#you make me batty funny pun

[liongoatsnake]

So, I done goofed, let my imagination run a little too wild and now I'm like, 3 chapters deep into writing not only a Batman fanfic, but also based on my chapter outlines and the rough drafts completed, this monstrosity of a story is shaping up to be easily over 90,000 words long (if I manage to complete it, ever). FEAR.

Also, this story would be, if I get the courage to share it, the first real fanfic I’ve ever written/completed, let alone published. FEAR^2.

But I'm concerned some of the stuff I'm writing isn't half as witty or good as I think it is. So, I thought I'd share a single scene I just wrote earlier today that I thought was pretty funny, but I fear its not really.

[Note: This is a rough draft. Also, for context, if desired, this scene is taking place soon after Dick Grayson became Robin.]

Dick thought the Batmobile was super cool, but if he had the option, he almost would have preferred moving anywhere in Gotham by wing instead. Well, Dick would totally concede that the Batmobile was a lot faster even with being confined to the roads, usually. Okay, a lot less usually than Dick had assumed. So, it had its uses.

Plus, Batman had looked at Robin like he’d grown a second head when asked if he could drive the Batmobile sometime in the future.

“You’re not even old enough to have a learner’s permit,” Bruce, because he had not used his Batman voice, had exclaimed.

“Like an ID would be handed over if the cops ever dared pull The Batmobile over! Not like they would ever dare try. Besides, there is no way it’s even street legal, even I could tell you that. A little thing like requiring a learner’s permit to drive The Batmobile would be like putting a brand-new chandelier in an abandoned haunted house!”

“Firstly, some people have indeed tried. Second, correct it isn’t. Third, the answer is still no.” 

“What,” Dick started, his original disappointment getting sidetracked, “seriously? Someone seriously tried to pull that over?” Dick says, pointing to where the Batmobile in question was concealed in an alley way. (Dick was surprised someone hadn’t tried to steal something off it yet, honestly.)    

Bruce, for his part, only gave a knowing smile and continued to walk; Robin following hot on his heels.

 “No wait! You can’t just tease me with a story like that and not actually share! Come on! I’ll go batty if you don’t tell me!”

--- Things I personally find funny about this scene:

Dick Grayson mildly dissing the Batmobile.

Bruce acting like/being a dad is never not funny to me.

Bruce getting hung up on someone having a permit to drive The Batmobile when he fully acknowledges its not street legal anyway.

Dick referencing a chandelier.  

The mere idea of someone trying to pull over the Batmobile.

Not only the implication that some poor sap has actually tried, but the fact it’s happened more than once.

Dick making a reference to someone stealing Batman’s tires.

Dick making puns.

[sakurakuroyomi]

Halloween is coming and brings with it all its magic!!! Are you ready?

My new collection of Halloween items and clothes is live. These are some of the items/clothes you’ll find. Check my Redbubble link on my tumblr page or amazon.com(and soon also live on all other amazon markets).

Check under these titles:

Eat Sleep Halloween Repeat - 2021 Funny Halloween Pun

You Make Me Batty - 2021 Funny Halloween Bats Pun

Meow I Mean Boo - 2021 Funny Halloween Cat Pun

All the items come in different colors(same for the clothes)and you can find them under the same title in search.

[konekoryuugamine]

Riffing the Reef: “Greasy Buffoons”

This episode made me gag. No joke. Someone has a sick sense of humor at some studio. Spongebob is owned by Stephen Hillenburg and I am only going over the episodes I feel miss the point of the show. Please read and enjoy.    As I stated in the first "Riffing the Reef", Mr. Krabs has become a character I despise with every moral fiber of my being. He's the itemization of Greed within this show, possibly within all cartoons, more so than Mr. Burns.    Yeah, I went there.    Krabs did have a good dimension of character in pre-movie episodes of Spongebob and was even shown he cared deeply for his crew and family in several episodes. He cared for Pearl in "Culture Shock", he defended Spongebob in "Born Again Krabs", and in "Squid on Strike" he admitted he needed Spongebob and Squidward to help him. His cheap nature was often kept as a joke, like in "Imitation Krabs", but it was kept subtle for his better parts to show. And yes, in some episodes like "Krabby Land" and "The Patty Caper", he got what was coming to him.    THANKFULLY.

