#xanxus x you

[strawwritesfic]

TYL!Xanxus x Female!Varia!Reader: Cards

Summary: It’s always a good day when you get what you want and Squalo doesn’t.

Rating/Tags: M (Overt sexual references; foul language; set during canon; Xanxus & Squalo & Lussuria & Fran & Levi & Belphegor & Reader; past Belphegor & Mammon; referenced Belphegor & Rasiel; referenced Xanxus & Rasiel; poker; reference to strip poker; non-Guardian!Reader; heavy exposition; possessiveness) 

Challenge: “160 Collective Drabbles” challenge by BobaPop on Lunaescence Archives.

Tag List: @imaginesfire​

Cards

There was a little something known as “Varia Quality” within the mafia–and sometimes without it, too. The greatest of assassins could only dream of being invited to join the group, even if just for consideration, and even if only as an underling. Give the Varia a murderous objective, and they worked together like a well-oiled machine…for about as long as it took to start murdering. Once that singular objective was taken care of, they appeared to devolve into a team of squalling infants. Never had you seen this so obviously as the night after the Millifiore battle.

A clear and cloudless night sky hung over the ruins of the mansion. Most of the damage had taken place during the course of Xanxus’s fight with the Varia's resident prince’s insane brother earlier that evening, but plenty more had been added by personal scuffles in the time since. Much of these scuffles remained ongoing. The boss had demanded your presence, and no sooner had you set foot in the living room claimed by the captains than did you find yourself in the midst of an active war zone.

To say you were surprised would be a lie. You might have been a practiced lair, but to do so just then would have been more of a hindrance than a help. Fran was being his usual idiot self; Bel had retaliated by turning him and the mantle into pincushions; Squalo was screaming at them to stop; and Lussuria was fussing over Xanxus, who looked fit to murder every single one of the others. The only member intelligent enough to shut the hell up was Levi, who did so out of no actual intelligence, but rather because he was still too much in awe from Xanxus’s earlier battle to speak.

So like any sane person, you suggested they play a game to pass the time until the message came in from Japan. Since you happened to have a pack of cards on you (it got boring, hanging out with the rest of the plebs), you figured that was that. You and Xanxus could have some quality time in one of the un-destroyed bedrooms while the children entertained themselves. 

No such luck. Apparently Squalo didn’t think you two ought to be busy when the orders from the Tenth finally arrived. Several wine bottles broken over Squalo’s head later, Xanxus joined the game himself. Meanwhile, you settled into the all-important task of lounging around in Xanxus’s lap, seeing as that was the closest you were going to get to his dick until Squalo got the one out of his own rear end. 

Now, this might have appeared at first glance to be nothing more than you capitalizing on the opportunity to spy on the Varia’s captains while scoring some much needed physical contact time with Xanxus–and it definitely was. But your doing so also provided some incentive for him to not throw the entire table across the room when he started getting pissy, not that your presence always stopped him from doing so. Still, you could at least pretend you were being useful.

“Oh, isn’t this just wonderful?” Lussuria said. “I can’t remember the last time we all had a family game night together like this!”

“That’s probably because you’re all sore losers,” you said.

Squalo glared at you from across the sword-scratched table. “Oi, bitch. What are you still doing here?”

You smiled your brightest, most annoying smile. “Xanxus told me to come. Isn’t that right, Xanxus?”

Xanxus grunted, then threw down a card. This was answer enough for Squalo to return, scowling, to poker. This was also answer enough to get Levi to shoot you a look of purest venom over his hand. 

Your grin grew larger still as you waved at him from your perch. You were long used to Levi’s sullen behavior toward you. After all, you had won Xanxus’ affections where he had not. Unfortunately, you bragging was short lived; you felt Xanxus shift impatiently underneath you, and you quickly returned to caressing his jaw. Maybe “affection” wasn't quite the right word.

“Bel, quit stalling. It’s your turn,” Lussuria said.

Xanxus growled.

If he really decided to throw the table, he wouldn’t hesitate to throw you along with it. What Xanxus felt for you wasn’t love, of that you were absolutely sure. You’d be kidding yourself if you said you loved him, too. He was temperamental, violent, and downright demanding. He was also pretty damn good in the sack, and handsome and powerful to boot. There was also the slimmest chance that he’d be Vongola XI someday, and then he’d need heirs–preferably legitimate ones. Sour looks from Levi and being dragged (sometimes literally) out of bed whenever Xanxus decided he needed a woman seemed a small price to pay for all that.

