#yoda is a troll

[roseaesynstylae]

Yoda pops up as a Force ghost next to Din, who notices (insert The Force Doesn't Work Like That from Mace, who is off to the side, head in hands) and promptly freaks out. "Son, what happened to you?!" It is explained that Yoda is not, in fact, Grogu, and all Din can think is oh god this is his grandpa.

[satans-side-hoe]

No one.

Absolutely no one.

Me realizing in the middle of math that Hunter has to to do all the Bad Batch’s paperwork:

[mcnobi]

when they were talking about the phantom menace this is who they meant

[reconstructwriter]

Star Wars Fix-it: The Holonet Edition

The well-bribed algorithms of the Holonet should have relegated Tookruta1387’s clip to the tender hearts of a few friends. The days of spontaneous viral posts – without credits to grease the wheels – died not long after the rise of megacorps in the Republic. But the poster was either lucky or savvy enough to play the algorithms because “Jedi Being Cold” exploded. Screens, conversation, even news. And their post was just the start of a trend…

“Jedi Being Cold”: An old transport ship, frost coating the inside of its windows. A corner swathed in a nest of robes. Within three padawans snuggle together, fast asleep. If they were cats they’d be purring. One is purring despite a lack of feline attributes. A hand nudges them with a datastick, only for it to float away to a cloud of similar items.

“Jedi Being Cold” part 2: A snow-covered lake. One knight finishes sculpting a realistic snow tiger. Two others Force push each other like hocky pucks across the ice. One goes flying towards the statue. An expression of ‘oh crap’. Incredible, Force- assisted acrobatics deftly avoids the sculpture but crashes right into the sculptor in a tangle of limbs, sending them skidding into a snow-bank. The third Jedi pokes their head into the many-limbed hole and gets snowballed for the trouble.

“Jedi Stealing Children”: A child at a slave auction. A robed figure swoops in like a hawk, slicing through chains with their lightsaber and ripping apart cages with the Force. The camera pans to one slaver Force shoved into a cage, clearly furious as the Jedi escapes with a whole crowd of people, many children.

“Jedi Stealing Children” becomes the title for 1287 pictures, clips and gifs before someone adjusts the algorithm. This makes them surprisingly hot commodities on the Dark Holo, especially the one with a Nautolan Master dramatically fleeing the capture attempts of a horde of children – ending in one dramatic arm reaching out as kids bury him

“Jedi As Warmongers”: A young Padawan, blood splattered, has a ‘does it get better’ look on their trembling face as they stare up at their Master. The Master is even grimier and gorier as they gather their Padawan up with an ‘I’m sorry but no’. The Padawan weeps and shakes, burying their face in their Master’s robes, who has silent tears down their face. In the background is a war zone.

“Jedi as Warmongers: part 2” Has war holomovie music playing in the background as the snap-thumm of a lightsaber echoes, vivid blue piercing the dark. The blade raises over something, is brought down…over a block of cheese and loaf of bread. The Jedi padawan gleefully declares: “Grilled Cheese for all!” The sound of sprinting footsteps is heard and a dramatic “Noooo,” from a Jedi Knight.

“Jedi as Warmongers: part 3”: The music has switched to aftermath of war horror, the kitchen looks like a cheese atomic bomb hit. The children are cleaning up and one wipes cheese with bread and pops it in their mouth: “grilled cheese for all!” An adult admonishes “You spit that out right now that’s not sanitary.” In the background the Jedi Knight is doing the same thing.

“Jedi Showing Off” Is Yoda’s contribution to this mess – which is just him going through an entire stack of photo-albums on his previous padawans. He opens the last book to Dooku the Padawan when Dooku the Master barges in: “Stop this indignity immediately!” The camera shows an intense close-up of someone’s palm. “Who even taught you how to operate holo-video? –” feed cuts off.

“Jedi Dignity”: Feed resumes from a different perspective as Master Dooku – previous camera still in hand – gives Yoda and several other watching Jedi a lecture on appropriate Holonet-posting behavior. “Not appropriate baby photos are?” Yoda asks, a card-shark’s spread of pictures with Dooku’s baby face. Dooku yanks them out of Yoda’s hands. “Not without m-the person’s permission!” Does a double-take. “Are you filming –?” Horrified glower. “Mace you traitor!” Video abruptly cuts off. Permanently this time.

Not even algorithm adjustments – and there are clearly several – can stop that from becoming viral. “Mace you traitor!” becomes slang for the latest generation. Mace himself rolls with it. Dooku attempts to entomb himself in the archives until this all blows over.

Actions may speak louder than words but memes speak loudest of all.

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

YODA ADORES BABIES AND BABIES LOVE HIM BACK OKAY

LIKE HE'S ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED TO MEET BABY GHEYR.

"No need for tears, little one. Safe, you are." 😭😭 And that 'waaaah' she's making? Have you ever heard a baby squealing because they're overwhelmed by their own happiness? That's what I'm hearing it as and I'm dying. He probably held her all the way back to Coruscant and made funny faces so she'd laugh okay don't touch me I'm weak for Jedi and orphaned babies

[thebibliomancer]

This isn’t the worst encounter Grievous has with a member of the Jedi Council.

