#your name is rain and you're a big fuck off snake now

[thelampisaflashlight]

Choose Your Own Bea's Adventure 5

(Previous Part Here)

Your name is Mountain, and you are an ageless, near immortal demon risen from the pit in the unholy form of a ghoul.

You've lived countless lives whilst on the surface.

You've loved and lost more times than you can count.

Once a husband.

Twice a father, perhaps more.

You can't count the ones you don't know about.

A woodcutter.

A killer.

A penitent man.

Right now, though, you're just Mountain.

You live and work on the abbey's grounds as a gardener, while also doing the lord below's bidding by performing rituals across the globe along with your pack during the touring season.

It's the off season now.

You're home.

...And you're worried out of your goddamned mind about your stupid fucking co-worker who lives in the woods.

Okay, it might be mean to call her stupid, but you can't help it if your words have more bite to them as you bound across the field separating you from the wilder parts of the abbey's grounds to rescue her dumb ass.

From the moment you picked up your phone, rattling on your bedside table, left on vibrate, and saw her name pop up on the screen, you knew it couldn't be for a "good" reason.

Any time she calls you, any time she sends more than a brief text or an outline of her schedule for the day, it's because she's done something bad.

Not always bad-bad, but it's usually bad enough to warrant a long, long talk.

And the moment you hear that nervous little titter to her voice, you know something is very wrong.

It's enough to make you sit up in bed, the mattress protesting as you squash down the already worn springs, and then when the line goes dead quiet...

"Shit, shit, shit, shit-"

You're almost to the lake when you see the fast flickering of a light in the distance on the other side and-

"BITCHASS, SNAKE MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GONNA PISS ON EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE!"

You'd know that foul mouth anywhere.

"BEA!"

You don't hesitate to make your may around the lake, shouting all the way.

"BEA, STOP!"

"WHAT?!"

"TURN YOUR LIGHT OFF! STOP! TURN IT OFF!"

She looks between you and the large serpent looming over her with the most perturbed expression you've yet to see her make... but she stops.

The serpent shakes its head and blinks, clearing its vision, letting out a huff before coiling in on itself and lowering itself to the ground.

"...Oh thank fuck." you look at the snake, "Are you okay?"

"I'm-" Bea starts, then looks at you offended, "You're talking to the giant fucking snake??"

You pat the snake on the head as it nods, before turning your attention to Bea, who's now scooching further away from the snake and you.

"Are you okay?" you ask, offering your hand to her, but she just just scowls at you, "What?"

"Oh, so you care now?" she spits, trying, and failing, to stand up.

"I came all the way out here to help you and you-"

"Yeah! And you asked the thing that was going to fucking EAT me if it's okay before even checking to see if I was okay!"

"Because Rain is photosensitive in this form!"

"You- THAT'S RAIN?!"

...

Your name is Rain.

You're a snake right now, but normally you're a dude.

You have no idea what's going on right now.

All you remember is that you went to take a nap at the bottom of the lake and woke up to get a snack.

You swallowed a moose whole.

It was rad.

But then you heard someone running around in the woods, and you thought, "Huh, I should see what's happening."

And then you got blinded by the rapid flickering of a flashlight.

And now Mountain is here.

...Having a domestic with a woman you kind of recognize.

Mountain and her are friends(?).

Also she smacked you with a pool skimmer once because you were playing dead in the abbey's pond.

You look between the two.

[bathroomcorpse]

do you have any lyrics that remind you of auggielias :3c

GREAT QUESTION first of all here's the constantly being edited chronological auggielias playlist

and while you're listening to that you can read through this long message that is a lyric from every single song on the playlist that i think is The Most auggielias coded.

Paralyzer - Finger Eleven (anyone else remember the free songs you could add to Youtube uploads in the 00s? this was one of them)

"If your body matches what your eyes can do / You'll probably move right through me on my way to you"

Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers - Fall Out Boy

"Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind"

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge (obviously)

"And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak / An escape is just a nod and a casual wave / Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days" and, obviously "I want to fucking tear you apart"

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything

"You're too young to be this empty, girl / I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world / Know that you will be my downfall / But I call and I call and I call"

Driving Down to LA - Ezra Furman

Literally the entire song jesus christ BUT "I would give up my whole life for that feelin' / No, I don't mind / If I lose my legs or die" and "Don't tell my mom, don't tell my brother / I've been driving down the freeway with my master"

First Love / Late Spring - Mitski

"One word from you and I would / Jump off of this / Ledge I'm on / Baby" also i always see elias' bedroom in my minds eye while i listen to this song i can't translate that Feeling but its there

Every You Every Me - Placebo

very much another Just The Whole Song but "Carve your name into my arm / Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed / 'Cause there's nothing else to do / Every me and every you" especially

Bitter Wolves - Flowers

this is a song by a small local artist so there are actually no lyrics online and i don't trust my auditory processing to transcribe music accurately esp because there are some effects on the vocals so stream Bitter Wolves by Flowers!!!!!

Flesh - Seahaven

"I don't ever think what I want could be considered love / But it is what I want anyway / Beauty in the dark, fragile heart, see the end from the start / I don't ever think what you need could be considered me / Still you drop everything anyway"

West Country Dream - The Mountain Goats

STREAM FULL FORCE GALESBURG!! anyway. this is a short song and a Vibe song so lyrics do not cut it you must Listen to Understand. that being said "Blood coursing through the air tonight / I know who I am / And I know who you are / Or who you were just an hour ago"

Who Can Deny How Delicious It Tastes - The Paper Chase

"At least you know what I'd give (now) for just one taste / A little taste of it / We'll never speak of my father again / We'll never speak of these plans"

See America Right - The Mountain Goats

all of it. Alcoholism <3. "Your love is like a cyclone in a swamp and the weather's getting warmer" and "But my love is like a dark cloud full of rain, always right there up above you"

The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance

"Well it rains and it pours when you're out on your own / If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes" and "You're the one that I need / I'm the one that you loathe / You can watch me corrode"

Going to Georgia - The Mountain Goats (how much tmg can worm put on a playlist? you would be surprised.)

