#yandere dreamxd

[wimbledonsoot]

Hello! If your requests are closed and not really writing for the Dsmp right now then feel free to ignore it! Could you possibly make C!Tommyinnit with a mother reader? Where the reader is really being like a yandere towards Tommy because he's like her own son, Also the reader is the "Queen of the God's and goddesses" Where the reader is the strongest person on the Dsmp, stronger than DreamXD, Dream and even Technoblade :D

HELLO PERSON

this seems hella cool, but it is my first time writing yandere stuff so i might not be so good at it :)

NOTES - i did this in headcanon form (like via bullet points, because then i don't have to write and edit proper sentences lol, but there is a storyline and plot) - also, the first chapter of 'The Fall' is out, go read it!

(requests are 100% open - go ahead!)

sbi x reader

trigger warnings: mentions of drugging, drugging via magic, swords, and kidnapping (yandere behaviour)

this is dark, so i'm rating this as mature

summary: you can't let the mortals take your son away, can you?

let me start by saying that tommy suspects nothing

we've seen in the c!dsmp how easily he's manipulated, and the same goes here

and you use that to your advantage

a couple honey-sweet words here, a threat there

tommy's yours in days

and if he was the only thing protecting himself, you'd be fine

the issue is that the SBI won't let you take him away that easily

thinking you're just another mortal with bad intentions, they start by confronting you (read: attempting to intimidate you)

tommy's not feeling well, you tell them, when they ask where he is, you're taking care of him; making sure he gets better

they think you're lying, but what they don't know is that the herbs you've been slipping into his meals work well

they've made him forget

yet you've aided that process too, with your magic

when they demand to see him, when techno pulls out his orphan obliterator and threatens violence, that's when you reveal your true form

all it takes is a flash of a sigil - your symbol - and philza's stumbling backwards

he's horrified

because this means that you - queen of the gods - have decided to take tommy, and that they cannot do anything

they're bound to your will, after all

after that, there's little they can do but... fall to your charms too

soon enough you've got a family of gods living in your palace, and none of them remember a thing

[vespertineneon]

More yandere c!Quackity shit plz 😭❤️

PLEASEEE BE SPECIFIC! /nm

I’d love to write more on him. But there’s so much to write and so many ways to do things and ahhhhhhhhh!

Angst? Fluff? Gore? Headcannons? Drabble? Fic?

ANYONE reading this PLEASE send in a request literally anything. But please be specific if you want something about a certain character. I certainly plan on writing more about C!quackity but my askbox is like pintrest but for writing ideas man. Idk what I’d do without it sadly. (Probably just post my DreamXD drafts from the Mon Dieu fic)

[maddenleftchat]

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Ooh, can I ask for some platonic DSMP HCs with DreamXD & Foolish with a New God Darling who is child of the of the God of Time & the God of Sleep? Darling is basically a kid by god standards, and is almost always asleep somewhere. Darling is also one of the most promising fledgling time gods yet, and is capable of bending any reality’s time to suit their will with zero repercussions on them.

Well, say that DreamXD & Foolish are “friends” or “allies” with Darling’s parents, and they get summoned for a quest by the gods who are in charge of other gods or whatever, and Darling gets entrusted to DreamXD & Foolish for a few decades while they handle business. Darling is extremely fond of them, and isn’t upset about this little “sleep over vacation” at all.

DreamXD

* It's a miracle you're still alright with him taking care of you. XD doesn't have one single idea of what he's doing and chances are, George ends up taking care of you throughout the whole time, as XD tries to poke your eyes.

Foolish Gamers

* Foolish adores kids! He has two kids himself! He would try to make the three of you all get along. He would want his babies and you to get along. Hopefully, you can teach his children some tricks and stuff, so they would become better! He's excited!

[yandere-mc-yt]

Okay, hear me out-

Headcanon about Dream XD who is not really good at human emotions, especially like love-

He find out that he have a crush on Y/n but because of Y/n spend a lot of time with George or Sapnap , he became so confused of sudden feeling that makes him so angry and desparatly want to have Y/n only for himself confuses him.