   However, many an episode exists where he is not placed at fault with his immoral actions, and he is not portrayed as the dimensional character he ONCE was.    I saw ONCE because the old Mr. Krabs is gone and dead.    He has become villainous, a criminal, and a downright jack-ss to his employers, murderous, cheap and disgusting as I'll get out, and has resorted to often letting his family and friends take the brunt of his actions. Krabs has become flanderized to the point where he is the character I want to see set in boiling oil and served with a side of butter.    And that DID happen in a modern Spongebob episode, albeit it was in about season 4 or 5, but I digress.    Evidence of his flanderization and bastardization go from "Drive-Thru", "Summer Job", "Krabby Kronicle", "Penny Foolish" and that one episode where he used Gary to acquire stolen money to "One Coarse Meal", "Cracked Krabs", "Spongebob, You're Fired" and "The Krusty Sponge".    I'll tackle those, especially a certain one, in the near future, but for now, I want to take a look at one that involves his greedy nature, Plankton and almost everything wrong with a modern Spongebob episode in one swoop.    "Greasy Buffoons".    This episode is disgusting, beyond annoying and shows Krabs as a jerk and Plankton as a somewhat good-guy here. I actually gagged when I watched it. And instantly realized why my mom suddenly banned my sisters and I from watching the show years ago. 

   Spongebob is actually in character for this episode as well, so that is also a problem in its own right, but the real problem stems from the plot itself.    Spongebob, after slipping on a grease slick on the kitchen floor, and ADMITTING TO KRABS HE FELT HE BROKE SOMETHING, Krabs sees the grease trap is overflowing and says that they have to empty it, adding "for no extra pay".    Note how Squidward actually vanishes at this point. I cannot blame him.    Already the problem is that Krabs was ignorant of his own employees, even saying THEY had to clean out the grease trap. He specifically states that it was a job for two employees to do for no extra pay. Funny or not, it's just a bad thing to mention. He was also ignorant of Spongebob's overall health prognosis, even when he stated he felt hurt.    You would think after so long, Spongebob would be an assent for Mr. Krabs, but oftentimes the Krab treats him as a slave, a dirt monkey, or worse. Several episodes like "Staycation" and "WhoBob WhatPants" show he cares little for paying him for his services and often will resort to belittling him in other episodes. However, he's not above trying to get his 'Golden Boy' back when he's not making money in the restaurant, also like in "WhoBob Whatpants".     That episode is already on my list . . .    Already I'm talking about this crab, but that's the least obstructive point in the episode.    The REAL meat of the story begins when Krabs and Spongebob, (more or less from Krabs' directions), dump the excess grease behind the Chum Bucket. Spongebob, as they drive off, asks Mr. Krabs if that was legal.    Krabs replies with " Le-gale?"    . . .    I've stated this before, and I'll state it again: I despise this character. He's been disciplined, he's been in the Navy, he's been a cook and a cleaner on several ships for the love of Neptune! He would be familiar with the concept of Johnny Law, even with basic commands like 'Attention' and 'Cleanliness'.    This line ALONE shows that Krabs has become a purely evil character, as he dumped a highly toxic and/or strange chemical behind his rival's restaurant and did not know it was a bad thing.    This is being blind to morality, or genuine idiocy enforced on the character due to the plot.    THIS IS A BAD THING.    Another thing is YES, it IS illegal to dump these kinds of chemicals on the ground like that. It can cause toxicity to the environment, the removal of any kind of soil, and can destroy whole ecosystems. He would also lose his vendor's license, but let's not GO THERE NOW!    Plankton finds the goop the next morning and immediately notices it tastes amazing. He takes it and uses it to make his chum taste better, which it actually might, and brings in customers who don't seem to hate his food.    Another problem or two I have with this episode is how Plankton is portrayed, and how the rivalry between Krabs and Plankton is seen as a fast-food competition with GREASE equaling FLAVOR.    First off, Plankton tells Krabs, (after Krabs uses a terribly written pun and/or 4th wall-breaking joke), that he was visited by the "Flavor Fairy", and that he was legitimately using it. The point does remain that Plankton was using Krabby Patty grease to mix with his chum, and Krabs DID dump it illegally on his property. The debate over whether or not Plankton 'stole' the flavor is varied, but in my honest opinion, since Krabs got rid of it, Plankton could use it as he pleased.    Krabs, being the jerk sod he is, doesn't want the trilobite to have a SINGLE customer, and given Plankton's past attempts at selling his chum, I cannot blame him here. The best example would be for "Spongicus" when he grotesquely described what was in his chum on a stick.    I felt nauseated when I heard he put anchor rust in there.    However, the greedy crustacean takes it too far as he uses the grease from his own patties to make them 'tastier', and gives them 'new and amazing' names to go with it. Krabs is being played as the good guy in this part, while Plankton is being placed as the villain still.     The problem is Plankton did not do anything morally or legally wrong. Plankton is not at fault, nor was he ever at fault. All he is guilty of is using grease that was disposed of on the ground, which may or may not end up making his customers sick with bacteria. 

