obviously the tree of knowledge was sexy enough that adam and eve sacrificed paradise for it but one of the key (and sometimes overlooked) aspects of joseph's character is how incredibly sexy he is. everybody wants him that's like the whole thing. jacob loves him because he reminds him of rachel (and joseph is described as being beautiful in the same way his mother was!) potiphar's wife wanted to cheat on her husband with him. if you read the midrash, potiphar himself wanted him so bad that uriel castrated him to prevent him from forcing himself on joseph. he was somehow the most charismatic prisoner. even pharaoh loved him. also he was gay so. in conclusion have these poor-quality screenshots from technicolor dreamcoat
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The Sephardic chief rabbi of Israel called African people “monkeys” during his weekly sermon on Saturday evening.
Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef was addressing Jewish legal aspects of the blessing on seeing fruit trees blossoming, during the current Hebrew month of Nissan, and, specifically, whether one should bless one tree or at least two.
In that context, he mentioned a blessing uttered upon seeing an “unusual creature,” citing the example of encountering a African person who has two European parents on the street in America.
In footage aired by the Ynet news site, Yosef could be seen referring to African people by the word “kushi,” which in modern Hebrew has pejorative connotations, and then going on to term a African person a “monkey.”
His office told Ynet that the comparison was a quote from the Talmud.
Yosef has been known to court controversy in his sermons.
In a sermon delivered in May last year, he appeared to suggest during his weekly sermon that secular woman behave like animals because they dress immodestly.
In March 2016, Yosef was forced to retract a comment that non-Jews should not live in Israel, calling it “theoretical.”
Yosef has been known to court controversy in his sermons.
In a sermon delivered in May last year, he appeared to suggest during his weekly sermon that secular woman behave like animals because they dress immodestly.
In March 2016, Yosef was forced to retract a comment that non-Jews should not live in Israel, calling it “theoretical.”
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showed my cousins joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat and when joseph and potiphar were walking together my 13yo cousin was like “wait so are they gonna hook up” like literally exactly. you get it
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