Please, I love him so much and seeing him jealous make me feel so special-

Anyway, Take care of yourself and remember your feelings are important 💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💓

DreamXD

Warnings: Yandere Themes, possessiveness, stalking mentioned, love at first sight, jealousy

I agree! Being what he is, DreamXD probably USED TO have a grasp on his own emotions but over the centuries (and more than likely due to the lack of interactions with mortals) forgot how to function around other sentient beings normally.... and no longer understood his own emotions.

With the creation of the SMP, he knew he'd probably/eventually have to interact with mortals again- which leads him to meeting his would be darling.

It was sort of instantaneous for him to feel drawn to them and quickly became possessive and he didn't really understand why. XD wpuld just pass it up as him fonding them interesting- even if they were the most bland and boring mortal around.

He actually spends most of his time watching over them instead of interacting with them at first. Its when he starts to see them have fun and hang around other that he feels... worse.

XD feels all gross and wrong when he sees his darling with others and he doesn't understand why. If he doesn't figure it out on his own, he's going to ask the nearest (and most trusted) terrified mortal to explain his feelings to him

From there its not going to be a fun time!

[god1ngs]

hi!! same person who requested the c!tommy !! im not sure if you write for yandere dreamxd (platonic or not, your pick lol) if you do that'd be v poggers!! (:

━‎ yandere! dreamxd

genre; hcs, yandere, romantic

contains; yandere content, 1 mention of threatening, manipulation, death, possessive behavior

note; i had fun writing this! and sorry this is so late as well!

masterlist

now, dreamxd doesn't normally understand how usual humans do / react

but he does know that he feels something for you

he doesn't know what, so he asks george

george just scoffs and goes "you like them, dream, ew" "i'm not dream"

dreamxd doesn't know difference between platonic and romantic attraction, so he assumes they're the same thing

so the way he wants to protect / is protective of george is how he acts with you

except way worse

at first you welcomed it! you liked talking with dreamxd and he listened to your every word, even if it was terrifying to have a god around at first

but then he started to become more,, possessive

he didn't let you leave the house at the start,, he would beg for you to stay home and, in one case, threatened you as well

hates whenever you're around other people and so he starts dragging you away from them

he tells you that you don't need other people, you only need him

he tries to make you dependent on him, making sure he's your only source of social interaction since he won't let you see your friends

most likely kidnaps you

he preaches about how he wants to protect you and that he can't do so if you aren't with him at all times

tries to convince you it's for the better

"you'll be okay! you just need to stick with me, you're safe here!"

if you ever escape, as well as have attempted many times before and have been rude to him, he kills you the first time he sees you

[sallysoot]

I heard that your drabble requests are open so- how about a drabble of yandere! dreamXD (the god of the smp)? (maybe with a compliant and kind darling? idk man whatever suits your fancy) - 🍄 shroom anon!

of course!!!!! <33 bark bark ARF DREAMXD,,,, HIM,,,,

↱ PRIZED. ↲

[ pairing ; yandere!dreamXD x reader ] [ wc ; 100 ]

         a god's eyes are the roving sort, seeing the fragility of a mortal soul laid out before them at every moment. perhaps, then, that is why he favors you. you're the most gentle of all, he thinks. obedient, knowing well the place that your mortality has earned you and basking in the protection he grants you.

           "you'll stay, won't you? even if i decide to erase them all, and start over?"

           your hands on his obscured face are warm, just as kind as they are breakable. so perfect you are that you smile at him, murmuring in reply, "of course."

[shepard-ram]

Here's part three hopefully we can have a yandere appear.

You had to admit you weren't expecting to talk to a ghost today, to be fair you never expected to even see one in your lifetime but hey it was nice having someone to talk to other than penelope ( you finally named the piglet after all she was gonna be with you for a while) and friend, you actually found out that friend belonged to the ghost in question,Ghostbur he said his name was. Strangely when the ghost tried to shepard the sheep back through the portal he refused, trotted back to you and started trying to pull you towards the portal much to both of your surprise.