   Come to think of it, that would have been a far better angle to take on this episode. Krabs disposes of the grease, Plankton begins to use it, and Krabs knows even mixing the Krabby Batty grease with the chum would cause some disaster for Bikini Bottomites, so he recruits Spongebob to help eliminate the grease and right his wrong.

   THEN AGAIN, this is Spongebob, so when has logic been applied before?    Another note I have to address is it's been proven by numerous studies that an intake of too much grease can lead to obesity, increased heart problems, breathing problems, etc. Just because it makes something taste better does not mean is it going to be good for your body. These two should have known about health codes and regulations in the first place to earn their vendor's licenses, and to even open their restaurants.    And they did, once upon a time.    This episode carelessly uses the grease as a plot device to start the conflict between the two, and create a stir of activity between their food. The two each try to outdo the other, even to the point where Krabs is serving 'Yummy Soup', which in reality is grease on a paper plate.    DISGUSTING DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT.    A minor argument can also be made that the same customers who rush back and forth between the two restaurants are also at fault, mostly because they buy into the hypes the two monsters generate over their 'tasty' foods. Grease is sprayed between fish, they grow obese and become covered in the grotesque stuff, and one even SPITS IT OUT AS HE TALKED TO SPONGEBOB.    There are lines to draw here. It is gross.    This episode legitimately made me ill to watch.    The customers here are also written to serve the plot and are portrayed as stupid and ignorant of their surroundings. A general consensus of Bikini Bottomites from previous episodes have often shown intelligence, even a collective conscience, but THIS is just stupidity for the sake of the plot.    The entire time this goes on, Krabs is egging on the competition as much as Plankton is. He is raking in the money and cares nothing for his employees, NOR for his customers. All he cares about is money, money, money, money, MONEY.    The old Krabs would actually abide by his customers, like in the episode "Bubble Buddy". He’d care about the customer and even go so far as to chew an elderly lady’s patty for her.    Here, he’s shown to be completely ignorant of the customers' conditions and of Spongebob's thoughts towards how feeding people grease of this amount is a BAD thing.    The krab has been cracked; no pun intended on any future riffing episode.    The only saving grace of the episode is that Spongebob, close as he is to his original personality, calls the health inspector, and admits that the two have been feeding people grease for, as he says, two weeks. For SPONGEBOB of all people to do this, after seeing Patrick suffering, is the best thing in this episode. He recognized the immorality of Krabs and Plankton's actions while also admitting what he was doing as the cook was wrong.    The inspector being here is also an unexpected part. If this were another episode, Krabs and Plankton would have been arrested and the restaurants would have been destroyed from grease fires.    However, there was a gas and fire joke in "Just One Bite", and that was edited for safety's sake after 9/11, so who am I to say now about this?    The episode's conclusion shows the restaurants being shut down until they become clean, which, if it had ended there, would have been a satisfying conclusion for a mediocre episode. Krabs would have been punished for his immoral actions, karma would have taken its course and we would end on a happy note for once.    BUT NO.    Spongebob soaks up the grease, tells Krabs that he will dispose of it properly, and Krabs is stuck in a dream-like state because he fell asleep outside and had one of those "it was all a dream" moments. Patrick then comes out of literal nowhere and starts licking Spongebob for the grease, and Krabs ends the episode with a questionable thinking expression.    THIS is a bad ending and a bad idea.    KRABS should have been the one to help clean up his own mess, NOT Spongebob. This is averting him from accepting what he did was wrong and for taking the blame for his actions. Spongebob cleaning up his mess is not a good way to end this kind of story, nor is it a good idea for Krabs to continuously have evil thoughts like this while Spongebob is being pursued by Patrick.    I can only speculate what he was thinking, but I feel it was along the lines of him using Spongebob for more grease and Krabby patties again.    This makes Krabs even more of a Karma Houdini. He was caught, but SPONGEBOB was the one who cleaned up his mess. And he still gets allowed the chance to make the same scam going again thanks to Spongebob’s golden boy attitude. No punishment, no permanent comeuppance, all for the sake of some cheap laugh.    This just teaches the wrong lesson in morality as well as how people should not go about running restaurants.    And this was in a MODERN kid's cartoon.    Overall, this episode shows Krabs as a jerk and a terrible person. He's ignorant to the law, (which from previous episodes deviates from his character), unfaithful to his employees and uncaring to the customers he once showed small amounts of compassion for. Spongebob is the only person who is still in character and Plankton was shoe-horned in for the sake of the plot, like the grease itself. The citizens are devoid of intelligence and Patrick is only here because “laugh, monkey”. It demonstrated both immorality and careless writing on part of it being an 'entertaining' story.

