currently studying to be a librarian so probably that? I don't think I have a real dream job, I just want to have a job I enjoy enough to keep doing it.

[aphroditeadorer]

🪻⭐️About me!⭐️🪻

♡ you can call me Ligeia or Taz!

♡ I'm an omnist however I predominantly practice Hellenism

♡ I'm a witch of aboutt 4-5 years?

♡ I love all forms of art! I usually make traditional art though, oh and I like punk music

♡ I love marine life and the ocean

Currently worshipping

♡ Lady Aphrodite

♡ Lady Asteria

♡ Lady Hygeia

May worship in the future

♡ Lady Hekate

♡ Lord Apollon

[asterias-record-shop]

MORE DAVE LIZEWSKI SMUT PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU 😩

┎┈┈┈┈┈┈┈𓆩♡𓆪┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┒

— i just got railed in the copy room

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Okay but Dave with a Mean Nympho reader. A cheerleader known for sleeping around and he unknowingly goes to one of your spots to get a jacket he forgot while running an errand for a teacher?

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who goes to the copy room to meet up with one of her hookups who don’t show, so you decide to get off on your own by humping a jacket left on one of the cushioned chairs. You couldn’t help it, it smelled so fucking good and felt like heaven when you rubbed it along your clothed pussy.

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who is so lost in pleasure that you don’t even realize Dave walking in to get said jacket that you’re humping against, soaking it in arousal as you desperately try to chase your high. The texture of the grey sweater over the hard side of the cushion wasn’t enough, your skirt being pulled up as you fondled your clit roughly, whining.

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave not knowing what the hell to do. You were humping his jacket, you were making a mess on his jacket. Did you know that it was his jacket?

— Mean! Nympho! Reader yelling at him for being a perv and staring at you even though you’re the one fucking yourself in a public place. In a school for fucks sake.

“I-I’m not being a perv! You’re just… you’re on my j-jacket.”

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who looks down and sees the name ‘Dave’ scrawled on the tag you were using to rub against your folds to get that perfect zing up your back.

“You’re Dave?”

“Y-Yeah, yeah, I-I’m Dave.”

“You got a big dick, Dave?”

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who gets Dave to sit back in the chair, slowly pulling out his cock and stroking it before pushing it inside of your pussy, groaning as you muffled his moans with your lips.

"Please baby... please, be quieter, you don't want us to get caught, do you?"

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave losing his virginity in a damn copy room to the hottest girl ever. He couldn't stop moaning, though, even with your mouth on his, you tasted so fucking good.

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who pulled away from his lips to bounce on his cock, the best cock you had ever felt, longer and thicker than the other one's that you've ever had.

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who pressed his face into your neck to try and hold back his explicitly loud moans, peeking up to watch you take out a golden handheld mirror and a tube of lipgloss, parting your lips and trying to control your mouth to stay still as you put on another coat of lipgloss.

"You're so lucky you're dick's good or I wouldn't have let you kiss me. Messing up a hundred dollar layer of gloss, fucking asshole."

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who apologizes frantically, gasping as you leaned down to cup his balls before pressing a firm kiss to his lips. He's confused at first, crazy confused before you pulled away, letting your tongue stroke over his before you pulled away again, laughing.

“I like it when you’re lips are covered in my lipgloss, David.”

“I-It’s just Dave. P-People just call me Dave.”

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who watched you pout, your hips stopping just when he was about to cum for the first time inside of an actual girl, your nails digging into his shoulders making him wince.

“You fit me along with other people, David? Really?”

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who scrambled out an apology, shaking his head as he held your hips, trying to get you to move again.

“N-No, no of course not! Of course not, Y/N, you’re a goddess, please please don’t stop.”

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who laughs and squeezed his balls, watching his face pinch up in a mix of pleasure and pain, groaning as you sink down on his full length, groaning as his cock pushed into that perfect spot inside of you and you clenched around his cock, a loud groan falling from his mouth as you whimpered softly, quickly covering it up with a quick exhale.

"Where's your phone?"

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who lifted his hips easily making you yelp, taking his phone out of his back pocket and handed it to you unlocked, watching as you giggled and showed him the comic book lockscreen.

"Cute."

— Mean! Nympho! Reader who watched him swallow loudly, putting your name to your number and pushing it into his chest as you lifted off of his cock and kissed his lips softly.

