#yes this is about the EP that has baddie on it. so? im a baddie im a baddie pretty little risky baddie

[echoesofadream]

i genuinely think I'VE MINE is one of the best things created musically like peak of all human art

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

ep 6 playboyy rewatch stray thoughts

- not gaga auto jumping to nont and jump 👀 guess i rewatch that scene often….

- headlines: someone making noise complaint was killed, drunk partygoer shoots friend, i heard “lgbtq” but didn’t see subs about it…, leaked photos of elites partying on a. yacht with drugs and women

- the section in english is interesting is this a convo between nuth aob and puen?

- i feel like we don’t talk about this aobpuen scene enough….

ep 6 the truth is a glass of wine

- here we have the framing of the baddies but porsche is always cropped out

- zouey being like “we should throw a party” and first and captain immediately start discussing which animals to dress as. i see you

- kerjiejr nont like can yall be serious we are not having an animal themed party…. the theme will be sexy sleepwear skdjrkkrrjjr

- captain is such a menace akjsjdjsjejr wait why are his nails so long i thought he played rugby

- ZOUEYTEENA i’m popping them in my mouth

- is this rooftop the baddies? like what doesn’t their house have damn

- porsche being a menace for no reason

- get it tutor!! yes jump suck that boobie!!

- jump is so tired free my mans jdjdjdjjd on the phone sucking and moaning like it better be teena on the other line

- the sunglasses JUMP HAS CHAIN NECKLACE

- aob can do anything except role playing he’s in love with puen… aobpuen enthusiasts we are so back

- i can’t pretend to be in love with you because be- because because you’re not pretty… enough!!!

- aob crying scene oh i forgot…

- aob also in a chain necklace aurrrkay

- nont on the verge of just giving up

- promnont scene of all time “sex doesn’t change you, just reveals things… is there anything you want to reveal”

- jump walking into the party pointing at prom and walking away my autistic meow meow if this production. he also lookin like a whole meal

- first is so fucking dramatic skdjjdkd if jejdjjg

- why are you toasting me we’ve accomplished jack shit go solve the fucking murder

- it’s the way porsche zouey and prom have similar outfits….

- nonts boots don’t go with the rest of the fit… i’m sorry but it’s true. still love this fit tho

- captain is a FUCKING MENACE kaksjdjd that’s my boy

- discord peeps who said teena had sadistic sex with jason…. i’m starting to think yall are right

- zouey kinda taken himself out here cause he tried to have sex with teena and jump like now look where we are zouey you should have asked a different question skdjdjjdjfj

- wtf is going on with the belly button on captain rn 🤨

- why jump and keen kinda eyeing eachother up a ton like ok…

- PROM AND NONT YOURE FIRST SCENE TOGETHER NONT WORE A MASK PUT YOUR FINGIES DOWN

- i’m obsessed with jump teena soong hanging out also them all teasing jump for being a himbo i love them

- FIRST HAS BEEN STANDING ANGSTILY ON A CHAIR THIS WHOLE TIME AKDJJDJDJRJD

- does jump know jason is the daddy….

- “if we play more games we’ll definitely know” <- me when i’m about to be proven wrong skdjdjjr

- jump and teena hyping eachother up im gonna screammmmmm oh proms there too?!?!?!

- jump in the bg is killing me he’s so fucking funny

- i’m jumping on the teena can’t dance train yall im gonna roast tf outta this boy

- teena straight jamming through all the drama ekktkkrjjt teena is the only character in a romcom im obsessed with him

- teena got thr puppy dog eyes out someone help my man

- “you can choose to be masculine but be awful or be a pussy and not hurt people” ok zouey

- and teena returns to heal position

- captainkeen the only ones who understand the assignment of this game aksjjdkdk

- hold on what goes on with zoueys jacket….

- zouey first and teenasoong being chaotic besties yessss

- jump also understood the assignment

- “twins are so identical” always takes me out like he just says what comes to mind but this is the thing that makes nont want to burn him alive

- jump seems into the wax play before nont starts… being nont…. so noted

- nant appears to at least 3 characters as haunting visions…. aurrrrkay

- the lighting in this nuthphop scene is absolutely fantastic

- prom being so worried for porsche….

- porsche tells prom “if he finds out you gave nant his money he will kill both of you…” which might not mean anything but also….

- phop in his pearls and chains

- oh nuth…..

- nont really loves masks like ok

- here we go captain being a menace

- it’s soongs room?!??!? what?!?! do they all live in the same abandoned hotel?!?!? do they not run into eachother?!?!?!

- captain being a menace again skdjdis

- the bloody handprint still fascinates me

- poor nuth once again. kinda obsessed with nuth going through it in the corner and phop just continuing on. like it’s probably an average day for them…….

- nuthphop enthusiasts how we feeling… who else feels like they’re about to pass out…

- i’m kinda obsessed with the turn of events. like nuth being like i just got got on vid cam cause i was trying to be horny about the fact you made me so jealous i wanted to kill you…. wanna be my bf?

- i love this scene actually….

