#yeehaw pope.

[theyeehawfiles]

Title: A Perfect Catch Fandom: A Perfect Getaway (2009), Triple Frontier (2019) Rating: T Relationships: Nick Bennett/Francisco “Catfish” Morales Characters: Nick Bennett, Francisco “Catfish” Morales, Gene the Dog, Pope the Dog Selected Tags: Marriage Proposal, Sickfic, Camping, Service Dogs Collections: DinCobb Adjacent, DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022

Summary: Nick can’t go camping because he has a cold, so Frankie brings camping to him.

Their other plans do work out, though.

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AO3 | Ko-Fi

[pipblunt]

mutual 1: so bored today guyz.... someone recommend a new film for me to watch

mutual 2: got so stoned i thought i was the gnome guy again 😔

mutual 3: Took my boyfriend out for date to a local nature reserve and he got mad at me for eating leafs and berries off the floor this is so unfair he knows im neurodivergent

mutual 4: Hey friends! me and my team released some DLC for the indie game I helped create :) really appreciate it if you share it around. Jerma did a livestream on it that got nintey million views and we've been nominated by the pope for a noble peace prize so check it out if you can

mutual 5: a kid at work today asked me if i had skibidi toilet rizz and cant finsihe this i need to call my therapist

mutual 6: is any1 else horney for charlie from smiling friends or is it just me who wants to rack up a line on his tits

mutual 7: h *600k post*

mutual 8: So remember that guy who commissioned ned me for the family guy traumabonding comic? well he dm'd me again asking if i can continue it and I really dont want to but he offered double this time idk what should I do?

mutual 9: My Loving and Wonderful but Clinically Intolerable partner keeps eating the berries and leaves off the how do I get them to stop /srs

mutual 10: they finally took me off the no fly list!!! Guess whos flying to margaritaville next summer babey!!!! yeehaw!!!

mutual 11: the matpat x markiplier rpf fanfic I wrote in 2015 that I forgot about until just now got a kudos. shooting myselj in the head shortly

mutual 12: i whant wat she has sso bade *picture of Bridget from guilty gear*

mutual 13: found my old homestuck horns when helping clear out my parents attic, going frame them in a fancy box and put it up as decoration for my cringe wall

mutual 14: im so fucking down bad i cant take it i want to use his body like a pathetic little rag doll and leave him begging for more *picture of Roly Mo from the Fimbles*

[futuremrsnickj]

slowly dying from lack of sleep but LA, i’m in you.

[javisjeanjacket]

Frank Ocean Prompts

What can I say?? I just wanna write some sad and sexy things. 🥺 Send me a prompt and a character and I'll get to work!! Lol

Chanel- "It's really you on my mind”

Nikes-"We're not in love, but I'll make love to you”

Nights- "All my night, been ready for you all my night, been waitin' on you, all my night”

White Ferrari-"I care for you still and I will forever”

Pink + White-"You showed me love”

In My Room-"And I think you made for the life I lead”

Ivy- "I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me”

Thinkin’ Bout You-"Do you think about me still?”

[aneurizma]

MY BINDER CAME!!! BEWARE CATHOLIC CHURCH!! YOUR NEW POPE IS GETTING READY!!!

[relatablepicturesofpopee]

[jestertown]

floof monster

[visforvengeance]

So I saw you just started outer banks and that you wanted some request well I got a lot and I was wondering if you could do a jj x reader, where the reader is kiara’s sister and her and jj are dating,if you don’t mind can you make it Into a headcanon 🤧😗✌🏽

yeehaw ok

i love jj

before you started dating, you guys were extremely close. so people just assumed you were dating already.

after jj’s fights with his dad🥺, he’d come to you. you were the only person allowed to see him like that. not even john b or pope.

you’d patch him up and then just hold him after. as much as he denied you and tried to play it off like he was ok, he always hoped he’d just get to lay in your arms afterwards. that’s one place where he has no worries or where he doesn’t feel negatively.

when he stayed at kiara’s is almost always for you. sometimes your dad would allow it and sometimes he wouldn’t. but that never mattered. jj snuck up into your room anyway.

i feel like jj is impulsive. so you’re like all of his self control.

he tries not come to you with his problems a lot, but it just happens.

you know how to make him feel better, and even if you don’t, being with you does.

now let’s get to the good part

(let’s just pretend jj never pulled his gun out on topper pls🥺👉👈)

during the beach party, jj like always, got fucked up.

he was super drunk and when he’s drunk like this, he just clings onto you. it’s quite cute actually

when you two were alone he was quiet. unusually quiet.