Ghostbur didn't quite know what to do right now. Why didn't friend want to come home? Did he prefer this new person over him? Oh maybe friend wanted to show this person L'manberg, yes that had to be it, oh they would love it plus it would be a much better place for you to raise your piglin child. Wait why was logshire a bad place again after all he and Tommy had their vacation here, well if he can't remember it must not be important,to L'manberg you go.

As to what happened next once you stepped through the portal could be called pandamonum, for one you suddenly got a lot of eyes on you as the tnt rain stopped once a certain mask wearing man spotted you and just started staring seamingly uncaring at the destruction occurring below, the withers paused in their rampage and floated over towards you much to the ghosts distress, but the rain of attacks never came instead the withers simply paused right next to you and stare at penelope who reaction to these mobs of death and destruction was to clap, excitedly oink and try and touch them ( not that you would let her after all poking random mobs you just met was rude after all), two attackers paused staring at you all with thoughts filling their minds, whilst the third clutching his head tried to block out instincts of a side of him he had long since buried.

Phil just sort of froze as he stared at the person who must have been the mysterious (redacted) fledgling , he didn't have to worry about being attacked after all everyone else was just as stupefied as the withers techno summoned just happily floated next to them and the tiny piglet fledgling's chick in their arms bundled up in was that a blue blanket? Well at least he now knew where his sons sheep had been, as for why the withers weren't attacking them perhaps they were a wither hybrid? Either way they way the poor dear looked, shaking in fear made his more bird like instincts flair up after all you seemed to be a friend of his son's ghost and a fellow parent, maybe he could convince Techno to let you move in with them, to keep you safe.

Techno was having fun after all he was destroying a corrupt government that had tried to kill him after all. When he heard Ghostbur screaming once he popped through the portal, he paid no attention, then the tnt stopped and the withers went off towards the nether portal then he paid attention. Then as he stared at the figure the voices erupted E, ready-made family arc, aww they have a piglet, E, Blood for the blood god, protect, their ours right? he let out a hiss as he finally looked at the person who could have only been (redacted) and just like the voices said a little runt piglin was bundled up in their arms happily oinking away. Techno was never one to repress his piglin instincts but right now they were hitting him full force, the runt he could understand after all if he had a bastion he would have been a brute so the fact that his instincts were screaming at him to take the runt somewhere safe away from the fighting, that he could understand what he couldn't understand was the fact that his mind was reacting to the runts parent as if they were gold, his body twitching as he held off the urge to storm over pick both runt and parent and bundle them both up safely in his cabin away from corrupt government and the smp in general, well after he dealt with the withers anyhow.

Above it all invisible watching as your new guards circled you and your child, the god couldn't help but chuckle as the mortals became just as enthralled as he was, especially the fleeing admin after all there was a reason why hybrids shouldn't suppress their instincts. While he may get less time with you he couldn't help but be excited for the chaos you were sure to bring.

There finally we are at the yandere. This took longer than expected to write but I'm glad it's done.

Ender-anon

I love the withers refusing to do anything but keep you and your adopted kid company as everyone tries to deal with what you're doing to the mods and hybrids. Both Phil and Techno suddenly being overwhelmed with strangely powerful urge to protect someone they've never met. All while XD happily watches the chaos about to unfold from your presence

[grian-propaganda]

Forever intimidated by the fact that Grian went from whatever was YHS to being one of the very few strict PG MCYTs while still being an agent of chaos... He has range

[dodo-begone]

Next idea for you, featuring Yandere Dream XD:

Imagine being Dream's spouse, trying to move on with your life while he's in prison. You want to distance yourself from the whole thing, and put it all behind you.

Then he shows up, this being who looks and acts like your husband but definitely isn't him.

He keeps showing up in your house like he belongs there, acting and treating you like Dream once had before everything went to hell. He tries taking you out on dates, and doing these things no person should be able to do just to try and impress you. You've tried getting him to leave you alone, but he just won't.

You snap when you hear this being call himself your husband. You scream at him, tell him that he's not your husband, and that he'll never be what Dream was to you.

He goes silent.