[nagdabbit]

What season of Dimension 20 should a noob start with I want to understand what the FUCK you're talking about

oooooooo yes, welcome, come on in, were all fucking weird here!

get ready to have Extreme Feelings about one (1) loud, white man

but also, you can kinda start wherever you want? i haven't even watch every single season, anyway. here's the seasons, out of airing order, probably

fantasy high - the original, the og. teens in fantasy high school, having hijinks and saving the world. honestly, if there's like an established place to start, this is it. there's a second season, and a couple of live shows that are so fucking fun. griffin mcelroy's live ep is fucking WILD, i love ficus

pirates of leviathan - fantasy high adjacent, post fh season 2. i didn't actually finish this one. i dont remember why. i dont super have a strong attachment to fh season 2, so the setting for this one just didn't interest me, but it's pirates having hijinks on a floating pirate city

unsleeping city 1 & 2 - urban fantasy weirdness, urban fantasy fun times. the magical world that lives beneath and alongside the new york we all know. like fables, maybe, but more fantasy archetypes than folklore. really fun, really enjoyable, i have no memory of season two but i know i watched it

the seven - another fh spinoff, but a little more tied into the first season. a fantasy party of all the people they spent season one trying to save. it is SO FUCKING FUNNY, and SO FUCKING GAMEPLAY CRUNCHY, and I CRIED SO FUCKING HARD. need some emotional healing? exquisite. i miiiight suggest watching fh first, just to understand who they are, but also you don't *need* to

tiny heist - borrowers and fairies and thug bugs and living toys, trying to run a heist. so goddamn fun. highly, highly recommend. i love a fuckin heist. its the mcelroy family season, so if you like them you can look forward to that. just mcelroy is just. he's fucking batshit.

a crown of candy - game of thrones ass campaign, but the characters and kingdoms are all based on the different food groups. for real and honest, this season didn't hit me and i didn't finish it. but i do enjoy compilations of it on youtube

the ravening war - crown of candy spin off. i also didn't watch this at all, but it has cr's matt mercer as the guest gm, and im sure he's a great guy and all, but i just don't vibe with his dm style. deffo the least amount of levity of all the seasons, i think

mice & murder - a sherlock holmes, agatha christie ass murder mystery where everyone is in the house trying to solve the murder. also everyone is woodland creatures. another highly recommend if you're into murder mysteries like that

escape from the bloodkeep - what if lotr was told from the baddies pov. it's so stupid, so silly, so much fun. highly recommend

shriek week - monsters on their final week of college. despite my love of guest gm, gabe hicks, this season just Did Not Hit Me. not even ify nwadiwe could hold me

misfits and magic - hogwarts ass magic school for little wizards, but without the transphobia and racism. need some kids upsetting an unjust society based on classism? this for you. so, so good! guest gm aabria iyengar, she fucking knocks it out of the park. there's also a christmas episodes and a live show with a different cast

a starstruck odyssey - did you know that brennan lee mulligans mom elaine wrote the comic starstruck? this season is based on the comic and its very fucking fun! scifi shenanigans out the ass

neverafter - horror themed season, about macabre fairytale characters and the enduring nature of stories. it took me a bit to get into this season, but it's so good! you gotta like horror, tho. that's important to remember. it's a dark season

coffin run - draculas followers try to get an injured dracula back to the castle before his enemies catch up. sooooooo so so fucking funny, one of my favorite seasons. guest gm jasmine bhullar kills it. absolutely unfuckinghinged season

a court of fey and flowers - EASILY my favorite, second favorite season. aabria is back, the fey are having a party, someone is trying to do something terrible, they need to navigate jane austen era ass court politics to figure it out. so, so fucking stupid and fun

dungeons & drag queens - i havent finished this season, cuz i got Depressed As Shit earlier this year and just couldn't, but im about to jump back in. honestly, the plot doesn't matter, it's monet x change, alaska thunderfuck, jujubee and bob the drag queen. do you need to know anything else? no, you don't

mentopolis - the current season. a good place to start it you don't want to binge anything, as only one episode is out. it's a noir detective mystery taking place within the brain of a scientist and is already climbing the ranks of my favorite seasons

godspeed, you little nerd. go forth and have fun

[qingxintea]

➼ chongyun || hiraeth

tw: mention of knives (no violence), kidnapping, explosion _______

you angled your camera to catch your face and upper body correctly and adjusted your blinds for the correct lighting. you put thin pieces of yellow and pink paper over your lamp to give off a sunset lighting sort of aesthetic in your minimalist room. your tiny cacao tree sat in the corner of your room, setting some sort of simple beach vibe.

then, you began to stream.

you watched as majority of your followers came to view as you sat in your rolly gaming chair. the greetings came rushing in and you noticed two of your friends had came along too, xingqiu and chongyun.

"hey gang, it's kingexplosionmurder here with your weekly sunday stream," you smiled and watched as comments came in asking you to notice them. beginning to select randomly, you flicked a short strand of hair behind your ear. "you have been noticed, yourlocalsugardaddy," you blessed them. and you swore you chose randomly.

on the other side of the screen, chongyun's face slightly flushed before eating his popsicle again. yes, that was his username, selected by xingqiu after the guhua heir was somehow able to trick him into selecting so. the situation must've been that he accidentally consumed some jueyun chili's, that was also xingqiu's doing.

he watched you smile as you explained your schedule for this stream, when he noticed you suddenly began laughing. it sounded genuine, he wanted to believe it was genuine, but there was a trace of disappointment in it. he observed your face, noticing you were looking at the chat box. "i agree too, scarymoose."

scarymoose: this streamer's kinda dog shit ngl 😐

by instinct, his fingers grazed over the keyboard as he analyzed the tone. this kid wasn't joking around with himself, he was really out to bring you down. he exhaled, shaking his head, wondering how you would deal in the situation.

yourlocalsugardaddy: miss karen this isn't yelp 🙄

he wasn't content with that yet, things could've gone onto more serious matters, but he knew you liked to keep your chat clean and peaceful. you went to the farther extents to keep that from happening, agreeing with rude comments yourself as a said joke, but actually have it sometimes harming you.

so chongyun tried his best to keep you happy.

redrumreaper: yo moose chill 😳

he recognized his friend xingqiu also trying to calm the situation as you just laughed it off and attempted to continue, sooner enough just beginning to ignore all his comments. some other viewers came up to your defense but in all honesty, you wanted to move on.