"I have two big hands / And a heart pumping blood / And a 1967 Colt .45 / With a busted safety catch" this is more just elias. its a vibe song. also they're from georgia and if tmg has a going to or a place song for the place a story of mine is set it legally must be on that playlist.

Tigerlily - La Roux (this is like the worm seal of Unhealthy Relationship Approval)

"I know you better than this / I could be here when you call / I'll make you top of the list" and "And put your face in the gutter of a snake pit / But our communication is telepathy"

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette

WOULD SHE GO DOWN ON YOU IN A THEATER?! AND WOULD SHE HAVE YOUR BABY?! AND ARE YOU THINKING OF ME WHEN YOU FUCK HER?!?!?!?

Tymps (The Sick in the Head Song) - Fiona Apple

"I'm either so sick in the head, I need to be bled dry to quit / Or I just really used to love him, I sure hope that's it"

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys

"Have you no idea that you're in deep? / I dreamt about you nearly every night this week / How many secrets can you keep?" and "Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new"

Said the Spider to the Fly - The Paper Chase

"I want your head / I want your wicked parts / I want to wring out your evil thoughts / I want to eat out your bitter heart" ""Kiss me like you mean goodbye, " said the spider to the fly" "I feel the end is near, my little Monday night whore / My little Saturday night became a Sunday remorse" "I know I'll never lose an arm, I'll never stay up staring at the phone / I'll never rot up with disease, don't you bury me and leave" AM I GETTING THE POINT ACROSS IDK. im unfortunatly abnormal abt the paper chase so.

505 - Arctic Monkeys

"I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck / Or I did last time I checked" "The knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark / Frightened by the bite, though it's no harsher than the bark"

Demolition Lovers - My Chemical Romance (the first of two joint suicide songs <3)

"I'd end my days with you, in a hail of bullets" "I'm trying, I'm trying / To let you know just how much you mean to me / And after all the things we put each other through and / I would drive on, to the end with you" "I'll see your eyes, and in this pool of blood / I'll meet your eyes, I mean this forever"

We Both Go Down Together - The Decemberists (the OTHER joint suicide song <33)

"You come from parents wanton / A childhood rough & rotten / I come from wealth & beauty / Untouched by work or duty" "Oh, my love, my love / We both go down together"

ANYWAY IF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL THIS MWAH ENJOY THE PLAYLIST ALSO I WILL ABSOLUTELY ADD TO IT AND CHANGE ORDER AND SUCH AT SOME POINTS <3

[curiousconch]

Chase You / Chase Me (Pt. 3)

Part 3: Remember when everything was different

Catch up here: Series Masterlist

Chapter Summary: Aislinn, Gigi and Alex find friendship in the midst of the competition. One discussion led to another, pushing Alex to take a trip down memory lane, revealing the moment in her past where she and Gabe's paths crossed for the first time.

Book/Pairing: Choices - Laws of Attraction / Gabe Ricci x MC (Alex Keating)

Words: 1.7k+

Rating/Warnings: Mature (16+) / alcohol consumption, language. Scenes/themes may trigger trauma for some, reader discretion advised.

Disclaimer: Most of the characters as well as some dialogue belong to Pixelberry. I am merely borrowing them.

Sunday, downtown New York

"Wait, can you back up for a moment," Aislinn said across Alex, who was scooping the remains of her melted banana split. Gigi was sipping her ice-cold mimosa, their brunch table full of plates with scrapes of leftovers. The sun was out and so were they, dining al fresco under the shade of a huge white parasol and the gentle breeze cooling them every now and then. It was a perfect day so far.

The trio has agreed to meet up that Sunday to discuss what went down with the Rothswell case as well as to prep for the conference Sadie had invited them to. They were on some kind of a peace pact, all of them sharing the view that pitting women against women in the corporate world is just shitty business.

Alex has enjoyed their company. They exchanged imaginary one-liners that would have made Martin frown his heart out or Beau McGraw chortle his head off. And speaking of McGraw, they all concluded that the best strategic course of action was to let Beau enjoy his moment in the sun. One day, Alex would make sure to remind him that he tried to rain on her parade.

It was a refreshing and enlightening discussion, though she will forever be traumatized with how many swears Gigi can cram in a single sentence. But the sight of a flustered Aislinn while Alex and Gigi engaged in a battle of pick-up lines with their waiter was a strong second contender.

As their drinks flowed, the conversation naturally led to rhetorical questions, now settling at why they became a lawyer. Aislinn shared first, surprisingly, stating that her knack for analysis was just a natural fit to the demands of a career in law. Gigi's answer was simple - she can leverage her eidetic memory to earn herself some serious dough, allowing her to live it up and take impromptu vacations to Bali.

Alex tried to dodge the question. She had never needed to discuss her reason of leaving pre-med behind to attend law school. It wasn't a pleasant memory, and she doubted it will ever be.

The two ladies were quick to see her attempts of evasion. But together, they finally wore her down, Alex left laughing with their shenanigans as they cornered her to tell her story. So she told them that she knew Gabe Ricci. And that it was because of him why she was a lawyer. Alex decided that revealing the truth was worth it, seeing how their jaws just dropped to the floor.