Then he stands up, backs you up against the wall, and whispers in your ear. "I know I'm not your first husband, but I'm a thousand times better than him. So why don't you calm down a bit dear?" -Top Hat Anon

:O UH HUH I’M LISTENING I’ve been on a small dreamxd kick lately- been wanting to write/read fics of him.

He swears he’s gonna treat you better. Before you call him out on not being your husband, he’s doing all this lovey dovey stuff. Some of it is stuff Dream used to do with you while others are more questionable. Example: this is a man of vulture culture. This man will collect bones and give them to you as a gift. The more pristine, the better. And these other odd gifting patterns. Loves to cuddle you too. Just lays on you like a damn cat.

Kwndjdidj sorry it’s not a lot- thinking hard :D

[waywardnajsepticeye]

Okay so-

Drista is canonically a goddess. Sooo, that would make DreamXD her older brother.

How does she deal with her brother being a yandere?

[insomniaccipher]

Sooooo... is DreamXD a yandere or am I looking at it wrong?

[harley2408quinn]

Uhm so I read this-

https://god1ngs.tumblr.com/post/650593576970027008/hi-same-person-who-requested-the-ctommy-im

And my head just decided to make these-

Hope you enjoy! If you don’t uh… get off?

[maddenleftchat]

An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

- 👑

Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Yandere Dream SMP Headcanons Part 5

DreamXD

* DreamXD is a manipulative yandere. He is god, and he makes sure to use that to his advantage when it comes to you. He loves you but he also knows that he can't show that, otherwise, you will get too comfortable and will think that you can escape from him, which is not correct. * If you would reject him, he would make sure that anyone that you love would be destroyed. He is god and he will make sure that you understand his wrath if you keep rejecting him.

Foolish Gamers/Foolish

* Foolish Gamers is a protective yandere. He is a sweet and gentle person, but don't let that fool you. His past is bloody and he is capable of hurt people if it means that you will be safe. All he wants is for you to be safe and happy. There is nothing else that he wishes for. * If you would reject him, he would understand, but he would still want to protect you. Yes, you didn't accept his love, but it doesn't mean he doesn't love you anymore.

JackManifoldTV/Jack

* Jack Manifold is a manipulative yandere. He is quite a nice person! And he does care for you. But sometimes, when he thinks that you are slipping from his fingers, he will make sure to lead you back onto the path of being with him again. He knows it's not good for him to do that, but he can't help it. He doesn't want to lose you. * If you would reject him, he would be heartbroken, but he won't hurt you. He'll just guilt you into continuing being his friend and eventually, dating him.

Slimecicle/Charlie

* Slimecicle is a worshipper yandere. To him, you are so wonderful and cool! You're almost as cool as Quackity from Las Nevadas. You taught him so much and you even taught him about love! How could he not found you to be so absolutely wonderful! Here, let him give you a kiss! * If you would reject him, he honestly wouldn't understand what that means. Does that mean that you will be with him later on? That's cool! He can wait!

The Egg/Crimson

* The Egg is a manipulative yandere. From the moment that the Egg had seen you, it knew that it needed you in its empire. You would have been a wonderful addition. Besides, some of its members were getting lonely, so how could it not bring someone as sweet as you in? * If you would reject it, it would get very angry and force you to join. If you didn't want to join by your will, then it will make you join by force.

Ghost Mexican Dream/Garlos

* Garlos is a dependent yandere. Unlike Carlos, Garlos is a little bit more serious, but he still keeps his usual playful nature. He knows that you are someone who he can depend on and he does. After he died, you were the only person that he felt comfortable and safe with. * If you would reject him, he would make sure to hunt you either way. He loves you and he wants to be with you. He won't leave you alone until you finally say yes to his love.

[thesunicarusfellfor]

Icarus( did I spell that right? ) my beloved does you have any yandere c! Technoblade and philza with a shy reader stories? 👀

Feel free to take as long as you like I'm in no rush hopefully you don't mind me requesting alot if it's a problem then I will stop requesting as much as I do

Agian I love your writing have a lovely day or evening my beloved(platonic!!)

