#yes there are dogboys in the catboys au

[favouritefi]

crozier is a cat magnet (against his will) and fitzjames is a dog person (collecting big goofy guys)

[unethicalmorals]

Hold on my I'm not done with Hybrid au brainrot oh my god hold on

Lucky fucking loves LOVES. When Bishop purrs. Borderline fetish territory level loves.

He often tries to find excuses to cuddle up next to Bishop just as an excuse to get him to start purring Lucky is fucking ADDICTED to that shit

When Lucky and Bishop are actually together Lucky finds himself pressing his face up against Bishop's chest everytime he purrs (which usually makes Bishop purr louder, much to Luckys delight) he likes the way it sounds, he likes the gentle vibrations that emanate from Bishop's chest. Sometimes he'll lift Bishop's shirt and pepper his chest and neck in light kisses just to fluster him and make him purr so loud he swears the whole bed starts vibrating beneath them (it won't, but Lucky can pretend as much as he wants)

Lucky ultimately picks up the kitty cat habit that landed him and Bishop in a relationship in the first place, he rubs his face against Bishop more often then Bishop does to him at this point😭💚🧡

Even when they're having more *cough* "intimate" moments, Lucky will try to shove his face into Bishop's chest. If the position makes that difficult for him he'll opt to press his own chest up against Bishop's instead. He needs to feel the vibrations.

Because of this Lucky really hates fucking each other side ways. He doesn't care who's topping, if he can't reach Bishop's chest there's no point

For a dogboy, he's also not that big a fan of doggy style. It's better than sideways at least though, if Bishop tops, he can just pull Lucky flush against him, and Lucky feel his purrs against his back. And if Lucky tops, he can slide his hands up and grope Bishop's chest (It doesn't hit quite the same as having his face pressed up against Bishop though😔)

Also AUUUIHGHH PREENING PREENING YES GRRRR

I'm a Captain hater until I make headcanons about him then he's one of my many dolls that I pamper everyday (I throw him across the room once I'm done pampering him)

Captain is always so embarrassed to have Dove take care of him, he tries to tell her it's fine but godamnit she is persistent. First it was Dove taking care of his wings, and then once he was healed enough Rabbit started helping (Rabbit rarely if ever had to deal with blood wings on Dove, she takes really good care of her own wings. Dove very politely asked for Rabbit to sit out on mending Captains wings cuz of this, she just didn't have the experience, she didn't have the bird brains😔), and then Robin started coming over to help, and then next thing you know Robin is telling Dove that Lucky is actually really good at wing preening! And now here Captain is sitting on the floor with four different people helping him preen his wings, two of them working on the back and two working at the front. He's never felt so flustered in his life!

Though, as much as he pretends to be bothered.... he can't deny that he enjoys the intimacy.... being able to let himself be completely vulnerable with a group of friends.... a sort of comfort he hasn't felt in a while.... he often finds himself dozing often while they take care of him, the warmth blooming in his chest putting him in a daze.... he feels at home in these moments

OUGHHH.... touch-starved Captain....... GRRRRRRR.... anyways *throws him into ocean* I hate that guy *explodes his valuables* Fuck that guy

-Watcher

LOVE YOUR HYBRID AU THOUGHTS AHHH!! ((Grabbing you and shaking you rn,,, (affectionate))

THE PURRING OUUUHH,,, AND LUCKY PICKING UP BISHOP'S HABITS?? YESYESYES LOVE THESE TWO-- THE PUPPY AND KITTY,, DOGBOY CATBOY 💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡 WATCHER I'M EATING UP ALL THIS FOOD,, ABSOLUTELY DEVOURING THIS (I have re-read all five asks a normal amount of times,,)

Ohhh these two are so silly together,,, so wholesome,,, I wish only the best for them in canon~!! 🤭 Captain, oh Captain,,, Just you wait-- Just you wait big guy,,

Man, Captain is too big for his own good (love that for him) This fool doesn't know how to practice self-care but will fight the good fight to protect someone in danger! (Captain moment when he leaves you alone on Titan of all places,,) TOUCHED STARVED MAN YEAH YEAH

