#yandere pure vanilla cookie x reader

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

HIIIW HOW ARE YOU? i’ve got a another request for you (i did ask a question a few weeks ago but i’m not sure if you saw it, it’s fine though)

imagine the yan! beasts and the yan! ancients (separately) with a reader that’s very stoic and calm, that has a reputation as a warrior or chief or something like that (something that has to do with fighting or getting or hands dirty.. or numbs? idk cookies don’t necessarily have hands) to hold so they have no room to be soft for anyone, but if you get them a little tipsy, they become more open? y’know how people get cuteness aggression from pets, yeah that’s reader, they become a totally different person when in private.. or tipsy, of course they still have control over themselves but still have like.. major cuteness aggression, but once a day passes, they act like it didn’t even happen

I don't think I ever got that? If you want to resend it, you can!

Eternal Sugar Cookie would more than likely get you purposely tipsy more often to see this side of you, which she believes is reserved only for her. She'll always play it off the next day, acting like she doesn't know what you mean about her always carrying some alcohol.

Mystic Flour Cookie finds it endearing how you open up during events like this, but she never forces you to drink. No, she'll just.. gently persuade you. After all, it's only you two. There's no harm in it!

Burning Spice Cookie, surprisingly, wouldn't take advantage of it. While he'd love to see you more open and closer with him, despite his twisted obsession, he wants that to happen naturally. So getting drinks with him is far and few between, but whenever you two do, manipulation is often involved.

Silent Salt Cookie is similar to Burning Spice Cookie, but he won't hesitate to offer up to glass to you if he feels like you're hiding something from him. Getting you to be more open is a tough thing, so he'll savor the moments where you'll be too tipsy to remember what you tell him.

Shadow Milk Cookie can't help but be a little.. conflicted. While on one hand, you drinking and getting tipsy and being open is great for him, he can get to know more about you! But on the other hand, he wonders about if you'll find out. What will you do? He really doesn't want to have to control you with his strings, but if he has to..

Hollyberry Cookie is probably the reason why you were drinking in the first place. Maybe a game she challenged you to, or just a night out between you, too. Regardless, she's fully aware of what you're like during this, and she takes it to her advantage. She'll learn everything she can about you in that time frame. Say, how about another outing sometime soon?

Dark Cacao Cookie probably doesn't drink that often, meaning you don't either. But when you do, he insists to anyone else that he'll be the one to take care of you. Guiding you to a private room, he'll gently pry information from you. How you feel about him, about others.. all to help his plans of making you love him.

Golden Cheese Cookie probably encourages you to drink. Every time you've gotten tipsy or worse, she's always been there and always there to help you calm down.. while asking questions to you that seem obvious, but to her she needs answered. After all, she can't have you panicking if she keeps you in the kingdom indefinitely..

White Lily Cookie rarely, if ever, drinks, so to see you get tipsy around her is a surprise. And the thing is, she might have not even been around when you first started drinking. She merely stumbled upon you and, well, decided to take advantage of the situation at hand. Just asking some questions, that's all. She just needs to know how you feel about her..

Pure Vanilla Cookie would try his damn hardest not to ask you anything while tipsy, but his obsession would win out. He'd start with small questions before they slowly ramp up in intensity and desperation. Cookies always say that you speak your true thoughts when you're intoxicated, so surely you mean everything you're saying. (He's so delusional.)

[yaysof11037]

Okay okay, I know I’ve still got a ton of Danganronpa wips to do but gosh dangit I’ve been on a huge Cookie Run kick recently I just gotta get this one out there! This one I thought of at three am one night for whatever reason—literally woke up in the middle of the night and thought “huh. What if Pure Vanilla Cookie was Yandere?” When I say that, I mean more like a soft yandere bc even if Vanilla tried, he could never be spicy lol 😂 (and ya girl never writes spicy stuff anyway). So uh… enjoy my random 3 am thought I guess?

This will be an x reader story; reader has no specific gender, so guys, gals, and non-binary pals, y’all are welcome!

Btw, this story does technically take place after the events of Odyssey, but it’s a bit different (Pure Vanilla Cookie is still a king, for example. And Custard didn’t try to keep the Soul Jam to himself).

Trigger Warning: This story may contain mentions of kidnapping (tho reader doesn’t know they were kidnapped, if that makes sense) If the subject makes you uncomfortable, I advise you not to read.

Resting In The King’s Arms (Soft Yandere Pure Vanilla Cookie x Reader)

The castle chandeliers softly glimmered in the dark as you patrolled each hallway with your fellow knighted colleagues. The events of Dark Enchantress Cookie’s attack at the Creme Republic plagued your mind as you limped slightly. Ever since that day, your Knight Commander, Custard Cookie had ordered all soldiers to be guarding the Vanilla Castle at all times, even those who had just gotten out of recovery for their injuries during the attack. Some barely had any time to recover at all. That included you.

Out of all the Vanilla soldiers that fought that day, you arguably had the worse injuries. At least, that’s what His Majesty said to your Commander.

“I can’t really guarantee a fast healing process, but if you could just give them some time off to rest, I can—

“Nonsense, Your Majesty! There is no need to trouble yourself over a mere soldier. They’ve fought through worse injuries, they’ll be fine.”

“Ah, b-but Custard—

“Isn’t that right, soldier?”

You shivered as the memory of your Commander talking down to you plagued your mind. Why, you were practically fighting to hold your tears in; tears from your immense pain and fear of making your Commander mad. Gods, how was it ever possible that you became a Vanilla soldier, when you could barely keep yourself together if someone simply just gave you a mean glare.

“Y… yes, Commander… Y-Your Majesty, I will be alright. It’s just a mere scratch in my dough.”

The memory of the sad, worried look the king himself gave you only made you feel guilty for not allowing him to heal you. He could probably tell you were on the verge of tears—you were never very good at hiding your emotions.