"Girl, you have to explain yourself right now," Gigi demanded, to which Aislinn seconded.

Alex snorted as she went back to skimming what was left of her dessert. "It's a boring sob story, and I don't want to turn this lovely morning into a snooze fest."

"We're not going anywhere, right Gi?" Aislinn turned to Gigi beside her, who nodded whilst sipping another glass of cocktail.

"Fine, but only if you swear this won't leave this table," she said. The two held up their hands invoking a half-smiling Alex, sensing nothing but sincerity. So she drank down her glass of bloody mary and took a deep breath, composing her tale.

"Buckle up, ladies, you're in for a ride."

**

10 years ago, in a town near Boston

Alessandra Keating had never felt more alone than she did that day.

They said she needed to just move forward. But how can she, when every day since the crash, she felt nothing but emptiness? How can she feel alright, when the only life that she knew was suddenly taken away from her?

It wasn't long before she found out that the car accident was caused by someone being reckless, by someone who thought they were above the law. Then, she imploded. No way could she let her parent's deaths be forgotten. No fucking way.

For the past three years, she invested all of herself into this endeavor. Researching, studying, choosing the right counsel, even raising funds. It was what kept her breathing, what gave her purpose. Ultimately, it was what kept her sane.

From filing the lawsuit to attending mediations, to numerous settlement meetings and colliding with every legal roadblock possible - Alex made sure to see them through. Only for everything to be decided that day - the bench trial.

One sweltering summer morning in her hometown's courthouse, Alex sat on the side of the plaintiff, with her long brunette hair tangled in waves. She let her senses wander, taking in the dark wooden panels and pews, her sense of smell invaded by the scent of old mahogany. She sealed her lips into silence, hiding her nerves by straightening the bargain khaki suit that she borrowed.

She barely held it in as her eyes travelled to the table beside them, catching a glimpse of the man that caused her immeasurable pain. With jet black hair and looking as young as her, he sat with an almost mocking expression. He was wearing a crisper set of suit, creating an illusion of trustworthiness that Alex can easily see through.

Maximilian K. Cornell. The green-eyed teenager who swerved his sports car onto the same slippery road Alex and her parents were passing through. The very same boy who got out unharmed, but left Alex's family to die in the snow. Her opponent was a slithery snake who managed to screw the justice system so many times over, just because his parents had the grease to do so.

But after the crash, the town decided they can no longer turn the other cheek. Alex's decision to sue was propelled by the support of the countless friends and families whom her parents have helped in their hour of need. But that still proved not enough.

Her mind whirled back to the proceedings, and to how every strategy, every plan of attack was being thrown out. With every whip from the defense, she started to grow impatient. As another traffic expert from her camp was dismissed, Alex just snapped inside. She leaned to Mr. Leroy, a withering man on the brink of retirement who was her lawyer, asking for them to convene outside.

"I'm sorry Mr. Leroy, but your strategies were just scrutinized and torn into pieces," Alex said in a low voice the moment they stepped out into the hallway.

"Alex, I am doing my best here. We clearly don't have the upper hand, lacking the incriminating evidence that we need," the man replied, exasperated.

"Have we dug up his previous records? I mean, why on earth would he have a sealed history? Doesn't that mean something?" she continued.

She continued to dictate her litany of better-positioned moves, but even Alex knew she wasn't getting through. So she excused herself from the conversation, hoping a cup of iced coffee will somehow mitigate her frustrations.

As soon as she came back, she found Mr. Leroy convening with a much younger man in a dark navy suit. His aura screamed "big city hotshot", albeit the exhausted look in his brown eyes. Not wanting to interrupt, she held off from approaching. However, her curiosity didn't stop her from eavesdropping.

What she heard the charismatic man say was a legal precedent that would have opened the sealed records in question. And with all the mind-boggling legal jargon, that's just about what she understood.

"Gabriel Ricci? I'm looking for an attorney named Gabriel Ricci?" a female voice from a nearby window called out, which made the young man raise his head. She saw him end the conversation abruptly, where a flustered Mr. Leroy hastily thanked him. Alex took that as her queue to approach her lawyer.

"Alex, we might be able to turn things around," she heard Leroy say.

And by some miracle, things did turn around. With her lawyer using the precedent offered by the young attorney earlier, their side gained the needed momentum to tip the scales in their favor. By the end of the trial, the verdict was out - Cornell will never be able to drive another vehicle, along with paying her a hefty amount of damages and fees.

They won.

Alex had to pinch herself before the victory sunk in. When it did, she felt an immense burden lifted from her shoulders.

After a long, long time, Alex can finally breathe.

Broken free from her nightmares, she asked herself what's next? The answer came to her almost immediately. Right there and then, she decided what she wanted to be. Like that man from the courthouse, she will become a lawyer.

Fueled by this new sense of mission, she saw a future for herself. No longer held by the past, she finally was able to move forward.

Indeed, Alex became what she set out to do - a lawyer who took on hopeless, even impossible cases and won them. A lawyer her parents would be proud of.

A damn good lawyer, just like Gabriel Ricci.

**

Present Day, at a New York Penthouse

Gabe sat in his home office clad in nothing but his white bath robe, holding a worn manila folder.

Five years ago, Gabe saw this case as his opportunity to make Robbie proud. The defendant had all the parallels with his brother - a teenager, incarcerated young, where the punishment had presumed to be too harsh. He now knew it was rightfully just.

But at that time, he was blinded by passion and ambition. He wanted to prove to himself and to Sadie what he can do. Taking on this case that was practically unwinnable would give him more power, more control over the pro bono cases he wanted to take. Actually winning this though, that proved to be his fatal mistake.

