my dealer: got some straight gas bro🔥this strain is called 'vide noir you'll be zonked out of you mind 🗣
me: whatever I don't feel shit
me, five minutes later: life is equal to dust in the balancer's eye
my buddy pacing: dude, i am only an aimless soul heading into a pure black void
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Benchtrio (and Micheal if you feel like it) exchanging cards and candies with each other :D
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I rlly liked how the sketch came out so I colored it :]
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Okay, I'm still kinda on a hiatus but I've been listening to Malevolent lately and it has infested my brain. I can't stop thinking about THEM. Ugh. I hate them.... they're perfect and I can't wait to see how they're gonna be traumatized further in episode 29. :)
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I think B'Elanna and Tuvok probably work together a lot in a distant, professional capacity and it's mostly through notes about what will and will not blow the ship up. Constant updates about how not to blow the ship up or otherwise kill everyone aboard which are increasingly and endlessly complicated and if Tuvok weren't Vulcan and B'Elanna weren't built with a mind like a diamond they would both just collapse under the weight of it all and give up but instead they're lowkey kind of enjoying the challenge sometimes. When they aren't collapsing under the weight of it all.
They started their messages with B'Elanna being so careful about sounding professional but by year 4 they're not even using honorifics or greetings. They might be employing shorthand. When they get back to the alpha quadrant the admirals are pouring over their notes, maneuvers, quick fixes, and long-term solutions in both horror and fascination.
In year two they had to trap an alien slime in the turbolift which is nonsentient and unkillable and it helps the turbolift (which was previously broken beyond repair) run but WILL eat anyone inside that lift if the power coursing through its body reaches a certain level so that particular turbolift has to stay lower-powered and slow. No power can be diverted through that turbolift or anyone who uses it will be eaten.
Engineering Win: If we incorporate this alien technology which uses star power instead of solar power which B'Elanna found detailed in an old book during a shore leave thrift sale we can increase the ship's systems' efficiency by over 50%!
Security Fail: The star power technology makes people inexplicably think they are a star, their longing for the twinkling void causing them to throw themselves out into space.
That's the sort of thing that B'Elanna and Tuvok are dealing with. There's so much that Tuvok brings to B'Elanna like 'this is horrifically dangerous' and B'Elanna replies like 'this is the only way the ship can keep functioning.'
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Rewatching s1, and in light of everything that comes later it’s incredible how for like 12 episodes Fan Xian is sincerely convinced that his romance is the most important thing that's going on with his life. And everything else is incidental
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