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Kinktober day 22
Obito Uchiha + Oral fixation
Still haven’t ever finished Naruto, but I am obsessed with Obito anyways. I devoured an entire bag of potato chips as I wrote this. Not the longest, but I enjoyed it anyways.
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You should have known that Obito had a thing for having his mouth filled, or at least having something to curl his tongue around. With the way he always twirled dango sticks around his tongue, or would suckle his own fingers when you two were alone and he was deep in thought.
He wasn’t the type to admit that he had any weaknesses, even if that weakness was the fact that he liked for his mouth to be kept busy. You didn’t even mind when he started sucking and licking at your fingers instead of his own, since it only caused problems when you actually needed your hand for anything. Obito didn’t whine, but he always looked sad when you took your fingers from him, so you got good at doing tasks with one hand.
In the beginning you had thought it was just hands, not even your hands specifically since you had caught him deepthroating his own fingers a couple of times when you had walked in on him pleasuring himself. Of course, that thought was quickly smacked out of you, or should you say sucked out of you?
When you two first got intimate, Obito seemed to hold himself back from doing something he really wanted. It took some coaxing on your part, telling him you wouldn’t be grossed out by anything he did, for Obito to finally do it.
You had thought it would be a lot worse when he ducked down and just attached his mouth to your pecs. It felt strange, in a way, since one half of his lips was natural skin, and the other had some scar tissue, but it wasn’t gross or anything.
Obito didn’t even seem to need you to do anything else as he just licked and sucked, not even seeming to care that it was your nipple when he just got to have his mouth on you. a certain calmness always fell over him when he got to just lay there and suck, lick and mouth at you, his lips rubbing against your skin with little plan in mind.
The first time you brought up cockwarming, Obito had frozen in the middle of what he was doing and just stared at you in complete silence. It made you think you might have said something wrong, that maybe you were the one who weirded him out and not the other way around.
That was until Obito went as far as to use kamui to get you two away from wherever you were, just to drop you into another much safer location, his gloved hands shaking as they shoved your pants down and groped at your cock.
Hed gone down on you many times before, with it being one of his favourite activities and all that, but this time Obito seemed so much hungrier and needy. A grimace flashed across your face from how hard he dropped to his knees, his mouth wrapping around you soft shaft before you could comment on it.
You were used to him immediately bobbing his head, his tongue swirling around and trying to taste every inch of skin. But this time Obito seemed to settle down, exhaling loudly out his nose and relaxing, leaning his weight against your legs and just, enjoying the fullness of his mouth.
Obito had been nice enough to bring you two somewhere you were able to sit down, your lover almost draping himself over your lap as he kept his mouth securely sealed around your base. The Uchiha almost purred when you ran a hand through his hair, his eyes fluttering for a moment before they finally fell shut, Obito seeming to float off somewhere else.
The aborted slow movements of his tongue got you hard, but Obito didn’t seem desperate to get you off. Instead, he just seemed like he wanted to stay there forever, and maybe he did. You knew his life was stressful and there were many plans even you didn’t know about, so you could only imagine it was nice to just be somewhere else, somewhere much more comfortable and softer.
The fact that you could give it to him, even if it was in a different way, made it worth it. It honestly became comfortable after a while, even if your balls ached and you could feel the insistent throbbing all the way up into your stomach. It made him happy and relaxed, and Obito was never the type to leave you hanging when he felt like he owed you.
so, who were you to stop him, even if the drool soaking into the seat was getting uncomfortable. You loved him enough to sit in drool for a while.
#male reader#obito uchiha#naruto#akatsuki x reader#akatsuki x male reader#obito uchiha x male reader#obito uchiha x reader#obito uchiha imagine#obito uchiha headcanon#naruto x male reader#naruto x reader#naruto imagine#naruto headcanon#im tired#im eating the last of my chips as i post this#i wish i had a soda rn#or some sparkling cider mmmm cider#with pear flavour
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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new flavour of my fav vitamin drink just dropped and it’s SOOOOO tasty i’m in heaven rn ……
#T___T sipping slowly#ITS PEAR FLAVOUR#tastes so good#n !!!!!! it has magnesium … for me#ari noises ✩
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high af rn staring at this bc I could buy it I know I could but would thast be right?? no it would not, I shall buy my christmas gifts and have that be that, I have the self control of a monk you see
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Ukraine will always be a superior country for blessing us with Zhyvchyk. 🫶🏻
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Pear is such a common fruit, right up there alongside apple, but I rarely see it used as a flavouring for anything other than cider.