Your cockiness got the better of you again, Ricci.

His mind went to Alex. That was the direction his every waking moment drifted to nowadays. Whether he liked it or not, he'd answer some other day.

He had to let her know. If he didn't, Alex would eventually find out herself. Once she discovers that he was the one who had set this man free, she would hate him.

Gabe can't bring himself to think of that happening, of losing that chance with her, or of losing Alex's trust.

Hell, I'm going to lose her entirely if she finds out.

These realizations devastated him.

But how can they both escape the looming shadows of the past unscathed? Even he couldn't figure that out.

Sighing, he rubbed his hand on his face, reeling at his lack of options. He then stood up, slamming the open folder on his desk as he turned to face the window, simmering in his own regrets. Papers slipped out to the carpeted floor, including a full-page mugshot of the defendant.

It was Maximilian Cornell.

Author's Notes: With Sadie being shady AF, I feel like we all need some dose of female friendship right? Also, this is my HC why Gabe constantly pulls away from MC, not only because of their working relationship. Did the reveal live up to the cliffhanger? Let me know in the comments! 👇👇👇

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[boys-from-santacarla]

Note; I deeply apologize seeing as this is going to end up being long. Onto the information; My name is Ghost(mainly go by this one), Acid, Killer(more of a nickname), or Gore(more of a nickname). I go by he/they/xe/its, and I'm a dude, MLM and poly so it really doesn't matter much who it is. Born March 31st, being an Aries I'm a very loud and energetic person. I'm also very impulsive and get myself into deep shit, even if I don't realize I'm doin' it. I get overly loud when the topic is about something I enjoy or is into, if I try flirting on purpose it's ass but when I do it without realizing I get called a huge flirt. Big music and art geek, I have sketchbooks upon sketchbooks filled just sitting around in my room. I listen to a lot of rock like Queen, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, ACDC, Nickelback, KISS, Slipknot, KoRn, and on and on. Although I listen to every genre of music minus country(although there are few songs I can deal with). Big tattoo/piercing person, if you have one visible I will point it out and geek out about it. Although literally don't ask me to name a few songs unless I've been rambling on about it because I have the shittiest memory. I dye my hair so often it's surprising my hair is still healthy. I have literally bleached my hair, dyed it red and let that fade for a week, then dyed it blue and have been touching up the blue ever since then. If it wasn't due to money problems and the fact it's hard to borrow in my town my hair would probably have my hair a different color every two weeks. I ramble quite a bit and have the shittiest focus and memory, so you may have to pull me to the side and tell me to calm down. Would definitely compliment on the boys looks, specially their outfits. I'm a coffee and monster addict at this point, you'll see one or the other in my hand, and the occasional water bottle because I try to keep myself health. My love language is through touch and insulting people. Ex, "I fucking love you dumbass" or flipping you off playfully as a way of saying "i love you bitch". Smoking doesn't bother me, grew up around it my entire life. I love riding on motorcycles, no matter the weather, is it cold asf, nice idgaf, is it raining, shit lets go. I have a bad(good in some people's eyes) of using petnames/nicknames for everyone. Everyone has a wholesome petname from me and then I'll call them a whore or some shit. I cuss too much for my own good, I literally don't have a filter in my entire body. I will impulsively say shit, sometimes that's a good thing and sometimes it's a bad thing. Due to my anxiety I try to stay away from large crowds, but if I'm in them (aka on the boardwalk) I will have music blaring in my ears and my ears glued into my current sketchbook. Although I currently don't have them, I'm going to add them anyways because I'm going to end up getting them when I have the money to go to a piercer or to get a kit. I want a shit ton of piercings. Such as snake bites(lip piercing), tongue, septum, all of the piercings finished on my ears, and bridge. I've stated once I'm a big tattoo geek, so I want a quite a bit of those. I'm definitely a big "oh let's do it myself" person, and I have tried giving myself a septum piercing. (it would've worked if it wasn't for the fact I did it too low to be able to flip it up to hide it) I love the adrenaline of fights, it doesn't matter if I win or loose, although I do prefer if I win. I literally get the most random urge to fight someone for the hell of it. Probably has something to do with impulsive thoughts and shit, but oh well. I'm a big respect person, I live by the motto "you respect me, I'll respect you". I have blackouts sometimes due to rage and anxiety, so I try to keep myself from having them. I have a bad habit of rambling and saying sorry too much. I tend to repeatedly say sorry whilst rambling as I tend to get overly excited and loud when I ramble. I'm a very talkive person if I know and trust you. If you're around me and you don't get your ear talked off or messed with, you're probably not liked or

you need to leave. It's one easy way you'll be able to tell if I get along with you or not. I kinda have a whatever/punk/alt style, a lot of time I just grab something decent and throw it on. Although you'll always see me wearing a belt and my platform shoes. I'm 5'0, so my obsession with platforms grew because of my need to be tall. I wear a lot of baggy clothing, I'm definitely more of a comfort over style person.

Ok, my dude, I'll definitely pair you with...

Marko and Paul

Oh, man, you three are gonna be some threesome (and not necessarily in the sexual way lol)

Just imagine THE MESS

The boys think you're adorable when you get into the romantic mood and try to flirt but end up saying bad pick-up lines, so they'll laugh, but will twirl their hair as whoerish as possible and follow the game. Or they would get on with their manly act and fight to see who will flirt back better.

Now, the chatting will be so goddamn long! You three will go on 4 hour-long conversations that'll get from a "look at this new t-shirt I got" to "so that's why Ronald Reagan was an alien". The worst part is left to the spectators like David or Dwayne since none of you three will be the sane individual and shut y'all up.

