#y’all cannot be serious

[toffoliravioli]

not lehky too…

[hexgirling]

just found out “pro tamlin” and “tamlin deserves better” tags exist

[grizzcore]

In response to the ridiculous reaction the public is having to a basement being sealed up and then someone knocking the seal in and reentering the basement , I am now going to be accusing all churches that have basements of having *checks notes* evil torture chambers down there

[razz-berry]

I KNOW i did not see someone defending gortash. I don’t care how sad and wet and pathetic your man is… you can like him while acknowledging the fact that he is a whole SLAVER. as in he SELLS PEOPLE. u don’t have to try to formulate a solid moral ground for him to stand on. literally grow up

[dazednmatthews]

i’m so genuinely dead fucking serious when i say this picture is my roman empire and i think about it at least six times a day

[princesswithsomeinterests]

Felicia and blue wanna target America next week… erm ladies how about we focus on the two men who’ve won more comps than the 5 of you combined

[wiklm]

hello everyone!! i’ve compiled some genshin age headcannons with the help of @interstate35south !!!! because you’re all wrong and i’m SICK of every character only being in their early 20s or several thousand years old with no in between. this will not be nearly the whole cast it’ll probably be like 10 characters or so bc i don’t have time for all that (i’m a liar). ok here we go

- first up let’s talk about ragbros!! this post is gonna be mostly bullet points but we had more to say about these 2. FIRST of all: Diluc was missing for 10 years after Crepus’ death instead of 4. How do i know this?? he told me himself trust me. No but actually him being missing much longer feels more impactful for Diluc and Kaeya’s festering issues they’ve got going on ykwim?? as a wise man (intertstate35south) once said, he’s been gone for 4 years starting at 18?? big whoop that’s just college. Second: Diluc is like 43 ish, kaeya is 40 ish. Diluc came back to mond at ~28 and kaeya was ~25! between then by the time traveler arrives in mond it’s been about 15 years.

- next up cyno tighnari and collei!! i’m ill about them!! i actually have no clue at all what their approximate ages are BUT i’ve seen enough people hc them as being in their mid 20s that i felt the need to make this post in the first place (i am a drama queen)!! in my head i have decided that at the time cyno went to mondstadt to seal collei’s archon residue collei was ~12 (with some wiggle room b/c of how long she was with dottore) and cyno and tighnari were 36 and 34 respectively. as of traveler arriving in sumeru ik sayinf it’s been 3 years and cyno is at 39 and tighnari at 37 and BEFORE YOU TELL ME cyno is the youngest general mahamatra in ages YES that’s true but he could’ve still been the youngest and just been on the job for 15 or so years since being appointed!! he was still appointed young but he wasn’t made general mahatma last week ykwim??

- ok i’m done with the super long ones i’m so sorry for that!! next up we got beidou and ningguang. if i see one more of you call them milfs and then in the same breath say they are twenty seven the heat death of the universe is going to happen and it will be because of me. to be honest i can see them anywhere in the range of 35-47 i don’t really have a specific one for them!! but seriously stop calling them milfs and also 27 years old you can’t do that

- albedo!! i do think him being immortal and some unspecified very large age would be fun but in the case of him being a normal age even if he is immortal i give him a solid 34-37

- jean and lisa early-mid 40s!! it’s just more fun when lisa has substantially less time left yk it ups the stakes

- less of an age headcanon more of a dumb pet peeve of mine but if ONE more of you mfs calls zhongli an old man and then draws baby face twink zhongli.. lord.

-wriothesley 32 trust trust trust . he’s on the younger side for my age hcs bc i think he is still young just not like early 20s young yk

-thoma is in the same age range as diluc/kaeya/jean/lisa bc i am a diluc jean and thoma childhood friends truther

ok that’s all!! may reblog with more some day but for now this is all i got!! don’t take this too serious i’m goofing around and i think about this god awful game FAR too much it’s terrible actually

[westerosirodeo]

Y’all please Aemond does not care about Alys and he sure as hell doesn’t care because she is a strong bastard and so is his child. He is also irresponsible and doesn’t know anything about war neither battle tactics.

The reason he wanted Daemon dead was because he wanted to be known as the one who caused the death of Daemon Targaryen and ended the war but we saw how that went.

[nicollekidman]

honest to god michelle yeoh gets to say whatever she fucking wants… some people are SO fucking WEIRD

[eoieopda]

i don’t think i’m going to survive this week. we’ve got:

dino mixtape

ateez comeback

most importantly, part one of the @daechwitatamic vamp!tae series i’ve been dreaming about for months

1 like = 1 prayer

#prayforjade

[karmelarts]

The takeaway of the finale is NOT ‘abusers can be redeemed’. It’s so clearly supposed to make the audience angry like why would that be the takeaway

[rosethreeart]

Just learned what a rad//queer is and all I can say is: go outside Jesus fuck.

[twistedappletree]

akdjkajdka

[ariesbilly]

Wait I’ve never actually seen someone believe billy was gonna run over the kids until today …. Girl help 😂

[tirednotflirting]

hi taylor swift means everything to me

[borom1r]

I’m sorry the for you page is insane bc every single goddamn time it gets flooded with shit Entirely unrelated to what I post it’s like. ah ok so which one of my fucking mutuals-