#yeeeehaw motherfuckers

[rosicheeks]

I still remember the first time I saw one of your posts. It was a "horny rant" post, all tags. It caught my attention because it was a "." with nothing but tags. Many, many tags. As I was reading it, my mouth opened on its own and ngl I drooled a little! You wrote so honestly and in such detail! I was genuinely turned on!

When I was finished reading it, I read it again and again! I then sent you an anon asking if you were real! You answered that of course you were real. I then spent the next 2 hours scrolling through your blog and falling deeper in love with this amazing, beautiful, sexy and most importantly honest Princess!

[61below]

We’ve got thundersnow, 70mph wind gusts, zero visibility, icebergs being flung to shore on 20ft waves... AND WE’RE GOING TO THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP AHHHHH!!

[east-germany]

Furrycide time >:3

Ancom- A cat, obviously

Commie- Siberian Husky (He does not know what a furry is, he tried to make his an otter because according to him ‘people say I am like one’)

Ancap- He’s definitely one of those closed species types, my money’s on him having a super deluxe dutch angel dragon (He gets permabanned within the first week of having it for Oh You Know)

Nazi-This motherfucker is most definitely a Furry Raider you fucking know he is. Anyways his fursona is a wolf/German Shepard/fox(as suggested by homofash) but also like with eagle wings

Posadist- He’s a scalie actually. His scalesona is a lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes. Diseased blood. Bioaccelerationism gang.

Anarcho-Monarchist- White tiger

Anarcho-Primitivism- He also does not understand what a fursona is and picks Ted Kaczynski.

Homonationalist- Sparkledog but racist

Conservative- As the youths always say, you can’t get to heaven in a fursuit. Totally like a lion or a lamb tho.

Nazbol- Polar bear! The whitest animal.

Trans Humanism- Protogen obviously. The glorious trans-furryism future awaits.

Progressive- Deer or some weak ass shit

Socialist- Something fucking basic like a dog wearing a Che Guevara shirt

Political Nihilism- Skulldog

Libertarian- Unicorn but like one with a beard

Minarchist- Are there like mindcraft furries?? Can his fursona be like mindcraft steven with yellow and blue eyes?? I don’t play mindcraft can a professional gamer please weigh in.

Hoppean- Not a goose >:/ (or a furry, unless attack helicopters used to push degenerates into the ocean count as fursonas)

Anarcho-Fascisim- Probably actually has a fursuit. Skulldog as well.

Queer Anarchist- Cat but like really fucking gay with it

Insan- His fursona is a Molotov! (it’s the thought that counts!)

Anti-Radical- His is a hunting knife! (Again, not a fursona but at least he didn’t decide to hunt the others for sport)

Horseshoe Centrist- Not a horse surprisingly, but a coyote like they have in the wild wild west yeeeehaw

Radical Centrist- Neon hot rainbow eye burning levels of dog (Not a sparkledog, just an eyesore)

Ape-Political- He is the furry!

Jreg- Otter or bear

Homosoc- Puppy!૮ ♡ﻌ♡ა

Ecofash- Timberwolf

Church Of Euthanasia- Opossum (ain’t it dead yet?)

Esofash- Magical wolf that like shoots lazerbeams and like can totally see the future and like is psychic

Everyone else I couldn’t be assed to remember- Fuck around and find out

[jamizlemanizle]

Don't let no motherfucker who has never walked in your shoes, tell YOU how to tie your mother fucking laces. 👌🥳 #yeeeehaw