Oh my god,, Watcher,,, there's no swimming in Lethal Company--

[sakumasmut]

back cuz of the mentions of hybrids that right there is one of my favorite aus to think ab and i always have so many ideas like yes of course the usual dog/cat/bunny hybrid blah blah but i like some different kinds so im sharing some not in detail tho im ab to fuckin crash maybe i will later on but for now i’ve got doe arashi, fennec anzu, meerkat leo (or red panda) brown bear madara, black bear kuro n of course the obvious dogboy subaru, catboy hokuto and foxboy rinne

i actually made fox rinne and bear kuro bots but im still umm training the kuro one🥸 anyway bye

-🦷guy

good choices, tho personally I’d think of bison mama bc of the bkubu comics and dragon kuro, maybe those are too obvious of choices. it’s fun to think of diff animals

[korruptbrekker]

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[squish--squash]

Okay but like Dream Smp hybrid au bc I keep seeing catboy/dogboy posts

(and am greatly influenced by an old au I wrote for a fandom I used to be in on a wattpad account I deleted bc honestly I think the au deserved more attention)

Okay but anyways imagine an au where majority of the population is an animal hybrid (where people can have animal characteristics such as ears, tails, wings, scales, claws, eyes, etc; it can vary tho bc you can have animal ears but not have the tail and vice versa, you don’t necessarily get everything every time)- and yes this includes all animals not just mammals- and I was thinking about what the Dream SMP ensemble would be like and I just kinda ran with it and did as many members as I could think of so here’s a list:

Dream Team/Feral Boys (since there’s an overlap ig):

Dream is a border collie

Sapnap is a Greek shephard

George is a maine coon (for the irony)

Quackity is a Mexican duck

Karl is a champagne ferret (champagne is the name coat style not the breed name, btw)

Bad is a leonberger (dog breed)

Ant is a siamese 

SBI:

Tommy’s a starling

Phil’s either a red kite or a golden eagle, still debating

Techno is a wild boar

Wilbur is a labrador retriever atm but I’m starting to think there’s smth else that could fit him better

(idk if Ranboo and Tubbo are part of the SBI group so I won’t put them in here but I think they should be official honorary members)

Other members:

Ranboo is a holstein (black and white) cow (based this off the fact a lot of fanart has him with a tail that looks similar to a cow tail)

Tubbo is a lab

Puffy is a jacob sheep (also this can parallel to Dream since he’s a breed of sheepdog and they like to follow sheep)

Niki is a hovawart (dog breed)

Sam is a kamado dragon but I’m also thinking he can be a tanuki bc Sam Nook

Schlatt is a ram

Eret is a roe deer

This was really run to think about ngl, I had fun researching animal breeds too because I wanted to challenge myself and to try and only use animal breeds/species from the area each person is from/lives in (like for example, I had Sapnap be a dog breed that originated from Greece bc of his Greek heritage, and Niki’s dog breed is from Germany; This doesn’t apply to everyone tho but it does to at least half I think)

[rredbirdii]

teen titans (go) / feral boys

i havbe brain rot from the teen titans/feral boys au cus it literally makes so much fucking sense opkay

im just gonna be info dumping cus yes

[its long so yea]

okay so

ohoho alsoalso these are jsut the really rouhg startings to everything and ill proobably make changeds n shits

[like with dream n quackity im really torn but yea]

but oohhhboy this is bnrain rot to its finest

these are just hcs and reasonings but art wise ill probably try to find somethig thats of interest to me and ill probably change up the designs a lil bit

dream as beast boy

-originally i wanted dream as robin cus like both masked but then mt brain thouhgt of dnf[deez nuts found]

-also the dream dogboy/catboy discourse? look no further we can do both

-also beast boy and dream are literally green

georgenotfound as raven

-im not gonna lie to you the main reason was the dee en eff shit i was doing with beast boy

-but aslo like character DESIGN wise[not character wise ravens a bad bitch] ravens design in ttg is hella boring and bland

-like georges personality is the closest to ravens imo

quackity as robin

-i had two and a half breakdowns while drawing him

-not because of his outfit or anything, but instead his fucking mask

-im still super unsatisfired with it cus it doesnt make sense and it doesnt reallly have thast quackity vbie yet

-i rely heabily on quackitys eyes to make him quackity and look mexican; since his skin is lgiht and its his eyes mainly that usually allow me to show the difference between him n like the other white ccs

-but anywas

-the robin from ttg is so fucking quacktiy it scares me

-lik e holy fucking hell i could just FUCCCCCK

BUT YOU SEE IM SO TORN CUS THE TTG ROBIN CAN ALSO BE DREAM AS WELL AND UEUEUEUEU ITS SO FUCKING CHAOTIC

-but please ykl those short robin things yea

-thats literally why i did robin but please im now so fucking conflifeced cus like it could also be dream so like