"s-so, i found some silk flowers outside of wangshuu inn yesterday, aren't they pretty?" you took a tiny bouquet of the said silk flowers and presented it to your viewers, holding it next to your cheek. the pink tone of the flowers matched the color of your cheeks and made for a nice picture. chongyun would've screenshotted it, but he respected your privacy.

yourlocaldumba$$: yes they're so pretty we love you 😍

13lue13erry: yes ong ong 💕 thiccer than my granny

Straw13erry: don't bring madame ping into this 💀💀

colino: are you sure it's alright to take from someone's legally owned property ?? much less from their garden

Straw13erry: u mean ur neighbors don't harvest ur flowers every day? 🙄 privilege spoke 🤚

yourlocalsugardaddy: vv pretty 😳

redrumreaper: simp 💀

you slightly choked over on your side and xingqiu calling chongyun a simp, for you. quickly clearing your throat, you regained your composure. your viewers could see that your cheeks had been dusted with a darker shade now.

13lue13erry: 👀

Straw13erry: 👀

yourlocaldumba$$: 👀

redrumreaper: 👀

sireluck: 💀

bazinga: 👀

dandelionn: 👀

poetichoe: 👀

"okay- anyways," you pushed that aside, watching the chain of 👀's coming in. you weren't too sure at what they were referring to, but just assumed that they were interested in xingqiu exposing chongyun. but, there was no way chongyun really felt like that, right? it was just a friendly compliment from what you believed. "just a tiny flex but y'all guys, i am so cracked at apex, not gonna lie. for all the new followers out there," you randomly commented. 'and to change the subject.'

"actually, you know what? fuck the schedule, let's go to trolling little eight year old kids posting selfies on instagram. due to certain reasons i'm just not gonna be blurring their usernames out, but please don't spam these people, i don't wanna be cancelled 💗" you sweetly smiled as you pulled up instagram and started streaming on your phone.

of course your sus notifications ruined it 🤡🤡

because xingqiu took advantage of the situation, sending messages to your discord. nothing mentioning your romantic life because he knew better than that, but just trolling. 'HEY GANG. ITS ME, TONY, AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA SEE IF IM FASTER THAN THIS MOUSE TRAP.' 'TURNS OUT, I AM NOT FASTER THAN THIS MOUSE TRAP.' 'AN UPDATE, IT HURTS. ALRIGHT. BYE GUYS.' you tried hard to contain your laughter, but certain giggles came out in the end, giggles that made chongyun's heart flutter.

xingqiu just kept spamming without a stop, to the point that you accidentally clicked into the notification instead of someone's username on a selfie post. so now everyone could see your group chat with xingqiu, chongyun, and a few other viewers that were actually your other friends.

13lue13erry: oh no 🤡

Straw13erry: 🗿

yourlocaldumba$$: HAHAHAHA WE'RE EXPOSED 🤡👌

just water support boy 😔: image.png

oh my god he's sending chongyun catboy edits. you made this concerning noise, glad no one really seemed to know who chongyun really was on twitch. you went back to instagram, beginning to dm a random kid, ignoring the situation that had just happened.

chongyun choked, slight heat running to his cheeks. what the fuck was xingqiu doing- how did he even get those pictures? maybe it was that one time xingqiu forced him to go to a furry con, but how did he ever get the time to photograph these? he nervously fidgeted and played with his fingers.

13lue13erry: 🤡

Straw13erry: 🤡

yourlocaldumba$$: 🤡

redrumreaper: 🤡

<— oraoraoraor

kingexplosionmurder: chav check

oraoraoraor: what

kingexplosionmurder: chav: check 😹😹

oraoraoraor: bruh

oraoraoraor: who tf are you

kingexplosionmurder: hope you like baddies cause i'm bad at everything 💗

oraoraoraor: bruh ok i'm blocking

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

oraoraoraor: 😐

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

oraoraoraor: wtf

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

oraoraoraor: wait wait UR that one twitch streamer?

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

oraoraoraor: ig ur fans gonna be so disappointed in you

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

oraoraoraor: hahaha wtf i'm gonna post this and tag you

kingexplosionmurder: stop dming me

afterwards you sent a barrage of really cursed images and left the person on read when they tried to complain and get a reaction out of you. you chuckled, extremely satisfied with yourself. this is what your viewers followed you for. you went on hunting for another user, "GO Y/N GO" filling up your chat.

you were just about to dm this other kid until you heard a ring from your doorbell. "oh what the fuck, i didn't invite anyone. but you know what, i'll pull something up to entertain y'all guys while i'm afk." searching on youtube, you typed in 'banana fish ep. 1' and clicked on the longest video you saw. then you got up from your chair, making your way to the front door.

you didn't mute yourself before because you thought there was really no need to, and you underestimated your mic sensitivity. god did you wish that you could go back and time and do just that.

twisting the doorknob, you opened your door and was met with... a certain, someone.

someone that you recognized and has caused you so much pain, and it was all so fun and games before they had to come along. "bruh. aight what you here for fam?" you played it super chill, though you were really sick and tired of this person's shit.