I wonder why that is
#in Scandinavia there was a lot of pear flavoured things#but it's rare in the uk and Ireland even though it's something we have a lot of#strange#pear
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#so i bought cranberry juice with which to poach pears for birthday brunch tomorrow but i'm going to have a lot left over#and i just had the idea to freeze it into ice cubes for a fun pop of flavour for ice water this summer
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i need to Talk to you about my Sandwich
#hello. welcome to tags#today i had a wholemeal wrap#and i filled it with turkey#and mango#and hot sauce#and listen#i know it sounds bizarre#but it was so bloody tasty#OH AND BREAKFAST. PORRIDGE!!!#with set honey and a banana and a pear i love you fruit#i love you food that sustains me and supports me and fuels my playing cricket with small children#porridge is kind of a weird texture but the flavour is soo good#idk if ill ever eat it again. on account of the texture#but it was a win bc it sustained me#im rambling#time to wrap up#thank you for coming to breakfast!! i love you i want us both to eat well <3#partridge family breakfast!!
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okay. just ate a 90g packet of sugar-free gummy bears. looked on the pack and it said the maximum daily intake was only 20g.
now, do I sit in anticipation of a literal shitstorm that may not come, or do I embrace the certainty of the porcelain throne and eat the other three packs
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What color flavor candy do you save for last/like the most
Citrus flavours!!! Esp with gummies the orange lemon and lime ones SLAP. I usually try to save them in equal proportions so that my last three will be the 3 different flavours. Red gets eaten first and purple(eugh) gets given away
Which ones are your fav??
#the exception to this rule is pear flavoured jelly beans THEYRE SO FREAKING GOOD#sharp and tangy and bright yummmmm#petit talks#asks#mutuals <3
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i just remembered i saw the word "bebop" in public last friday and i am so tempted to go back and take a picture cause it was graffiti on a house wall
#alex yells at the void#this show has invaded me#there are PEARS in my fridge y'all#you don't understand i dont even like pears#but i passed them at the store and was like#aziraphale likes pears#AND BOUGHT THEM AS IF HE WAS WAITING FOR ME AT HOME#and because i bought them and then had to eat them#and turns out i do like pears i just dont like artificial pear flavour#this is a very long winded way of saying that i bought more pears
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idk man im having a redbull with my breakfast it feels wrong but so right
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#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly#i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it#anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something#even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them#they like pear guys#because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like#no i am not bullying pears#we do not accept pear slander in the chat#anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce#they will eat it probably
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Egg: scrambled
Steak: medium rare (on the rarer side)
Milk: oat
Alcohol: amaretto on the rocks
Warm drink: english breakfast tea

#I wish my stomach didn't reject alcohol because I actually love the occasional amaretto#got alcohol-free amaretto but it just doesn't have the same flavour profile#so I typically drink alcohol free pear cider if I'm having an “alcoholic” beverage#but I'd rather be having amaretto on the rocks
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save me non-alcoholic rattler save me
#i like to groan “i need a drink!” after a hard day then sip on something non-alcoholic#the 0% rattler is really good btw#i hope healey's expand into other flavours for a whole non-alcoholic range#i know they do lots of flavours of regular cider#here are my non-alcoholic cider recommendations btw:#rattler for a classic cider taste that's not too sweet#my dad says it tastes too artificial so ymmv#old mout cherries and berries#nice sweet treat#old mout pineapple and raspberry#VERY sweet tastes like pineapple boiled sweets but still good#kopparberg strawberry and lime#i normally don't like that flavour of anything but it's very good#very strawberry-forward but it's really good ice cold on a hot day#kopparberg pear#yum pear 🍐👍#i think i've had the forest fruits too but i don't remember what it was like#this has been a psa for british non-drinkers 🙂#vrambles
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