"This should happen more often, David. I like your dick, and you. Text me, you're my main dick now. I expect to be fucked daily, and when I say daily, I mean daily. If you got any other bitches, get rid of them, before I fuck you in front of them. Got it?"

— Oblivious! Virgin! Dave who immediately nods and stared up at you, smiling.

"Whatever you say, my goddess."

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[enhalpy]

heyy fae !! idk if i have ever talked to u b4 but hru ??

hi asteria!! i srsly love your alias sm 🥰 it’s so pretty <33 omg i don’t think we’ve actually talked much before 😓 but i hope we can interact more in the future!! i’m doing pretty well though, ty for asking 🫶 i got to sleep in today (or it was more like i woke up early but then took a long nap lol) which was really nice,, i don’t have any plans really for the rest of the day so i’m kind of bored 🥹 wbu? i hope you’re doing well <33

[thewitchfarhan]

The Kaênaasthan Pantheon Series

Part 4: The CharaDevi

[Link to Part 1] [Link to Part 2] [Link to Part 3]

Vada (Greetings)! Welcome to my Kaênaasthan Pantheon Series. In this series I will be outlining the Devis (Gods) in the Kaênaasthan Pantheon; their domains, affiliations, and what is sacred to them.

Today we will be continuing the series with the 6 CharaDevi - The Fourth and Final Generation of Devis.

Aphroditê - Kamakshi

Domain and Title: Devi of Love & Beauty Body Part: Groin Element: Water Planet: Venus Sacred Colors: Red, Pink, White Sacred Flowers: Roses, Myrtle Sacred Animals: Geese, Horses Food: Strawberries, Passion Fruit Syncretisms: Aphroditê, Kamakshi, Persephone Symbol: ♡

Aphroditê-Kamakshi is a canonic transgender Devi/Goddess in Kaênaastha. She came to be following the birth of Asteria-Chandra; when Asteria-Chandra was born, the rays of the moon shown on Earth brighter than ever before. These beams roamed the highs and lows of the Earth - and one beam in particular shone over the ocean, and settled on the severed phallus of Ouranos. From this Aphroditê-Kamakshi was born.

Aphroditê-Kamakshi has no consorts and no children.

Hekatê-Kali

Domain and Title: Devi of Magic, Wealth, and Death Body Part: Mind Element: Fire Planet: Pluto Sacred Colors: Black, Gold Sacred Flowers: Helleborus Nigers Sacred Animals: Owls, Snakes Food: Garlic, Onions, and Vegetarian Meals Syncretisms: Hekatê, Kali, Pluto Symbol: ꄗ

Daughter of Asteria-Chandra and Persês-Rudra, and twin to Dionysus-Shiva, Hekatê-Kali is regarded as an exceptionally powerful aromantic Devi. As Magic is a central part of Kaênaasthan tradition - Hekatê-Kali is among the most revered and highly celebrated of all the Devis.

She has no consorts and no children.

Dionysus-Shiva

Domain and Title: Devi of Intoxication, Rebirth, and Liminality Body Part: Stomach Element: Fire Planet: Uranus Sacred Colors: Purple, Gold Sacred Flowers: Bindweed, Datura Sacred Animals: Leopards, Donkeys Food: Grapes, Desserts, Bhang Syncretisms: Dionysus, Pan, Shiva Symbol: ☰

Child of Asteria-Chandra and Persês-Rudra, and twin to Hekatê-Kali, Dionysus-Shiva is a gender-fluid pansexual Devi. He primarily exists in his AMAB non-binary form of Dionysus-Shiva, but on occasion takes on a female form as Dionysus-Shakti.

He is the Devi that rules over alcohol, cannabis, and hallucinogens - and intoxication as an act of devotion is very common among his devotees.

He has no official consorts and no children.

Apollôn-Krishna

Domain and Title: Devi of Sun, Music, & Art Body Part: Voice Element: Air Planet: Sun Sacred Colors: Yellow, Gold, White Sacred Flowers: Sunflowers, Hyacinths Sacred Animals: Crows, Mice Food: Honey, Panchamrit Syncretisms: Apollôn, Helios, Krishna Symbol: ☉

Son of Jupiter-Brihaspati and Lêta-Parvati, and twin to Hermes-Vishnu, Apollôn-Krishna is considered central to Kaênaasthan spirituality and practice. The arts are highly valued and seen as a key form of worship and reverence in Kaênaastha - and Apollôn-Krishna is central to these areas.