"(y/n). we need to talk," her stern voice made you flinch as you just stared straight into her eyes. you simply nodded your head and crossed your arms, shifting your weight onto your right leg. "we're thinking of taking you back home."

your froze, your breath hitching as you just stood there, waiting for her to go on. clenching your fists and looking down, you stayed silent for a little moment and questioned, "...why?"

"well, you have a stable income source, right?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips. "you can finally be of use to us," she clasped her hands together, a bright smile on her face. your finger twitched, awaiting an explanation. "you're a streamer, yeah? so you can be a useful asset to our family name."

"...you only want me to come back so i can make you all seem... good?"

and here you thought, just for a second, that you would be accepted back into the place where you really belonged. your shoulders slumped, as small tears began to well up in your eyes. "and for our profitable gain of course, it would be a shame to not acquire that from you."

you composed yourself and looked up. "im afraid my profit can only cover for one person, and it would be myself that i focus to make a suitable and independent living out of. you've kicked me out ever since i've graduated from college and had me fend for myself, now inviting me back once i have a stable job?" you breathed, fiddling with the sleeves of your black hoodie.

"oh, not inviting, dear. taking."

confused by her words, you let your guard down as she suddenly pushed a warm cloth over your mouth as you let out a constrained scream. you tried to break free of her grasp, reaching for the switchblade in your pocket, but the drowsing chemicals from the cloth took control of you and you felt disoriented. "you... bitch..."

your head hit the floor.

》●✿ time ● skip ✿●

silence.

thats all you heard when you awoke.

pure, unfiltered silence that overwhelmed you as you were completely lost. what was happening?

you tried turning to the other side of your childhood bed, the moon casting light shadows into your 'room'. there was a rope around your wrists you noticed, so you brought them up to your lips and starting gnawing on them until it broke apart. (guys we feral its not a furry instinct ok?/ ??  ?)

the material had irritated your skin, but you put that aside for now. escape- thats what you really needed to do. it was fairly dark, but you didn't have a good estimate of time. the analog clock was broken and set to a different time that displayed 11AM. you sat up, your fingers running along the frame of the window next to you.

for a moment, you stopped, thoughts rushing into your head. what if you could start a whole other life here where things could finally be peaceful, what if you didn't have to feel so isolated anymore, what if you could- ...

no. (y/n), get yourself together. what has happened will anyways stay there, and there is no healing scars. ...still, you couldn't shake off the feeling of missing this home so much when you had an amazing childhood, though full of fake actors who had manipulated you.

opening all the cabinets silently, you grabbed things that you assumed would come to your aid. a tiny backpack, which you then stuffed with other things around it. a first aid kit, a spare knife just in case, along with a clean oversized sweater and a couple dollar bills. all that, along with a compass.

you turned towards your window, stepping on your bed.

pushing open the sides of your window, your stepped on, the brown coldness of the frame coming in contact with your feet. you shivered just a little bit before stopping to think. what would you do once you were out of here? you barely knew your way here. and not to mention, your devices were still left at your other house, so there was no way of contact.

...

did your stream ever end? even if it did, had you muted yourself before leaving? no, you didn't, and you could remember in precise detail. someone out there, anyone, would be willing to help, right? you couldn't possibly be here forever, not when you're basically blown up all over your socials?

your friends, yes, your friends! xingqiu and chongyun were watching the stream and had made obvious interaction in doing so, and they'd be willing to protect you. if they just had a lead...

but... what lead was there? all they heard was the woman's voice and, that was probably it, wasn't it? only a voice with no other clear features that could identify her. it looked like you were doing this on your own.

you came in contact with the blades of grass tickling your feet and conveniently found a pair of sneakers outside. it definitely wasn't yours, and it smelled like the scent of your old room. most likely, it belonged to someone from inside your house, lavender and mint, but who inside there was in the age range to wear modern day sneakers..?

brushing that question aside, you unhesitatingly laced them on and they were just a bit too big, but you could manage.

you breathed, inhaling the freedom intertwined air, a much needed factor of bringing you back to your lost sense of happiness. then, the fear struck you once again, because you needed to improvise now. you needed to run, but which direction? you barely knew this place at all.

you dug around your pocket for the compass you had and it was pointing east. you remember that stepping out of your house was facing west, so you were going the right way... but who knows how messy the path was? it couldn't have been an exact pathway, but going directly ahead was your simplest option.

you heard a pair of footsteps coming from inside the house, probably a few seconds away to opening the door. you sucked in your breath and ran, ran as far as your legs could take you. your intimidating speed and played into your advantage, and taking one last look, you saw the lights on, before continuing.

a few minutes into it, you felt some elemental energy. it was a sense you learned to develop since you were young, giving you the upper hand in a variety of situations. you followed the trail of glowing lines, the air starting to get colder and colder. you shuddered, the crisp coldness nipping at your skin.

you sat below a tree, taking your backpack off your shoulder and took out the oversized sweater. you put it on over your black tee and light blue skinny jeans, its nostalgic aroma filling your sense of smell.

it was... warm.

it shouldn't be warm.

the warmth proved as a sign that someone had worn it before, but this size was from what you knew, too small to fit the woman you came across again, and you absolutely did not recall any other beings within the house. it was a small household.

suddenly, you remembered what she said.

we're thinking of taking you back home. you can finally be of use to us.

plural. you should've noticed it before and you shook your head, slightly disappointed in yourself. you didn't remember any other birth siblings. could it be the fact that during the time, they had, in a way, replaced you?

you sat up, then suddenly went drowsy. your eyelids were getting heavy as your back hit the same tree. ah, that clever bitch. you chuckled to yourself, but still unsatisfied how this was gonna end. reaching inside your pocket, you grabbed a bomb that a little kid gave you, and threw it as far as you could. it wasn't as far as you hoped, but it was exceptionally far considered your sleepy state.