-dream and quacktiy im super on the toe with and idk if i should or shouldnt switch them just yet

-give me ur thoguhts

karl as starfire

-m,,

-i dont know its just the vibe okay

-the absoutle happy enegyr that thte two radiate just made me autoamticall y pair the two and yea

-like literally its so mmmmm

sapnap as cyborg

-ok this was siomthing that i was kidna hesitant on cus cyborg is really heavily black and good for him!! good for hij rihght

-and like the thing is a lot of his personaltiy and the way he talks is "black" [holy fucxking god if that sounds wrong pls tell me how to rewrite it im not good with explan ing like plsplspls tell me if i accidentailly worded shit wrogn]

-it was also cus cuborg was the last one and i didnt hvae any characters left so i had to leave saonano here and so iut doesnt really work unless i force it to work

-but yea like i really absoutelyl love drawing sapnanp but im going to fucking cry when i need to do cyborg sapnap cus i despise drawing robots and shit like that so :']]

other characters that just fucking absoultely fit and i am definetly gonna draw them in that vibe

-fundy as terra [a little hesitaint tho cus it only works if dreams beast boy n like its really reliant on the fundywastaken kinda shit]

-i have no clue why but for the strangest reasons kid flash as wilbur

-ok yk rose right; okay that s fuckiung technoblade

-oorororor if we are in the og teen titans that might be red x then [jason todd as technoblade]

-ok you see my problem now

-i am so torn between these universes and i could just do batfamily sbi [phil batman; wilbur nightwing; techno red hood; tubbo red robin; tommy robin; and so much more shit and ouinsrhtiubtibddfbsd brain rot? yea <33

-please i for some reason am having dc brain rot again and i dopnt know why

[favouritefi]

Is joplittle a thing in your au? Just asking because they're my two faves

this relationship dynamics chart explains that little has a one-sided work crush on jopson in the catboy au so its a thing in that sense. its hard to sus out what jopson feels about little but i will say that he was initially very hostile to him when little was first adopted bc jopson wants to be daddys special boy and doesnt wanna share the spotlight but due to the circumstances of little's adoption (foisted onto crozier by ross) crozier doesnt care for little at all so jopson quickly went back to treating little with neutral professionalism. little meanwhile thinks jopson is very good at his job and finds his competency to be quite attractive. when little hangs out w the dogboy officers they will tell him that jopsons a real looker and joke about how lucky little is to have eye candy in his new household and little will be like "yes i suppose he's rather pretty, but look at the sleeve he mended for me, you can hardly tell it was ever frayed"

[favouritefi]

i love the level of brainrot (affectionate) and thought that goes into worldbuilding for your terror aus. like i adore your posts that dive into what a victorian england with a/b/o and/or dogboys/catboys might look like in terms of gender and class and other stuff. anyway i just vibe w/ the combo of horny and intellectual that your stuff has. i want sexy catboys yes but i also want serious consideration of how victorian england might be impacted by their existence. anyway you are a blessing in this fandom and i do mean that in all seriousness.

AHHHHHH AWWWWW AHHHHH IM MAKING SUCH A STUPID HAPPY FACE RN THANK YOU hehehehehehehe im so glad my overpriced degree has finally come in handy: making strangers from the internet see me in a favourable light

[favouritefi]

Content warning for discussion of historical animal abuse and animal death.

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Are you familiar with Victorian ratting pits, dog fighting, bull baiting, etc., and if so, are dogboys and catboys forced into similar bloodsports in the Purror and Erebark universe? (Do upper-class dogboys have a more hands-on approach to foxhunting?)

yes and i know about the fucked up cat pianos too, but tbh i dont think any of that stuff is super relevant in this au. dont get me wrong theres all kinds of senseless abuse and violence and death, but like its not really that fun to watch a man-shaped thing kill some rats. there might be like underground fighting rings where dog/catboys are the majority of the competitors, but there isnt like a culture of cat/dogboy specific torture-based entertainments.

upper class dogboys do participate in foxhunting but they do it on horseback like humans do, they are trained from a young age to be as well-behaved/domesticated as possible so getting hands on with their prey would be considered deeply uncouth. doesnt mean they can't though, dundy was one of the best hunters in the expedition when they were hauling south