:D

Darling Mooshroom, I adore you so much (platonically). You have my full permission to fill my inbox with any and all requests that come to mind. I love the ideas you give me and you're the only one who has requested more than once (other than anons but I can't tell with them.)

Also. Philza Philza Philza I FINALLY GET TO WRITE FOR THIS MANS WOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry ignore me. Unfortunately, this story will be shorter than my normal ones because I used up the majority of my brainpower on other stories and I feel bad for keeping you waiting <3 (plat)

(Techno is not part of sleepy bois in this story. Instead, Techno and Philza are ancient gods and set more in like Ancient Egyptian times?? Really low key Yandere in this story)

TW: Yandere, mentions of a creep, getting robbed

Mortal of Gold (Yandere!C!Techno x GN!Shy!Reader x Yandere!C!Philza)

Was it your appearance? Or your shy personality? Perhaps it was the various amounts of golden chains and jewels sprinkled strategically all over your person...

Crows and Piglins were naturally attracted to gold, so that's how Techno justified himself, but Philza wasn't stupid, he's been through this many times before. He knew what being in love was.

But they had never felt so... Strongly towards a mortal before.

The God of Blood and War continued trying to deny his feelings for you, but he always found himself watching you shuffle around the Ancient DreamSMP, curled in on yourself as you walked to and from shrines for the gods that you had made.

Philza, the God of Survival and Crows, leaned over a bowl of ink and water and stared into the swirling designs, watching as it shifted into a picture. He saw a lovely figure kneeling at the base of a statue, placing a bowl of fresh bread and cakes, before lighting some incense and standing up, their head dipped in silent prayer.

The winged god chuckled softly and adjusted his large hat before cupping his hands together in a bowl shape. Slowly, with very minor concentration, a golden chain appeared with an emerald heart shape dangling off of it. With a small but sharp whistle, a black crow swooped in through the window and perched itself on his arm, "Yes Dadza?" It chirped telepathically, tilting its head curiously.

"Hello, my child. I would like you to place this on the young mortal's doorstep. I trust you will be able to find it?" He smiled softly and held out the piece of jewellery to the feathered creature who picked it up in its beak.

"Sure, Dadza!" The bird gave a squawk before hopping over to the bowl of ink and water to study the appearance of the mortal. "Oh! It's (Y/n) again! Didn't Technoblade recently cause a man to meet his end because he was rude to them?"

The man sighed, rubbing his face with his free hand, "Yes, Techno is brash like that... I should speak to him about that after... Now, be on your way. I would like them to receive the gift before they start putting their faith in other gods." With another telepathic chirp, the bird quickly took flight and headed out the window. Once his beloved crow, Chat, was gone, he leaned over the bowl again.

The mortal was now praying to Technoblade's shrine, after giving an offering of beer and herbs with the incense now re-lit. Phil decided to disperse the image with a wave of his hand, beginning to make his way to his old friend, the God of War and Blood.

With a flurry of black feathers, Philza landed on the balcony Techno had designed specifically for him and closed his wings neatly behind him, "Techno?" He called, walking through the red curtains into the room of the God. When his emerald-coloured eyes landed on the tall man, he discovered that he was hunched over a large bronze dish like he had been moments ago.

"Yeah, I'm here." The pink-haired male sighed, adjusting his glasses before pushing his long hair out of his face as he looked up from the bowl. "What do you need, Phil?"

"I'm here to discuss (Y/n). That mortal we are both smitten with?" He watched as the god's cheeks visibly turned pink despite his tough demeanour, causing Philza to chuckle into his hand, "Relax. It's obvious. And I know how you had one of your followers beheaded that poor fisherman."

"Millionaires. Not followers." Techno retorted with a scoff as he stepped away from the bowl filled with likely water and ink. "In my defence he deserved it. He should've known better and held his tongue when being in the presents of one of my worshipers."

Phil wasn't able to hold back his sigh, "Millionaires? Good grief Techno, you're just making up words at this point. Besides, that's not the main reason I flew out here," The Survival God's eyes suddenly darkened, catching Techno off guard but nonetheless made him happy, "I heard... That (Y/n) has been getting threats from the village of L'Manberg."