in a few couple seconds or so, it was going to explode. you did that to divert the attention of her and slowly ran as far as you could. a few seconds in, you gave in, hoping that your efforts were enough. 》●✿ perspective ● shift ✿●

chongyun heard an explosion.

he raised his head in the direction smoke was coming from, and made a run for it, then stopping to think. no, you're smarter than this. he gathered his shit together and remembered that one day klee gave you a bomb. he deducted that you had used it as a diversion, and began to search around the area.

and finally, he came across your sleeping body. to ensure your living state, he crouched down and let two fingers travel across your neck, searching for a pulse, and was relieved when he found one, pulsing at a normal rate.

he then carried you on his back, picking up the pace since he deducted someone was out for you, would you need a distraction. he remembered some details of the woman, she had ended your stream with your sleeping form in her hands, a dirty smirk coming across her lips. she had dark hair with some natural highlights, but that was all he saw because the rest was concealed by a cloak.

a few minutes, maybe half an hour later, you began to stir. chongyun decided that he ventured far enough to liyue and slowed down for your comfort. he wanted you to get some well deserved rest. but slowly, you woke up, but only the tiniest movement was made. your eyes were still droopy and you wanted to return to sleep.

but the sight of pastel blue hair kept you from doing so.

you felt the familiar silk coming in contact with your arms as he kept on trudging forward at a more consistent and smooth pace. "..chongyun?" you muttered out weakly, earning a small smile from the male. he hummed in response, continuing forward.

your mind was cloudy, unable to interpret the language of the world. but softly, words effortlessly escaped your lips, "... did i do the right... thing?" blinking multiple times, you awaited his answer.

"yes, yes you did," his soft voice reached your ears, making you smile a bit. you nuzzled deeper into his shoulder, clinging onto him tighter, unwilling to let go.

"thank you," you whispered.

he chuckled a bit before responding, "anything for you."

_____

bro ending is a little off because i'm wrote this at 2:53AM and so my brain has went ⬇️⬇️ also i'm just hungry

copy and pasted from my wattpad,, @ppeachtea_

[cobblepottantrum]

rant time

idk if anyone else heard but CW is creating a live action Powerpuff Girls movie where they are in their 20s and feel like they lost their childhood to fighting crime. To start with, im not hating on the people working on it but as a life time fan these are just some of my concerns. 

First of all, this is a terrible idea. The girls drawings and style are dedicated to be unrealistic and extremely stylized so that no one looks like them. So unless these girls are gonna have huge eyes and the bodies like they do in the City of Clipsville ep...its gonna look like three girls with colored contacts. 

Second, the girls loved being heros. No one ever forced them to save the city, that was their choice. And even the professor created other inventions to help them, (even though they never used them), because he wanted them to be normal little girls. yes, it was shown in some episodes, the one introducing Robin, that the girls free time is taken up with crime fighting but also they lived pretty normal lives. They celebrated their birthdays, had friends and did normal little girl things like play pretend and coloring. 

I don’t think that the girls would hold any resentment towards their father because he didn't make them for powers, he made them so that he could have someone to love and cherish and take care of. He is shown to be a good father and even though he is aware that they have powers, they rely and love him deeply. 

Yes, everyone at some point hates their job but Buttercup loves to punch and fight. She would be the one to continue fighting without hesitation. Bubbles loves to help and support people and Blossom knows she was given these powers for a reason, to serve and protect. 

The Professor never forced them to be heros. He never one said, you need to save the day, correct me if im wrong but I can't think of one ep. The only people who expect that is the people in the town and the mayor. 

Even the clip that shows them as older and giving up crime was legit just to show the boys and give fans a crumb of the rowdy ruff boys. Fans know that the girls would fight for their city. Batman didn’t have to become a super hero but he chose too and the girls did too. 

The reboot couldn’t even be done with love or passion and I hope that who ever takes on this task, loves the original show. You can’t make a movie with an old title and slap together some non-character like scenes and think people will flock to it, that's not how it works. 

Yes, I think this could be an interesting idea, however logically, it shouldn’t be made. But since its going to be, there's something I would want to see. 

I want to see Blossoms hardships with being the leader. Theres no doubt that she takes failure personally and since this is a angsty take on the girls, it should be there. Ice breath is a must but can’t be her only move.

Bubbles should have an arch where she wonders if people can see past the cute and see how powerful she truly is, like in Bubbleviscious. They show take the character traits from the show and apply them. She better talk to squirrels too. 

Buttercup has to have that bittersweet vibe and bad ass demeanor. She doesn’t take shit from anyone and that needs to be there. 

In addition we should see the professor as his girls leave the house and move on. Maybe him pacing in their room wondering how time flew by and wondering if its his fault his daughters regret their childhood, since its going to seem to be that way. 

Villains such as Princess should be in it for sure. She was one of the rivals that were the same age and grew up closely. We should see her development and if she gave up on being a puff. 

If you're gonna make a 20s movie of the ppg and not include the rrb...just don't do it. Fuck it, make it a romance movie or them rekindling. Give a scene where blossom realizes that the only person who could ever beat or match to her is brick. give me the boys, and make them hot too. 

don't add new villains. No one gives a fuck about new people. We wanna see Him and Mojo. Princess and the gang green gang. Give us the RowdyRuffs and Sedusa. Don’t try to take away what's already there. 