This card game affair was pretty tedious, though. You wondered if you could push Xanxus far enough that he’d ignore Squalo and take you somewhere more private. Surely Xanxus was rife with sexual frustration after dealing with Bel’s irritating brother all day. Typically Bel himself was enough to accomplish that much.

“Play, trash!” Xanxus barked.

Bel grinned and slapped his cards onto the table. “It’s no fun playing without Mammon. No stakes.”

“No being completely bankrupt after the first round either,” Levi said over his turn. “This is much safer.”

“Mah, I agree with Bel. If I’d know things would be this boring, I would’ve stayed home for this mission,” Fran said dully.

“You would not, because this is your goddamn job!” Squalo shouted.

“Wouldn’t’ve been able to sleep anyway. I could hear Captain Squalo’s yammering from that far away. I’d still have a headache.”

“Voi! What was that, brat? Want to say that again?”

“Boys, boys, stop fighting! What would your father think?” Lussuria crooned.

You could hardly suppress a smirk at Xanxus’s knuckles going pale around his cards. Just a little further…

“I have an idea,” you announced.

The room fell silent save for an owl hooting in one of the exposed branches far above your heads. Then:

“Your first idea sucks as it is,” Fran said. “I don’t think we need any more of [Name]’s suggestions.”

“For once, he’s right. Get the hell out of here, woman. Don’t you have work to do?” Squalo asked.

Xanxus’s grip on you turned to iron, a sure sign that if you so much as tried to listen to Squalo and leave, you would regret it. Luckily, you had no intention of leaving when things were finally getting a little interesting. Ignoring their rejection, you plowed right on:

“You said you wanted stakes, right? How about a game of strip poker?”

More silence.

“Strip…poker?” a red-faced Levi echoed at last.

“I don’t mind the idea,” said Lussuria.

“Voi! Why the hell are you still listening to her? Who wants to see you morons naked anyway?”

“If I lose enough, I could finally take off this stupid frog hat Bel makes me wear,” Fran mused.

“Not on your life, Froggy. Take it off, and I’ll kill you,” said Bel.

“Mah, so Bel will let me win just to keep an ugly hat on? Sounds like he’s pretty desperate to show off for Captain Lussuria.”

“You think so? Better play well. For you, a game of strip poker is life or death.” Bel’s usual Cheshire grin vanished only to return a mere split-second later wider than ever before. “Shishishi. The prince knows what [Name] is up to.”

You rolled your eyes. "Oh, you do, do you? Enlighten me.'

“Of course. Because he’s a genius, he knows [Name] only suggested strip poker because she’ll get to see all of us naked, but no way will the boss let us see her naked. Buuuut…” he slipped a knife out of seemingly nowhere, “I could still cut her clothes off and give the rest of us a show.”

Wrong answer-but it did the trick. The table exploded in a flurry of cards, chips, and sawdust. This time, though, you were not tossed in with the broken furniture. Instead, Xanxus threw you over his shoulder as he leveled one gun at Bel’s fat blond head.

“Handle the Vongola message yourself, scum,” Xanxus growled.

You flashed yet another smile, waving as Xanxus turned to carry you up the demolished stairs. The looks on Bel and Squalo’s faces boded ill for you–but they turned on each other before they could even think of trying to prevent you from leaving with the boss.

“You just got me more work, you goddamn idiot prince!”

They were brawling again, with Fran and Lussuria egging them on. But who cared? Certainly not you. The captains could argue among themselves as much as they wanted, so long as you got what you wanted. You always did, in the end...even on nights when there weren’t any outsiders left to murder.

[marbelcrossovers]

P.O.V

Bakugou starts to ignore his husbands because of a challenge.

Xanxus sends Bel or Squalo to check. He doesn't really do much else as long as he knows Katsuki is still alive and not compromised (ex: kidnapped, seriously injured, etc). Eventually Katsuki will show up in front of Xanxus (kick his door down) to shut at him about what an a** he is for not even calling. Then they make out passionately. Getou and Gojo doesn't notice immediately. They are on missions and they understand that Katsuki needs time for school or hero stuff. After a few days, Gojo couldn't sit by any longer and pops by at night, knocking on Katsuki's window with fast food and sweets. Getou will call and make Katsuki feel bad about ignoring him, poor Getou stuck cleaning up after Gojo and dealing with the children (you get the rest). Katsuki will end up promising a bunch of unfair stuff (due to Gojo's coyly pestering and Getou's charm emotional speech). Zeku: Something is wrong. Seriously wrong. They don't do this to each other, ever. The silent treatment is reserved for when they are physically in the same room but mad at each other. No talking? That's fine. But they have to see that the other person is okay.