The blondes like your drawing, and ask you to draw them or random stuff and people CONSTANTLY, so you'll have many opportunities to improve your skills and try with different models. When they happen to find some of your sketchbooks, they try to impress you or simply give a small present by drawing you or something you like, or at least make the attempt since some of the "fine pieces" as they call them, they give you are like children's school projects.

And, man, about the hair, are you blessed to have the glam diva Paul by your side to give advice and constructive criticism to your hair. He will help you choose the color and will give it style from time to time if you accept. The process to dye it will be so much fun, and so chaotic; experimenting with the pigments ends up with wounds caused from the bleach and the currently used wardrobe disposed later.

A thing they love about you is that you can stand up for yourself if needed, but they rather you not to, because they know you handle yourself and the others well, maybe too well for your good. Paul tries to take care of you as much as he can so there is no need for you to possibly get hurt. It was enough trying to control Marko so he didn't get involved in some stupid street fight every night at the boardwalk to now have to worry daily about you too. Marko shares the passion for the adrenaline of this and will think it is hot as hell, but he protects you as much as Paul, maybe a bit softer than him about it tho, but if you're in the middle of a fight and it starts to get worse than expected, he dead ass will force you to back off. He'll finish the business himself, sweetheart.

As for your love language, don't worry, these dorks will accept you playful pushes with joy, and they'll give you some of them too. But if you accidentally flip and fall some meters before hitting ground, you know the rule: laugh first, help second.

Oh, and you better get prepared for the bullying. You're the smallest in the group, so that leads to a constant attack as a hobbit. Marko joins the quip, but I mean, he'll get humiliated along. Let's just say Paul gives you two a hard time about it. With all the love of course.

They love to get out with you and the others and go to the boardwalk, but they try to take you out on days it is not that crowded, or in hours where a small amount of souls are having a stroll. But, if you happen to go out on a crowded night, they will keep you focused on having a good time, but just mention your getting uncomfortable and you'll be back at the cave in less than a minute.

Paul and Marko really love your style, they think it looks badass and try to match tough outfits with you from time to time. Giving you cool shirts and leather jackets with some patches on them that they think are awesome. Don't ask why some of the clothes have strange-colored stains on them tho.

They go with you to get you ears or nose pierced from the moment you three decided doing it diy style was a bad idea cuz y'all ended up with a bleeding nose and an ear infection the first time of trying it, and because there's no voice of reason in the threesome, Star and Dwayne had to give you kids a very long lecture of not doing those things by yourself.

[samanthaa-leanne]

*Whispers* Do them all! (If you're okay with it)

YES THANK YOU!!!!!

3 Fears: Spiders, snakes, and death.

3 things I love: Moon, pizza, animals.

2 turns on: Anime boys and more anime boys.

2 turns off: Non anime boys and uhh non anime boys.

My best friend: oof I have a lot. Theres my HS bff Krista, as well as @handsoffmyfriends @shinsou-lovin-hours-anon @yeet-these-hoez @taepoppin & @asadgwen

Sexual orientation: Bisexual.

How tall am I: 5′5 5′6 ish.

What do I miss right now: Getting 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Favourite color: Blue.

Do I have a crush: On about a million anime boys.

Favourite place: Beach.

What am I listening to right now: I’m watching Criminal Minds 

Shoe size: Don’t make fun of me but 10.5/11. I have big feet.

Eye color: Blue.

Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights.

Meaning behind my URL: It’s my first name with an additional A and my middle name

Favourite song: At the moment? Brand New Vision by Point North

Favourite band: Way too many to count. 

How I feel right now: Happy

Someone I love: All of you

My current relationship status: Married

My relationship with my parents: Ehh okay..

Favourite season: Summer/Fall

Tattoos and piercing i have: My ears used to be pierced and I have a matching tattoo with my dad

Tattoos and piercing i want: I have an anime sleeve planned, a moon phase tattoo, and a few song lyric tattoos. 

The reasons I joined Tumblr: I honestly don’t remember

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: No :(

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: Yes.

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: Like 20 minutes

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?: Nope

Where am I right now?: My house

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?” The louder the better

Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Nope. I own my own house

Am I excited for anything?: I have a trip to japan planned for October

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: My brother Alex is honestly one of the best people in my life.

How often do I wear a fake smile?: 8 hours a day M-F while I’m at work

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Tom Holland or Johnny Depp or Jim Carrey. Honestly so many people

What do I think about most?: Haikyuu and BNHA

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind

What was the last lie I told?: That I don’t smoke pot lol

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: I prefer to text

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Yes and yes

Do I believe in magic?: Yes

Do I believe in luck?: Yes

What’s the weather like right now?: Its 92 degrees rn

What was the last book I’ve read?: I’m re-reading the House of Night series by P.C and Kristin Cast

Do I have any nicknames?: A lot. Sam, Sami, Sam I Am, Sammy Sosa, Bubbles

Do I spend money or save it?:  A little of both

Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: No :(

Favourite animal?: Penguins and Flamingos

What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Sleeping

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Falling Like The Stars by Cole Norton

What is my favorite word?: Any cuss word. Probably fuck 

My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @myherowritings @handsoffmyfriends @akaashichigo @burnedbyshoto @gallickingun and so many more

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: What’s up bitches

Do I have any relatives in jail?: Nope

What is my current desktop picture?: My Karasuno babies

Had sex? Yes

Bought condoms? Yes

Gotten pregnant? Nope

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Maybe? I don’t remember

Had job?: Yes

Smoked weed? Yes

Smoked cigarettes? No

Drank alcohol? Yes

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No 

Been overweight? Yes

Been underweight? No 

Gotten my heart broken? Yes

Been to prom? No

Been in airplane? Yes

Learned another language? Kinda? I did 4 years of German in HS but I don’t remember most of it.