And for the love of Him, do not show ms Bellums face. Play up on the fact that no one can see her face. Thats literally the point of the gag and how you don't need to see her to know she is an intelligent baddie. Give us Robin, Mike and Mitch and Ms. Keane. Give us the ogs. Fuck, put in the punks too.

But do not give us bliss, maybe Bunny. 

If you are going to make a live action, make it for the go fans who know the characters, not just some girl with pink contacts who happens to be blossom. Also they should be distinct and not look alike. Redhead, blonde, black hair, their skin type can be what ever but keep the hair color there. Blossom is emotional attached to her hair. Don't forget the bow either. 

or if anything, they can always take a good fanfic and do that instead, 

rant over. what are walls thoughts on the news??

[lake-lyn]

SAB SHOW SPOILERS (EP 1-4) (EP 5-8)

these are some notes I took while watching, I’ll post the rest of them later as well and maybe a more in depth review? i also tried to categorize everything but it’s prob a mess lol

General

* Heartrenders can sorta manipulate people to tell the truth/command them? I don’t know if I’m completely on board with that, in the books only Grisha on parem can do that so idk if that feels too overpowered in a way

* Huh the idea that human amplifiers don’t “exist” is interesting, maybe they changed it to make the Darkling more special?

* not a big fan of the fight scenes, they’re ok but it feels like the camera whipping back and forth between movements and it gives me a bit of whiplash

* The sets are so beautiful

* JESSIE MEI LI AND AMITA ARE SO PRETTY

The Crows

* KANEJ💖💖💖 their banter of if the sun summoner is real or not is so cute

* Jesper talking about a certain demolitions man...

* I love Jesper, him finding random food then eating it? yes and Kit’s sideways hat

* Amita does SUCH a good job at acting for Inej, the pure hope in her face after finding about the Sun Summoner is amazing

* INEJ HAS A BROTHER? ok kinda love that AND HER NECKLACE? I love how they added onto her background since they prob couldn’t include her flashbacks, it adds to her character totally

* Kaz with a goat is something I thought I’d never see

* I’m not really sold on the idea of a train through the fold I don’t really like it

* This heist I think might be a little repetitive next season? we’ll see I suppose

* Where are the canals in ketterdam? I don’t know if I missed them but it’s mostly alleys

* KAZ MESSY HAIR IS SO CUTE

* I CANT HANDLE KAZ IN A BERET STOPSOS HIM BEING DISGUISED MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH

* also forgot to add that Amita’s voice for Inej is so much deeper than expected SUCH A BADDIE

* the heist scene is SO GOOOD I can’t wait to watch them at the ice court (hopefully)

* THE HELNIK BANTER IS SO GOOD

* KANEJ SUPREMACY “shut up jesper” GOD I LOVE THEM

* UHHHH INEJ TAKING OFF HER KNIVES AND GIVING THEM TO KAZ? WHAHEHA

* why does the fjerdan man have a wolf coat? aren’t they suppose to be sacred...

shadow and bone

* DARKLING KNIGHT IN SHINING BLACK ARMOR THEY ARE REALLY PAINTING HIM

* really like malina so cute the looking at eachother when they are so far apart, a classic but so cute

* Genya is so good

* LEIGH I SEE YOU

* Alina having dreams about the stag? oooh that’s interesting i wish that happened in the books (or did it?)

* not the nasty Apparat GET HIM AWAY

* they need to make baghra’s fire bigger

* there seems to be a lot less grisha (at dinner at least) where are they all? prob stationed somewhere I’m guessing

* they put wayyy more pressure on Alina to master her powers quicker

* YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY TRUE NORTH MAL BYE

* HUH??? WHY ARE WE LETTING HIS TRUE NAME OUT SO EARLY??? UH UH NO wHAT

* darklina date was kinda cute I ain’t gonna lie ugh

* lotsssss of Malina content wow

* The darkling asking fedyor to look for Nina? a crossover I’m super surprised at

* WOAH WOAH DARKLINA? ALINA INSTEAD SAYING THAT HE IS NOT ALONE WHAJW

* mal is such a pure character love him (NEVER thought I’d be saying that)

* the letters are so cute

* mikhail and dubrov are sooo funny IM SO SAD

* BIGGEST SHOWMALINA SHIPPER BYE HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO FIT SO NUCH GOOD CONTENT OF THEM I SWEAR AT LEAST 25% OF THE EPS ARE DEDICATED TO THEM MISSING EACH OTHER UGH

[fizzingwizard]

Part 2 of Fizz Watches Digimon Adventure 2020 And Dramatically Dies. I forgot to mention that I adore these little throwbacks:

not mention the dial-up at the beginning ROFLMAOCUL8R

More screenshots and death below the cut:

Taichi’s Kouichi-impersonation fortunately lands him in the digital network without also sending him into coma, thereby proving Adventure kids are made of sterner stuff than Frontier kids. (Kidding! Put down those pitchforks!)

These new Digivices look like Apple redesigned the 90s one. I approve.

Before glitching out, Taichi heard Koromon screaming his name.

This scene is so dramatic and yet it’s still a pink tsum-tsum who can’t afford dental care hurtling through the air... Digimon man.

This is clearly a soccer tackle and yet he’s using his hands. Does he play GK in this universe?

All it appears to take is being touched by Taichi for Koromon to evolve. He still knows who Taichi is! Although he’s distracted before he can explain anything. If he’s even planning to explain, I mean, he’s Agumon. It’s not that he’s trying to be all mysterious, he’s just too busy thinking about food.

All the d’awwwwwwww

Koushirou also gets a digivice and his computer is magically upgraded

Pffftb...

