#yikes yikes what a mess

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he is just. so shaped. so so so So shaped.

[anoonzee]

So the infamous reviewbomber has made her X account public again and issued a non-apology, basically blaming all her racist bad choices on-- (checks notes)--mental illness and substance abuse.

And then the responses flood in.

The "aged like milk" tweets.

(REALLY????)

I went "OH DAMN" at this one:

Frankly, this post would go on for miles if I went and screencapped all the receipts and call-outs.

The weak-ass excuse of an apology can be found here. Interestingly, Cait disabled replies to it after she got rightfully roasted.

BUT---in case she deletes it (click to embiggen):

And my guess is, Del Rey (the publisher) may be trying to recoup lost money on this, because... (sigh)

Bethany said it better than I could.

[demigodofhoolemere]

I’ve been watching The Power of the Doctor with subtitles on and they’ve already been pretty poor throughout, with an absurd number of very obvious and bad errors, but I have to pause because now I am absolutely HOWLING with laughter. During the scene where they’re reversing the forced regeneration, and the Master says, “I erased you, Doctor,” for some terrible and hysterical reason, THIS is what the subtitles say:

[featheredadora]

I know this is a bird blog but...yikes guys, things aren't doing so good over here in the UK at the moment

Being poor is not a moral failing (though it is a societal failing - no one should have to live in poverty), and poor people deserve more than just survival!

[delsinsfire]

every day i'm proven right about not preordering video games

[howlingaround]

I made a storyboard comic thing about the Pistol Possum from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Explanation:

Theres a fan theory that the Possum is the secret identity of Judge Doom (which is canon to me, the comic backstory is meh)

During the making of the Roger Rabbit movie, the idea was thrown around about Judge Doom being the hunter who shot Bambis mom

I combind the two cause i like the idea that the Possum got a taste of killing toons and developd an obsession, which is why he came up with the Dip

Dont know how building a highway makes sense tho

EDIT: i forgot so say - they obvisouly cut this scene in the final Bambi film, wouldnt get past censors otherwise

But Possum is never on screen anyway, which is probably not clear enough in the panel scribbles

[mattodore]

okay so because previous anons asked about sex, I wanna ask about aftercare, how they act after sex? oh and i’m curious how their sex life change after being together for a while

xoxo <3

their aftercare isn't always aftercare-101, if i'm honest. theo is very bad at it and doesn't really... ever... do that for matthias. and matthias may be very good at giving aftercare but theo is incredibly resistant to it. i mentioned earlier that theo really gets off on praise, but... he also flinches away from it. he's so twisted up about so much of what he wants and he's really, uh... well. he makes it really hard to get close to him and offer comfort despite how much he desires it. matthias can't say certain things without scaring theo off (and i mean, like, theo will quite literally run away), so he has to talk around what he wants to say and what theo needs to hear to prevent theo from bolting before he can bring him down.

matthias takes a long time cleaning theo up and massaging his muscles after, and he'll hum or talk to himself in polish so theo knows he's still there touching him (but isn't stirred before he comes to himself on his own by english he can understand). when he's finished, he'll ask theo very simple yes or no questions that let matthias know how theo's feeling without outright asking how he's feeling. he also checks on theo throughout the day, but he has to be even more subtle there or theo starts to feel smothered. is your body okay? do you want me to get you dressed? does your head hurt? do you want me to read to you? he focuses on asking about the physical and what theo wants to do rather than theo’s emotions. matthias has learned that asking if theo's feeling okay after is a quick way to trigger a very, very negative response in theo. it's one of the reasons why i think matthias is constantly asking theo in the heat of sex how he's feeling, because that's when theo is so preoccupied by the physical aspect that the emotional effects leak out without him fighting to keep them in. it takes a few months for theo to get comfortable with the feelings he has after sex with him before matthias can really give him proper aftercare. that’s why the sex they have early on is never anything too crazy. matthias coaxes theo into a better place first.