[autisticvampireclub]

Neck-tarines and blood oranges

I wrote this at midnight god help me

-

“Thanks for inviting me over man, I appreciate it.”

Michael nodded absentmindedly as he shuffled through the fridge. He had two bags of blood left, one for him and one for Jake.

Jake himself was draped over Michael’s living room couch, his head propped up against a pillow and his feet resting on the coffee table. He yawned.

“I’m glad we get to spend some time together, like one on one, just us two vampires y’know?” he said sleepily.

“Mhm, yeah,” Michael mumbled in agreement.

It was six pm, and both of them had just woken up. Being a vampire sure did make your sleep schedule weird. Especially when you still had to go to high school.

Michael popped a straw in one of the blood bags, and took a sip. It tasted so sweet, even better than a cherry slushie. That was another weird thing about being a vampire. Before, blood just tasted gross and coppery. Now it was the most delicious thing in the world to him.

“Hey dude, want some blood?” he asked Jake, who was now laying face down on the pillow.

Jake looked up, and immediately winced at the sight of the blood bag. “Ah… nah man, I’m vegan.”

Michael blinked. “Your… vegan?”

Jake smiled sheepishly. “Yeah… it’s weird, I know…”

“Oh, I didn’t mean that in a bad way!” Michael clarified, “I’m just… surprised, I didn’t know that was a thing…”

“Yeah, usually it’s a bit of a shock, everyone thinks vampires can only drink blood, but we can drink other stuff, we just can’t eat solid food,” Jake explained.

Michael slumped down on the couch next to Jake. “Huh… I didn’t know that, I mean I’ve only been a vampire for a little while, well, compared to you at least… there’s a lot of stuff I’m still learning I guess…”

Jake patted him on the back. “The first few months are an awkward process, but you’ll get through it bro.”

“Thanks Jake,” Michael said with a soft smile. He went to take another sip of his blood bag, but noticed Jake eyeing him warily. “Jake, are you okay?”

Jake flinched in surprise, and then looked away, embarrassed. “N… No, sorry… it’s just…”

Michael glanced down at the blood, and back at Jake. “Are you afraid of blood?”

“No!” Jake said quickly. “I mean… I’m not afraid, I’m just kinda… squeamish I guess… but that’s not your fault, you shouldn’t have to stop drinking just because of me…”

Michael shook his head. “No, if it seriously makes you uncomfortable, I’ll just drink later.”

“But…”

“Really, it’s all good dude.”

Jake looked like he has about to protest, but just sighed. “Alright, thanks man.”

“Don’t mention it, and if you don’t mind me asking, if you don’t drink blood what do you drink?” Michael asked.

“Fruit juice mostly, that and I take iron supplements.”

“Ah…” Michael hummed. A grin spread across his face. “Well, in that case… may I interest you in a blood orange?”

Jake stared at him blankly. “...What?”

“Or perhaps you’d prefer a neck-tarine?” Michael chuckled.

Jake face palmed. “Really dude?” he sighed.

Michael laughed, and gave Jake a light punch on the shoulder. “Just messing with ya.”

“Yeah, yeah, vampire puns, so funny,” Jake groaned.

“I think their fang-tastic!”

“Why are you like this…” Jake moaned dramatically.

Michael shrugged. “I don’t know, guess I must just be absolutely batty.”

Jake stood up. “That’s it, I’m leaving.”

He walked out of the living room, leaving Michael a giggling mess on the couch. “No, wait Jake come back, I promise I won’t be such a pain in the neck-“

He laughed even harder as Jake groaned from the other room.