“jj, are you ok?”

“...i think..i know. i like you a lot”

like? like, like?

“jj, you’re drunk.”

“no! i’m not,,,ok maybe a little bit. but i know what i’m saying. i promise you i know what i’m saying.”

you paused to look at his eyes for a moment. was he serious?

jj was impatient ok. so he kissed you😳

it took everything in you NOT to kiss him back. you were still unsure if he was thinking clearly.

so you stopped him.

“jj, we’re gonna go home. and we’re going to sleep. if you still feel like this when you wake up, we’ll talk then.”

he wasn’t mad. he understood where you were coming from.

it’s kind of hard to believe something as serious as that when it’s coming from a drunk teenager.

but somewhere in your head, you knew he was being honest.

jj couldn’t sleep. he just laid beside you and stared. not like in a creepy way but in a “i’m pretty sure i’m in love with you” way.

it was 3 am and god it was so hot.

your windows were open and you had on one of his tank tops.

i think he reached his breaking point. so he woke you up.

he was completely sober. so maybe he’d be more coherent.

“i can’t wait until morning. i fucking love you and i think it’s driving me crazy.”

you grabbed his hand and placed it on your chest, right where your heart was.

“i love you too, jj”

uwu, as my girlfriend would say.

he was so relieved. but he was happy and excited, he could barely sleep. but he pushed all of that down with the rest of his uncontrollable feelings for u and shut his eyes.

now it’s morning and like love is literally in the air.

oof he kissed you so much asdfghjk

now we bring kiara into this.

you guys kept it a secret. hid your kisses and declarations of love for later.

but everyone was used to your incessant touching and all that shit. so everything was normal.

until jj couldn’t stop drinking the i love my gf juice.

your dad made you and your sister attend this stupid kook party so you couldn’t hang out with your boyfriend and your friends.

but jj caught a glimpse of you b4 u left and good lord.

he meant to keep his comments to himself. but that meant he had to stop talking completely.

and john b and pope weren’t having that shit.

so as soon as he started talking he said a thing.

“y/n was so hot today. i can’t believe she’s my girlfriend” or whatever

pope and john b were like “what the fuck did u just say”

uh oh. guess i’ll just die then.

yeah so they found out and we’re teasing him for it. jj being jj probably let something slip about the time you guys fucked-

now we don’t have time to unpack all that.

kiara was clueless tho.

until everyone reunited and jj came and gave you a sweet lil kiss on the lips.

you loved jj and his kisses but what the fuck

now kiara knows too.

“you guys are dating???”

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after a little sisterly talk, kiara calmed down..eventually.

she was happy for the two of you but it was a bit weird.

now that everyone knew, jj wanted to exhibit his copious amount of love for you. but kiara was not only protective of her sister, but was also disgusted.

i hope u like it😘

[dignityneeded]

the guys as things i’ve said:

ben:

“look at how many gummy bears i shoved up my nose”

“i swear to some ambiguous higher power i will mario kart your ass right now”

“if i don’t have a churro in my hand in the next 30 seconds, i’m beating everyone’s ass!”

“we’ll put me in a fryer and call me a chicken tender.”

“if i thought about everyone who i wanted to have sex with, then i wouldn’t have time to think about what i want for dinner.”

tom:

“please stop.”

“i’m elderly. respect your elders.”

“let me know when you decide to stop acting like an asshat.”

“you’re gonna end up putting me in a hearse if you keep screaming like that.”

“don’t deal drugs to my daughter.”

frankie:

“zoom!”

“pass the syrup, dickhead.”

“tommy! eres una vieja!”