[rebornologist]

Hiii! Can you do number 6 from sleepy promts for Xanxus? Big thank you for your works ✨✨✨

Hiii nonny! Whipped this one up really quickly and thought it was so disgustingly domestic and adorable. Thank you for suggesting this ♡ #6 off of sleepy/cozy prompts.

contents: Xanxus/gnReader, established relationship. domestic af. 300 words.

"Carry me up to bed?", Xanxus ✧

The request is met with a stale silence, and you are unsure if your partner heard you. After a moment to wonder that, you are sure that he did.

He frowns, more than his default expression, anyway. “Huh..?” His dark eyes squint as if he heard wrong.

“Carry me up to bed?” You repeat, softly, giving him your best pleading eyes, however you tend to convince him.

Xanxus’s dark brows furrow, and he grumbles something unintelligible. You tilt your head and raise an eyebrow. He sighs, rolling his eyes as he stands to his full height.

“You sound so fucking useless right now, y’know.” He appears to be twice as annoyed from having to reiterate his thoughts.

“Fine, never mind,” you huff, crossing your arms and shrugging your shoulders. You turn on your heels and head towards the staircase, shoes clacking under you on the hardwood floors.

You make it as far as three steps from the foot of the stairs before you feel a familiar pair of strong arms sling around your torso and hips, gripping firmly and literally sweeping you off your feet in one smooth motion.

The sound of surprise that escapes you is overridden by your own joyful snorting and chuckling at his actions, laughing airily as you are slung over his shoulder quite comfortably despite his rough handling.

He’s silent as you giggle and smile to yourself happily, watching the stairs move further and further in front of you as he carries you up like a sack of potatoes. Your celebration is cut short by a firm smack to your butt, to which you gasp.

“Shut up.”

“Aww thank youuu, Xan-Ooh!” you get the wind knocked out of you, clearly not ready for the impact of the soft bed below you. Your eyes twinkle with mirth, looking up at your handsome man. “Thanks, really.”

He tugs his already loose tie even looser, and you cheerily sit up to slip the silk accessory off of his neck. He shoots you a look with the same cold intensity in his eyes that you are so familiar with. If you weren’t so familiar with it, you would be intimidated. But there’s something about him that’s always all bark and no bite when it comes to you. Well, maybe a little bite...

[famiglia-lealta]

Anonymous asked: Love story with___Xanxus and steak. jk jk 😅

Way to give him meat boner.

"Oi, trash." Xanxus throws the novel straight at Neri's head with deadly precision. "Put that with the private collection." That's going to warrant a couple of re-reads.

[frobby]

thinking about how xanxus's mom named him xanxus cuz it has X for vongola 10th...... girl idk how to tell you this but XX is 20

[nxmimochi]

okay what the fuck was reborn doing asking xanxus to team up in the curse of the rainbow arc because. “erm hey xanxus it’s me the kid who ruined your life and i’m joined by the guy who’s been trying to homewreck you for the entire manga, was wondering if you’d be down for a vongola crossover event? 🤗” i’m so serious i would’ve pulled out the x-guns and started blasting

[jjellysoo]

One thing that gets me sappy about XS - its existence means Xanxus has found peace with himself. He has to accept that "unconditional love" he hates, (Squalo is devoted to who he is, not some idealized Vongola X version of him), and be okay with loving a man, even if it means he can never be heir, because his value is not placed there anymore. Of course it's not traditionally healthy, they're professional murderers for fuck's sake, but in context...? About as close as you can get.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Xanxus: I'm supposed to be Vongola X because I've got 2 Xs in my name!! It's fate!!! Destiny!!

Tsuna: I'm gonna unleash a technique so absolutely traumatizing for you specifically

[ner0w0w0]

Why is Cloud flame and its box weapon so... weird

Okay so before I talk myself into a corner, I'd like to establish my observation: the Cloud box weapons all have propagation factor, but they can only either multiply in number, or change size.