Apollôn-Krishna has one human consort, Hyacinth, and together they have one child - Aristaeus. Aristaeus is the Imīsy (Kaênaasthan Demi-God) of Bees.

Hermes - Vishnu

Domain and Title: Devi of Communication, Travel, and Thievery Body Part: Left Hand Element: Air Planet: Mercury Sacred Colors: Yellow, Green Sacred Flowers: Crocus Sacred Animals: Turtles, Pigeons Food: Vegetables Syncretisms: Buddha, Budha, Hermes, Vishu Symbol: ✉

Child of Jupiter-Brihaspati and Lêta-Parvati, and twin to Apollôn-Krishna, Hermes-Vishnu is a non-binary Devi acts as the messenger for both inter-Devi communication as well as human to Devi communication. They also acts as the patron for anti-capitalistic domains.

Hermes-Vishnu has one human consort, a transgender woman named Ilā. They have no children.

Shailputri

Domain and Title: Devi of the Mountains Body Part: Hair Element: Earth Planet: The Moon Sacred Colors: White, Tan Sacred Flowers: White Hibiscus Sacred Animals: Deer, Songbirds Food: Milk, Ghee Syncretisms: Artemis, Hestia, Satī, Shailputri Symbol: ᨒ

Daughter of Jupiter-Brihaspati and Lêta-Parvati, and younger sister to Apollôn-Krishna and Hermes-Vishnu, Shailputri is the youngest and last of the canonical Kaênaasthan Devis.

The only virgin Devi within Kaênaastha, she has no consort and no children.

Want to learn more about Kaênaastha? Check out the hashtag or reach out via the askbox - anonymous asks welcome!

As It Was - As It Is - As It Shall Be

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[percentstardust]

♡ “i think i deserve a kiss.” @ asteria (just as bold as his father xd)

love day prompts | accepting | @heroicanakin

"Hmm, let me think about that for a moment. I'll let you know if I think you deserve one. I am the one that will be giving it, after all. I should be allowed to give input on this, you know."

She teases, a soft smile appearing on her face as she looks up at him from where she is sitting. Anakin is a nice guy, he's cute too, which helps his case. He's helped her, he hasn't held her at arm's length like some of the other Resistance members. She understands why they do, after all. She used to work for Snoke. She used to be one of his knights. Of course, Asteria didn't have a choice in anything to do with her part in any of that. She was kidnapped and tortured. Raised as a test apprentice for Snoke until Kylo came into the picture. It did not take much for the former Knight to make a choice to leave. General Organa seemed very understanding and she called her brave for doing so. Anakin has been as understanding as his mother, probably even more so since Asteria can tell that he likes her.

"Okay, one kiss. That's all you get for now."

[almaadst]

I can't count how many commissions I did for lovely @chabanamochi! Thank you for your support sweetie! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) I learn so much from all this artwork! And I am super happy with the result of this one! The perspective, water, and shadows were so fun to work on! I hope all of you enjoying summer as Effie and Eir do! 💖 Other: Commission info Dabi and Kana Asteria and Dante

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[sleepy-verse]

Name: Chao Xin Long

Age: 17

Gender: Transmale

Sexuality: Demisexual

Birthday: February 21st (Pisces)

Race/Ethnicity: 25% American, 25% Chinese, and 50% Korean

Species: Human/Dragon Hybrid

Alignment: Good, Ally/Affilante to Asteria and a member of the Ninja Clan. Used to be a magical protector on American Side of Old Earth.

Appearance: He have a peach tone skin with blush, black hair, and black eyes. He wore a dark red sweater with yellow embroidered vibes on his two sleeves, a black gym short and dark blue tights, and Black-and-white running shoes. He have an apron with the word, Noodle with a ♡. He have trouble with transforming in his dragon form due to the effect of the phenomenon in the aftermath of the destruction of Old Earth's demise, so people would freak out in seeing his yellow dragon tail.

Powers/Abilities/Skills:

- Great dodging skills

- Dragon Physiology

- Beginner level in Marital Arts and ninjastu

- The ability to make people's smile through his cooking.