The Choosen One what the hell!

‘supported by digivice’ bahahaha im crying

‘wiseman’ ‘wisdom stone’ well that first one is definitely koushirou’s DJ name

So are those Crest tags at the top? Why are there 9 of them? Hmmm! Ken hints already!??!!?

Koushirou: “My computer got so awesome! I don’t even care how!”

Anyway Koushirou, already 100% cooler than everyone else by virtue of being a Boy Genius, is now 500% cooler. Try to block me NOW, ticket barrier, you peasant!

He calls Taichi through his digivice, which is good, because Taichi doesn’t have a clue.

He does, however, have gloves, which he puts on before jumping in to help Agumon beat up the virus Digimon currently attacking them. (To everyone who says Masaru’s the only one who does that, it’s not and has never been true!)

Once again... if even Taichi is this conscientious about keeping Digi-germs off his bare skin, what do we even need Jou for!

*le grab*

YEET!!!!

^Our heroes in their natural state

DJ Wiseman Koushirou is able to divine that the train Taichi’s mom and sister are on is on a collision course. Taichi asks the only reasonable question:

You will be asking this often for the rest of your life, Taichi my boy.

Koushirou is able to lead them in the right direction. Taichi and Agumon proceed to immediately get their butts kicked.

Well that didn’t take long.

Why is Agumon’s head so big...

Then it happens... EVOLUUUUTIONNNN!!

I am so here for freaky stuff like this. Creepy music too. ooooooh

It looks like one of those cubic monsters from Yugioh Dark Side of Dimensions

Agumon... is able to evolve to Greymon! As you might have guessed, this episode moves really fast! I am choosing to look the other way on that because it’s a first episode. Go big or go home!

Greymon beats the baddie in a surprisingly quiet battle scene. I know Japan doesn’t have the American obsession with NON-STOP TALKING, but I was reminded more of the long silences in Tri than anything else.

Better get used to saying that, Taichi. That’s right. Bow to your new god, DJ Wiseman Izumi Koushirou.

So now Taichi comes back to the real world and... whoops no he doesn’t! He’s still there, because...

FREAKING AMERICA AGAIN, CAN’T LEAVE THOSE GUYS ALONE FOR A SECOND WITHOUT SOMEBODY HACKING THEM AND STEALING THEIR MISSILES

IT’S ALREADY THE END OF THE WORLD HAHAHAHA OMG EPISODE 2 GUYS EPISODE 2

It’s literally called “War Game” I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I hope you all understand what’s happening here. I am not joking when I say Koushirou is now Taichi’s god. Koushirou holds the knowledge, the power, the access. Taichi has shown himself very willing to go along with the voices in his head, so I assume he’ll make a model acolyte.

Yamato appears in the ep for 2 secs but he’ll be in the next one in all his purple awesomeness. I am amused by the ED.

Taichi, standing in the sun... the glare so blinding that Yamato has to shield his eyes from his glory

‘Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo, here comes the sun, I say, it’s alright...’

Verdict: Loved it. Yes it’s a kid’s show, yes it moved fast, everyone knew too much and did too much... whatever, it was fun. I’m so excited for this series >D My kids are back! (Again!)

[roxannepolice]

Long asks anon again, too ur question of 'would Kylo Ben setting out on a path of destruction, if for the right cause, be framed as good in the not fighting what we hate saving what we love context?' my answer would be depends on two things (maybe) 1st one is 'what is the STs final say on what the darkside is?' theres still a chance of some soft retconning of the darkside not being whole evil but im not holding my breath personally, but rey using it in stb is justified in fandom as defense so

cont) second question would be ‘what went down at the temple/ what is benlo actually fighting for?’ if its exclusive fuck you mom and dad? yeah no it wont be framed well, even if he takes it in a productive direction like killing slaves or something. but if were being done for oh idk, the other students in some way (ie protecting them somehow)? maybe (nobody ever said saving what you loved looked nice/pretty) cont 1 last time) personally im on the fence either way, i mean given how benlos been framed i wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Jerkass Has a Point moment next ep (honestly id be more surprised if there wasn’t) but ST would hardly be the 1st time SW has taken legit criticism of the Good Guys in the GFFA and put it in the mouth of villains to dismiss it (DAVE FILONI IM LOOKING AT YOU AND KNOCKING OVER EVERYTHING ON UR DESK WHILE I PLAY THE IMPERIAL MARCH RIGHT IN UR EAR)

Oh yes, the question of what exactly the balance of the force is, is it an actual balance of opposites or light being balancer than dark and is it even a desirable thing (yes, there is actually a subdiscourse putting forward the possibility that Joan d’Jakku and the angels is to show how the balance simply has never been a desirable thing, pragmatic politics are more important in USSGFFA) should really be properly addressed in IX - though I agree, it may be nothing to hold one’s breath over, culminating in the story announcing it’s lack of announcement and awaiting applause. Of course, the problem with showing a different way of looking at the dark side could also result in Rey having next to no arc in IX, since she’s already perfectly in balance with her darker side instead of having her fall real hard (another very popular reading and one I blame the wider self-insert problem for). Imo, the bottom line is to bring home that dark side =/= empires and light side =/= triple R, so that the possibility that applying some dark side may be the right decision in some situations isn’t reduced to it being perfectly excusable when done for the goodies. A less mindblowing but probably likelier alternative is to make a really huge point of political conflict being nothing but a metaphor - anything but equating metaphysical good and evil with politics which also make themselves out to be taken seriously.