“i’ll rip your face off, benny.”

“my hair is getting longer! maybe i’ll be in a maybelline commercial one day.”

pope:

“say yeehaw one more time...i dare you.”

“peel the egg, benny.”

“hey, karate kid! it’s not that deep.”

“really, it’s been fun, but i’d like to eat now.”

“i’m sick of you and your edward cullen bullshit.”

will:

“i need to read this book, so i’d like to politely ask you to exit stage left.”

“please sit your ass down and watch madagascar with me.”

“all i want is peace and a burger.”

“frankie, get off the table. you’re enabling benny.”

“can we focus? you’re about to give me meningitis.”

[barrysjumpsuit]

the kook year - kiara carerra x rafe cameron

a/n: i’ve been wanting to write this for a while but i’ve been feeling kinda meh about obx/writing lately, but the yeehaw sluts were discussing this last night so i felt the need to write it!

word count: 1.2k

warnings: mentions of drugs, violence

summary: when kiara is approached approached by rafe cameron at the outdoor theater, she remembers their history and why her “kook year” is something she’d rather forget.

“Hey, Kie.”

Kiara paused for a split second at his voice, but pulled her wallet and cash out of her pocket as Rafe sauntered up beside her.

“Hey, what’s up?” he continued, ignoring the look of disgust Kiara sent his way. She hoped he didn’t see the chill that went down her spine, the discomfort telling her to walk away. His voice softened as he spoke again. “How are you?”

“I’m fine,” she said flatly, meeting his eyes as he moved to stand in front of her.

“Good, good…” he trailed off before he said, “tell your boy we know what he did.”

Kiara could feel his icy gaze, trapping her. What did he mean? “I’m sorry… what are you talking about?”

She shrugged, and Rafe leaned in slightly towards her. “Oh, he’ll know.”

At that, Kiara grabbed the two Pepsis, turned, and walked back to Pope and JJ.

“Bye.” Rafe’s voice followed her.

“Douche,” she muttered, just loud enough for him to hear.

That evening, as she watched the movie beside JJ and Pope, she could feel Rafe Cameron watching her, his hungry eyes devouring her, taking her back to the year before.

Her Kook year.

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Kiara sat on Rafe’s bed, her stomach turning, her arms wrapped around her knees which were pulled up to her chest.

She exhaled one shaky breath after another, knowing what was coming.

It had been going on for four months now, since November. Rafe was a senior. Kiara was a freshman. At the “Kook Academy”, as her Pogue friends had called it.

Her Pogue friends.

She hadn’t seen them since that summer before, when she left them. They went to the County High School, while Kiara’s parents put her into the Kook Academy. It was full of uppity, rich kids, none of which knew or liked Kiara.

Sarah Cameron was the one person she befriended. They became tight quickly, and for a bit, Kiara forgot about the Pogues. She would go on trips with Sarah and spend the night at her house.

Pretty soon, she started spending the night with Rafe, too.

Sarah didn’t know. She couldn’t. It was something she and Rafe only did in secret, making sure the house was empty of everyone when they were together. At first, it was exciting, dating someone as old as Rafe. He could get his hands on alcohol, on weed, and they would kick back and drink or smoke and enjoy each other. They would go for rides in his truck, go out on Ward’s fancy boat. They would take day trips to the mainland, Rafe insisting they go shopping.

He was seventeen. She was fifteen. It was legal, but still bugged her, deep down.

But Rafe taught her how to love, and about herself.

Rafe taught her a lot of things.

He walked back into the bedroom now, and Kiara could see him smiling. It was a smile that used to make her melt and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. “What’s wrong, baby?” he asked, running a hand down her bare thigh before his fingers rested just under the hem of her loose shorts. “You okay?”

“Rafe, we can’t keep doing this,” Kiara forced her to say. It was weaker than she intended, but still came out.

“What do you mean?” he asked, even though Kiara knew exactly what she meant.

Things had changed over the past few weeks. He had discovered cocaine, which made him irritable and aggressive. Kiara’s grades had been slipping, she and Sarah had a falling out, and she didn’t feel welcome – or comfortable – in the Cameron’s house.

