#wulbren bongle

[tackypies]

no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle

[hyakunana]

POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation

[emmy-dekarios-bg3]

“Name a confront character. Not a comfort character, but a CONFRONT character. One you’d like to punch in the face and beat the shit out of every chance you get”

WULBREN FREAKIN BONGLE goodbye.

[arasdain]

[tadfools]

Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle

[sassyandsodone]

Have another meme.

[godofdystopia]

Me before meeting Wulbren: Oh man, Wulbren will be so happy that his husband Barcus is moving heaven and earth for him! Barcus is such a cool guy for going this out of his way to help his totally platonic friend and I cant wait for the reunion where they get marrtied and adopt all the tiefling orphans and live happily ever after!

Me after meeting Wulbren:

[a2zillustration]

Bouta launch this man into the astral plane I do not care for this gnome.

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[ferrosparrow]

BG3 patch 4 is now live! Here are some of my favorite updates.

[kirain]

Fuck Wulbren Bongle

No, because literally everyone approves if you call Wulbren a prick. Even Wyll approves. Wyll, who hates nearly every choice of unnecessary confrontation. He sees eye to eye with Astarion on this decision, too. Divided by pretty much everything, united in their hatred for Wulbren. That selfish little wannabe terrorist has truly brought the fanbase together in ways I don't think any of us expected. People sympathise with Gortash, Orin, Ketheric—hell, I've even seen people sympathise with Cazador when they learn about his backstory—but one thing we all agree on is that Wulbren needs to be flung into a lava pit. Fuck him. Oh, and this bitch.

Nuke them both from orbit.

[momochanners]

Ending the year with a bunch of sincere appreciation to patrons/supporters old and new 🤗🤗🤗

[commander-krios]

Bonus BG3 Text Post (fuck wulbren)

[mintcrows]

when you give your gnome weird ears so now every gnome has to have weird ears

[animentality]

[ninamodaffari]

finally a song for me

[mightymizora]

I think my favourite thing about deep gnomes (yeah I’m not done) is that one of the few lore related things we know about them is that they’re often assumed to be evil or bad because they’re from the Underdark but often it’s just that they are standoffish or protective towards anybody outside of their clan because survival is so difficult. And when you actually get to know them they are often just as sweet and jovial and loving as any other gnome. Their society is really stark not because they are necessarily hard or cold but because they’ve consistently had their lore and their status destroyed over and over by other societies.

And the game shows us that! Barcus is not friendly when you meet him but slowly warms up, and other deep gnomes just don’t trust your intentions, and then some like Philomeen and Wulbren are just too committed to the idea of freeing their people from the cycles of violence that they are almost completely lost to it.

It’s SO GOOD ACTUALLY