You shook the memories away as you and your colleagues parted to patrol different areas of the castle. Something you didn’t want to do, but decided not to argue with them about it. You hated conflict, after all. And even if you were to have a slight disagreement, it would just end with you excusing yourself to the nearest restroom and washing your face to calm your nerves down.

Gods… what a pathetic soldier you were. Why did you even decide to become a soldier? You weren’t cut out for this. The Commander didn’t even choose you to be a part of the Vanilla army in the first place… it was His Majesty. What on Earthbread did he see in you?! You’d pass as one of the local villagers rather than a fearsome soldier. Perhaps His Majesty made a mistake in selecting you—

!!!

There was a noise. It was faint, yet noticeable. You were far enough from your colleagues at this point to be the only one to hear it, however. Gods, the idea of facing a possible intruder alone was terrifying to you. But… you had to. For His Majesty…

It came from the king’s flower garden. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on how you looked at it), you happened to be close enough to stop the intruder from doing… whatever it was they were doing.

With a shaky breath, you dashed into the garden, drawing your spear.

“HALT, INTRUDER! LEAVE HIS MAJESTY’S GARDEN IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!”

You exhaled as you looked around the garden. The beautiful lilies and orchids were still in one place, fragrant as ever. But… no sign of an intruder…

Odd… maybe you were just hearing things?

Of course you were… you were always too paranoid for your own good—

…

At first, you didn’t hear any other strange noises. Not even a pin dropping. But… after a few seconds… you couldn’t help but feel like you were hearing… singing?

A lullaby. Someone was singing a lullaby.

At least… that’s what it sounded like.

The voice was soft, and quiet. Almost comforting, even. Hell, you would probably feel more at ease if it wasn’t so dark…

You held your spear close as you carefully moved around the garden, hoping to figure out who the voice was, and why they were in the garden at this hour. You were doubtful it was a mere intruder now… they wouldn’t be giving away their position like this if that was the case.

So… why did you hear singing? Maybe it was just your mind playing tricks on you?

All your thoughts began to slowly fade as you now felt… oddly more relaxed. Maybe it was the scent of the flowers? You did sense a nice, sweet aroma around you…

But… we’re flowers meant to have this strong of a scent? If it was a subtle sweetness, you wouldn’t even question it.

But this sweet smell seemed to be growing stronger with every step you took. It was almost… overpowering your senses…

…

Something was wrong…

You couldn’t tell what was wrong in the situation you were in… but something in your mind told you that you needed to get back to your comrades. As quickly as possible.

Groggily, you whipped your head around and began speed walking back to the doors you entered moments before. You would’ve ran had you felt more awake and alert, but the sweet scent was just too strong. And the lullaby you thought you were hearing seemed to be making you feel more tired. More… heavy?

“What on… Earthbread…?”

That was all you managed to utter before your vision grew hazy. Was this… some kind of sorcery? Who was doing this?!

Your mind immediately went to Dark Enchantress Cookie’s most loyal servant, Pomegranate Cookie. But… you shook that thought away quickly. After all… this voice almost sounded a bit more on the masculine side. And it was much too warm and gentle to match the cold hearted sorceress anyway.

So… who? Who could be… doing this?

You were just mere inches away from the door, before your body finally succumbed to the overpowering scent and collapsed to the ground with a loud thud. You could’ve sworn you heard the lullaby come to an abrupt end, followed by a concerned gasp and quick footsteps.

Before you could even catch a glimpse of the Cookie who may or may not have sedated you with their magic, your vision faded to black as you slipped into unconsciousness.

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“…”

“…”

“…nghh?”

You felt your vision slowly coming back to you as you awakened from… your slumber? Odd… you didn’t remember returning to your room for the night…

Wait… no… that can’t be right…

This bed… the mattress… it was much too soft to be your own. And the blankets you appeared to be under felt much too silky to be your short cotton covers. Unlike your sheets, these ones nearly covered your entire form, with only your head poking out. Despite that, you felt like your face would bury itself at any moment just to get some of the warmth as well.

Where… exactly we’re you?

Oh… oh gods no…

Had you been captured?!

Dammit! How pathetic were you?! Just allowing yourself to be taken by an enemy force?! Gods! If the Commander were to find you and begrudgingly rescue you, you’d never hear the end of it! Gods… just who could’ve done this—?

Your vision had fully adjusted now as you appeared to be in a room of white and gold, with a few pots of lilies and orchids perched at each windowsill. There was a sense of familiarity with this room…

Then… it hit you…

Somehow… you ended up in His Majesty’s room.

“Oh Witches! How embarrassing!”

You cursed to yourself for supposedly entering the king’s room without his permission and prepared to rise from the bed. But… you couldn’t get up?

Odd… nothing was physically keeping you flat on the bed, other than perhaps the comforting warmth of the blankets… yet even lifting a finger felt… heavy. Almost exhausting, even.

And despite feeling alert, the sense of grogginess never left you as you could barely lift your eyelids any further.

What on Earthbread was this? Why were you in His Majesty’s room? What was going on?

Your trail of thought was interrupted as you could hear the same soft and gentle voice singing a much more jovial melody from a distance, getting closer. You shivered slightly as you tried to picture which Cookie the voice belonged to. It couldn’t be the king himself, would it?

If so, you had quite a bit of explaining to do…

A rattle of keys could be heard, followed by the satisfying click of the door being unlocked, and the gentle turn of a knob.

You braced yourself for embarrassment and humiliation as the door slowly creaked open…

And sure enough… the source of the voice… poking his head through… holding a little tray of what seemed like tea in a pot with a cup to match…

“Oh, thank goodness you’re awake!”

Was none other than King Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Just perfect.

You pathetically glanced up as he rushed to your bedside, gently setting down the tray on the nearby end table in the process. Almost like a mother checking in on a sick child, he gently placed his hand over your forehead. You honestly couldn’t tell if he was merely just checking your temperature, or if he was trying to give you some sort of warm gesture to let you know everything was fine.