Like, with Iris, her way of using her flame was fairly basic in usage. She used her box weapon, a Cloud whip, to whip her cloud receptive slaves and propagated their muscle mass, sometimes even elongated their bone to make them bigger (in a rather unnatural way). Its straight forward, easy to understand, it's a propagation in size.

Next, Kikyo. His dinosaur box weapon was rather... normal in the large scheme of thing tbh. It made him into this... Hydra-Dinosaur-Medusa thing. His hair grew into spinosaurus heads that follows the common rule of Cloud's attribution: multiplication in number.

Honorable mention to Lal Mirch's box weapon, Cloud Centipede that could change its size and length, but not number.

However, Hibari's Cloud Hedgehog, Roll, funnily enough, could do both. And, horrifyingly enough, more.

So, Roll's usage could actually be splitted into 2 categories: how adult Hibari used it, and how baby Hibari used it. So, Roll under adult Hibari only propagated in size. It could expand, thicken, become thin layer and act a shield for Hibari, or roll forward. But never multiplied in number.

Furthermore, after being fed so much flame that its box got broken, it can do shit like this... like... how?! I don't recall any Box Weapon based on living creature can become a separate space the way Roll did.

Tbh, I have a rather... bizarre headcanon for this. It could be because of Hibari's secondary Mist Flame with its construction factor that mix in with the Cloud Flame to influence the Box Weapon (also like, the dimension thing kinda similar with what Mukuro's Vongola Gear can do yk). And only adult Hibari can do this because he has more experience with Mist Flame and more open to use it. But then Cloud Hedgehog is only for Cloud flame so it's impossible for his Mist to seep through. Unless his wave energy is already an incredible mix between Cloud and Mist, like Xanxus's Flame of Wrath, so much so that it can't be distinguish through Cloud rings, and Roll's also affected by this. And could this also be the reason that normal Cloud rings couldn't withstand his flame, thus break upon 1 use?

Also can we talk about how he had two, the same exact Cloud Hedgehog boxes? Like we're told that there only 343 designs based on living things made by Geppetto Lorenzini, and Verde team made 343 boxes based on the designs. Are you telling me at least 2 (because he clearly tried the Reverse technique once before, so at least one box had been broken to do it) of those boxes are of the same design? cus the numbers are not adding up.

Ok, moving on to baby Hibari. Now baby Hibari used Roll in the Vongola version, and X version more. But there's a snippet when we see him using the OG version, and upon being fed so much flame that it went berserk, it multiplied both in size and in number.

There's only one difference between the two Hibari: the Vongola Cloud Ring. Like adult Hibari only got one chance to put however much flame he could in the box before the ring broke, and the hedgehog would have to do bunch of stuffs with just that reserve before it went back into the box. (God adult Hibari was basically nerfed during the whole Future Arc, imagine if he got more Cloud rings or just the Vongola Cloud Ring. He'd probably solo the whole base)

Could this be the same for other Cloud boxes? That they require much much more Cloud flame for both of the factors to be used. What does it say about Hibari's flame, that afterward, when he had the Vongola version and X version, he went on and did insane shits like these? Like how strong, vast and dense his Cloud Flame has to be so that he can fight like this?

Okay, a little side track into weird flame territory since we're talking about it, let's discuss Skull. Skull is interesting in the way that his flame usage is rather similar to Iris', which is basically the propagation of human cells. But unlike Iris whose control is rather crude, as there is little to no finesse in the way those slaves' muscle grow (they grew in places that muscle shouldn't have been, pushing each other and probably crushing their own bones with their muscle mass), Skull's control on his Cloud Flame is absolute and instance. His cells grew instantly the moment he was hit, so much so that even when he got a critical hit from Squalo, he remained fine, albeit a bit hurt.

Now, human' cells have things like genetic code and more to tell them what they're and where they would be and how they would grow, so they could automatically slot into place during the propagation process. But it's the control Skull has that he could grow just enough of what he need, and not accidentally grow, idk, an extra finger or giving himself cancer, and that makes him incredibly strong and I don't think enough ppl is talking abt it (like just think about the potential)

Other than that, we have a rather fascinating OP factor of Cloud flame in general and Skull in particular. They can absorb other Flames. Other than Tsuna's Zero Point Breakthrough: Revised where his Sky Flame harmonize with other's and absorb it, no other flames is able to do this, other than Cloud. And if we went with how Hibari said it, it's sort of its default function.