[unseensilver]

Bitty family

Chapter 2

Being 10 feet away from the front of was nerve wrecking. This would be the third time I got to this point before turning around. Tugging on my strings of my hoodie I always wear in the evil sunlight I take a deep breath and force myself to walk into the shop. Any confidence I had left as soon I seen the two big snake skeletons. Pushing my hood off so they know I’m no throat. I couldn’t help but yawn and rub my eyes having to move my glasses out of the way. Well I guess us nocturnal creatures are not day people. I look around but don’t see anyone. “Hello is anyone here?”

Out of nowhere a skeleton pops up from behind the desk. “Hey! Welcome to Mythical Adoptions! I’m Lusty, or as the bittys here call me Miss Lusty. How can I help you today?” I take a second to respond.”O umm hello Miss Lusty I’m here to see if I could adopt one of the little bitty here in your shop if that’s ok? My names silver, It’s nice to met you by the way.” As each word comes out of my mouth I can just feel like I’m messing up I try to hide in my hoodie like the ground is going to open and eat me alive. She smiles warmly at me as if she knew how I was feeling and, it was goin to be ok.

“Sure thing, did you have any ideas on which bitty you were looking to adopt? We’ve got a wide variety here- we even have a single Lich available for adoption! He completed his Service Bitty training faster than the others, and passed with flying colours!” Miss Lusty said proudly. “That is, if you’d like to check him out. It’s up to you.” “I would love to met him” I says as I no longer feel the need to hide in my hoodie.”I’m kind of night owl not going to lie and I was hopeing to also met some vampirus.” As I say this I seem to find the ground very interesting. Uhh I hate that I’m so shy.

“Well, lets go check the Ghoulrus enclosure- it’s the dark room with glow-in-the-dark stars littering the walls, the Ghoulrus prefer dim lighting, as do the Vampyrus most of the time. We should be able to find one there.” I said. A Faerie flew by, and She stopped him.

“Hey, sweetie, could you go tell the graduated Lich that somebody is here to adopt him, and we’ll be in the Ghoulrus enclosure?” Miss lusty asked the Faerie.

“Yes, Miss Lusty! Right away!” he said, flying off quickly. She smiled.

“Such sweeties, those Faeries. Welp, let’s get going, the Lich will meet us there soon enough.” She said, stepping out from behind the counter and leading the way to the Ghoulrus enclosure.

“Wow he’s a fast one.” As I watch the faerie fly off. I pull at my string and fallow close to Miss Lusty so not to be left behind.

“Yea, the Faeires are very quick moving and energetic.” She smiled as we walked to the Ghoulrus enclosure. Miss Lusty led me inside, a room dim except for the glow-in-the-dark stars littering the walls and ceiling…and the multiple purple-red fires floating in the air.

“Well, the ghoulrus are definitely here.” She chuckled.“Let’s see if we can’t find a Vampyrus. Keep an eyesocket out for any tiny bats, if they get curious that’s how they scout you out.” She said.“They are so pretty they look like flying lanterns in the night” I say looking at all the fires flying thro the air. Hearing a noise I turn and, see a little bat hanging not to far from Miss Lusty. Going up to the little bat, “Well hello little guy. Must I say this seems to be love at first bite” I couldn’t help but laugh at my own bad joke. The tiny bat squeaks with delight, flying off- but not for long. A flock suddenly flies towards you, landing in the spot the single one had just been occupying and re-forming into a Vampyrus.

“An adopter with a sense of humour~? My, at least this does not suck~” the Vampyrus chuckled. He bowed slightly to me.

“You are here to adopt, correct? And from what I’ve heard through the bloodline, so to speak, you require the services of a Lich as well.” he said, using ‘bloodline’ instead of ‘grapevine’ to improvise a pun. I could not help but laugh at his puns. It felt so nice to hear someone else tell jokes. “I do love when someone jokes back with me. Yes I am I tend to be a bit of a night owl for my work so I’m not really awake much in the daylight hours and me needing a lich don’t drive you batty does it” part way throw talking I felt so shy like I was going to mess up. I pull my hoodie up a little to hide. The Vampyrus chuckled warmly, shaking his head. Hearing him chuckle warmly I knew it would be ok.

“It does not rattle me, M’Lady. In fact, I believe he’s here already and looks eager to meet you, from what I can tell.” he said, looking to a spot behind you.

Standing on a tall shelf, about eye-level with you, was a Lich in his ‘Service Bitty’ Cloak. Surprisingly, the Lich had freckles on his face, small grey spots littering his skull.