Techno frowned at the thought of anything happening to their favourite mortal. The images that appeared in his mind caused the voices in his head to roar in anger, demanding for human blood to be spilt across his shrines.

"Yeah. I suggest we put a stop to it. But, I do want to meet our little mortal..." Philza smirked a bit, raising his hand in an attempt to stop Techno from seeing how violent his thoughts were becoming towards the humans.

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You couldn't help but smile as you saw the new jewellery that had been placed at your doorstep, scooping it up into your hands and taking a moment to put the necklace and solid gold armband on. You were quite aware that the vast amounts of jewellery covering your body made you a target for thieves, but you trusted in your gods to keep you safe.

On your eighteenth birthday, your village had dressed you up and offered you to the gods in exchange for safety and a good harvest, chaining you in the middle of the dessert on a stone platform. You would have perished from starvation had a black crow not have carried a basket filled with the ripest and fresh fruits you had ever had. That's when you knew that Philza was watching over you.

Technoblade had started watching over you not long after that. On a trip into the village for yeast to make bread to offer Philza, a creep had cornered you in an alleyway. He began making disgusting remarks towards you, but a man with glowing gold eyes and red sclera came up and pummeled him into the ground before completely vanishing. It had been a high priest of Technoblade's Syndicate temple who told you that it was the God of Blood and War who saved you.

"Look," Techno whispered under his breath as he saw you standing in your doorway with a soft smile. Philza peaked around the corner as well, watching you attach the jewellery to your (s/t) skin with a smile of his own, "I take it the necklace is from you?" The tusked male asked as he pulled the hood on his cheap commoner clothing up to cover his noticeable pink hair.

Phil did the same, trying to hide his inhumane blue eyes from view, while also trying to shoo away Chat who was relentlessly teasing the two of them, "Sh! Chat, it's not like- No. Shut. WHat?! I'm not being a creep!" He hissed to the blackbird, trying to bat it away with his free hand, while Techno was snickering to himself, "Wait, no! This is my bread, (Y/n) made it for me! Get your own!"

After watching his old friend get bullied by Chat for a few minutes, he turned back to watch you walk back out of your home, holding the cup of beer you had placed at his shrine earlier today. Your offerings were always his favourite... He would burn this entire village down if they tried to chain you into the desert again... Actually.. That was a good idea...

The two gods silently followed behind you, watching you nervously try your best to avoid social conversation, but they noticed how the other mortals seemed to look down upon you for wearing so much golden jewellery.

"H-he-hello..." You murmured out meekly as you approached the man selling fruits and different herbs. Leaning forward, you carefully inspected the cranberries and cinnamon specifically, knowing that they were Philza's and Technoblade's favourite offerings.

You heard footsteps walking behind you, but because the market was busier than normal today, you decided to brush it off. Until you felt someone gently grab the golden jewellery dangling from your ears, giving it a light pull, "Solid gold, ey? Aren't you a poor little peasant?" A voice male voice cooed softly in your ear, causing you to spin around quickly, backing up until you hit the table that all the fruit and herbs were placed on.

Dream. The high priest of DreamXD's temple. The God of Control and Manipulation. This man truly believed he was the walking incarnate of the god himself, and even named himself after the god! Truly a maniac...

"Dream..." You murmured softly, your body trembling and flinching away from his touch, "I-I'm not giving them to you for you to offer up to your twisted god... I worship Technoblade and Philza... No one else."

The masked man growled in annoyance before he snapped his fingers and two men in masks grabbed onto your shoulders before beginning to tear the golden jewellery off of your body. Snapping the golden chains off from around your neck and wrists, pulling the earrings out of your ears and the golden bands from around your biceps. The entire time you yelped and begged for them to leave the gifts you had received from your gods alone, everyone else around you putting their heads down and averting their eyes, pretending not to see you.

A flurry of black feathers clouded your vision and you heard three hard thuds before a loud barking voice echoed through your ears.

"How DARE you!"

"Techno! Help me burn this damned village to the ground!"