“It’ll be okay, Kiara,” Rafe said, purring, moving so he was in front of her. Kiara felt his hand snake across her jaw and behind her head, pulling her lips towards his, the other hand grabbing her waist where it was exposed by her crop top.

In those four months, Rafe had never said those three words. I love you. Kiara had, twice, convinced she was in love with Rafe Cameron. Each time, he brushed them off, putting himself on her as he did now.

“Rafe, stop it,” she said, her lips against his. When he kept kissing her, squeezing her skin tighter, Kiara pushed him off. “We’re done.”

“Kie…” he was sitting back on his knees, his mouth slightly parted in surprise.

“I can’t do this anymore, Rafe,” she said in almost a whisper. “I can’t.”

“Why-“

“You’re a drug addict, Rafe!” Kiara’s voice was still hushed as to not alert anyone else in the house, if there was anyone there. “I can’t. This can’t be a secret forever, and Sarah hates me, and… I think it’s best we just not do this.”

“So you’re leaving me?”

Rafe’s voice hurt. It was impossible to meet his icy blue gaze, knowing that his pupils would be blown up from the high he was riding. She felt his hand back on her, cupping her knee and squeezing, as if his touch was enough to make her change her mind.

“Yeah, Rafe. I’m leaving you.”

Kiara pulled her leg from his grasp, crawling out of his bed and shoving her feet in his shoes, and was about to throw open the door when he caught her.

“Let me go, Rafe,” she cried quietly, almost whimpering, but collapsed into his arms as he pulled her into a hug. Those strong arms pulling her close, the fingers running through her hair, the familiar scent of Rafe. It was almost enough to convince her to stay.

Instead, Kiara looked at him through teary eyes. She had never cried over a boy before, even if Rafe was the first person she had been seeing exclusively.

Kiara didn’t say goodbye. She turned and pulled herself from his grasp, jogged down the stairs, and pulled her bike from where she had hidden it behind some hedges, and pedaled away.

She ended up at a house. After almost a year, it was still familiar, the paint was slightly more flaked off the sides, the porch a little more rotted and sagging.

Her fist in midair, Kiara paused. A year ago, she would have walked right in, flinging her sandals off in the entryway before dropping her backpack on one of the couches. Voices carried outside through a cracked window. They were familiar, too just slightly different. Pope’s was slightly deeper. John B’s sounded tired.

JJ’s laugh came through the window right as Kiara knocked on the door, and the voices stopped suddenly. The door opened, and John B looked at her, his lips parted and his eyes wide. “Kiara- it’s been a while.”

Kiara forced herself to smile at him, feeling her cheeks tight with dried up tears. “Yeah. Yeah it has.”

----

That night, at the outdoor theater, Kiara forced herself to ignore Rafe. She ignored his constant stare, the way he had leaned in towards her when she was ordering drinks. She ignored his comment, the dry “bye” he sent her way as she left, as he always said when they encountered each other.

Kiara had never said goodbye to him when she left that night.

He didn’t earn it.

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Mr.Iglesias/One Day At A Time Crossover Ep 1

(At the Apartment of one Penelope Alverez the single War Vet Mom enters with her kids Ilena and Alex as they are greeted by their Abuelita Lydia)

Lydia:Good Afternoon mi Familia.....why the sadden faces? Hoooo don't tell me we lost the Pope?"

Penelope:No Mami Ilena and Alex's School is gonna be closed for fumigation because some Dumbass unleashed his Cockroach Collection around the school"

Ilena:To be fair Cockroaches are a Super Breed of Insects"

Alex:Leave it to Ilena to like Bugs"

Lydia:Aiyaya Cockoroaches makes my skin crawl.....eh least the worse is over and done"

Penelope:Not really...means Alex and Ilena need to find another school for the time being.....might just try public school"

Lydia:AAAAAIIIYA are you Loco Lupe?(holds Alex's head) you want your SON my GRANDCHILD our PEPITO to be corrupted by those Public School Hooligans?"