Wore make up? Yes

Dyed my hair? Yes

Had a surgery? Does oral surgery count? I had my  wisdom teeth taken out

Met someone famous? No

Stalked someone on a social network? Maybe...

Been fishing? Yes

Been rejected by a crush? Yes

What do I want for birthday? Anything anime related tbh or maybe another tattoo

Do I like my handwriting? Ew no

Where do I want to live when older? North Carolina or somewhere where there’s no snow

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? No

What I’m really bad at: Drawing

What my greatest achievments are: My SMAU’s

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: My dad called me a cunt one time 

What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Pay off my house and my car and buy my mom the house she deserves.

What do I like about myself: My eyes

My closest Tumblr friend: @handsoffmyfriends

Any question you’d like? I really like the swings

Are you outgoing or shy? A little bit of both

What kind of people are you attracted to? Anime boys

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?: Yes

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nope

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?: My brother

What does the most recent text that you sent say? lol ok

What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Me Against Myself by Wage War, Remembering Sunday by All Time Low, The Langdon House by Issues, Brand New Vision by Point North, Favorite Place by All Time Low.

Do you like it when people play with your hair?: AHHH YES

Do you think there is life on other planets?:  For sure

Do you like bubble baths? Yes

Do you like your neighbors? Yes

Where would you like to travel? Japan, Ireland, UK, Italy.

Favorite part of your daily routine? Leaving work lol

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach

What do you do when you wake up? Go pee

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Nope

Do you ever want to get married? I’m already married

If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Sorta.

Would you rather live without TV or music? Neither

Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes

What are your favorite stores to shop in? Target

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depending on what they do

Do you smile at strangers? Sometimes

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?: Nope

Ever wished you were someone else?: Sometimes

Favourite makeup brand?: I don’t use makeup

Last thing you ate?: Pizza

Ever won a competition? For what? Nope

Ever been in love? Yes

Facebook or Twitter? Twitter

Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

Are you watching tv right now? Yes, Criminal Minds

What colour are your towels? Multicolored

Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookie n Cream

First person you talked to today? My husband

Last person you talked to today? My husband

Name a person you hate? I don’t hate anybody

Name a person you love? Everyone of you

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Probably lol

Do you tan a lot? Not anymore

Have any pets? 2 dogs and a kitty cat

Do you type fast? Yes

Do you regret anything from your past?: Ohh boy yes

Ever broken someone’s heart?: Probably @handsoffmyfriends with all my angst

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?: Yes

Is cheating ever okay? No

Do you believe in true love? Yes

What your zodiac sign? Virgo

Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou) “Beautiufl, see the cloud, the cloud appear. Beautiful, see the rain,  the rain draw near.”

[gingergcnius]

Edward Nygma, the man who talks to animals

All it takes, is a pet day

If you asked what animal they would keep at home, they would say a dog, or a cat. Because normally cats and dogs are home animals. They are great company, even when some bitch around and chew your only shoes, leaving you embarrassed at work. Sure you need to take out your dog every day and night for a walk so your house won't smell like a morgue full of dead bodies. But normally, these two would be the acceptable human pets. Jim did not like cats so much, but was fond of dogs. They could be trained for so many things, and no matter what people said he believed they were smart. He always wanted a golden or a husky, but when he went to the army he forgot all of that. And when he became a detective, he had no time to look after a dog.

Every week, they had pet day. People who had a pet would bring them over, which helped some officers a lot, bringing their mood back up which meant people doing their jobs better. The best thing that happened to them so far was Harvey laughing uncontrollably to am officer chasing their dog. It was good to see this every week event brought a smile to his friend's face. Everyone knew who to go to, if they lost their dog. For some reason, they would always end up at somewhere.

In the lab. Nobody knows, but every week some officers would to go Edward to collect their dogs from them. He was surprisingly good with animals. Cats who scratched their owners climbed Ed's shoulder, and dogs who ran from their owner found their way to the guy no matter which room he was in, as long as he was in the room. Though no one has seen Edward bring a pet, he was good with them.

Well, no one saw what kind of pet he had until that day. And no one was expecting the animal Edward brought. When he thought Edward with an animal, the first image popped in his mind was a small kitten, or a big fluffy dog. But no, Edward had to bring something entirely else.

Edward came to work that day, wearing suspiciously comfortable clothes. Not the everyday suits and toes they were all used to seeing Ed in, but a dark green hoodie, and tight pants that just wrapped around his long legs too well (no, he did not stare.) that he stared at. And the view from the back was so much better that day. He smiled brightly at them, a file in his hand. "Good morning detective! I got the files you requested" Jim smiled back, grabbing the files before checking it. He had no doubt that Edward forgot to put something in it, but every second he could spend near him was enough for Jim. "Good morning Ed" he replied. Harvey raised an eyebrow, eyeing Edward

"no suits today I see? What's the special occasion?" He asked, elbowing Jim, teasing him. He was one of two who knew he was interested in Edward, the other being -embarrassingly- Captain Essen. Who gave him the most scary shovel talk. It was always good to know someone got Edward's back, not that Jim would ever try to hurt him.

Ed blinked a few seconds, before beaming "oh! It's because I brought one of my pets today. In order to carry her I had to wear something that was not too tight" he explained. Wait, did he just say pet's'?

"you have more than one?" Jim asked, shocked. Edward nodded rather too fast, grinning. "Yep! Perhaps I shall bring the others next week" Edward hummed, rather to himself. Before he could walk away Kristen came with Lee, their arms locked together. "What are you all talking about?" Lee asked, smiling.

