ha.q.wh.ah.a.h.a.ga ha q d.s. Djz r wjf.w fks.e.gs. .. .. . . . ..c.djenw w rjrnakc smaona wjrj wkd SCREAMING, CRYING, SHITTING, SLIDING DOWN THE WALL, VIOLENTLY THROWING UP, HITTING MY PILLOW, EATING GRASS, HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION BARK๐ถ WOOF๐ BARK๐โ๐ฆบ RUFF๐บ BARK BARK๐คฌ GRRR๐ BARK ๐ WOOF๐ WOOF๐คฌ RUFF ๐ฉ RUFF๐ฉ GRRRRR๐โ๐ฆบ BARK ๐ค BARK๐บ WOOF๐ก WOOF๐ GRRRR ๐ RUFF๐บ RUFF๐ BARK๐คฌ WOOF ๐ฆฎ RUFF ๐ GRRRR๐ค BARK๐โ๐ฆบ BARK๐ฉ BARK BARK๐ฅต WOOF WOOF๐๐ฃ BARK BARK๐ถ WOOF๐บ WOOF๐ฉ GRRRRRRRRR๐ SNARL ARF ๐ARF GOOD MORNING THE LOML ๐ฅฐ๐ MY HONEYBUNCH ๐คฉ SUGARPLUM ๐ฅฐ๐๐ PUMPY-UMPY-UMPKIN ๐ ๐งก YOU'RE MY SWEETIEPIE ๐ฅง๐ YOU'RE MY CUPCAKE ๐ง๐๐ GUMDROP SNOOGUMS-BOOGUMS ๐ฅต๐๐๐ You're The Apple Of My Eye ๐๐ AND I LOVE YOU SO AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW ๐๐ณ๐๐ THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT HERE
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My dealer: I've got some straight gas ๐ฅ๐ this strain is called โpuppyificationโ ๐ณ youโll be sniffing out of your snooter ๐ฏ
Me: yeah whatever. I donโt feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I ๐ถ bark bark ๐พ bark ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐ฆด๐พ woof ๐พ๐ถ๐ฆด๐ถ๐ arf arf ๐ถ grrrbark bark bark ๐พ๐ถ๐ถ๐ฆด๐ถ WOOF WOOF huff. ๐ถ
My buddy phineas wagging his tail: the veterinarian is lying to us
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oh my GOOOOOOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I WOKE UP AND INSTANTLY OPENED TUMBLR OH MY GOD I WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG IM WAVING YOU AROJD AND BITJNG YOU AND SHAKING MY HEAD SHAKING YOU LIEK A DOG TOY OH MY GOD OMGOMGOMGOMG YESDDDDDS YESSSSNI LOVE IT I LOCD I LOVEE I LOVEEE I L8VE 2BDAMNEDโคโคโคโคโคโค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ I LOVE DOC SHIRT๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโคโคโคโคโค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ YESSSSDD YEDDDSSSDDD JUMPING AROUND HOPPING AROUND THE ROOM RAAAHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHY RAHH IM SHAKING IM DOINTG HAND MOTIONS I AM DROOLING EYES POPPED OUT TOBGUE ROLLING OUT AAWWWWWOOOOOOOOGA HELLOOOOO DOC TIPS HAT ADJUSTS TIE STOMPS FOOT AWOOOO ABRK BARK BARK BSTK WOOF WOOF EOOF EOOF ARF ARF SRF SRF GRRR AHRHHRHRGRH ARHHR RAHHHH RAHH๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ YESSS I LOEV TI I LOVE IT I LOVE IT๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโคโคโคโคโคโค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฅ๐ฅI LOEV I LOVE IT I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT I LLLOOV3๐ฅ๐ฅ THE WRITING IS SO GOOD MY CLOTHES FIDDAPEARED THEY FAFED AWSY THEY FLEW AWAY OMG YESDSDDDD YESSS YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAITING YES IM ROLING AROUND THE BED IM JUNPIGN IM TWIRLING KY HAIR AND KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING HOLDING THE PHONE TO MY EAR WOOOOOOO FUCK YEAHHHHYYYY IM ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BLOND GIRL TALKING TO HER BEST FRIDND RIGHT NOW FUCK YEAGHHHHHH I HEART DOC!! Iโค DOC!!! SHWOS OFF NY I โค DOC SHIRT YESSSSSSS WOOOOO SUFDENLY HAS THOSE POITNED FINGERS FOR CHEERING EITH I โค DOC AND SALTY'S WRITING YESSSS SLAYY I LOEV YOU I LOVE YOU IM CLAPPUNG MY HANDS, THROWING THE POPVORN OFF MY LAP SCREAMING WOOOOO FUCK YEAHHHYH AAAAGGGGHHRHRGGHGGG AARRRR RAAAAHHHHHH FUCI YEAHHH EAT THIS TRACK BITCH!!!! WOOOOOOOO0 HEEELLL YEAH I LOVE YOU AND DOC AND YOUR WRITING I AM LICKING THAT WRITING LIKE A LOLLIPOP I AM EATONG TI UP QND LEAVING ABSOLUTELY NO CRUMBS FUCK YYEEAAAAโคโคโคโค๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฃโฃโคโคโคโค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
-With love, Chatty anon
FDJSLSF OMFG HI CHATTY!! ๐ณ Haha, I was honestly hoping to hear some of your thoughts after posting the one-shot, but I never could've expected this much of a response. I'm just speechless, wow. (โโข ึ โขโ)โคโคโคโค
I don't even know what to say. You have no idea how happy I am that you love my writing so much, and how glad I am that the time spent waiting for this was worth it to you. I'm just absolutely elated (somehow an understatement), this is honestly one of the best pieces of feedback I've ever received lmao. Thank you for this, it made my day! ๐๐๐โฅ๏ธ๐โฃ๏ธ๐
(And P.S.: I love you too (and so does Doc ofc lol) <3)
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