“How are you feeling?”

“I-I… Y-Your Majes—!”

Before you could even finish your sentence, your hoarse throat began to sting as a strand of weak coughs escaped your lips. His Majesty let out a concerned gasp as he quickly looked over at the teapot and cup. You watched as he poured the contents of the pot into the little teacup, the sweet scent of vanilla, milk, and honey filling the air.

“H-here. Drink this. It should help soothe your throat.”

Slowly, you accepted the king’s kind gesture and brought the cup to your lips. A comforting warmth had spread to your tongue as the sweet flavor of the contents satisfied your taste buds. This tea… it was probably the best tea you’ve ever had. It almost tasted like something your mother would’ve made… only much more luxurious.

Of course it would be… this was His Majesty, after all…

Taking the precious time out of his night to aid a pathetic soldier.

How horrible of you… to make the king himself come to your aid. And for what? A scratch in your dough? That strange incident in the garden? What a pretentious bastard you were…

“Is that better?”

And here he was. Kindly checking to see if you were okay, like you were a feeble child…

“I—I suppose, Your Majesty…”

Before you knew it, you had finished your tea. Gods… such gluttonous behavior to display in front of royalty. Feeling angered at yourself, you set down your empty teacup and prepared to get up from the bed.

“I appreciate your kind gesture, Your Majesty. But I don’t want you to trouble yourself over m—nngh!!”

A sharp pain spread through your side, interrupting your sentence. Pure Vanilla Cookie’s eyes widened as he gently laid you back down on the bed.

“Oh goodness! P-please don’t strain yourself! You’ll make the pain worse!”

“Ah—b-but Your Majesty… I-I can’t stay in your room! That would be most undignified of me!”

“I truly don’t mind. Honest.”

“B-but—!”

“I brought you here, after all. It… it would be rather rude of me to kick you out without treating your wounds…”

You paused. His Majesty… brought you to his room? But how?

As if he knew exactly what you were thinking, he continued.

“I… I saw you in the garden. It sounded like you were yelling at an intruder, so I got worried and decided to go help you. But… by the time I got there, the intruder was gone. A-and you fainted…”

Ah. That made sense. Somewhat…

There was just.. one thing off about His Majesty’s statement. At least, that’s what you felt… but… what was it?

Oh, who were you kidding? Suspecting the king himself of lying to you? Such a horrid assumption you were making…

You briefly shook away your self questioning thoughts as you returned your gaze to his own, a hint of curiosity and awe glimmering in your eyes.

“You… you came to help me?”

He gave you a sad smile and nodded as he took hold of your hand.

“Of course. You looked like you were in so much pain… how could I not help you?”

There it was. He pitied you. Of course he would…

Before you could start feeling sorry for yourself again, you felt His Majesty gently pull the covers down, only to stop midway to gaze into your eyes.

“Is… is it alright if I take a look at them?”

The look he gave you was of pleading and hopefulness, almost as if he wanted you to give him permission. Gods, must he be this kind to ask? Must he be this kind to a mere soldier, such as yourself?

Hoping he could somewhat ease your pain, you slowly nod, feeling slightly guilty for making him go through all of this trouble just to help you. Returning a warm smile your way, Pure Vanilla Cookie pulled the rest of your covers away.

You then noticed you weren’t wearing your armor…

You didn’t know why that realization slightly unnerved you. How else could His Majesty take a proper look at your injuries? But still… the mere thought of the king himself removing your armor while you were unconscious… it was rather embarrassing…

He noticed how tense you suddenly became and did his best to reassure you.

“Oh… I-I hope you don’t mind… one of my theories as to why you fainted could be that your armor was weighing you down. I-uh… figured you could use a small break from wearing it so much…”

Hearing his gentle tone by itself… that alone was enough to relax you a little. Of course His Majesty was only being considerate to you. There was no need to feel embarrassed then, right?

You allowed yourself to stop thinking for a bit as he lifted up your shirt, allowing him to see the big haphazardly bandaged wound over the left side of your abdomen. His brief look of curiosity turned to that of horror once he removed the bandages to get a better look.

“Oh, you poor thing… how did you even walk with this?”

“Ah, um… I-it’s not that bad, Your Majesty! I—ow! I treated it myself!”

“A-are… are you sure it’s been treated? It doesn’t really look like it’s getting better…”

“Well… I’ll admit I did rush when I put the bandages on…”

“Mm. I’m afraid not every wound can be mended with just bandages alone…”

You felt the sheer embarrassment of your lack of medical knowledge being called out get to you as your face quickly turned red. His Majesty noticed this as he held up his staff, giving you a reassuring look.

“But, it’s no one else’s fault but mine. I… I shouldn’t have let Custard talk me out of letting you soldiers go without making sure you were properly healed…”

You could’ve sworn you saw a scowl creep onto his face as soon as he mentioned your Commander. That look… it didn’t really suit His Majesty at all…

“Of course, I would’ve made sure you all had gotten proper rest had he not started running his mouth about ‘my safety’ or how ‘good soldiers don’t need rest.’ Witchdammit, he just… his behavior sickens me sometimes…”

Stopping himself from getting caught up in his rant, he held his staff over your abdomen as he chanted one of his healing spells. A warm light began to emit from his staff. Eventually, your wound began to glimmer in the same light as you felt the pain slowly fading.

Finally, the spell had come to its conclusion as the open, mostly untreated wound was reduced to a much less painful scar. Hell, it was barely painful at all. You watched in awe as he healed your other injuries, albeit more mild than the first wound. Eventually, his work was done, leaving you utterly amazed.

“Wow! Y-Your Majesty—I-I think you’ve fixed me! Your magic is truly a blessing of the Light!”

His Majesty couldn’t help but let out a little giggle as a bashful tint of red etched over his cheeks, almost like he wasn’t expecting the praise at all.