Ilena:Gee glad you care for my safety too"

Penelope:I'm sure they'll be safe besides they can't stay here"

Alex:Wait is that an option?"

Penelope:No...."

Schneider:(Her Building Manager walks in)Hello everybody what's shakin?"

Lydia:Lupe wants to send my Grandbabies to public school because of their is filled with Cockroach Gase....or something"

Schneider:So Alex can be corrupted by those Hooligans who go there?"

Ilena:Like I'm not here"

Penelope:I'll find a way just give me time okay"

Lydia:(To Alex)No worries Pepito.....I'll protect your Innocence"

Penelope:Malone....."

(Through the night she looked up schools that are near and has a low crime record and she settles on one school)

Penelope:Perfect(call the number)Hello is this Principal Madison of Wilson High School? I got a favor to ask"

(The Next Day in the Teacher's Lounge of Wilson High 2 Teachers and Best Friends bicker)

Gabriel:For the last time NO Bro"

Tony:Oh come on why not?"

Gabriel:For one I don't got 300 dollars and 2 even if I did I wouldn't waste it giving it to you for the track or to pay for the Playboy channel"

Tony:Oh Gabe.....I can just watch stuff on my phone"

Gabriel:Oh....still no"

(Second later Principal Madison Abby and Carlos enter)

Tony:Awe my sweet sweet Vanilla Queen"

Abby:Oh......one of the Keebler Elves"

(Everyone Laughs)

Gabriel:What's New Paula?"

Paula:Besides waking up fabulous I got a call while in mid Power Mode to bring in 2 new students for a short time"

Tony:More Kids? Really?"

Abby:I'd never the Chance to teach young minds

Carlos:That's the spirit Miss Spencer and the only Difference Mr.Ochoa is that the 2 are from a fancy well educated Catholic School....thats being fumigated"

Tony:Ha they wanted to gas the place they should've found Gabe after Loco Taco Happy Hour(Gabe playfully slaps him)"

Carlos:Even so......with them here our quota will reach a new high in academics(everyone stares)"

Paula:He means the smarter the kids the bigger Wilson's chances of reaching Lakewood"

Gabriel:Oooh(British Accent)Seems it will be our time to mingle with the Uppercrust ah hahaha"

Carlos:It best if you keep those Voices to a minimum Mr.Iglesias.....we need to show we're better than that"

(Carlos steps out and Gabe raspberries)

Paula:(Checks watch)Hot Damn they'll be arriving soon.......how I look?"

Gabriel:(Fashionista)You look FABULOUS!!!!!"

Paula:Oh Gabe you sweet talker"

Gabriel:Well I try(girly voice)"

(Paula meets up with the Alverezes and gives them a tour....nearing the end as they get their new schedules)

Penelope:Thank you again Principal Madison...you no idea how much of a life saver it is"

Paula:Don't thank me yet...your Boy has Mr.Iglesias"

Penelope:Oh God He's not one of those Teachers who doesn't care is he?"

Paula:No problem is he cares TOO much"

Lydia:How is that bad?"

Paula:It's not but....give it time...and if you want a teacher who doesn't care check your Daughter's schedule....she has Mr.Ochoa....he never cares"

(Despite worrying she says her goodbyes)

(In Mr.Iglesias' class he's breaking the News that they'll be getting a new Classmate)

Gabe:So yeah just make him feel welcomed"

(Alex enters)

Alex:Hi everyone I'm Alex Alverez"

Everyone:Hi"

Lorenzo:So we got us a big shot in our school huh?"

Walt:From your fancy pants Catholic school hmm Mr. Cruella Deville?"

(Alex tenses up)

Marisol:Don't pay them any mind they're just messing with you"

Lorenzo:Yeah she's right"

Walt:Everyone is welcomed"

Mikey:Yeah welcome to the classroom of Misfit Students"

Alex:Oh thank God

Gabe:Yeah haha take a seat Alex we're just about to discuss the Spanish-American War"

Marisol:Though if the Country keeps going as it is now it will be dubbed the 1st Spanish-American War"

Mikey:My Girl tells it like it is"

Alex:(To Himself)Great another Ilena"

Gabe:Anyway.....turns out Texas was part of Mexico but to reach a end the Mexicans gave Texas in others we went from Ai Dios Mio to (country accent) Yeehaw get along lil Doggies"

Alex:Haha hey he's pretty good"

Grace:Yeah his Voices are the Best"

Lorenzo:AAAAAAAAAH"

Gabe:What is it Lorenzo?"