As far as the framing of the dolorous night is concerned… ngl, I doubt any more light is going to be shed on it. Maybe KoR will have something interesting to say about it, assuming they’re Luke’s former students (assumption I consider practically a certainty), but I highly doubt it. The problem is, and this kinda stretches upon many other worries regarding Ben’s arc in IX, a sympathetic re-revelation would be very anticlimactic now. The story kinda comes off as this character is a jerk - oh but you didn’t know, he has a sympathetic reason to be a jerk - he goes even more jerky - wait wait wait, he’s even more sympathetic than you’ve already known. The same goes for Ben’s arc in general, after supreme leadership redemption of finally doing what he should have done twice simply won’t be very satisfying.

Which is why I’m also pretty confident that from storytelling perspective “the jerkass has a point moment” (thanks for this moniker, btw) is really the best course for Ben’s redemptive arc - and the same goes for Finn’s arc, only in his case the jerkass would be DJ saying the goodies’ weapons aren’t unicorn tears. And while I have to agree that sw are very guilty of letting the baddies have a point, then making the goodies give exactly zero f*cks and frame it as the correct reaction (though, tbh, it’s not as sw were the only franchise guilty of this problem looking at you, Civil War, making a really good point about superheroes’ responsibilities and then jolly brushing it aside), it is exactly why I think that finally bringing all the points villains have been making since TPM and before to fruition now would be a really cathartic culmination, worthy of the franchise’s heart saga’s last episode.

[leonard-cohen-the-second]

Finally finished s5 of Legends and the season was so bittersweet for me. Like, how did they forget to write sympathetic consequences? How did they look at the amount of episodes and say "Yeah, I'll spend an exuberant amount on a sympathetic b grade "villain" that'll only have 1 episode of redemption before she joins the legends." I'm flabbergasted. We didn't need all those nowhere storylines with Constantine. Why did we care about Astra? Cos she was endeared to him? Really? Besides the college ep, what about her copious screentime truly wanted us to care despite Constantine's feelings muddying up what the viewers feel? What actual development did she have this season as her OWN character? (No, her lackluster MY MOM isn't a storyline, especially when that's literally all her character motivation. (Which has been proven to work in the past, but again: lackluster.) "Oh im still mad after X amount of years in Hell at this one guy?" GO OFF QUEEN! "Oh, actually, I just want my mom back and I didn't even do all the REALLY bad things it was actually my adopted mom Lechasis. So, really, I'm okay." Um... so all that screentime was for?.. And yes, it's a common trope to make the small fry bad guy not really a BAD guy when you bring in the bigger baddie- literally see s3 ending- but they had no care in crafting that story but for talking exposition from Constantine. Astra was consistently just a kid character throwing a tantrum in a woman's body, which I'm so tired of seeing WOC being reduced to with their issues. We literally saw it with Nora last season. Why did I need a rehash with a WOC??) It was all dependent on Constantine! Every single one. Even the reason he sold his soul was because of her and that automatically means "more" for her character as a whole? Failed potential. All of it.

After Charlie's sister died there was nothing??? No "you caused my sister to die! Yeah she was a git, but she was still my sister and thats why I'm totally brainwashed after 4 months of you being gone." Like, I'm all for flat villains, and I damn sure know Atropos was one this season. We had that back in s2. But there was charisma to back up those villains! Hell, we had a few episodes predominantly on them and even if they were murdering ppl it was still interesting to watch because I knew their motivations and they were down to earth. They all didn't want to die. A known fear for most every human. They spend episodes with them bonding over that fear, and in a certain part became much like the Legends' episodes where they do much of the same. The Fates? "We need order!" Which isn't a BAD motivation, it's just one that needs far more time and care spent on working that shit up! Not some super spoken exposition by the GOOD Fate then one scene showing how far the BAD Fates would go to get the loom back before the 3 part finale.

And despite how I see Malcom and Eobard being flat- even if they had their own shows i def didn't watch to give them more dynamics- the show did a wonderful job of trying to get them on the same multidimensional level. But the Fates? The only time I felt actually connected was when Lechesis was going off in her last time on screen. I just. I don't get the writing this season. I know there was a will they, won't they return but I'm very glad s5 wasn't the season Legends ended on. I really hope s6 is better. Please tell me they don't split their 45 minute run time on 3-4 separate storylines that we're supposed to care about equally.

Good god. Why the fuck should I care about a POC forcifully hooking up with another plain ass crybaby white man that didn't serve the plot at all nor was their relationship built up by said plot? What is this? This is regardless if I think it's actually really cute. (Like, what did they think with Arrow ending they needed to have literally every single hetero hook up on the show and even one have a kid?! I loved all the Avalance moments, but it's pretty slim pickings compare to all the unnecessary make outs and time spent on literally any random relationship blossoming.)

Don't get me started on Behrad. "Oh he does drugs, isn't he so cool and suuuuch a puppy! He has ALL the same attributes Zari had but oh no, he's not gay or anything. He's just a stoner that sits around on the ship and is wildly useless. Nah, he's more of a fucking plot device to move Zari's character forward."

Why does their type obviously show for their POCs too? Why the fuck, in that lighting, is the women playing Astra and Charlie the same/ so close in skin type? Why, in every episode they were on screen together before the finale, do they have the same hair style? Why?! Why is the onscreen presence of a black woman reduced to whatever the previous black woman wore and acted like? Keep your diversity up, sure. But bring in a darker skinned woman! Bring in another POC! Don't just swap out two women that look similar and expect your audience not to notice. What the hell happened this season?

I'm just so tired. So, so tired.