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[dolotonglo]

vampire miles fic 👀⁉️

HIII HI HELLO SORRY THIS IS SOOO LATE AJDBBK but yes!! i am working on a vampire miles fic! hehehe 😼 here's a little excerpt if you're interested... 🤭🤭 be warned there is suggestive content!

[residentialsinyomakai]

Im bored so!!! Comment or reblog or something and I'll give you a random picture from my ykw folder in your ask box,,,

[moeblob]

Ohiwe

After Oh is split into two, their power is halved/divided. But! Other traits are not necessarily divided evenly. So she holds all the romantic love (unrequited) for Ymber. She also has the rhythm/ability to dance while the other half cannot keep a beat for the life of him.

[hardcase-ct-yolo]

Hiya Case! What do you look for in a romantic partner? Asking for a friend 😏💕

Hi! Well I think first is someone who would be up for a bit of adventure. Both big and small ones. There is a lot of things to see and do in this galaxy, and I’d really want someone who would want to share that with me. Second, they would have to get along with my brothers.

Thanks for asking! And do I get to meet this friend?

[devilishdanse]

" HOLY FUCK— I knew you were tall as shit but... this is a bit excessive. don't fret! I got'cha, toots. 🧀🧀🧀 EAT UP! with this baby you'll grow back in size in no time flat! "

Pocket Charlie M!A

"I think I'm pretty average in height, but I suppose compared to you, that would be a bit tall! W-whoa! Hahahaha, ooookay, look, that cheese is BIGGER than I am, Blitz! But I appreciate the uh, enthusiasm!"

[no-light-left-on]

thinking still about how the Heart calls the Whalers 'puppets' and the amount of mystery there is around them, when playing as Corvo and perceiving them through the Heart, in comparison to how they are in reality.

we see them talk to each other in a manner any people would. they consider insubordination, they talk badly of Daud behind his back, we have Billie betray him. there are some that are loyal, yes, be it because they believe in Daud or because they see gain in this path, but by no means are they a monolyth.

however, we do hear from the Heart about a 'fog that surrounds them and hides their secrets' and it is even confirmed, by Billie (and also Galia in the books) that leaving Daud made them 'think clearly for the first time in years'

I've seen a couple theories and I do want to dive into each, to an extent.

there's the suggestion of the Heart talking badly of them, calling them mindless drones that only kill out of hatred and hurt. which, valid. the Heart also says certain things about Daud, 'why did you bring me here? do you expect me to forgive him?', so it's not unlikely that their attitude towards human lives and their willingness to kill for Daud is repulsive enough that the Heart does not see past it

another option is that the mindless puppets is more of a metaphor and is meant to talk about how the Whalers are, in a sense, a cult. which would be incredibly interesting to explore if we had more information on how the Whalers function. now I do want to point out that by cult I do not mean it in a Secluded Religious Organization but as a sociological thing. a literal cult if you will, with a leader that charms their followers, the seclusion and all the unhealthy attitudes of losing oneself to the group. and, that does check out - the loss of individuality, they are as one, following someone's orders without hesitation, someone they would die for. there are a lot of unsavory implications here (if you know how cults work, you probably had some cross your mind already), but arguably Daud is not charming enough to be a proper cult leader. the appeal is the magic, and his excellent skills as an assassin and a leader. maybe it's because of the time we see the Whalers at, right before a collapse, but Daud is regularly doubted and we see a lot of insubordination. the Whalers are not necessarily loyal to him because of who he is as a person. they want the power, they want the influence, maybe the protection, and the things keeping them from disobeying are fear, rather than loyalty.

the third thought or theory is, then, that many of these symptoms can be explained by the influence of the Void. we know the Void affects people, both physically as we see with Delilah's Witches or the Eyeless, as it influences them mentally, if the high numbers of people going mad because of their worship are something to go by. if, then, the Whalers are bound to the Void through Daud, it only makes sense that they would be influenced by this link to something that messes with people's brains. Galia saying she feels better after her Arcane Bond faded could easily mean that the influence the Void had on her has faded, and the creeping madness of it has subsided significantly.

all of these most likely come into play. one of the Heart's lines in dh2, if we point at a Witch, is reciting some of the recipes the Witches chant before quickly apologising. we do learn significantly more about them than we do about the Whalers, of course, possibly because Jessamine has more ill will towards the Whalers than to the Witches. still we see the Void affect the Heart. there is also a notion that the Witches are 'not quite human' due to their Arcane bond.

there's no real conclusion. it's just interesting

[justaprankhan]

“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!” - Jesse (idk he gives me annoyed older brother vibes, fussing over people 😂) @zekeg33k

"I always take care of myself!" The pain in her leg was back and she had fallen down a single step like a bag of potatoes, sure, but she could still climb up to get the----no, she couldn't climb anything. Scowling at the realization that yes, she had to let him do it if she didn't want to cry all the way up, she had to let Jesse collect the boxes of ammo from the higher shelf, Hannah crossed her arms. Somehow continuously almost-injuring him had morphed into being babied. "I guess," she conceded with open frustration, gesturing at the ladder. Which he may actually not need as much given how tall he was. "You worry way too much." And why? Because she was a bit traumatized, and a few times she had fought infected alone, and that one time she had gotten skewered by the raider? That was just normal life, no need to get all fussy.

[doing-something-unholy]

hmm. should i bother the priest by emailing him directly about what time the chapel is unlocked or be nice and email the director of faith. 🤔

[olath124]

@kdval's comment convinced me to roam into my unedited and unshared pics folder.

@ouroboros-hideout's beer convinced me that this was an amazing thing to share.

The internet will remember you both. Dunno if they'll thank you, though.