And Skull? Oh he's just straight up absorb the whole flame attack from, what? four Varia. Like ez pz home boy only whine because he's hurt from Squalo's sword attack.

My working theory for this is because in nature, cloud has already been rather... versatile and can be affected by other elements (sun, lighting) to change and thus creating other phenomenon (rain, storm); also mist is like... thinner ground version of cloud anyway. And Skull's using his own body as a flame conductor, thus directly absorb other Flame types to himself. Though his flame isn't Sky, there's no harmonizing factor to neutralize the Rain, Storm, Lighting and Sun attributes. His body is probably fighting itself to stabilize, or using those attributes to stabilize each other (his Cloud can swallow the Sun since they're similar, the Rain's tranquility can block and neutralize the Storm and Lighting too) (Now it'd be funny if Skull got shot by Tsuna's X-burner, like would Skull's Cloud strong enough to absorb Tsuna's concentrated Sky Flame like I'm curious.)

[itsashowtime]

Hiii!! So I saw your art of Yona Yona and he looks so fucking cool 😍😍😍 I'm desperately curious and noisy af so I hope it's okay if I ask a couple questions?

Like he's the one who made the fake vongola rings (love how you filled that plothole (?) btw that's awesome) so is he a jewellry maker? (is that even a word? I don't have to vocab for this, just blacksmith but for jewellery?)

Also you said he's a menace to society, so I assume he's chaotic? On scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being an angel that would do no wrong and 10 being "I've blown up a city block and I would do it again" what would you rate him chaos wise?

sorry for just randomly sliding into your inbox 😂 but I couldn't help myself 👉🏼👈🏼

Omg, thank you for taking interest in my skrunkly little man!

For context: I am the CEO of (moon) Bunny x (sun) Lion Oc x Canon ships and because Xanxus is out there with his Lion/Liger box weapon, I was like: "he needs a bunny boyfriend to knock him down a few hundred pegs"

Hence, Mr Yona Yona here. I thought it'd be cute to have a Y motif/name character for the X motif character too LOL.

I am rewatching KHR with two friends and when the fake Vongola rings got brought up, I was sat there wondering WHO THE FUCK could've made perfect replicas? I was already thinking of making an OC so I had the idea of filling that plot hole.

At the moment, Yona has the mist/cloud flames attribute. Regardless, he has the ability to essentially copy and paste any solid object with his mallet/hammer. (he can't copy/paste living things though like humans and animals) It just costs a LOT of energy depending on how intricate the object is.

Eg. Duplicating money isn't much of an issue , that's mostly how he gets by. But if he tried to duplicate something like the rings or the ten year bazooka, he'd be out for a few hours / or days.

I need to brush up on my KHR flame lore (looks at shimon arc's flames and ugly cries at my memory) but I am the rabbit/moon OC maker ever so I've been trying to cook up a Moon Flame for him to possess too. Maybe it's a branch of flame of night or something idk, I really need to study the flames again HAHA

As for being a menace- He 'TRIES' to be lowkey because the mafia crowd are after him to take advantage of his ability. Cause imagine being able to perfectly duplicate deadly weapons. Yikes. But he also hates the mafia so if he is cornered and he gets the chance, yeah, he'd cause problems ON PURPOSE and make things worse for them and himself out of sheer pettiness LOL

So I think on the scale it'd be like an 8. He'd blow up a city if it means he could make the mafia that are after him groan in despair.

ALSO I should add, his backstory is that: he was involved in the same experiment Mukuro, Ken and Chikusa were in and as a result, he ended up with this copy/paste ability. They were basically using him to mass produce possession bullets until one day he just copy/pasted the master keys of the lab and made a run for it.

He's been on the run since and has BEEF with Xanxus after the whole fake vongola ring incident. He's kinda on the hit list because he's potential danger anyways but he doesn't pass up the chance to mock the Varia w

SORRY FOR THIS DUMP , I hope it's coherent . . .

[moonlit-mystery-writer]

For Xanxus x Squalo/XS Fans

So I'm writing a fic where Xanxus and Squalo both die, but wake up back in the past. Both never having really confessed to the other and now so used to life with the Varia rather than the lives they have as tweens/young teens decide to basically fast forward the events of their lives. Neither one knows that the other remembers their last life as well and it's going to be pretty headcanon heavy.