​i also think it’s important to clarify that it’s not like they’re always having kinky sex. still, theo usually needs physical touch after vanilla sex as well. matthias himself always craves conversation afterwards, so he waits for theo to stir awake (because he often falls asleep after sex) or come back into his body fully to talk to him.

as for changes to their sex life after they’ve been together for awhile… i believe i've talked about this before, but their sexual dynamic turns on its head after a few years. theo starts to take control of the reins and gets more comfortable asking for and doing what he wants. with theo he just has a lot holding him back and it's only after he's grown as a person and worked past a majority of his intimacy issues that he can act on the desires he's been burying waaay down. there's a sort of brattiness that theo starts to have a lot of fun with during sex—a lot of pushing and prodding, withholding, insulting... matthias is having the time of his life lmao, like he loves being challenged and pushed around. matthias takes on a more submissive role during sex as they age, which is fun for him. plus it's kind of the dynamic they've always had outside of sex anyway. of course, there are never any set roles in their sexual life so i'm not saying that it's always like that, but theo enjoys telling matthias what to do and how to do it. they have a lot of fun with it.

[bloomingstay]

Winkuu | AAA 2023

[darlenicy]

nobody:

me: buying all winx seasons and movies and specials i didn't own yet used for over 100€

[that-was-anticlimactic]

suddenly there’s sunlight all around me

written for @smilehoneyy​ - happiest of birthdays to you, beloved <3

“Let’s skip "S” tonight,” Langa suggested, and Reki’s head shot up.

“What?”

“You’re in pain,” Langa stated. “Skating will make it worse. So let’s stay in tonight. My mom is working the nightshift, so it’ll just be us.”

That sounded "really” nice, they hadn’t really had a relaxing night with just the two of them in awhile. His back was practically preening at the idea of staying in and not skating. “But, you love "S”” Reki pointed out. “And everyone’s expecting us. Doesn’t Cherry have a beef tonight? You should go, at least.”

Langa shrugged. “I don’t mind missing. Besides, "S” isn’t as fun without you. And that’s what skating’s about, right? Having fun?”

[or: reki's back hurts and langa convinces him to stay in for the night, ft. oka

☀️ 3,013 words | renga ft. oka 🌑

[ppulverse]

downloading the preview so i can watch it without giving hybe my views or anything 😃

[thinkpink212]

Not to sound like my grandmother; but Hell’s foot soldiers have being working overtime these few days to really shake me and mines, but they’ll be out of employment when they find out I’m not the one or the two -go play with someone else 🙏🏾

[buckttommy]

Yikes....

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

John Winchester Shut Up About How Much You Want To Catch A Puca Challenge

....what the FUCK was that journal

also I uh

I guess he did end up catching one

or possibly had one the whole time and never figured it out

not sure which is funnier

...he's. deeply stupid isn't he. or at least bad at research like FUCK'S SAKE DUDE

he took over 20 years to think about looking up "demons associated with fire"

DUDE??????

[thedeadthree]

lila thoughts under the read more <3 🥀✨🌹🎸

lila getting with griffin / g reign and having their little thing in “secret” not only bc it’s what her parents did to each other to get back at the other for slights and arguments but also bc she wanted to not only get back at seven but also to be like “oo look at me i can pull griffin freaking reign i won teehee.” and then the clown catches real feelings for griffin and calls jazz near in tears bc she’s just like her mom 🥀✨🎸🤡 and using someone she loves to get back at someone who she loved may or may not have even loved (i think she did but loved more the idea ? it’s complicated!) but loved the IDEA of seven loving her? dear you know it everyone knows it you want to be loved so bad!!!!!! the sooner you admit that lila the sooner you’ll be much happier my love! so excited to see where things go for her ! and things for her and her beloved g!!!!!

(x) for the divider <3

[mejomonster]

To get good at telling stories... writing stories... one must... practice by writing stories ;-;