“Oho, don’t you start flattering me!” He teased. “I simply did what needed to be done is all!”

It was admirable how humble he was to you. How kind. Caring. It was no wonder why he was selected to rule The Vanilla Kingdom all those years ago.

“N-no really! Y-your magic—it’s amazing! I can’t thank you enough for what you’ve done for me!”

Gods, you were absolutely over the moon! The king… he healed you! He personally helped you! Granted, you still felt a tad bit of guilt for taking time out of his night—but that was overshadowed by your sheer euphoria. You were just so glad you weren’t in pain anymore.

In the midst of your excitement, you glanced over at a nearby clock on the wall. Your excitement quickly turned into a sense of urgency as you almost effortlessly sprung up from the bed.

“Oh goodness! I had no idea it was this late! My apologies for holding you up, Your Majesty! I shall be taking my leave now! Please, do get some good rest!”

You were just about to hop off the mattress, when the king suddenly took hold of your hand. You hadn’t noticed it before, but his calm look quickly changed to that of stress. He almost seemed… nervous? But… what for?

“A-are you sure you’re ready to go back to your post? I feel like you should still get a bit of rest…”

“Oh, nonsense! I’m as healthy as a tree, thanks to your kindness! I’ll be just fi—…”

Suddenly, you let out a yawn. Were you… this tired the whole time? You could’ve sworn His Majesty’s magic made you feel a bit more energized…

“Ah… t-terribly sorry for yawning… that was quite rude of me to do in your presence. I-I best be going now…”

You managed to take a few steps away from the bed, only for you to suddenly lose your balance. Luckily, His Majesty had caught you just before you could slam into the ground.

“O-oh dear! Are you alright?!”

“I… y-yes… I-I think? I’m… so sorry… I don’t know why I’m so… so…?”

You struggled to even form a coherent sentence as your eyes suddenly caught the Soul Jam over Pure Vanilla Cookie’s chest. It was… glowing? But… he already healed you… he already used his magic… why was it…

“Ah… I really do think it’s best you turn in for the night. You’re in no condition to go back on guard duty.”

“I… g-guess you’re right… I-I’ll return to my chambers—

“Oh heavens, no! I can’t let you walk all the way back to your room! That’s much too far!”

“I-I’ll be alr… be alri…”

Your vision began to grow hazy as you met His Majesty’s gaze. He gave you a warm smile, almost as if he was trying to reassure you. You… had no idea why you felt something was strange about that smile…

“You can rest here, tonight. It’s better for you that way.”

“H-here? But… a-are you sure?!”

“Hehe! Positive.”

Before you knew it, the king had scooped you up and gently laid you back down on the bed. You felt flustered at his considerate nature now. This only made you feel much more guilty. Hell, you felt like you were practically mooching off of him at this point.

“H-heavens, Your Majesty! I-I don’t think I’m even allowed in here in the first place! I-I can’t possibly take your bed! Where would you sleep then?!”

You felt your heart beat faster and your cheeks starting to blush as you witnessed him… laying down right next to you.

“Right here, of course.”

Your face was completely red now as you felt the covers being pulled over the two of you, the warmth and heaviness returning to your senses once more.

“B-but… are you sure this is okay? W-what if someone sees us? W-what would they say if they saw me sleeping next to y—?”

Interrupting your confused rambling, Pure Vanilla Cookie pulled you closer as he gently stroked your hair and softly shushed you.

“You worry too much. Besides… they won’t have to know about tonight. About us… I will make sure of that…”

You couldn’t help but shiver at that last sentence. His words felt so warm and comforting to you just moments before… why did they feel so different now? So… off putting?

“B-but I… Y-Your Majesty—?”

“Shhh… don’t worry about it now. You need your rest, my dear.”

His… dear? Strange… you never remembered His Majesty calling you “dear” before…

“But I’m… just a soldier…”

“…”

“… you’re much more than that to me.”

“B-but I’m not sure if this is professional—…”

Suddenly, you heard it. That lullaby. The same lullaby from before… from the king’s lips. So it was his voice after all… he must’ve been singing it before he saw you in the garden—

“… what the—?!”

The same sweet scent began to linger as the lullaby continued. The same scent that overwhelmed you in the garden…

It… couldn’t be… could it?

“I… can’t stay… I’m not… supposed to…”

He ignored your soft, concerned protests as he pulled you even closer, practically burying your face into his chest. The warmth from his Soul Jam was much stronger than the warmth of the blankets. You struggled to keep your eyes open as His Majesty continued to lovingly stroke your hair, almost as if you were his long time lover.

“I… can’t…”

“…”

“…”

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The lullaby finally concluded as Vanilla looked down at your sleeping form. A warm, loving smile crept onto his face.

You were here. You were actually here. Safe in his arms, at last.

Gods, he wanted this to last forever. He really did.

But… knowing that damned Custard, he would always have his judgmental eyes on you. It most likely wouldn’t take him too long to figure things out…

Oh well… he’ll just need to have a nice little chat with him. Perhaps over some tea…

Should it ever come to that…

He will make sure that an extra special cup of tea is prepared for the cold hearted Commander.

The angered thoughts of Custard quickly died down as he looked down at you once more. Gods… you were so adorable when you were sleeping. You always were…

The way you softly breathed against his chest as you were whisked away into dreamland… it made him adore you more.

No… he didn’t just adore you…

He loved you.

He loved you so much.

With a newfound satisfaction, Vanilla had gently kissed you on the forehead and nuzzled even closer to you.

“Goodnight, my little soldier.”

[brittle-doughie]

Shadow Milk looks so done with Pure Vanilla, like he’s the EX who’s not impressed by your new one.

“My my, handsome/beautiful! I didn’t know that you’d get yourself hooked with such a BORE!”

“Is this LIAR really who you left me for?”

“If I had known you’d get with the next cookie bearing my virtue and riddling your head with lies, I’d have escaped that cage LONG AGO!”