Weaknesses:

- He is always hungry due to having huge craving for noodles.

- Not good at fightning

- He is a level headed person or is it calm, but all I know is that he does not experienced anger, so he would be having trouble controlling his anger, especially when his father did not come see him and leaving him and Chi Chi to take care of his siblings. He be more piss if someone called him a pussy.

- Very clumsy and can be seen tripping over his tail.

- Distracted by his thoughts.

Weapon(s): Claws and fire breaths

Relatives:

Jake Long (Father)

Pucca (Biological Mom; Decreased)

Rose (Stepmother; Decreased)

Juniper Lee (Stepmother)

Chi Chi (Oldest Half sister from her mother's side)

Jotaro and Briar (Half siblings from his father's side)

Haley Long (Aunt)

Luong Lao Shi (Great Grandfather)

Susan and Johnathan Long (Paternal Grandparents)

Pucca's 3 Uncles (Great Uncles)

Alyce Lee (Older Step Sister)

Background:

Jake met Pucca after Pucca moved to New York where she opened up a noodle shop. Pucca always gave Jake noodles and listened to his conversation on how his girlfriend became his ex because she is focus on her job in stopping dragon slayers. Pucca was an adult who did not know she was pregnant with her fiance, Garu's child. He just left the village while saying good bye to her and villagers, going fishing. He just hop on a boat in a lake and rowed away. Some people searched for him for months after Pucca left NYC. When news spread about his disappearance, she and Jake (believing a mythical creature kidnap him) go to China to search for him. The search came to a halt when Jake found a cloth of Garu's ninja cloth and a ring that Pucca gave to him. 8 months later, Pucca gave birth to Chi Chi and became a single parent for 2 years, struggling to manage her business and a child. That is until Jake came to help out. Many babysitting later, Pucca saw how close Jake is with her daughter and how kind and responsible he is. He often tell Pucca to relax and became a waiter without being pay. When 2 years old, Chi Chil called Jake "daddy". Everyone are surprised in seeing that Jake's friendship with this single mother grows into romance and weds her, and have a child named Chao Xin.

Chao Xin loved his parents and sister, but closely to his mom so much and would be a joy in their life, and learnt cooking from his mom at 8. How ever his childhood ended when his mom fell ill and passed away when he was 9. No one know why it happen, she was healthy. Most say it is due to overworking herself, but Jake denied it, saying she always know when to take a break.

Jake then married Rose who have a child named Briar, but fell in the same illness like Pucca, and then Jake married to Juniper Lee, which made Chao a stepbrother to Alyce and a half brother to Jotaro.

Chao Xin became a dragon by the age of 8 in a half, and was given a alot lessons by both his father, step mom, and great grandfather in hoping to take his father's place as the magical protector. Chao would be sadden that he will not cooks. But at least having his father take a break from protecting the magical community after the 2 loves of his life were gone.

But all that came upside down when his family is sent to Titanus, one of the artificial planets and all the magic and the surviving creatures in Old Earth came to one planet. With the help of other survivors, he and Alyce no longer need to be the only protector in magic.

Personality:

- A gentle and caring soul who thinks of the positivity in life;

- Willing to help others with no conditions making everyone take advantages of him, often shatter his feelings alot, but believe in second chances. And often blamed himself for believing he made the person he help with take the wrong path.

- Wise in history, math, and magicial creatures thanked to his training with his great grandfather and stepmother Juniper Lee at the age of 15.

- Calm, and leveled head? Idk? His anger is masked in a poker face.

- Rather cooks than trains and spare. It made him relax because cooking is his passion and his father often said he took after his mom.

- History of good lucks.

- He will slowly became hostile and always angry if happens he is tired of keeping his anger controls by holding it in and people threw him away like Naofumi from The Rise of the Shield Hero.

Trivia:

- Design influenced by Mei by Goody-ii-Shoes and Junji by Japandaa.

- He perform many experiments on noodles for perfection in hope of tasting the same noodles his mom always made. His mouth always water when remembering his mom's homecooked noodles and try to thinks of the taste. His sister, Chi Chi, the one who helped him develop his cooking skills is doing it as well.

- Personality is influence by Arthur, a Brit x Brick kid created by Lunathebadwolf and Goody-ii-shoes' Mei.

- His dragon form is heavily influenced by Tiny from Dinosaur Train.

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