In my rewrite Garroth is Levin’s bio dad, who then helps raise him with Aphmau, and Laurance is a father figure for Malachi.
Garnet is originally adopted by Aaron and Aphmau helps care for her, then when Aaron dies Aphmau adopts her and Garroth becomes a sort of father to her. Laurance is Lina’s father and Garroth steps up as a father figure to her too. And that’s not even MENTIONING everything Zoey did.
Basically what I’m getting at is that Aphmau has 2 metaphorical baby daddies, 1 actual baby daddy, and an overworked nanny that’s basically her wife.
Aphmau’s kind of a player ngl
No wonder people are so shocked when they meet her cuz DAYUM
The Malachi and Levin vs Alina and Lilith age gap is so funny
Like speaking as someone with a sibling that’s like a decade and a half younger, they must have the funniest relationship.
They’re fighting with a toddler over their mom, who came first, who can sit next to mom at dinner
I think levin would have no shame in beefing with an infant. They would make faces at each other, shove each other. Alina would bite him and he would smack her with a pillow
Aphmaus would definitely make them wear the same shirt until they got along
Surprised baby Charlie forget YRZ is an Angel beyond the earliest memory of him is drawing on paper with her Uncle who came crashing down from the sky.
Well Yrz is basically an origami collage in his angle form and a shapeshifting fox in his demon form, so you know. I’ve been thinking that maybe when Lucifer applies the spell it takes about a week for the magic to settle, during which time Yrz ends up babysitting Charlie so Lucifer and Lilith can do couple things.
Charlie has only ever seen the origami angel so why should she make the connection? He’s just Uncle Reed, dad and moms silly friend who always has something fun to do! For all she knows Yrz isn’t even fallen, he’s just visiting from heaven! (Maybe adds to the illusion that heaven is in any way good, if Yrz can still visit even if they’re mad at her father??)
(Also, do you remember what happened to you when you were three??? I’m genuinely asking because my memory of childhood is — shoddy at best lol)
“My crown is heavy. It feels lighter when you’re around.”
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OOC // this statement screams Lucifer/Lilith :3
They had so many plans for this exile .. for this hell, as if was being called .. they would make this place a home show heaven what for.. and when the time was right Lucifer would lead his people back for revenge, that darkness festering inside of him.. that anger and hurt growing inside him— he let out a breath as his wife came up to him .
He knew exactly how she felt , he was starting to feel the same ever since they both took on the role of king and queen of all of Hell, “ you speak the words that are in my heart my love , I feel the same way” he reached up for her hand to dance with her . Healing wings flaring out to spin them around.
Lilith was the oldest of the test tube babies, but the lowest on the totem pole. I think it's because she was the sloppy copy and not the polished product like the Knightlords. I wonder what kind of flaws she had the others didn't, did being the prototype make her feel insecure around the other three. Did she grow up seeing them as prefect and herself as defective?
yk i just recently saw that episode where belphie goes on his “i am the eldest brother 🤩🤩🤩” song and it just made me think abt how much he likes being an older brother :(( reminded me of jtta!!!
i didn't know about that episode til now (and i watched it definitely very legally) but oh my god that was incredible
that aside, you're so right!! belphie loves getting to be the teasing big brother, so (though he'll never say it), he absolutely treasures getting to play the role for ik
I’ve been doing an rp with a few friends, including @the-brothers-wittebane (Go check them out, they’re an epic role-player. Especially with Hunter.). @chiconisroc is doing an amazing job as Belos. It was just an absolute crack rp that grew plot like spider legs and began scuttling away from us. Caleb (me) is adopting every traumatized child in sight (including two versions of his brother), Lilith accidentally started rebelling because she doesn’t want two traumatized Puritan children to be hurt, Philip is slowly getting the racism argued out of him by his new mom, Hunter is confused on what the heck is going on, and Belos is trying to keep it all together while trying to murder his latest grimwalker.
Soooo badly want to combine twin!au with the “chuck has been mindcontrolling luci for years and it’s only just now stopped working so he’s back in s5 character” because can you imagine how distressing that would be for everyone involved?
Like Lucifer’s in full control of himself for the first time in years, after all the shit that went down post-s5, dealing with the repercussions of actions he performed but now honestly can’t tell which ones were things he would have actually done of his own volition and which were God yanking on his strings. And ALSO during that time he had sex in order to have a kid, but instead ended up with twins who no one wants him near! Because everyone hates him! And Heaven’s gone to shit, most of the angels are dead, the only archangel left alive is Michael and he’s still caged and Luci’s got no way of getting him out if he even wants to. (Which. Presumably he does. If only because at least he knows Michael and Michael hasn’t been on the receiving end of the shit he did the past few years and yeah, might still think of him as a monster but at least that was an image Lucifer was almost in control of.)
And then of course when he finally gets to see the twins, he gets to have a horrible moment of going “oh. Oh no. Oh no they’re me and Michael. God’s replaying the story again and with my kids.” Which is! Horrifying! For someone who has only just gotten free of having his entire character rewritten for the sake of being villainized easier by his own father!