Lorenzo:So....soom.....som....(pointing somewhere)"

Walt:(Sees where he's pointing)Uh Mr.Iglesias.....either that's a Wrinkly Creepo or Principal Madsion's Secretary is wandering around again"

Alex:Oh God please No....."

(Everyone turns around to see Lydia looking through the window as she quickly runs off"

Mikey:Who the Hell was that?"

Alex:My......Abuelita....."

Gabe:Hmm.....Hell of a lot faster than my Abuelita to be honest....now where were we?"

(Lydia was the peeking through Mr.Ochoa's Classroom spying on Ilena until she was spotted and caught by Coach Dixon and was given one hour of detention while they called Penelope to have her escorted off campus while Mr.Iglesias volunteered to help)

Penelope:I'm so sorry my Mami was being all creepy....watching your class through the window"

Gabriel:Hey it's cool believe me I know what it's like having an Over Protective Mom"

Penelope:Well thanks Again Mr.Iglesias"

Gabe:Oh please you can call me Gabe"

Penelope:Alright Gabe"

Gabe:I'll be seeing your son Tomorrow"(he leaves as Penelope gives her Mother the Stink Eye)

Lydia:What?"

Penelope:What the Hell were you thinking peeking through the Windows like a Loco Mami?"

Lydia:Is it loco to keep watch over our Family? Admit it you wanted to spy on them too"

Penelope:Well........YEAH but I'm not crazy enough to do it"

Lydia:Then you are not a real Cuban Mother"

Penelope:Ohoho is that true?????"

(They both Argue in spanish until Ilena and Alex show up and they stop)

Penelope:Hi Kids how was your first day?"

Alex:Pretty good oh man Mr.Iglesias is awesome he does these Funny Voices that helps keep us interested and even after Abuelita embarrassed me my Classmate didn't laugh not one"

Ilena:Well my Honors Classmates did and Mr.Ochoa didn't teach us anything just let us do what we wanted...."

Penelopa:Oh Ilena......"

Ilena:......And I loved it I took the time to study ahead"

Alex:Wow even given free time you're still a nerd"

Ilena:Well I don't care...it keeps me smart"

(As they head to their rooms)

Penelope:You're still not off the Hook"

Lydia:Fine.....that Mr.Iglesias was a fine gentlemen though"

Penelope:Oh no I see where this is going Mami"

Lydia:Going where?"

Penelope:You think is he was Taller Cuban and not Fat he'd make a great Husband"

Lydia:Well.......I wouldn't say 'Fat' more......'Fluffy'"

(She walks behind her Curtain)

Penelope:Ai Dios Mio.....Lord Give me strength"

THE END

[futuremrsnickj]

YEEHAW POPE

YEEHAW POPE

[goldenhour-goldenboy]

Masterlist

Last updated 05. December, 2020 (now includes Haikyuu!!)

Triple Frontier

Benny Miller

General Headcanons x / xx

Fight Night Headcanons

A-Z NSFW Alphabet

Fighting with Benny

Memories (Benny Miller x Medic!Reader)

biker!Benny Moodboard

Meeting the Parents for the first time

High School Sweethearts and Long Life Lovers (young!Benny Headcanons) // Moodboard

Benny and You and the Mental

Beach Vibes // Moodboard

tactical!reader x Benny Moodboard

Nightly drive with Benny Moodboard

The Aftermath (Benny coming home)

Kock ‘em down (Benny Miller x tactical!reader)

A-Z Fluff Alphabet

Soft days in lavender field Moodboard

Bonnie & Clyde & ‘Touch her and I’ll kill you’ kinda vibe Moodboard

Prompts

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”

“You’re mine, I don’t share”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it”

“I’m too sober for this”

“Please put your penis away”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“You’re seriously like a man-child”

“He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why.”

