#xie chuyi dislyte

[dislyte-incorrect-quotes]

Sander: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hailey: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Kara: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Anesidora: Actually I did the math, Hailey would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyde: Girls, please….

Bonnie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Li Ao: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Bonnie: Sorry I only have a dollar

Li Ao: :(

Nicole: Hey I just realized, Hailey would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Hailey: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jiang Jiuli: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jeanne: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Xie Chuyi: Apply juice to what

Xie Yuzhi: Directly to the forehead

Lynn: Great chat everyone

[pinkniz]

A summary of how i perceived Shadow Decree characters the first time i saw them

[fluffykitten231]

I forgor abt tumblr omg its still april 1st so

Heres like the thing i posted on literally every other social media platform im on

No date version of yuzhi white

Yknow, minutes after i finished exporting this image i mentally high fived myself cause he's death guard bai and he's referencing walter white and i kinda lost my shit at the incidental pun that is now 100% intended.

[speedane]

It is Lunar New Year!

[supernovaae]

Everyone’s standing around the broken coffee maker Hyde: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know. Everyone: Uday: …I did. I broke it. Hyde: No, you didn't. Tang Yun? Tang Yun: Don't look at me, look at Xie Yuzhi. Xie Yuzhi: What?! I didn't break it this time! Tang Yun: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Xie Chuyi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's clearly broken. Jacob: Suspicious… Xie Yuzhi: No, it's not! Jin Yuyao: If it matters, most likely not, but Cecilia was the last one to use it. Cecilia: Lies. I don't even drink coffee. Bonnie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Cecilia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bonnie. Uday: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hyde. Hyde: No. Who broke it? Everyone: Kara, obviously instigating: Hey, Hyde… Freddy’s been awfully quiet. Freddy: OH REALLY?! Everyone starts arguing Jiang Jiuli, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I threw it. Nicole, also in the room: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Long Mian, poking his head through the door: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[herr-stick]

They're gonna throw the sickest birthday party ever

[glitching-outtv]

Idea!!!

The little devil's but as a band

[macapoodle]

Xie Chuyi

[steampunk-llama]

Disses your Lyte

[lexa-hippb]

MY FINALS ARE OVER YIPPIEEE

[sam4lmk]

DISLYTE TAKE OFF !!!

[dislyte-incorrect-quotes]

Xie Yuzhi: If Catherine is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her! Xie Chuyi: But if she isn't a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her.

[fluffykitten231]

Dislyte uhh grandis doodles submission and more world chat shitpost

Ooo just realized this ones a twin exclusive

[speedane]

Alright, out of boredom, I decided to make cakes in CRK based from Dislyte characters-

Q 

Aurelius

Ye Suhua

Li Ling 

Tang Xuan 

Tang Yun

Luo Yan

Xie Yuzhi

Xie Chuyi

Ahmed

Bai Liuli

I am so tired hnvkrvnkcnebr

[supernovaae]

Jin Yuyao: What are you two doing? The Xie Twins: What knife? Jin Yuyao: What do you mean, 'what knife'? Which one of you has a knife-? Why am I even asking? Xie Yuzhi, give it here. Xie Yuzhi: Wha- I wasn't even gonna do anything! Jin Yuyao: Sure. Hand it over.

[herr-stick]

(does this even work im not that smart)

Hi I listened to Falling inside the Black by Skillet and I became possessed and wrote Xie Twins please enjoy

i am ashamed that I even have to disclose this, but it's not a ship fic.