#wtf why

[micfool]

My god, the idiot is actually going through with his ill thought out idea of "x the everything app"

For those that don't know, here's a little bit of context:

[youmeansus]

Jigen pulls off the worst dad joke ever

[surveilenceysystem]

Love wins all mv feels like someone carved my heart out, stomped on it and then set it on fire. FUCK.

[mightntbethebest]

yk what I just realized and it was prob super obvious but

So Matthews right. "I don't wanna say what they did to him?"

He's the reason George had an injury on his arm from the car door.

Marie [Or Henry?] cut his arm off..

Also why did Marie have a fucking chainsaw in the Eugene call?? Ma'am??

This concludes Marie scares the hell out of me.

[error-intheraine]

Ngl, just had one of the lowest moments in my life, I realised that I get gender envy from Tommyinnit, send help this is a problem

[defilerwyrm]

WTF THAT'S MY TEA

[desperatecheesecubes]

I’m sorry did Roy steal Emikos costume???

[pocketrabi]

This is how the apology dance came to be

[carhammerexplosionmatt]

NOOOO HE GOT @trans-kitty-again WHYYYY

WHAT THE FUCK

[simulation-machine]

My partner, attempting to entice me to deep clean the basement with him: “C’mon it’s basically Sims but in real life!”

Nah dude when I’m simming my skin doesn’t weirdly absorb all of the bleach fumes, leaving me to smell like a frickin’ YMCA pool for the next day.

Also pretty sure I vacuumed up an ancient and mummified mouse corpse and sims would never do that to me.

(I did end up helping to clean anyways)

(And I do smell like bleach)

[sailor-cerise]

Why is all the food in this house slightly moldy T.T

I'm a guest and my host went out of their way to get food I like but /literally everything/ except the lemon was slightly moldy but like not enough for her to care but I can't eat it because it's all I can taste and I want to throw up when I get a bit of bread that tastes moldy T.T "oh it's fine, it's just in the outside/just in this one part"

That is not how mold works ahhhh

I'm hungry but everything is inedible...

[jaberwocckkee]

I want to redraw my really old portrait of the Vanderboom triplets but imma be real I cannot find my stylus/pen 😭😭😭 absolutely devious bro.

[bardessofcerridwen]

Friend: So I started watching Dead Flags.

Me: ??

Friend: Ummm....Death of Flags??

Me: You mean Our Flag Means Death?

Friend: Right, yeah, It Means Our Flag Death.

Me: Wha-

[tryndei]

i hate to complain to people but honestly all i wish is to stay in bed all the time or maybe hibernate for eternity

[tiny-elf-of-doom]

Therapist: you can’t let your previous emotions dictate you now. You have to let them go.

Me, knowing fully what my favorite shows and books have done to my mental health over the years:

[arc-en-sieste]

Of course, my favourite disney princess