But I'm struggling with the first chapter. Under cut I'm going to post the first few paragraphs and I'd love some feedback if anyone is willing.

TW for main character death.

A fight to the death was an honorable way for any assassin, especially a swordsman, to go. Yet Squalo can’t find himself happy about his current situation. He wants to get up and keep fighting, but no part of his body is responding. There’s a dull buzzing in his ears and he can hear the faded yells of his teammates. Maybe they were taunting him with the fact he wasn’t Varia Quality anymore or maybe they were nagging him for getting so hurt yet again or… The worst possibility was the idea they could be begging him to stay with them, crying out in a futile attempt to save his life. He feels unpleasantly chill even when his blurry eyes can vaguely make out Lussuria’s sun flames being pressed against his bleeding wound. Though, through the fading in and out, he can feel a familiar grip on his hair. Xanxus wasn’t yanking it, more holding as much of the Rain flame’s silvery hair in his grasp as he could. The usually loud swordsman wants to laugh, but all that falls from his lips are mostly pathetic puffs of air. The dark haired Sky presses the hair against his face, much like a child hiding behind their security blanket when trying to avoid a cruel reality life is throwing at them. 

Was his boss crying? Was Xanxus really so upset he’s leaving him? At the very least, he can yell loudly with pride in hell that he never failed his promise to his Sky. Even if eternal damnation and torture awaits him the moment he’s finally gone from this life, he can bear it all since in a way, he kept his vow to the man he loves so dear… Squalo’s eyes close slowly as he accepts his fate, vaguely hearing Xanxus’ voice yelling at him though it sounds like the man is trying to yell through water or thick jello. 

“Don’t you go…!...Shitty Shark…!...”

The rest of the dark haired man’s words were unintelligible to him now in this state. Now Squalo simply waits for whatever afterlife awaits him. Being a born and raised Italian, he expects some form of Christianity hell for someone like him. Yet… There’s nothing.

Well, not exactly nothing. He feels warm again, like he’s laying in some luxurious bed. He knows damn well the Varia has never had enough money to blow on fancy sheets and blankets and memory foam filled mattresses. Not to mention the Rain flame is also pretty damn sure there’s no way his team could’ve revived him unless they let him become some Vindice like zombie.

“Hey, get up, lei!”

A grating, young girl's voice yells at him. He was painfully familiar with the owner of said voice, his shitty little sister Delfino. Last he’d talked to her, she was the Cavallone Famiglia’s Rain Guardian and she didn’t sound so child-like. The swordsman opens his blue-grey eyes slowly and looks around. The room he was in was his childhood bedroom… For a moment he’d assume he’s some weird heaven until he makes eye contact with his sister.

“The fuck to do you want, voi?!”

Squalo snaps at her, making Delfino gasp and flinch a little.

“Lei!! Fine if you want to be late for school I don’t care!!”

School?! He’s a grown man-... Squalo quickly gets up and looks at himself in the mirror, horror dawning on him as he finds his 12 year old self staring back at him. So that makes Delfino only 10 which explains her sounding and looking so young… This also explains the school comment. 

[rebornologist]

GOOD MORNING IMAGINE BEING THE PERSON THAT XANXUS CHOOSES FOR COMFORT GHHH

imagine the way he’d stalk (lol) into the room at night, his figure is menacing and otherworldly when illuminated by the moonlight shining through the curtains ahdjshsks and he’s dead silent but he just shrugs his outer layers off and wordlessly slinks into bed beside you,

and he’s warm. incredibly so. you’d have to dress in thin sleepwear or always use the summer sheets bc he’s like a human furnace, and you’re once again so warm and cozy when he presses himself up against you

and you feel safe with him.. and him, with you. it’s such a marker of trust and comfort for him to come back to you, again and again. Every little step in your relationship was him opening up to you more and more. You stir from your slumber and sleepily give him a little peck on the lips, and he accepts.

He doesn’t even know how or why but you’ve worked your way to his heart and there is absolutely no reason for him to push you away when you show no signs of remorse, right? He’s no drama queen when it comes to this. He isn’t any self sacrificing martyr who’s afraid to hurt you, he knows he’s got baggage and he knows what he has to offer and you graciously accept. It wouldn’t work out if you were any other way. It’s such a professional way to love, surprisingly. Anyway, Xanxus w his comfort person. Vulnerability he never thought he was capable of, but he’s too indulgent to pull himself away from this bc it’s something he never knew he needed.

i typed this on my phone while overwhelmed w thoughts on the matter lol so thanks 4 reading :)

[zoroara]

October Xanxus Redraw 10 of 31!  