"Not being suited like a professional I see, Mr Nygma?" Kristen teased, smiling. After the shooting, Edward was there to calm Her down when she learned Dougherty died, even though himself was shot in the arm. Nobody knows what happened, but when Kristen got over his head boyfriend, they became best friends. Often Jim caught them gossiping about officers, and to be honest it had Jim jealous but he would never admit out loud.

Both snickered at the formality with the Mrs and Mr terms. "So, where is your pet, Ed? " Harvey finally asked the 500 dollar question. The girls gasped. "You have a pet?" Edward nodded. "Promise you won't scream? Not everyone reacts the same way after seeing her"

"oh come on, how bad can it be" and oh boy how wrong Harvey was wrong. Edward made a noise none of them knew, and in seconds a head popped out from where Ed's neck was. It was a huge snake's head, staring at them without blinking. Kristen shrieked, and Lee stepped away "HOLY FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING SNAKE. I knew it, You're crazy!" Everyone except Jim stepped away, and the only thing Ed did was to giggle.

"don't worry detective, she won't bite. She is a corn snake. " He explained, patting the head that popped out of his collar.

"how b-big is she?" Asked Kristen, curiousity getting the better of her. She was always drawn to dangerous things and humans.

"she is, as I'm proud to say, 5.4 feet!" The snake suddenly hissed, and Edward shot a glare at the snake who was out, long enough to face him. "hey, don't hiss at me. You're not 5.5, you're 5.4!" Another hiss "hey! If you keep hissing at me like that, no two rats" the snake finally stopped, resting it's head on his shoulder after wrapping around his neck once.

"wait, if your snake is that long, how is he inside your hoodie?" Jim asked. Edward reached for his hoodie, lifting it up to reveal the rest of the snake wrapped around his torso two times. "I never took you for a snake person Ed"

"you can pet her if you'd like. She doesn't let everyone touch her, but it's worth a try" Edward offered his own hand, to lead Jim's hand. He placed his hand inside Ed's, and oh god his hands were so soft. One would think he was using a cream 7/24. He was too focused on the fact that he was holding his hand, until he felt something else under his own hand, and realised that the snake was letting him pet her

"woah, she never let's anyone near me, or let along touch her..." Edward whispered, before looking at Jim, a childish yet perfectly fitting grin on his face. "Looks like you're one of the special ones, Detective" Jim chuckled, letting his hand move on her head. "What's her name?"

"I names her Medusa, because you know, she won't let anyone come near her and me. " He answered. Jim let his hand wander a little bit down, barely touching the uncovered skin on Edward's shoulder. "You two look beautiful. A perfect fit, huh?" Edward blushed, and it looked so natural there. "T-Thank you Detective"

"it's time we let go of the Detective thing, Ed. We have been working together for a year." He said quietly, loving how the man blushed even more. He was happy to put that color onto his cheeks. No one else but him.

Edward returned to his lab, looking like a tomato. He was so sure, a minute ago Jim Gordon was flirting with him. Him. Well, not that he was going to decline the guy. He has the looks. His ocean blue eyes, his blond hair that he pushed back a lot which looked so soft and took everything to not just reach for them in front of everyone. And his body, oh god his body. The man was well built. That's what happens when people went to the army, he guessed. He manage to catch a glimpse of the tanned, built body when they came back from a crime scene. It had rained a lot, leaving the two soaked up. In order to not get sick, they had to change their clothes. Edward waited until Jim was done, so he could take off his own shirt. He was not embarrassed, but did not wanted him to see the scars on his back. It was one of the main reasons he got a giant snake too. Having the snake wrapped around his torso like a shield calmed him down whenever he remembered not so pleasent things.

Not so after he joined him at the lab, a file in his hand. "Hey Ed, you think you can take a look at this? Something seems wrong, and you're the only one who was there with me at the scene" Edward grabbed the file, going through the pages. And immediately found what was wrong. "The wound. The cause of death was not suicide, it was acid." He corrected. He turned around, glaring at Medusa once again. "No! Hey, don't give me that look. This is my working place, you're not biting dead people" he warned. He had hoped Jim would be gone by now, but hearing the lock on the door made him turn around.

"I-Is there something you need, Jim?" He said quietly, watching as he slowly made his way towards him. "Just had to make sure to lock the door, just in case walked in"

"while what?" He asked, nervously. He was backing away, bumping into the counter as Jim did not stop coming forward.

"while either I make the biggest mistake of my life, or do the right thing" he whispered. Ed gulped, unable to move as Jim came incredibly close. And the next thing he knew was he was being kissed.

He was being kissed, By one James Gordon, with him almost between his legs because he had backed away too much and almost climbed the counter. One thing he concentrated on was how gentle he was with him. Almost as if he was nervous about this. He was giving Edward a chance. Pull away, or kiss back.

Before Jim could pull away, he grabbed his tie tightly, pulling him closer, kissing back. He ignored the small gasp coming from Jim, as he continued to kiss him as if there was no tomorrow. He felt Jim's one hand on his waist, the other on his face. With his Other Hand, Edward pulled Jim as close as he could, pressing himself against him. No so long after, they had to pull back, air filling their lungs. "How long?-" Ed managed to ask, gasping for air. "Since that day you asked me a riddle"

"you have to be more specific. I ask you riddles everyday" both laughed quietly.

"the third one. At a scene." He paused "what about you?"

