#you're in trouble

[movielosophy]

A Journey To Love | When your parents catch you coming home in the early morning.

[navybrat817]

Oof I reckon if you messed with Jake’s laptop and now it’s not working you’d be in big trouble 😈

Ooh. What are you doing messing with his laptop? Did you mess up one of his programs? Let's hope you didn't spill anything on it. 😉

Love and thanks! ❤️

[xtinyslip]

ED WARREN WAS HER HOME. it didn't matter where they were, what time or what the circumstances were. as long as she had him, she knew that the two of them would make it work. that as long as they were together they would be okay. the relief she felt when she saw him was strong enough to make her heart feel like it was bursting. "i suppose there will be no arguments if i tell you i'm never letting you leave my side again?" her husbands smile and warmth were infectious, the moment she saw that grin on his face. well, she was smiling before she even realised that she was. her arms wrapping tightly around his waist as he pulled her closer to his chest. "if i hadn't found you when i did? it was about to learn." she teased, pressing a gentle kiss to his chest, letting herself lean into him. "SHE IS STRONG." lorraine would never disagree with that. "but this place ed? i have never felt anything like it." @lcvenderhcze

[friendlyfox34]

Pov: You tried to run from Badai, but it’s too late. He’s gonna eat you now.

[koro-is-caffeinated]

Tastes... uniquely.

Now, oh, ugh...

I apologize, but I feel like the wool of my turtleneck might be a bit... stingy? My neck itches. Sorry, don't pay attention to me, just gotta scratch a bit

Haha, doesn't it? Oh, hohoho... Right.... What was I saying....

Ummm...

Pity you wore that damn thing.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[bbtin]

All members of the Kuroudo Klub unite! All Kuroudos are welcome to the party.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[theminecraftbee]

help. iskall had to get mumbo to explain what "unhinged" means to him. because he didn't know that english word. and people keep calling him that this season,

[inkskinned]

you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

[queermasculine]

tight white tee stretched over butch bicep amen

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Jingyi: Truth or Dare.

Jin Ling: This is not a slumber party.

Lan Jingyi: I know, but it feels like one.

Jin Ling: We're being held captive!

Ouyang Zizhen: I choose dare!

[frenchublog]

[skeletoninthemelonland]

a glimpse of what their early dynamic looks like

[heich0e]

au in which touya ends up having to watch natsuo put his hands all over you because you took something offered to you at a sketchy warehouse party that has you panting and whimpering and burning up and his own hot hands can't provide you any comfort but his little brother's cool-quirked touch can

[saltpepperbeard]

the way several characters have told ed and stede to "shut up" in some way, shape, or form. but when they're both talking to each other, they absolutely cling to every single word. they can't get enough of each other's stories, or ramblings, or little recounts of their days.