“How about the others, my dear? Hm? Have they been cast aside by these liars you’ve gotten yourself with?

“Have they corrupted your head with their foul IDOICY that made you forget who your REAL loves are?”

“Leave them alone! If they don’t wish to be with you or the other Beasts, it is their decision to make!”

“HA HA HA! You think you’re better than ME?! I’ve seen their purest smiles! Their happiest of moods! It’s only when those ROTTEN WITCHES got in the way…that you decided to take my place….”

“May you burn up in the oven as I’ll have Y/N Cookie in my arms….!”

“You’re not getting by me.”

[murder-cookie-dust393]

I just wanna see from the other cookies perspective witnessing Yan! Ancient Cookies fighting over MC.

Yan! PV, Dark Cacao and Hollyberry: “shouting and fighting over MC”

Crunchy Chip, Wildberry and Gingerbrave: 👁👄👁

"You don't understand Dark Cacao- I need them to feel happy again!"

"Excuse me? At least you have cookies you can trust- I need them to survive."

"You guys are straight up buffoons! You can't even treat them like another cookie!"

...

"I don't know what's wrong with Pure Vanilla!"

"My king holds some sanity unlike yours!"

"...Her majesty at least holds more dignity than both of yours."

...

Golden Cheese: "I'm not even existing yet-"

[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

Can you do a Cookie Run Kingdom headcannon of the Ancient Heroes and s/o who is a legendary cookie and protector/guardian for the heroes as they stay by their side?

(Yes! Just yeessss!!!)

{Ancient Heros With A Legendary S/O}

Pure Vanilla Cookie:

(Y/N) Cookie and Pure Vanilla got that, "knight protects princess" kinda vibe. It's somewhat true since you must watch over the slightly ditzy Ancient Healer.

Pure Vanilla is very happy at your side, even when he lost his memories. You were beside him. Never once pressuring him to remember, only for him to fall in love with you all over again.

Always at each other's side and very show-off unknowingly to other cookies.

Now that the two of you rule over the remains of Vanilla Kingdom, it seems like a wedding is in order.

Dark Cacao Cookie:

(Possibly the other parent of Dark Choco?)

While you and Dark Cacao have been together since the beginning. Most citizens assume your the {king/queen/royal} of the Cacao kingdom.

While the two of you are strong leaders, but you are but weak lovers.

The two of you find comfort in one another's embrace when alone with the other. Often worrying about your spouse when apart for too long.

Hollyberry Cookie:

Since the kingdom is known for romance, the two of you are also show-offs.

But rather than staying at the kingdom, the two you traveled to the land of the dragons. You sent letters of your expeditions to your son, Royal Berry Cookie.

Who, in turn, reads the letters to his Princess Cookie and his wife with pride.

Hollyberry is strong, but with you at her side. The two of you are much stronger!

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[I decided I'd do at least half of the ancients, sorry! I had ideas for cheese and lily, but I lost em! Enjoy!]

[justalittledumb]

How would Yandere! Ancient cookies go about sharing you?

🍪 Congratulation! Not only did you somehow manage to get some of most powerfull cookies out there to fall for you, but also managed to get them not to kill each other over you. So... What now?

🍪 Well, they share you of course! Specificly they pass you around their kingdoms, every month you are in a diffrent one.

🍪 It's not Perfect, it requires a lot of Traveling to be done, but it's better than having them fight. Besides you don't realy have a choice

⚪ First 2 Months (2 becouse there's 2 of them) you spend with Pure Vanilla and White Lily. (I put these two together since White Lily doesn't have her own kingdom)

🟡 Pure Vanilla is on the more Overprotective side of things, constantly making sure you are comfortable and healing any injuries you might have somehow gained, no matter how small they are.

⚪ White Lily on the other hand is Possessive of you, of course just like Pure Vanilla she also is protective of you, but not nearly as much. She will make sure that nobody that doesn't HAVE to see you, won't.

🟡 Both of the cookies refuse to give you any privacy for your entire forced stay with them.

⚪ You are constantly with at least one of the pair, and even that's rare. If it's possible both of them will make sure you are at arm's lenght at all time.

🟡 It's also rare that you'l get to leave the castle. They are PARANOID about your safety, it doesn't matter that Vanilla Kingdom is Has Basicly no threats.

⚪ You are also forced to share bed with them, every night you are sandwiched between the 2 cookies, and believe me, they will CLING to you during sleep.

🟡 Escape is impossible, just don't even try, you won't get anywhere. Even if you somehow manage to escape the 2 cookies, the entire kingdom is constantly floating in the air, so unless you are ready to take the plunge, you wouldn't make it far.

🟡⚪ Overall, your stay at Vanilla Kingdom isn't good... But Hey, it always could be worse, right?

🔴 After you're not so pleasant stay with Pure Vanilla and White Lily, you are sent directly to Hollyberry Cookie.

🔴 In Hollyberry kingdom you will have the most freedom. While the kingdom's ruler is very much protective with you, she is more than confident in her ability to protect you.

🔴 The thing that makes her diffrent from other yanderes is that she won't try to hide you, quite contrary realy. She will show you off to everyone she can!

🔴 Hollyberry will also allow you to roam around her kingdom freely, you can go anywhere and talk with anyone you want! As long as you won't try to escape or flirt with anyone that is. It's almost enough to make you forget you are Basicly held captive.

🔴 She will also want you to meet her grand child, Princess Cookie! She is sure she'l love you ;)

🔴 Hollyberry Cookie will even give you your own room for your stay! Isn't that just so considerate of her? :) Ignore the fact its positioned right next to her's.

🔴 When it come to escaping... Well you definitly have a better shot at it here than in Vanilla Kingdom. Chances of succes aren't hight mind you, and even if you do manage to escape who's to say you manage to bit get caught again? She might even Ask Pitaya dragon for a small Favor if she fails to get you back for longer enough.