"since you answered the first riddle" he admitted. Jim leaned forward once again, capturing his lips with a kiss, catching Ed off guard once again. He wasn't so gentle this time, knowing that Edward won't push him away. Edward immediately kissed back, unable to hold back a moan at how good Jim kissed. It felt amazing. A loud hiss made them pull away, as both glared at Medusa. But then Edward started laughing, leaving Jim curious. Seeing Jim's reaction, Edward once again explained. "So all it took was you to kiss me was her, huh?" Jim huffed, smiling. "But it wasn't the only thing, was it?" Suddenly Edward smirked.

"I knew you wore those tight pants for a reason" Edward, knowing his plan worked smirked wider. "So it did work! "

Finally you all get some RiddlerGordon content from me that I promised but never wrote. Oh and, snakes because fuck yeah I love snakes. Please ask for more stuff like these in the ask box, I need new ideas!!

I gift this to @riddlersgordon

[patronsaintofprincesses]

Hey cutie, if you're up to the challenge, all 100 from the list with the 〜(￣▽￣〜) :)

First of all @unluckymess is the most amazing person in all of Texas I love you ilysm. Ahem 1. What are five things you want to do before the year ends? Well first I'd like to develop some structure maybe a morning routine nothing too fancy. Second, I need to buy a bike the bus is getting too expensive :0 Third, I would like to make an A in a class instead of B's and C's what is going on lol. Fourth, I would like to decorate my apartment and always have food in the fridge for friends that drop by. Finally, I'd like to settle this mess with my health insurance and be an adult. @_@ 2. What color are your pants? I'm currently wearing TMNT pajama pants so, green. 3.Favorite motivational quote? The one about John Lennon and his teacher. "I want to be happy." "You don't understand the question" "No, you don't understand life." 4.When was the last time you drank coffee? I had an Almond Joy cappuccino a couple of months ago. 5. What was the last thing you ate? An avocado and swiss cheese sandwich. 6. Favorite animal? Ooh probably an axolotl. Or snakes. 7. Favorite song? Of all time? One Step Closer by Linkin Park. But lately I've been listening to Let Her Go by Passenger. 8. Last movie you watched? While You Were Sleeping. Two Weeks Notice. Both very good Sandra Bullock rom coms. 9. Any turn ons? I've pretty much accepted that I have a thing for D/s (sir/ darling girl)and biting. Also being prettified and dirty talk. Dirty dirty. 10. Any turn offs? Physical S&M. Infantilism. Men who like being called Daddy.11. List 4 big words off of the top of your head. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Hippopotomonstrosisquipedaliophobia. Deoxyribonucleic acid. 12. What are some meaningful movies? Robin Williams did a lot of those um I love Where The Heart Is. Movies based on books usually have some sort of nuanced meaning :p 13. Who are the 2 most important people in your life right now? Always my mum/brother and my best friend Mikachuu. 14. What are 3 things you want to do before the month ends? First, get a job. Second, take my dog to the vet. Third, learn some self-care darn it. Lol 15. When was the last time you read a good book? This morning! I am so hooked on Agatha Christie it is not even funny. 16. How long do you study for usually, if you study? Usually about three hours. Then I read my time away lol. 17. Do you have any nicknames? I am called San. 18. Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.) Happy by Clinique. It's a citrus/floral scent and Man by Pitbull. It's a woodsy?/musky cologne. 19. Do you have any international friends / friends who live out of state? Yes! Far off exotic places like Michigan, Illinois, Oregon, Vermont, Washington, California. Whee. 20. What is something unique that you do every single day? Hm live vicariously through fictional characters21. If there was a movie based on your life, what would it be called? Can't Hardly Even 22. When was the last time you bought a gift for someone? Mikachu's birthday 23. Are you a shopaholic? Nopers. I am poor and a minimalist 24. What are some songs that always make you feel better? Linkin Park. Panic! at the Disco. George Strait. The Hoosiers. Alllll of their songs. 25. List 3 activities that you can only enjoy by yourself. Reading, eating ice cream by the pint, and tightlacing. 26. If you could live in any biome (and survive) which biome would you live in? DRAGONLAND. 27. How do you like being roused in the morning? With poetry and flowers. Also brekkie. Maybe a pun or two lol. 28. How was your day? What did you do? It was swell, I read and ate cookies and doughnuts and an avocado sandwich. Thanks how was yours? :P29. What did your last text message say? Okay good let me know how you're doing. 30. Do you respond to texts quickly? Nooooooo31. Who was the last person you called? My mother, the saint @silver9mm 😇83. Do you miss anyone right now? My brother :)84. Who do you love? Why? All of y'all. Because I want to 85. Do you like sharing? Yes of course 86. What was the last picture you took with your phone? A selfie on SC 87. Is there a reason behind everything that happens? Yeah, the universe is fucking absurd 88. Favorite genre of music? Alternative. Followed by pop, country, and rock. 89. If you had one word to describe yourself, what would it be? San90. Describe your life in 5 words. Out. For. A. Walk. ...Bitch.91. Describe the world in 4 words. TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE 92. Craziest thing you've ever done? Survived 93. First three songs in your favorite playlist? These Tables Are Numbered For A Good Reason, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet by Panic! at the Disco. The Little Things Give You Away by Linkin Park. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance 94. Are you more creative or logical? I think I'm boring beyond imagination 😇95. Would you rather lie or hurt someone with the truth? Truth. But I want to be lied to. 96. What are you most proud of? Being District Spelling Champion in 2013 97. What personality trait do you admire in other people? Charisma 98. When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing? Taking a hot bath in the dark listening to music reflecting on a book I just finished reading. 99. How do you usually start a conversation? Hi my name is San Juanita, I go by San. What is your name?100. What is the best news you could hear right now? My mother won the lottery !!! That was wild. I LOVED answering all of these thank you so much!!!