#xenoblade luxaar

[kid-az]

Just something that happened an hour ago

Me, venting about how I have been suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts, how I feel so alone and abandoned and scared and wish I had genuine help and didn’t have to keep all my feelings to myself:

My (Former) doctor, who is going to try and throw me into a mental hospital to be isolated in a room for half a day:

[luxaar-lab]

UHHHHHHH

Arle is, to my knowledge, the reincarnation of a GODDESS named Lilith.

You are SCREWED

QUIET DOWN OR I’LL THROW THEM INTO THE BLACKHOLE!

Is it just me, or am I hearing a metallic slide that coming closer?

SHUT UP OR- wait actually what is that nois-

*DOINK*

*Luxaar’s entire body explodes into black gore, the jars containing Schezo and Dark Prince harmlessly falling onto the grass. As everyone looks at what remained of Luxaar in surprised horror, they see a blue… sized wing figure in the air, which slams back down on the ground creating a miniature crater. It wielded some kind of strange, yellow, jackhammer-like weapon on its right arm with a rotary part, and it had one glowing, cyclopean eye on it.*

No way… it’s them, V1!

……The blood isn’t iron-based… I’ll leave now.

*V1 leaves the area without incident, Luxaar’s remains and the relatively unharmed Schezo and Dark Prince on the ground*

Well….. actually no I’m not gonna say anything!

[h-worksrambles]

Kind of baffles me that people think Z is the worst Xenoblade main antagonist when this guy exists.

[pitty-aegis-parlor]

Wait!

Shell! You're from Xenoblade, right? Than so is our suspect!

Actually, I’m from this “Astral Chain” universe I was never allowed to visit, but yes, Luxaar is in the universes that comprise “Xenoblade”. He was in this world since-

The person first appeared in the Smash world since the fourth tournament… and by gods is he ugly!

YUCK! Is that tail… a brain?!! Why is his face like that?

He probably got dropped as an infant lmao! But yeah… I think this is the guy.

It is, unfortunately.

Never got a good look at him when he visited the parlor……… now I see why.

[prkert-underscore]

Xenoblade Chronicles X, but it's the Sonic Real-Time Fandub by Snapcube.

[xenoblademisadventures]

The Xeno games combined have only had one female final boss:

Xenogears: Deus / Miang

Xenosaga 1 & 2: Albeido

Xenosaga 3: Wilhelm

Xenoblade 1: Zanza

Xenoblade X: Luxaar / Lao

Xenoblade 2: Malos

Torna TGC: Malos / Gort

[xenobladeimagines]

Luxaar

He was the one who declared war on the Ghosts and set the location over Earth. He thought the battle would end two of his problems; the Ghosts and the humans, but it ended up only making the human problem worse. 

[tisorridalamor]

[luxaar-lab]

Yes I am! Now let my friends go and then head to your retirement home or whatever

*Luxaar starts to shake in anger, meanwhile a rotation sound is heard in the distance that no one notices.*

Listen here you worthless brat… I am a master at the utilization of ether! I can create miniature balls of dark energy at the palm of my hands, summon temporary gravity wells to crush my enemies, and be able to crush their atoms across time and space. I was considered a demigod… nay, an archpriest among not just my people, but those inferior species that were under the Ganglions command! I am your BETTER!

*The rotation sound comes closer, but no one, Luxaar included notices it.*

[luxaar-lab]

Wait "once was"?! Trying to chase the glory days, huh old timer?

*Luxaar starts to take something out, now furious.*

Are you implying… that…… I am some kind of boomer?

[luxaar-lab]

[Dark Prince looks shocked and looks at Arle]

[Schezo, who was laying down because pain, looks up in shock]

You'll pay for this!

Really? What have you three, the two magical apes and that rabbit rock abomination thing… what have any of you done in yours lives? You’ve likely never achieved a single notable thing in your lives on your own….. I was one of the leaders of an intergalactic criminal syndicate, I am the descendant of the Great One… part of the gifted few capable of utilizing his planet-annihilating tools! I am master at the utilization of ether… I OBLITERATED the earth of my universe, which would’ve driven humanity to extinction had it not been for outside intervention. So please… tell me, what have you three done? You are nothing compared to what I once was.

Atleast we aren’t fucking assholes. I’d have come down her myself and kicked your ass had it not been for the hostage situation and the fact I have to be in the sidelines incase you try something. I imagine this Arle has a lot more things to say about you though… given you kidnapped two of her friends.

[luxaar-lab]

*Huffing and deep breaths* Alright… it’s far enough now, I can hear them arriving.

STOP RIGHT THERE BRAIN GUY!

I’M CHOPPING YOUR HEAD OFF AND DELIVERING IT TO LADY PALUTENA!

Stop Luxaar! It’s for your own and everyone else’s sake!

[luxaar-lab]

I must fish… though wish to not blow my cover. Which is why I created this little creature out of this “Astral Plane” thing. Meet my newest tool, the Shell Legion.

H-hello…

Go out, and fish small legion. I will be awaiting your victories. I especially want you to catch this mythical “size 2” fish.

Y-yes… I will do that.

[luxaar-lab]

How green are you? Like- are a shade of green? Like- emerald? Or,, jade? You look like some dirty fern (no offense) ,, but with more dirt tbh

- Leo DEZNU— (Leo's major L moment ; ooc — I wanna be funny)

Green? I am not green, my skin is more yellowish and beige in color!

See? Don’t I look dashing to lesser beings?

[luxaar-lab]

Ooc: Luxaar is fucking dead, this blog is closed now

[luxaar-lab]

Bro why you running?

You not only have the power to take down two very powerful people, but also have them hostage.

You could take out all these guys!

Hehehe… I have a SPECIAL plan against them!