🔴 Either way, the stay at Hollyberry Kingdom is not too bad! Or at least no too bad when compared to others. Who knows, maybe you'l even manage to relax and forget you are essentialy trapped?

⚫ Next in the "getting to have Y/N over in their kingdom" line is Dark Cacao Cookie.

⚫ Dark Cacao Cookie like most of his friends is Overprotective and Possessive.

⚫ He doesn't want to lose you, whether it's to you escaping or getting hurt it doesn't matter, he will protect you. Even from yourself.

⚫ His protectivnes is actually somewhat justified, the Terrain where Dark cacao kingdom is placed isn't the safest place out there

⚫ He only allows his most trusted subjects to get near you, and Has them keep an eye on you whenever he can't do it himself.

⚫ Speaking of which, Dark Cacao Cookie makes you spend most of your time in his kingdom close to him, while he isn't very touchy he enjoys being this close to you.

⚫ He probably would make you wear a crown (Is it a crown? Well It look like one.) similiar to his one.

⚫ Escape altho theoreticaly not impossible, would be extremely difficult. There are many cookies patrolling the surrounding area, all of which are loyal to their ruler.

⚫ The stay at Dark Cacao Kingdom isn't very pleasuarble to say the least, but Hey there some positives. I mean, maybe you'l manage to befriend some of the cookies that were meant to keep an eye on you. They won't help you escape of course, but its always nice to have someone to talk to!

🟠 Finaly after staying with dark Cacao for a month you get to (by "get to" i mean are forced to) move once again. This time to Golden Cheese kingdom.

🟠 Golden Cheese Cookie is well... Greedy, and she doesn't want to share you or your attention with anyone else.

🟠 From the very moment you'l step into her kingdom she'l shower you in expensive gifts and other riches.

🟠 She'l force you to change whatever clothes you were wearing to ones that match her clothes.

🟠 Golden Cheese Cookie WILL show you off, but she wants your attention to only be on her and her alone.

🟠 She will always keep you close, no matter what she's doing. or if you even want to be close to her.

🟠 No one other than her is allowed to touch you, they can look all they want, but privilage of having phisical contact with you is only for her.

🟠 You also aren't given your own room, you are simply forced to share with her.

🟠 You won't escape, there just is no way when she is constantly right next to you. And even if you try to make a run for it. She can fly, and even (and that's extremly unlikely) you manage to escape from her kingdom, good luck getting through the dessert surrounding it.

🟠 Altho constantly being under her survailance isn't the most enjoyable thing, its always important to find the best in bad sitiations. In this case "the best" is the fact that Golden Cheese is more than happy to give you anything you want aside from freedom of course she won't give you anything you could use to help you escape, but it's still nice.

🍪 And so the cycle begins again, after the month you spent In Golden Cheese kingdom, you are once again transported to Vanilla Kingdom. The whole cycle will continue repeating over and over again for the rest of your life. Well, unless you somehow do manage to escape...

My first cookie run set of headcanons! I realy enjoyed writing these! And from now on I'l be also taking requests for Cookie run :3

[scramblescrew]

Hiya there! I saw you're taking Requests

If its not a problem I would like to request yandere Cookie run Ancients with a reader that tried (and failed at) fighting back after being kidnapped by them.

((OMGSH THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRST REQUEST, ANON! Also I’ll give you this for the request, I hope you enjoy!))

((Art by DevSister art team!))

Yandere Ancients with a defiant Darling

Let me tell you- this king was LIVID

Why must you fight him after he saved you!? Seeing you try and shove him away from yourself, screaming, crying, begging, trying to get back to the world that was trying to corrupt you…take you away from him… “why must you fight me!?I’m only doing what’s best for you!” At some point, Dark Cacao would have enough and lock you in your isolated room with watchers guarding your door for days, Dark Cacao coming in every day in hopes you would run into his arms and need him. If you haven’t submit to his demands then he would leave you locked in until the next time he came by.

Just pretend to submit for your sanity and his trust, maybe he’ll let you out as long as he trusts you 😉

One word, four syllables. De-lu-soin-al. She firmly believes that you have been g*slit into hating her or that you were severely sick, how could you possibly want to run away from her!? You must be sick! She sets herself into the mindset of your caretaker, your savior. She would often find herself laying on your bed with you, held tightly to her chest. Yes, you still fought her for your “freedom”, but she wouldn’t let you….she needed you, just as much as you needed her.

“Please, my little bee, stop fighting me! Let me help you!”

“JUST LET ME CURE YOU! THOSE HORRIBLE PEOPLE INFECTED YOUR MIND, AND I NEED TO HELP YOU!”

“Oh, you can just stop trying now~ ..why? Cause you’re NOT gonna win!~ Hahahaha!” GCC would often grab you by your arms and fly up high into the sky, dangling you by your arms as you frantically try to hold onto her for dear life. Once she thinks you’ve had enough, she clutches you to her chest and slowly floated down to the ground. She then carried you back to her bedroom and cuddled you close to her chest.

“If you ever run away from me, I promise you, I will always find you…”

“I love you..even if you test me so much…”

“Please…I’ve tried for so long to get you here, where it is SAFE for you..! Just let me love you….” This cookie- OMG. He would try his best to understand why you were fighting against his love but all cookies have a breaking point. He would drag you to his bedroom and just lay on his bed, his arms wrapped around you for dear life. “My love….I love you but you test me so much….but I’ll keep trying…”

Only a small handful of cookies have seen HBC anything BUT joyful. But one day, you were the unfortunate Cookie to witness something that seemed…out of character for HBC, her RAGE. All of her out of character-ness at that moment stemmed from you trying to fight her for your freedom…

“WHY MUST YOU BE SO STUBBORN!? DON’T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I NEED YOU AND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME!? You’re my missing piece….a part of me that was taken from me before I was born….and I-…I can’t lose you again….you complete me…just please….stop fighting and stay with me….”