But it’s definitely embarrassing

[catgriller]

My Favourite Force Ghosts as Trolls

[starwarsaddiction]

I'm watching The Empire strikes back, and Luke just landed on Dagobah searching for Yoda, and there he is, the old troll... he lived on Coruscant for centuries and plays with Luke like he's never seen a torch before. I wonder how much he missed playing with a padawan, in all those long years alone. He taught the children, he loved the youngest ones, even if he's centuries old because they are so free, they play, they see things for the first time. And he spent the last twentiesh years alone, surviving, learning from Qui-Gon how to become one with the Force, and maybe wondering If there is a future for the Jedi order, until this young padawan comes in, sent from Obi-Wan

and I really wonder what was his relationship with Obi-wan, because it was just hinted and I think it somehow became closer after Order 66 because they are the only ones left ready to learn from Qui-Gon. Yoda is there, waiting for one of the twins to show on. Maybe he hoped for Leia, after all, she was already showing some capacity in the Force when Obi-Wan went to her rescue, but it's Luke, and he's impatient, full of fear and rage as Anakin... and it's frightening, even more now that he knows that Anakin was better left alone, on Tatooine, instead of being taken as a Padawan, right? I wonder how much guilt the old frog had to deal with, by accepting Anakin. He knew it was a hazardous choice, and he wiped out all of the Order, he killed his beloved children. And now, this kid. Is he really the new hope? Is Obi-Wan right, or is he still clinging to his past love for Anakin?

Did they have a way to communicate when they spent so much years apart? I hope so. I really hope that the Force brought him hope, and a sort of connection with the last surviving Jedi, because it's a terrible fate, to be left utterly alone with yourself after you spent hundreds of years just sharing love and light with generations of Jedis.

[darthmalewife]

Mace Windu is indeed a very calm, grounded man but you have never seen him stub a toe and you've never seen his reaction to Yoda laughing at said stubbing of toe

[briliantlymad]

Actually, I was one of the kids that watched star wars from ep 1 to 6 because I thought that was the order of things. So I got super attached to anakin skywalker.

He was my baby girl. My blorbo. My ray of sunshine with his little quips and adorable hair and cool saber moves.

Got so attached in the sense that I genuinely cried ruined my mood was fucked up after he fell to the dark side and padme died

✌️😔

And then I watched eps 3-6 hoping praying rolling around on the floor for a good redemption arc only for him to die in the end without ever truly knowing his kids. My baby girl. My pathetic soggy man.

I mourned for what he could've been. I was hurt and felt sad for what he was.

I was also annoyed because I did it again. I got attached to a fictional character so much that it genuinely hurt

🌟SO NOW🌟

I live in a delusional world where I pick things from canon I like and reject the rest.

Wdym Ani died? He's right there? He's giving the twins a saber lesson right in front of me.

[padawansuggest]

Grogu is just a mutant cat looking for a shin to rub against and frankly, so are Yoda and Yaddle. If Din tried to do that tiktok trend (while filming for SpaceTok?????? Ya) where you try and step out of a cat’s way so they can’t claim you, Grogu would get so pissed he’d eventually try and pull Din in with the force and nearly dies when Din’s leg gets swept out from under him and falls on the baby. Whoops.

Yoda canonically pulls Dooku (kiddo Dooku) in with the force to rub on his face and head in a cuddle so if anyone argues with me, they’re wrong.

[smolsaltypan]

Since baby Yoda is actually Grogu its got me thinking, whatt would an actual baby Yoda look like? I choose to believe he's grogu-esque as they're the same species but he's got stark white troll doll hair that's impossible to get rid of (many have tried. It grows back the next day. Like a stubborn fungus.)

[swinging-through-the-stars]

@graylikethecolor42 I put it over here on my art blog if you don't mind, but here is prompt #8 of the random prompts!

Ask for another prompt between 1-16! (or Yoda will eat all your Pop Tarts)

[andromedaa-starss]

ki-adi mundi hates flat coruscanters and flat cerea-ers and so to torment him plo koon qnd yoda pretend to subscribe to the flat planet theory

[sinvulkt]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Plo Koon, Yoda (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi, (mentioned), Younglings - Character Additional Tags: it's not what you think I swear, it's just crack, Crack, Not even treated seriously for once, Fluff, i guess, I'm a really bad judge for that, but it's a pretty light hearted one shot, Vaderkin-centric, Alternate Universe - Wings, Wingfic, the wings could have not even been there, but I love them and I'm stubborn xd, Humor, Yoda is a Troll, So is Plo Koon, Anakin is the victim, and the younglings are just having fun, No seasaw is in this I'm sorry, but loads of up and down xd Summary:

Anakin was banned from visiting the younglings because he'd toss them in the air, then use the Force to make them go higher.

[archer973]

Love how Yoda does the Force equivalent of scruffing Ventress like a naughty kitten in the first SWTCW episode. Peak ancient bog gremlin energy.