“Heard you needed some extra help.” He said, smiling. Nodding to the lich from within my hoodie I realized he might not be able to see me. So I pull my hoodie back down. “yes I do.” Looking at the ground sadly. “I am a bit jumpy and shy as you could tell.” I start pulling at my hoodie nervously.“I hope that does not bug you at all” I put my hand out for the lich stand on so I can bring him closer to me and, a hand for the vampirus. But I stop halfway and look at miss lusty to make sure it was ok first knowing the rules to all service helpers. Miss lusty smiles and nods her head.

“You’re allowed to pick up any bittys here, and for Liches if they have been specifically chosen for you, picking them up is allowed as well.” She explained. The Vampyrus walked onto your open palm, smiling. The Lich, however, vanished for a moment before a small weight settled on your shoulder. Seems he’d teleported.

“Oh, by the way the Liches are able to teleport a total of 5 times in a day, including if they are carrying an item or touching a person. So if you need to escape a situation fast, he’ll come in handy.” She added.

“Quick escape from awkward situations, ammi right?” the Lich chuckled. “So, I’ve got training in a wide array of Services, though not all of what I trained in was understandable. But from the training I did excel in, I’ve been selected for you specifically.” he said. “Were you considering names for us, M’Lady?” the Vampyrus asked. 

Nodding my head I start blushing. “I do but I’m not sure if you guys will like the names and it’s ok if don’t I want you both to be happy with them.” I start looking everywhere but, at the two bittys. “your about to see my inner nerd come out have ether of you ever heard of the ninja turtles?” I heard of that, there’s like a tonne of versions out now, right?” the Lich said.

“I believe I have heard of that series, yes.” The Vampyrus said. Miss Lusty can be seen smirking in the entryway, a hand over her mouth to cover my giggles. This was going to be adorable~

As they say this you see the binding shyness almost fade away and if Silvers eyes could change to stars you know they would be right now.“well I love them all.” I could not help but wiggle in my spot, like a hyper child.“ I want to call you Donatello or Don for short cuz you are such a sweetie and will help me if I cut myself witch I do a lot at work when opening boxes. With your quick wit I know I will always have someone to rattle my funny bone.” I say to the vampirus as I start to pet him softly. I turn my head and nuzzles the lich. “As for you I wanted to name you Raphael or Raph for short you are big and tough I know you will protect me from anything the best you can but, I can see you being a big softy inside who just wants a good cuddle at the end of the day.” I stop talking, ducking my head and smile softly.”but only if you guys love the names.”

Don nodded, smiling.“Might I suggest that if you accidentally cut yourself, it may provide quick snacks for me as well? And would also keep me full enough that I would not need to feed as often, nor on Raphael there.” he offered. “Human blood is more nutritious for my kind that the magic we normally feed on, ironically. It also means we drink less in a feeding of human blood than we would in a magic feeding.” he explained.

“In the end, it’s up to you how he feeds, Sweetie. And I like the name Raph, sounds cool.” Raphael chuckled. “But like he said, he eats less when it’s human blood than he does when it’s bitty magic, so it’d leave me more magic t’help you, and him fuller for longer. Only when you cut yourself at work, like he said.” he added onto the explanation, making sure you understood perfectly what they were proposing. “I don’t mind you bitting me Don as long as your happy and healthy.” I look over at Raph “and as long as you both tell me what you need I can get it for you.” I look over at Miss Lusty and smiles brightly.“ I found my family is there anything I need to do or get for them.” I couldn’t help but already start nuzzling them. Feeling them nuzzle me back made me feel wanted and happy. I smiled, shaking my head.

“Nope, you’re good. You filled out the adoption form I sent you via email, so I’ll add their names and then file it away. Send some pictures of yourself and the boys anytime you like, we love adding to our walls.” She said. Don looked pleasantly relieved at your words, and Raph chuckled as he nuzzled you as well. Man I’m glad I filled out those papers just in case. Before coming here.

“Welp, guess I’m On-Duty now then~ Let’s get you home, Sweetie.” Raph said.

“I agree, let us go home M’Lady.” Don said.

I had found two bittys today, one specially trained to help me through my hardest times. And they were both very happy to have found you as well. I swore I could almost hear Raph purr and, Don hiss happily.

Raphael and Donatello was adopted at  Miss Lusty’s at Mythical Adoptions @mythical-adoptions

Silver is my Personal OC.

Most of this chapter was of a RP between me and Lusty of me adopting Don and Raph.