By the end of her tirade, you would be pinned against a wall or her bed (get your head outta the gutter.) with HBC’s hands death gripping your arms to your side and her head pressed against your chest. Tears would be flowing from her eyes and the room would be deathly silent.

Just give her what she wants….all she has left of her mental wellbeing is you…

(Hello reader! I want to thank you all for reading this post and I want to thank this Anon for sending me my first request!!!! I’m really excited to write for you all and I hope y’all have a great day!)

[yoshimura110]

[lovemallow]

May i request,,,

Shadow milk, butter roll and pure vanilla x easily flustered reader

(Each character is a separated x reader thingy-)

I hope you don't mind Shadow Milk being Yandere, since I only write for he if it's yandere since I can't see him being healthy in a relationship with anyone...

Also I don't write for butter roll because of the lack of content for him and I can't catch up his personality...

Also sorry if it's too short...

Easily Flustered!S/O

Reader's Gender: Gender Neutral Genre: General Headcanons Fanfic Type: Headcanons Pairings: Pure Vanilla Cookie x Reader ; Yan!Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader Pairing type: Romantic Warnings: Yandere (Shadow Milk)

When Pure Vanilla finds out about it he is so respectful.

He will try his best to not make you flustered. Key word: try.

Rarely he will make you flustered, and it will be unintentional, unless it's because of something like kissing you, and other kinds of affection.

When Shadow Milk find out about you being easily flustered, he won't let you in peace.

He won't lose a chance to make you flustered.

He thinks you're cute when you're flustered.

He likes only when you're flustered because of him, if anyone else makes you flustered... Say goodbye for them.

The only ones he will let pass are the other beasts, even thought he will be jealous about it.

[kalopses-sonderes]

“Watch the God Fall”

Self aware! Cookie run Kingdom x Baker! Reader

“Baker you musnt!”

“Baker do you think you could-“

“Baker what about-”

“Baker!”

Baker this, Baker that, Baker Baker Baker Baker…. You cant stand it. You’re done. You’ve drowned out everyone voice with your own thoughts. They want you to do this and that, and you cant so that or this. They control your life. You made a kingdom for them to one day be independent and grow strong, not to tie their god down to the kingdom forever. They say its because they love you and need you, its just words words an ld more words. You’ve heard them talk about taking your powers away so you stay with them. They’ve crossed a line that theres no coming back from.

“Baker where are you going?-” Pure Vanilla asks as you walk out the front doors of the castle.

“Meeting up with another..” You lie.

The large doors retracting, leaving Pure Vanilla staring at the doors.

You walk down the path that leads to the exit of the kingdom. The usually busy streets are quiet, all you heard was trees and leaves rustling in the wind. You heard a door open as you were nearing the exit.

“Huh?.. Baker! What are you doing alone late at night? Shouldn’t someone be around with you?” You turn around to the familiar voice of Sparkling, the bar owner. You turn back around to start walking but you’re stopped by sparkling grabbing your arm. “Baker, is everything alright?” He whipsers while looking around.

Sparkling was someone you could always trust, he understands you. You knew it would break his and your heart if you told him, so you avoided confrontation with him. You stayed silent, avoiding his gaze.

“Its cold this time of year, let me get you a hot drink before you leave..” You follow him back to bar. He was right, you didn’t wear a good, thick coat to not bring attention to yourself.

You sat down in the corner stool as Sparkling went behind the counter and made a drink. You stared out the window at the exit. It was so close but so far. What would you do with yourself when you leave? All kingdoms in the area know of you, what would they do? You could run to the neighboring kingdom, their god still lives there. Their god loved you dearly, always said they would accept you with open arms… And a ring..

“Here.” Sparklings voice broke your train of thought.

“Thank you..” You whisper.

You finish the drink and place the cup down. “I must be on my way, daylight will soon show.”

Sparkling only nods. You leave his bar and head for the exit. The cool air is welcoming cause your newfound headache. Your steps become lazy and uneven. You fall to your knees when you’re only two steps away from the exit.

No, you thought. Please, I need to leave.

“Its working, they’re losing consciousness and power. You did well Sparkling.” Espresso shows himself from the storage room behind the bar. He watches baker slowly falls to the ground.

Sparkling is gripping the counter with tears in his eyes. “Why” He whispers. “Why make me do it?”

“You know Baker wouldn’t stop for anyones voice, besides yours. Plus they wont remember this, they will still love you.”

“Baker didn’t deserve this!” Sparkling slams his hand on the counter, tears dripping onto the counter.

“Baker didn’t deserve a lot things, thats why we must keep them safe.” Espresso leans on the wall. “Once Baker stops twitching we can go get them.”

“You sick bastards, this isn’t a way to worship our Baker our God!” He says still avoiding Espresso gaze.

“Oh? But you agreed to help us, did you not? You’re a sick bastard too, aren’t you?” Espresso laughs.

“Dont say that. You know exactly why I joined. It was all your fault.” Sparkling says, letting his grip on the counter go.

“Hm, I guess thats fair….. Seems bakers done, lets go, your job isnt done yet..” Espresso walks out the door.

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@n0n-gh0stn4ry

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Hi hi! How is my favorite crk writer? :)

May I request yan!Shadow Milk, yan!White Lily and yan!Pure Vanilla (separately) with a Reader who is basically Furina de Fontaine from Genshin Impact?

It can be Oneshot or Headcanons, you choose :)

Aw, thank you so much! Im doing well because it looks like my sickness is clearing up.

A fellow performer? Sign him up!

Shadow Milk Cookie finds your personality refreshing and even amusing. He's always hanging around you, seeing what new things about you he can find out.

He's very snappy towards anyone who tries to even get close to you. He's the only one who truly understands you, so everyone else should back up!

He'd be able to figure out your situation, but he wouldn't refer to you as a half Cookie. He'd lump you into his situation, having your power wrongfully taken from you.