And remember:

[botanikos]

would you rather have clussy sized nipples or a nipple sized clussy

I'd rather . . . .

[buddiexoxo]

thank you to the amazing lovely @webeatthebees for tagging me!!

1. You get $100 to go thrift shopping. What are you buying and why?

more clothes and jewelry I don't actually need, ijk it 😭 I'm a SUCKER for clothes shopping, even though most of it isn't even stuff I genuinely need, more so want... but I only buy clothes second-hand (or on the off-chance I find affordable first-hand clothing that's not unethically made, which, when pigs fly!) so thrift shops are my second home fr

2. What's a song you could listen to dozens of times in a row and not get bored?

this changes every second but if I tried to give a longevous answer, life in a glasshouse and let down by radiohead. and actually all of their songs. and every single cigarettes after sex song. and every single justice der guitar cover. okay I'm never shutting up if I don't stop myself rn

3. What's a decade you really like music from?

if I had to pin it down, somewhere around the 90s, bleeding into the 00s, and then recent times, i.e. 2010s-20s (which feels really weird to say)

4. What's your dream hair?

hair that's easier to style (as in get it to actually hold) than mine, also way less oily of a scalp. once we've got that out of the way, black hair with chunky bright red highlights and a few red-black racoon tail strands. oh and white bangs, but like with black hair on top iykwim

5. What's a chore you actually like doing that surprises people?

idk some people don't like cooking, which I really like when I have the energy and space alone to do so. I like watering plants!! and vacuuming is sometimes really satisfying. oh and making my bed feels nice, especially when I'm putting on fresh sheets (the process sucks, but the aftermath is SOO nice). once again, though, all of these depend on me having energy soo

6. Do you fidget? How, or with what?

OH yeah. chronic fidgeter. literally anything, most commonly doing weird things with my fingers, cracking my knuckles, moving around my rings, sometimes bouncing my leg, etc etc the list truly goes on forever. I'll fidget with my breathing if I can't do anything else, like it. is. BAD.

7. Tell me about a current hyperfixation of yours.

I mean we all knew this but 9-1-1 woww big shocker yeah yeah, I hate loving something and knowing it's gonna go away someday but I'm just enjoying this lovely show for now 😭 most definitely always gonna watch it tho, like in reality I'm still always going to LOVE IT so we're chill

8. What's your favorite animated movie or TV series?

the way I can't even remember the last animated thing I watched. uhhhh idk I mean avatar 2 had INSANE visuals. wasn't that like two summers ago tho? idk I'm sorry 😭

9. If you were forced to lose one of your five senses, which one would you choose?

I mean sense of smell is logically the least impairing in daily life so that for sure. ALTHOUGH I'd absolutely break down every time I realise I can't smell flowers anymore. or anything else I like smelling

10. What makes you feel put together? What makes you feel like you have your life in order? You know, that thing that makes you go, okay yeah no I got this?

nothing but that's also just me being depressed so if I had to think of something — having a whole bunch of growing plants surrounding me at all times, for sure, also appreciating my atmosphere (which I can only really do in summer and autumn), making use of its intricacies to help me relax, stuff like that. wow so melodramatic of me

Bonus question: For Star Wars fans, who is your favorite Jedi and why?

I've only watched one movie and the mandalorian so I have no idea but in terms of characters in general darth vader seems sick. and then OBVIOUSLY mando, I mean hello pedro pascal with his little green goblin??

this is so embarrassing but I honestly have no one to tag cuz I barely have any mutuals in this fandom, uhh @srue-on-fire @eddiedisasterdiaz @edsnewloveinterest no pressure but you guys are my only babes on here so 🙏🏻🙏🏻 if you read through all that I wish you an absolutely splendid rest of your 24 hours, enjoy life and never stop searching for happiness!! 🫶🏻

[residentialsinyomakai]

Why was Dr Maddiman y0kai watch in my dream last night. What is this

[ruinix]

GIRL NO DONT WORRY ITS TARGETED GANG SHIT THATS WHAT VANCOUVERS ALL ABOUT I JUST GET SCARED HEARING GUNSHOTS

There are gangs in Vancouver?! Oh my gosh. Oh well, then....it's time to go out! JK. Just make sure you have someone with you! gotta smoke while being safe.

When I hear gunshots (my house was near a shooting range before I moved), i just pretend somebody is just shooting bottles... Even if there are no cars parked in that shooting range at all... totally just bottles and guns... 😨 People are crazy everywhere I guess....

STILL, please stay safe if you decide to go out!!!

[hardcase-ct-yolo]

back again to say Rex clearly has no sense of humor that is hilarious I hope you and your wife have a lovely marriage and I will personally beat up anyone who badmouths y'all 👍

Rex is, Rex. 😂 One day I’ll find someone to ask that will put up with my shenanigans! Until then thanks from me and “My Wife”

[miidnighters]

@gollldrush sent [ whisper ]:   for Billie to whisper something into Leo's ear

They're out, again. Instead of being at some bar though, Billie's taken Leo out of some food. Frozen yogurt, to be specific - the kind of thing that isn't a date, but also isn't quite just a hang out. Billie's not quite sure what it is, but she is glad that Leo said yes to the invitation.

It also doesn't really stop Billie from sliding in behind Leo in line, leaning down to whisper in the blonde's ear.

"You look so pretty tonight. I should have told you earlier."

[set-wingedwarrior]

I've been studying in uni since midday, with like just half a hour to get something to eat, which I hate while still studying. It's 6.20pm now, and even considering how I frequently need micro-breaks to keep myself functioning (literally 5 minutes from time to time to check texts or scroll a bit of tumblr, stuff like that), it's still a damn lot. I am exhausted.

I may be a degenerate student, but no one can say I am not trying here 😭