What the yandere trio is doing for valentines day: kitchen edition
Sam: made valentines baskets for Taurtis and Grian. Is now makeing valentines bentos to put on twitter.
(Sam is the best cook truthers rise.)
Grian: posting valentines thirst traps and eating all the valentines he got.
Taurtis: makeing limited edition valentines day Toritos. He just painted it pink with wall paint and added craft hearts. (Is NOT listening to Grian and Sam telling him he's going to get sued again.)
when donald marquis said i wish there was something i wanted
as badly as he [the moth] wanted to fry himself and charles bukowski said if something burns your soul with purpose and desire it’s your duty to be reduced to ashes by it
ngl i find aroace grian headcanons a little odd i think thats the kinda thing u do to characters that dnt have canon sexualities so i think anyone that considered the yhs/ts as their grian shouldn't say grians aroace. like i know u can be gay n ace at the same time but i think its more about respecting canon than about that.
Anon. Anon is this really the hill you want to die on. Grian mentioned he liked men ONE TIME in Tokyo soul so headcannoning him as aroace is disrespecting canon. We’re talking about a Minecraft role play almost 10 years ago. Anon. Anon PLEASE there is so much wrong with this take that I don’t even know where to start. Do you think headcanons are supposed to be… canon compliant?
instead of like a fic about hermit crafters finding out that Grian was forced to be his best friend and ate plastic. a fic about them finding out he was a hit man/assassin, has killed multiple people and will kill again, was involved with killing the yakuza leader and then pretended to be the yakuza leader causing the girl who threatened him to go insane. why don’t we get more of that huh
come on pls plsplspls pls pls pls it’d be soo cool… plus I’m like fairly certain Grian had beaten up Sam several times too. among a lot of other things😭
I need fics where Grian randomly tells absurd stories to the hermits such as how he once pretended to be a Yakuza leader because he killed the guy in a dumpster and everyone goes pssh. Sure.
That is until one day someone points out that although Grian may say and do some of the most craziest things, he never lies about doing something