Buon Compleanno Xanxus! I chose this picture because I like to give unique ones to them, and boy is the only time this man wears his fucking coat unique. It is interesting, as it's similar to Squalo's in how it buttons, but the collar of it is completely unlike the others, well, with the exception of one man. Ottavio in X-fiamma has a coat like this. Though the collar a small bit more flared and the buttons more spaced on either side. Also I know he wasn't wearing black nail polish and it was just to show where the nails were but fuck it. Also if you look at the original image the 'skirt' is even shorter than how I drew it, the man has a coat that gives him a miniskirt and you must know this too.

Also if you’re interested in Submitting for other Varia members for me to redraw in their months you can check what I still need (here~)  

The Image I redrew is under the cut, just to keep the post small.

I will let you know the details were fucking hard to parse here, thanks painful scans

[dark-elf-writes]

Xanxus: I’m going to be the heir because x stands for ten and I have two x’s in my name

Tsuna: I don’t think you understand how the line of succession works

[morcai]

Your current fave blorbo for the headcanon meme!

but i have so many favorite blorbos :pleading: but since i'm writing a fic with him, and he is a Core Blorbo, let's talk about Xanxus di Vongola

he's a Loyalty Guy! no one is surprised by this being one of my core xanxus headcanons, but he's almost unshakeable once he's sworn to someone. almost. it can be fucked up, and if you fuck it up, you're boned. @ timoteo di vongola: square up. But while his loyalty is given, he'll do anything. He will complain, though. He's that variation of the rotten work meme--he'll do it, but christ alive.

one of his easiest meditation tricks to kill time while working is to completely strip, clean and reassemble his X-Guns in his head.

One day after Tsuna is actually in charge of the Vongola, he definitely storms into the manor and goes "here's all your security vulnerabilities, fix them or we can do Cradle round two." Tsuna was touched. Hayato blew several gaskets.

It's always one of my Tsuna/&Xanxus headcanons that Tsuna sometimes escapes the Vongola mansion to lie on the couch in Xanxus's office and bitch or nap or just be Not In Charge for a while. Xanxus complains endlessly about this. Tsuna stopped for a while once, and Xanxus became so fucking unbearable that there was a whole game of Telephone (Squalo -> Takeshi -> Tsuna) about "please whatever happened stop it, he's Awful to live with right now"

He and Tsuna have the same favorite whiskey. They developed this taste independently, and Xanxus drinks it neat while Tsuna prefers it on the rocks.

Fencing AU: he's a saberist. known for hitting hard, he's definitely from a school that thinks you should make sure the ref calls for you by having your opponent flinch. If he's fencing kids, all that goes away, and it's all very precisely metered, but up against people in his age range, you know when he hits you.

He can cook! he's actually really good at it. When he was a weird out of place little preteen, he liked to hide in the kitchens of the Vongola manor, and eventually the head cook (Erica Martelli) put a knife in his hands and said if he was going to lurk he should be helpful. She's been retired from working for the Vongola for most of two decades now, but Xanxus keeps an eye out on her

The only person he trusts to cut his hair is Lussuria, but the process of him actually GETTING a haircut is fraught every time. there's lots of fire and yelling.

His handwriting is very narrow and slanted, with a constant sense of impatience. he's also a deft hand at sketching? he doesn't do it much, but his ability to render things he's seen quickly, cleanly and recognizably startles a lot of people when they first experience it.

he's very good with money, and keeps a very close eye on both his own personal finances and the Varia's. A certain amount of this comes from his childhood, but he's also just extremely good with numbers and he finds the accounting soothing. the varia books are scrupulously kept, it's a little eerie.

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❤️ + squaletta?

Answered from here {X}

@squaletta

Squaletta is a 10/10 babe.  Love interacting with her, even if she causes Yamamoto to be grumpy sometimes.  Hoping that one day we can interact with on Xanxus.

I love seeing her also interact with others, mostly Dino and how she likes to tease him.  She has an amazing writing style, that I honestly just enjoy reading.  

Overall I really want to write more with you even though I’m slow to reply to what’s in my inbox.