You can find any Benny related blurbs right here

William “Ironhead” Miller

A-Z Smut Alphabet

General Headcanons x

Snowy Mission // tactical!reader x William Moodboard

Random Events with William and You feat. Benny // pt. 2

domestic!William Moodboard

Will finds out it’s his S/O’s first relationship

biker!William Moodboard

A-Z Fluff Alphabet

The Break Up // pt. 2

Prompts

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”

“Choose me”

“I’m pregnant” & “Well, this is awkward”

“You’re mine, I don’t share”

“Stop biting that fucking lip”

“Enough with the sass”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed, too!”

“Tell me you need me”

“Quit beating me up!”

“I’m bulletproof, but please don’t shoot me”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. And that is final.”

“It’s 6 o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” & “No. Regrets.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“It’s a Texas thing.“

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

You can find any William related blurbs right here

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Cuddles Headcanons

Maria Morales - Russo Moodboard

A - Z Smut Alphabet (smut)

Prompts

“Shut up and kiss me”

“If we get caught I’m blaming you” (smuttish)

“You come to my room and wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?”

You can find any Francisco related blurbs right here

Santiago “Pope” Garcia

Santiago and Yovanna meet again

Pope and Yovanna’s wedding

Sweet Wake Up Call (slight smut)

A - Z Smut Alphabet (smut)

Prompts

“Stop biting that fucking lip!”

“I can’t breathe”

“I think I’m in love with you and that scares the crap out of me”

“Tell me you need me”

“What’s your favorite meme?”

You can find any Santiago related blurbs right here

William Miller and Benny Miller

Both catching feelings for you

Growing up with their dad in the military

Brotherly relationship

Day out riding with the Miller brothers! Moodboard

Camping with the Miller brothers! Moodboard

All

Joining the Military/Becoming an Airborne Ranger

What are they like drunk

Kate Daniels Series (by Ilona Andrews)

Kate Daniels

Character Moodboard

Erra

Character Moodboard

Rowena

Character Moodboard

Derek

Character Moodboard

You can find any Derek related blurbs right here

Doolittle

Character Moodboard

Ascanio

Character Moodboard

Lorelei

Character Moodboard

Jim

Character Moodboard

Roman

Character Moodboard

Christopher

Character Moodboard

Andrea

Character Moodboard

Outer Banks

Sarah Cameron

Character Moodboard

Kiara Carrera

Character Moodboard

Pope Heyward

Character Moodboard

John B. Routledge

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JJ Maybank

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Haikyuu!! 

Karasuno 

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You can find their incorrect quotes right here

Seijoh

Hajime Iwaizumi

Kisses HC

[exex-lovers]

Here's a nice list I've been working on for a while. Out of context Whizzer quotes:

"Aw, she did it with an old man."

"Homemade titties"

"The pope made me late."

"Can't spell m'larva without Marv."

"Fuck you, hedgehogs are just spiky hamsters."

"I'm not saying yeehaw, but.... yeehaw."

"I felt like I willed it to happen on my Oprah vision board or something."

"Rad and in plaid"

"His general aura makes me depressed."

"Unlike Shakira, your hips do, in fact, lie."

"I walked in and they were in like... a vape circle."

"You just have to unretract your legs."

"Hugh Jackman is my religion."

-Marvin

[socialwriter]

Hi, do you ever think about how both JJ and Kie were more than willing to leave each other behind in sticky situations, but Pope wasn’t willing to leave JJ?

cuz i do, a lot

yeehaw sluts pls support my thoughts

[eberles]

i used to be a jj girl now? not so much. im more of a pope girl BCS HAVE YOU SEEN POPE (and JD) LIKE HOLY FUCKKKKKK, i want someone to call me bubba or bubby🤧 -my emoji really be ruining everything but i love it sm, yeehaw.

same with the jj thing, now i’m a simp for rafe🤢💀 BUT i do have my pope and JD moments bc like you said holy fuck!! he’s so fine🥵🥵 and i love popes character so much!! and yes i like a nice “bubs”