#worm ratio

[state-of-beeing]

i think he would still love him if he was a worm thank you @b1adie for your gargantuan brain

[adamant-hearts]

Can confirm the power of celebrity endorsement is real 😳😳 I somehow managed to sell this fictional cologne to myself while drawing them

[b1adie]

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

see the updated theory HERE

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

[havanillas]

Have you heard of worm theory. In short, it says that Ratio is a worm

behold, ratio becomes worm

[justice4spacedogs]

i did not spend an hour making worm theory Dr Ratio just so i could make one post ab it

[accurate-hsr-chats]

hold on i have to google something

okay yeah this is funny

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Aventurine: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Dr Ratio: Actually, worm brains don't always produce hormones to induce love, so the real question would be would I love you if I were a worm?

Aventurine: For once in your life, can you just answer the fucking question-

[enden-k]

so my number 1 fave might be a worm for shit and giggles (dr ratio) and my number 2 fave never existed in the first place (gallagher), i cant believe my number 3 fave is the actual normal one considering we were introduced to him having a private moment with a houseplant (argenti) i cannot

[cerealiii]

Screwtio brain rot in which Screwllum creates a simulated universe to house the memories of his life with one Veritas Ratio. For inorganic creatures the definition of "life" is perhaps one of their most defining struggles as some would question if they are in fact even alive, but what of Death? Does death mean the same thing to the inorganic as it does to short lived organic life?

I haven't seen much exploration of the inevitability of Ratio's passing. I don't think either would be foolish enough to walk the path of abundance. I think Veritas would be very pragmatic about his death, in fact I think he'd be the one to gift himself and his memories to Screwllum for...science (and maybe a bit out of love).

Side brain rot: simulated Ratio escapes from SU as a new “life”, a ghost in the shell that jumps between programs and networks and appears before Screwllum when he least expects it -- on an errant screen, a voice in the radio, a whisper in his ear... It's simply Aha fucking with Nous, to take one of their path striders, one devout but ignored by their aeon and setting them free along another path. Simulated Ratio knows exactly what he and how he was created...

--- Cerealiii

(back dated to match twitter) 240216

[jailgarden]

Totally Legit Recap of 2.3 Trailer

Screwllum, Dr. Ratio and Jade plan to turn Firefly into Butterfly, using the power of Jade’s jade.

It would be very costly to use a cornerstone for such a reason, but Jade has pygolampidaphobia (the fear of fireflies) and needs for this to be done.

Sparkle, an avid firefly fan, catches whiff of this scheme and warns the trailblazer.

“We need a bomb to prevent your little firefly from becoming a butterfly, the universe’s very existence depends on it”.

After expressing brief annoyance of being distracted from Robin’s “Yo, Where did my Bro go” concert, the trailblazer agrees to help.

While Sparkle and the trailblazer make a million Sparkle plushies. Firefly was watching and listening in the whole time. Her eyes widened in shock, a butterfly? She could not let this happen, lest her eyes begin to waterfall.😔

As much as she appreciated her friends’ help, Firefly knew that the only way to truly prevent Butterfly from becoming a reality was to fulfill the script, her third, and final death.

Firefly watched as Sparkle held up one of the plushies. The altruistic Sparkle put something inside the doll, and its eyes began to glow.

“That must be the one” Firefly thought.

At that moment, Sparkle gets a call. She looks at the contact and her eyes light up, showing the trailblazer the phone. The two of them exit the room, leaving the Sparkle plush unattended.

Firefly quickly grabs the doll, activates SAM, and takes to the sky one last time, not knowing that she just made a grave mistake.

That was not the bomb…

Just as Firefly begins her ascent, Sparkle and the trailblazer answer the plot-twisting call, a call, from Boothill.

Sparkle speaks first, “Are you in position”?

Boothill says something southern in confirmation

“Haha, great! Now we just wait.”

Boothill waits in southern silence

The trailblazer goes back into the room only to quickly run out. “It’s gone!”

“What!? Who took it?”

The Galactic Baseballer frantically shakes their head. “I don’t know, but that was our prototype of singing Sparkles, how are we supposed to profit off of Robin’s depressive episode now?”

The twin-tail maniac then sighs. “Okay, you know what? Change of plans. Boothill, don’t just get Jade, blow up that entire airship, NOW!”

Boothill southernly ends the call

After ending the call, Boothill smashes through one of the Feldspar airship’s windows. As he falls, he takes carful aim with his gun, a gun that contains the real bomb, the Bullet Bill Bomb!

Firefly continues to fly higher and higher, and out of anxiety (anticipation?) of what’s about to happen, she squeezes the Sparkle plush.

A sounds emanates from the Sparkle wannabe.

Firefly stops and hovers in the air. She turns the doll around and opens the velcro on the back. Inside the doll was, a toy speaker? And it’s playing Robin’s new super depressive song!?

The surprisingly not short girl paled. If this wasn’t the bomb, then-

She quickly looks down, but it’s too late.

The Bullet Bill Bomb had been shot. The Feldspar airship exploded in a beautiful burst. Bystanders watching from Robin’s concert cheered, mistaking it for a firework. The trailblazer rejoiced, believing that her dear friend was saved. Robin wondered where her brother was.

In a last attempt to save everyone aboard, Aventurine used his skill, but due to his cursed luck, he could only shield himself.

Topaz, Jade, and Screwllum? All dead. Boothill? He too, fell to his demise.

Aventurine plummeted to the ground. His landing, though not graceful, was one that didn’t kill him, it never would…

He looked up, dazed and confused, trying to process what had just occurred.

Just then, with worm Aha powers, Ratio suddenly appeared in front of him, concern and anger in his expression.

Aventurine swallowed the lump in his throat, he knew what had happened, but he had to ask, even if it was just to stamp out that last shred of hope that stubbornly lingered.

“Are they… did anyone else survive?”

One glance at Ratio’s somber expression told him more than words ever would. Aventurine let out a pitiful laugh.

“Ha… of course”. He took a breath before questioning, “How, wh-why did this happen?”

Ratio, using Ratio knowledge, explained the entire plot to Aventurine.

Aventurine’s eyes narrowed.

If Firefly had just let her friends take care of things, Jade could have been the only causality. He didn’t care about her, and Screwllum? SCREW HIM!

Topaz was the only one he considered a friend there, and she’s now gone too.

Aventurine was tired of luck taking people away from him, from now on, he’s taking it into his own hands.

As Ratio helps the lovely blond director up to his feet, they watch as Firefly makes her escape, like a shooting star in the night. That was his target.

Firefly then spends the rest of her years on the run, only trying to escape the imaginary duo. It seems that her script was fulfilled. She truly died a horrid death, the death of her dignity, her (some other important thing), and her heart.

[kitty-thinks-stuff]

woah guys who let dr. ratio into omori

[javaghostss]

dr.ratio my beloved worm

[b1adie]

[ironunderstands]

Thoughts on Ratio being a worm theory?

I love it, it’s extremely funny and I would not be mad in the slightest if they went there because of how funny it is, even if it’s very unlikely 😭

[ultimate-blorbo-collector]

Alright, I've got a few ideas with a Genius reader. I've started to work on all of them, but it'll take forever if I don't pick one.

[sodiumfluoride]

Gilded frames and high stakes