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#without him House wouldnt solve half the cases they get LMAO
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I love when House and Wilson are arguing in the middle of a big case, and the conversation goes like this:
House: You've been hiding something from me. And I've finally figured it out.
Wilson: I'm hiding lots of things from you.
House: I went through your place.. I couldn't believe what I discovered.
Wilson: Damn you weren't supposed to find out about the hole in my basement that I use for dumping bodies.
House: Yeah, well - *he freezes* Hole... hole... that's it! He's got parasitic worms up his ass!
*House rushes away, leaving Wilson sighing and thinking about how he should have hid his Beyoncé tickets better*
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