He will crumble anyone for you.

She's very protective over you, especially considering how similar your situations are.

She won't stand for anyone trying to scorn you or make fun of you. They'll mysteriously fall ill afterwards.

You're the extrovert, and she's the introvert. It's a surprising couple, but one that she doesn't mind.

Your tricks with water make her so happy.

He's there to comfort you and fully intends on finding a way to return your full power to you.

He will not tolerate anyone trying to push you on this subject. He will not hesitate to either cast a spell or use more.. physical means.

His walks with you always have something going on, but he doesn't mind. It brings some fun into his life.

[yaysof11037]

Oh wow! Another like on that Yandere PV fic I did? Sweet! Hey—how many likes do I have on there anyway—

DAMN 75 NOTES?!

So… y’all like Yanderes then, huh? 😏

In all seriousness tho this is like the most notes I’ve gotten on a new story in a while and I just wanna say I really appreciate everyone’s love and support! You guys are the best! 😁❤️

[brittle-doughie]

I saw the post with the "hang up on that computer call" meme and it gave me the funny thought of the "sis is this you right here in this alley" meme with Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk

(*Pure Vanilla Voice* "Y/N Cookie, if you see a cookie in the alley with a BAD haircut that's not me, go the other way")

Pure Vanilla, is this you right here in this alley?

“Y/N Cookie, if you see a cookie in the alley with a bad haircut, that is not me. Go the other way.”

Your face drops as you turn around into the darkness of the alleyway. Staring right back at you were two glowing blue eyes, their intent of mischievousness all the apparent…

W-who is thi-

….

….

….

….

….

“Y/N Cookie? Hello? Are you there?”

“Y/N Cookie, please. Answer me…”

“Please, can you hear me….?”

“….Y/N Cookie….oh no….”

The sound of laughter was the last thing Pure Vanilla Cookie hears before the call abruptly disconnects

[hugemilkshake]

Can I request some yandere Shadow Milk Cookie and Yandere Pure Vanilla fighting over YN attention?

Remember to drink and rest when needed

Enjoy the milkshake! Okay so I had some yandere headcannons for an evil pure vanilla but I really liked one of the concepts I put down so-

Here’s the headcannon if you want to read it-

The two sides of knowledge

-Platonic or romantic yandere-

!TW! Under the cut this will have mentions of neglecting an injury and manipulation

You’ve been friends with Pure Vanilla for a while now. You thought you were pretty good friends.

But now… you didn’t really want anything to do with Pure Vanilla…

You see- this all started when you agreed to go to beast yeast much to Pure Vanilla’s dismay

And everything was going pretty well! I mean Pure Vanilla had to heal you faster than usual due to being surrounded by some yeast spores, but over all it was fine!

Well… that was until the silver tree broke…

“Ahhhh! Doesn’t this fresh air just feel… Devine? Oh, I see I have quite an audience here! I am SO terribly sorry to have kept you waiting! But now... the wait is over! Your favorite trickster is here! …Shadow Milk Cookie!” The beast looked down at you and Pure Vanilla. “Oh what’s this? Pure Vanilla and his little… puppet?” There was some venom in his voice.

“Excuse you! Y/N Cookie is not a puppet.” Pure Vanilla quickly responded to this claim, which only caused Shadow Milk to laugh in response. “Really? I guess all the gaslighting you do cancels out” You looked back at Pure Vanilla, you were pretty confused, gaslighting…? Pure Vanilla wouldn’t do that… right…?

“I-I don’t know what your talking about-“ “Oh don’t be silly~ Y/N Cookie did You know that healing is actually a really quick process? It only take a couple of seconds to heal someone!” “Y/N Cookie, that’s not true. Healing takes time, and this is the beast of deceit that’s talking to you. He’ll say anything to get you to turn on us.”

The two cookies started to argue, Shadow Milk claiming that Pure Vanilla took joy in you pain by not healing you, and Pure Vanilla claiming that Shadow Milk was talking crazy! He would never do that!

And by this time, Elder Faerie had arrived and was just watching everything go down, I mean so was everyone else. But hey as long as Shadow Milk wasn’t causing destruction at the immediate moment then it was fine

“You are an even bigger liar than I am! And that’s saying something! I’m the embodiment of deceit it’s self! And the fact you you would lie about such trivial things to your dear sweet Y/N Cookie is honestly very sad to see. I’ve been watching you and I honestly think I would be better for Y/N Cookie”

Everyone got silent at the last part, and honestly? You were kinda scared. So you started to gravitate towards White Lily Cookie.

“You beast! I’ve never lied to Y/N Cookie! And healing does take a while!” White Lily cleared her throat “Pure Vanilla Cookie… healing doesn’t take that long to work… it’s a pretty quick process…” the silence was loud.

“Pure Vanilla Cookie… have you been neglecting Y/N Cookies injuries..?” Elder Faerie spoke up and you could see some panic in Pure Vanillas face. everyone collectively stepped back from Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk. “B-Believe me I never have lied to Y/N Cookie, it can take a while to heal an injury to make sure there’s no scars! I don’t want scars to cover Y/N Cookies dough!”

“You not helping your case~” Shadow Milk said in a sing-song voice that also sounded like a taunt. “And besides, it’s not like you could take care of Y/N Cookie as well I could!”

[murder-cookie-dust393]

pure vanilla cookie

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE- this guy is sweet, loving, would probably spoil the living crap out of you, and is just amazing as a male wife ngl. ..BUT IF HE WAS OBSESSED 😨-

HELP LMAO-

Imagine him in a fucking apron holding a cup of tea when you come home- “Oh hello my sweet, was work well? I’ve missed you so very much.”

Bro’s definitely the one to stalk you if you’re out from the house. While also cleaning up anything he doesn’t like-

(Ahem ahem- that one gift you got from your friend? Not allowed.)

[yanderethingzzz2]

WIP Pure Vanilla Cookie